What does /tv/ think of Kate Winslet?

she's all crying, bang, there's a elfweener in her mouth. the front of her mouth is enormous, the truely mythical protocharlie. i question that i really do. #fxocuntzulu

>>81801024
Kate Winslet looks like THAT?!

>>81801024
She's an ok actor I look forward to her transition to older characters

>>81801622
>never knew she was stacked
>Titanic (1997)

underage b&

>>81801024
I guess that long list of her taking off cloth stops growing after all

>>81801807
It's part of the aging process known as sagging

>>81801024
she was good and really hot in mildred pierce even though waffles and chicken seem like an odd meal but maybe it's delicious what do i know

>>81801807
>>81801838
It's also called being pregnant

best actor working in the industry, imhotbqhwy

>BDH thread gets deleted
>this gets to stay

she literally saved the Steve Jobs movie

>>81803245
mommyfags needs to die

I find the vast majority of her performances far too overblown and "showy." Also, her American accent is just the shits. I feel like a lot of people praise it, but come on now, it's fucking awful.

>>81803267

>mommyfags needs to die
It's the patrician taste desu senpai

>>81803296
>has such mommy issues he has no shame displaying them

Enjoy your midlife crisis at 25

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>mfw she keeps getting hotter and aged well since
>Leo's looking more like Orsen Welles as years go by
I think Leo's purposely doing it since he's always wanted to shed that pretty boy image he had since Titanic

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>>81801795
Imagine having an affair with an older woman like that. Surely you'd learn a lot in the bedroom . . .

>>81803577
Most importantly she was a legit Nazi fraulein

>>81801024
If she's a winslet, is there a bigger, thiccer Kate too to humiliate her?

>>81803577
>tfw my biggest fantasy was to have a relationship with a much older woman in my late teens/early 20's
>tfw starting to get too old for that

>>81803326
I am 25.

What now bucko?

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>>81804008
Kate Heigl would make short work of the winslet

>>81804082

You proved my point.

>>81804082
Case and point

>>81804139
>>81804149
Samefag

you think leo regrets leavin her?
she's aged pretty decently compared to other hollywood women

>>81801538
sorry everyone. Grandpa, you forgot to take your meds again you crazy fuck

>>81804008
How about Upton humiliating her in a titfight?

>>81804177
Pathetic

>>81804252
MOMMY

>>81804056
Almost happened to me once.

>met 40-odd year old woman
>went back to her place
>cuddled and talked for a bit

Sadly I chickened out when it started to get serious. Somehow my conscious thought it wasn't right. Funnily enough we are still in contact.

>>81804198
Upton has a pancake ass and chicken legs.

>>81804300
How do I unsubscribe from your boring as shit blog?

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>>81804300

>>81803577
>ywn you'll never have four kids with her and be recognized with a Mother's Cross for your contribution in populating the Third Reich

>>81804134
2 bad face looks like a smooshed clown's pie

>>81804056
Did this. Sex was great.
But she was fucking insane.
And I don't mean insane like all women, I mean not-taking-her-meds insane.

Don't do it.

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>>81804373
reminder that fogel was the only one of the 3 to actually have sex

>>81804134
Just like she made short work of her own career

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>>81804443

>>81804300
Dude you're a flaming faggot. Might wanna check if your balls have descended

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>>81804444
What do you mean insane

>>81804444
I bet she had kids, didn't she?

>>81804519
If she fixes that man chin/jaw she can have my dick. Otherwise, you guys keep her.

>>81804509
Screaming and running barefoot through the streets of Detroit because I suggested we leave a bar earlier than she wanted to, because she was acting like a drunken idiot at the bar.

>>81804519
Did you just try to rhyme "titty" with "milkies"?

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>>81804444
Just make sure she doesn't know where you live and your all good

Nice quads by the way

>>81804565
I like how you say this as though you have experience. You've never actually slept with a woman, have you?

>>81804551
It is whatever you want it to be, art is subjective anon

>>81804589
>>81804565

She lives around the corner from me. And she knows where my parents live, and isn't far from them either. After a really ugly breakup she blocked my mom's car in the driveway by parking behind it, and I had her shit towed.

>>81804533
She did.

>>81804550
>>81804638
So you chose to date an insane woman. Was it out of pity or what? Are you insane yourself? I don't understand this

>>81804757
The people who come here probably can't afford to be too picky.

>>81804638
Oh dear. Sounds like a shitty situation to be in. What was the age difference between you and her?

>3 kids from 3 different men

she loves it raw

>>81804757
Wow it's almost like BPD people don't reveal the crazy all at once. Remarkable, isnt it?

>>81804839
I was 27, she was 41

>>81804907
>I was 27, she was 41

despite you being mentally a child youre both adults

theres no old woman fucking there

>>81804757
don't judge until you have some hot milf rub up on you and tell me you can resist that shit.

>>81804907
>I was 27, she was 41

This really isn't such a big difference, especially considering how old you already were.

My fantasy was about dating a 40-50 year old at 18-21 years old. Something that's not illegal, but still is looked down upon by many people.

>>81804925
>despite you being mentally a child
Care to back that up?

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>>81801024
JUGGIES!!

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>>81801024

WHEN DID SHE GET HUGE TITS !?! fucking makes me jizz my pants

>>81804907
>BPD people don't reveal the crazy all at once
Well I don't know how BDP manifests itself but you could have said she had it instead of calling her "insane" you insensitive prick
>>81804979
Very true..

>>81801795
That seemed like a cold kiss from her

>>81801559
classic /v/

>>81805042
Oh you're right, how insensitive of me. I'll remember to use gentler language the next time I have to wrestle a knife away from someone, dodge thrown bottles, or get threatened with a false rape accusation.

>>81805008
You're arguing in a Taiwanese masturbation board

>>81805019
>>81805036
babies haven't seen holy smoke

>>81805099
Go on...

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>>81805094
At least I'm not the one dating a person like that
Sure that's insane behavior, but the way you pictured it at the start I'd couldn't have guessed she had a diagnosed condition. Lots of people do crazy stuff without actually suffering from a personality disorder. That's different

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MOMMY ANON WANT MILKY!!!!

>>81805149
062E6EA

>deleting posts
Did your mom overcook your tendies?

>>81803265
one is an actual actress whilst the other is a yoyo dieter celebrity child which pushes threads that say THICC and MOMMY

>>81803577
>>81801024
> those lips

I just want to fuck her face, make her lick my balls and toss my salad

>>81805279
Looks way better now.

>>81805193
I broke up with her. If you're such a generous and tolerant person, try it yourself. I'm never going to get involved with anyone if they even show a slight bit of crazy.

In other words, I plan to die alone.

>>81805248
Damn imagine being Harvey Keitel

>>81805303
>>81805279
I really like goose pimpled nips

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*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

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>>81805336
>those hips

>>81801024
>>81805222
I was not attracted to her when she was in Titanic and still young, but damn has she become a hot milf.

>>81805303
Children

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>>81805374

>>81804550

That's the moment you let her go. You got your sex out of it. Time to drop this bitch and go on with your life.

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>>81805427

>>81804056
you can always find a 60 year old cougar. if that's not old enough for ur fetish kill urself

>>81805222
Would anyone know if she has any crazy politics are if any?

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>>81805279


does she have a scar on her tit

>>81805336

M-mommy?

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>>81805384
>black leggings on black background
>can't see shit

Why even post this image?

>>81805808
maybe you need a new monitor

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>>81805270
>unironically using the word "whilst" in your reply

And you expect anyone to take your opinion seriously

>>81805337
>If you're such a generous and tolerant person, try it yourself
Well, I clearly won't do that
>I broke up with her.
Good for you.

>>81805960
>he's a dumb American who thinks using words outside his vocabulary is silly

>>81805248
>>81805336
Oh my

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>>81805985
>le dumb American may may

MORE KATE THICKLET

>>81806060
well youre clearly dumb

>>81805270
>he hasn't seen The Village, The Help, 50/50, or Hereafter

>>81805808
nigger fix your contrast

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>>81806131
>youre

>>81806170
yes that was the correct use of "you're"

how does it feel to be retarded

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>tfw no mommy gf

>>81806560
Oh, I see you've discovered apostrophes since you posted that. Congrats on passing first grade language arts.

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>>81806608
feels bad man

>>81806608
Look up 'Xev bellringer mom'

>>81805222
How do her titties compare with Eva Green's?

>>81806640
state of you.

>>81804444
>And I don't mean insane like all women, I mean not-taking-her-meds insane.
Did she call you like 5 times a day?

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>>81806608
;-;

>>81806710
Still haven't learned about proper capitalization yet though. Spelling is good though. B-

>>81806702
they droop a lot more, watch Little Children

>>81806775
Will do. How about in terms of size?

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>>81801024
she can play Debbie Harry in the biopic

Milf Kate best Kate

>>81806827
Eva's are probably slightly bigger than Kate's

>>81804300
This board isn't your own personal diary there bud.

>>81805336
where's her dick?

>>81807721
Nearly creamed my pants, just now.

>>81801024

i think she needs to knock it off with inhaling a box of donuts for lunch daily

>>81804373
>yeah yeah really gonna miss your uh kneeslappers next year at Dartmouth Seth

My first actress crush when i saw titanic as a kid.

Probably contributed to my strong attraction for redheads as well.

>>81808308
Dude I already fapped twice today. Knock it off.

>>81806690
ugly and gross

>>81806170
>>81806640
How new are you?

>>81805336
>those hips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQuBrIF1dic

>>81806702
Younger Eva nipples, Eva ekes out a win. Older Eva nipples, not even close, Kate all the way. Somehow I suspect Eva's recent "topless" scenes, very brief, are just computer BS.

>>81808129
The Reader is a really good film, plus you will get hard watching it. Unlike a lot of actresses, she's very comfortable portraying sexuality.

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>>81806738
>that
>mommy

>>81801887
It is delicious. Very popular in the US, at least on the east coast. Lays even made a chip flavor out of it.

>>81807721
lower pls

>>81801024
She peaked when she was a teenager.

Whats some katekino?
Ive only seen titanic,carnage and the reader.

>>81808618
Yes, I think Eva's are bigger. You're right her tits looked cgi edited in her recent topless appearances. Do you think they've started to sag? Hopefully we'll get to see a good lesbian scene with her and Gemma Arterton.

>>81806640
but I didn't post that you fucking moron

>>81804461
He was the true hero of the story and the only one that actually had a great night.

>>81810162
Ah, so it took you this long to learn about apostrophes. Kind of sad tb completely h.

>>81805985
Commonwealth fag detected.