FUCK YOU! That's my name.

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>>81792359
CANDICE?

The LEADS are weak?! The fuckin leads are weak? YOU'RE WEAK!

>>81792359
What was Faarq Hugh's problem?

>>81792899
What did he mean by this?

>>81792899
but the leads were weak

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my advice?
seek out Baldwin's Christmas parody of this scene from SNL like 15 years ago

>>81792359

So....

Baldwin wasn't memeing leads are a crutch, any good salesmen should generate his own business. Typically you get more comission on self generated leads too.

Glengarry Glen Ross is such a SHIT name for a movie. No wonder nobody talks about it today

FOR YOU. That's my name. You know why, mister? You use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.
And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.
You hear me, you fucking foot fags? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.
A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your dubs for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A.
Get out there - you got the kym pages coming in. You think they came in to get posted on reddit? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?

>>81793974
i remember the audience barely lauging at this skit. normies just cant appreciate kino like Glengarry Glen Ross

>>81796014
Fuck em. Best thing SNL's done in years.

>>81793974
>when he says always be closing instead of always be cobbling

pretty good skit

>>81792359
PUT THOSE FLIGHT PLANS DOWN!!

FLIGHT PLANS ARE FOR CLOSERS!!

>>81792359

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>>81795666
You're such a hero, you got trips.
how come you come down here and waste your time with a bunch a' bums?