*flicks on lightsaber*

>>81790550
*judo kicks you into shelf*

Psh

>>81790550
This guy is seriously autistic as fuck. Even my girlfriend says she can't stand his face whenever one of his videos pops up in my "recommended" feed. How the fuck do people unironically watch his bullshit? He's the biggest beta wimp limp wristed faggot I've ever seen on youtube. I'd rather listen to Collider try and brainwash me into loving every Star Wars/Superhero movie than watch a Chris Cuckman review.

>>81790550
I GREW UP WITH

>>81790593
>Judo
>Kicks

nigga

*tells it to Zod's snapped neck*

>>81790774
Other nerdy quirky beta males like him cuz he makes them feel better about being pathetic manchildren. Simple as that. Plus his review style is more accessible than others.

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>>81790774
He's 6'4" and looks like a Chad too, which only adds insult to injury.

He was blessed with god-tier genetics but still acts like a spergy gutless manchild.

Chris Stuckmann is actually really good. He is very knowledgeable about film history (watch his Blu Ray collection video if you don't believe me) and he is able to give a very detailed and informative (but also breif) perspective on films. Even if I disagree with him his perspective is so enlightening that I often reconsider my views on the film entirely. Without a doubt the best living film critic.

>>81790550
>Look at his face
>Light glances off his braces
>"May the force be with you" he says
>Stare him in the eyes
>"Say that to Zod's snapped neck"
>walk away

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>>81791087
Hey Chris why were you almost out of frame here?

>>81790550
I grew up with this lightsaber deep in my ass.

>>81790948
>god-tier genetics
> looks like a Chad

But he doesn't.

He looks like he should be selling electronics at a big box store.

>>81790837
I was about to post this. What the fuck?

Damn look at those arms. Dude is swole.

I wish he would smile more so I can see those lovely teeth of his

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Im glad RLM hates this cuck motherfucker

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg

>>81791675
Seriously, though, Armoured and Shoe are the worst out of all of those anti-SJW guys, and I'm not fond of any of them

Someone post the pastas

>>81791736
>worst out of all of those anti-SJW guys
Nah, Sargon's the worst.

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>>81791938
Worst in the sense of being an autistic videogaming wiki-warrior, sure.

At least Shoe is hot

>>81791675
I guess he really is a prick.

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>>81790774
SAY THAT TO HIS FACE FAGGOT

>>81790774
Stuckmann triggers normies, more news at 11.

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i grew up with people who fought nazis for their entire life and this inspired me to the same

i give this asswhooping an A+

>>81792611
>Implying Stuckmann isn't the ultimate normie

>>81790774

He has a friendly face and most of the time, a non-offensive positively tilted opinion about everything he reviews.

But i highly doubt he watches everything he reviews.

>>81790948
he looks like a potato face pussy

>>81790550
The perfect example of the Modern Male.