Ironic.

...don't you think?

Someone give me a quick rundown on this guy.

>>81790115
darth ironicas the sarcastic, he could make any joke funny.

>>81790154
>be Naboo dude, Sheev Palpatine
>discover own force affinity and meet up with Banking Clan Sith dude, Darth Plagueis
>get trained by Plagueis and learn to be virtually immortal
>kill Plagueis and claim his vast fortune as my own
>become Naboo's senator and use wealth as leverage to instigate Republic separatists
>use conflict to become Chancellor
>use entire vast fortune as a down payment on FUCKING HUGE clone army
>now I'm poor but most powerful man in the galaxy
>wipe out Separatists and Jedi, become Emperor
>spend the next years taking power away from the Senate
>prophecy says the force will still kill my immortal ass, have to find a way to avoid it
>build stupidly big lightsaber, call it Death Star, hope it will scare galaxy into line so I can turn my focus to avoiding the prophecy
>that fails, try it again, fails again, die

>>81790137
Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth..... Alanis

>>81790316
>that fails
>try it again
>fails again

he should have tried spinning, that's a good trick.

>>81790423
but he did anon, don't you remember?

>>81790154
>Senate bow to Sheev
>In contact with the Force
>Possess psychic>like abilities
>Control the empire with an iron but fair fist
>Own space stations & star destroyers galactically
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in the uncharted teritories (Sheevgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of midichlorian editing research facilities in the galaxy
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Sheev babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence in the galaxy has only existed deep in Jedi monasteries & Death Star
>Ancient Naboo scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon galaxy and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>he owns kyber crystal R&D labs around the galaxy
>You likely have Sheevbots inside you right now
>He learned fluent bocce in under a week
>planet states entrust their credit reserves with the Sheev. There’s no gold in Ft. Hutt, only Ft. Sheev
>Sheev is about 7 decades old, from the space>time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>>81790613
Saved. Don't know when I will ever use it, but saved.

>>81790316
This was all good except you called him by his non-canon name.

>>81791412
His name is Sheev Palpatine. What do you mean?