/got/ general

DON'T BULLY THE TULLY

>>81783686
get so drunk you think you banged someone and get so obsessed with her for the rest of your life when in reality you banged her retarded sister

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

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>>81783686
What a shitty edition

>>81783798
because he's a retarded faggot

>>81783798
because you have homosexual tendencies

>>81783798
Because you post this in every thread just as that faggot with "ships" and the retarded photoshops of characters

> he thinks he can kill /got/ with shitposts
> implying that isn't what has sustained it this long
> implying /got/ won't take over the board again in July

>>81783880
Seriously, that photoshop is one of the most retarded things ever forced on this thread.

>>81784201
It is. It's not even funny or humorous in any way. Hell, I'd rather take people posting shitty "memes" with captions on them.

>>81784224
I'll take it. Thanks for keeping the thread going, intentionally bad photoshop guy.

>>81783880
I hate them all except the "shipping guy"
Shipping guy is okay in my book.

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Maario Naharis

>>81783733
Tullys are upjumped fishermen, House Bracken are the true lords of the Riverlands.

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>>81784817
>Brackenfags

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>>81783733
Sansa "the mind trick Queen" Stark the best tully

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Posting a classic

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Anyone here played the Telltale GoT?

>>81785076
wasn't that supposed to be shit?
did you find it any good?

yo whos got the link to carice fappening stuff on 4chan?

>>81785128
I'm going through episode 4 right now. Basically any time I play as Mira I want to kill myself because of boredom.

It's quite typical "all of your choices matter but not really" bullshit. A nice touch is some characters are voiced by the same people from the show. Namely Cersei, Tyrion, Ramsay, Juan Snow, Margery. Probably someone else I forgot.

A lot of talking and not much action though.

>>81785203
oh, i thought it was meant to be mostly OC characters
interesting

Cant wait for summer /got/ threads.
Also I'm still waiting for TWOW release. Any idea if TWOW will be released this year or the next year (2018) ?

>>81783686
Thats a big finger

>>81785302
TWOW never

>>81784201
What photoshop thing? That could apply to so many /got/ shenanigans.

>>81785255
You play as OC characters of house Forrester, and one squire who served the previous lord of that house.

Basically MUH WOOD is the storyline of most characters, right now I play as 4 if I'm not mistaken. Rodrik, that squire who's name constantly runs away from my memory, Mira and Asher, who's exiled from Westeros.

Oh and right you also meet Daenerys and her dragons.

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>>81785302
>he's waiting for TWOW
You do realize he announced two more short stories, right? Give up, anon. He's tied up on that Meereenese knot and has given up.

>>81785202
If it exists in will be on /b/ or /s/.

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>>81785395
fuck you he's hard at work

>>81785450
he still wears that stupid fucking train conductor hat at home

what a fucking asshole, jesus

>>81783686
Reminder Daenerys is a Blackfyre and she is named after Daemon Blackfyres love Daenerys daughter of Aegon the unworthy.

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Who are some characters you wish were included in the show, /got/?

>>81785541
Kindly Man
Victarion Greyjoy
Moqorro
Vargo Hoat/Goat/Moat
Golden Company

>>81785541
You already posted about her

>>81785640
eh, vargo hoat would probably end up looking stupid on television

>>81785421
>tfw the new maisie leaks never happened

>>81785541
Val
Arianne
Darkstar
Moqorro

>>81785541
definitely not the fat nigger whore.

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>>81785689
>tfw people will argue with you on the 'fat' and the 'nigger' but never the 'whore'

>>81785726
Really causes one to ponder

>>81785689
>>81785726
>having a healthy sexual appetite makes you a whore

I don't see you calling Aegon VI a whore.

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>>81785541
Victarion
Jon Connington
Dolly Duckfield
Red Ronnet
Arianne
Aegon, not as much for him, but for the comfy boat ride story that comes with him and his crew.

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>>81785541
>Silent he stood, drinking in the glories of her body, the hollow of her throat, the round ripe breasts with their huge dark nipples, the lush curves at waist and hip
>Seeing her there upon the featherbed, smiling that wicked smile, toying with her breast... was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny...

>>81785780
Who?

>>81785780
He would be a lecher, then; I don't know Young Griff's sexual history, though.

>>81785023
What if GRRM brings Rob back instead of Jon to fuck with people.

>>81785913
>>81785950
Fuck, meant Aegon IV

and why is the guy a lecher but the chick's a whore?

>>81785990
Because of the English language.

>>81785981
But he never left, anon.
Grey Wind never died :^)

>>81785990
lock vs key blah blah blah

>>81785990
Because a pussy can get stretched and less tight as more pounding happens while a dick won't

>>81785990
But he is a manwhore and his retardation set off a meme that is still alive, by the name of Aegon Blackfyre, also known as Young Griff.

>>81785981
it's possible but we don't know after parading his corpse around if he was returned north. winter is coming is inspired by the horn of winter which resurrects the liege lords and kings of winter bound to in the winterfell crypts.

It sucks that jon and ned went out the way they did. It'd be sick if they were resurrected from the grave and under jons command

>>81786018
>Jon dies and jumps into Ghost
>Resurrected either by Others or Melly
>Rob/Greywind steals his body

>>81785890
>was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive
fucking kek i love it when grrm tries to write sex scenes
i saw someone complain the other day about him writing sexual shit, that women can't feel a guy's cum inside them

>>81786198
grrm is pretty much a fat neckbeard virgin cuck

>>81786115
>it's possible but we don't know after parading his corpse around if he was returned north.
why would they? they probably just dumped his body in the river too

>>81786059
That's not how muscles or vaginas work

>>81786628
Please don't trigger the autists.

>>81785981
What if he brings back Stannis, but then at the climax he rips off his face and it's Jon Snow inside all along?

>>81785990

Men are biologically built to spread their semen. Men literally have an unlimited amount of sperm to spread. Women have a limited amounts of eggs to be made fertile.

>>81786859
And women are biologically built to fuck the most alpha of men to get the best seed. And even get pregnant by the alpha and then stay with a beta who'll raise the kid and be a good dad. What's wrong with fucking multiple dudes so long as the dudes aren't pussies? Darkstar is handsome as shit even though he's dangerous, he's got good genes.

>>81786779
You mean Bloodraven. It was Bloodraven all along.

>>81786779
>implying manlet snu could pass as stannis

There are people who don't consider Shaggydig the best Direwolf.

Truly horrifying.

>>81787899
>bites people who dindu nuffin
grey wind was and still is objectively best wolf

>>81787938
You'' have tough time convincing the Ghost brigade

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He a good dog, just passionate.

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>>81787899
>Shaggy dog stories play upon the audience's preconceptions of joke-telling. The audience listens to the story with certain expectations, which are either simply not met or met in some entirely unexpected manner.[1] A lengthy shaggy dog story derives its humour from the fact that the joke-teller held the attention of the listeners for a long time (such jokes can take five minutes or more to tell) for no reason at all, as the end resolution is essentially meaningless.[2] The nature of their delivery is reflected in the English idiom spin a yarn, by way of analogy with the production of yarn.

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>>81788061
That's actually very useful info. It explains so much!

this is now a dog general

>>81788233
>now

Best wolf : Nymeria
Good wolves : Grey Wind Shaggydog
Ok wolves : Summer Ghost
Useless big fluffy pet : Lady

>nymeria
>best

>>81787938
It's definitely Nymeria. She ditched those Stark pussies and went off on her own to lead a giant pack of wolves. She makes the other wolves look like bitches. They're all the pets of children while she's out fucking shit up.

>>81788326
reminder she is dead in the show

>>81788319
>raising a wolves army
>attacking&killing knights, not just as a very small part of an actual men army - like grey wind - but on their own
>not best

which wolf tops that? what has that wolf done that tops that?

>>81788282
lol'd at Lady

why was she so useless bros? does the owner personality imprint on the wolf?

>>81788369
she dead yo

>>81788061
I didn't know there was a term for this.

>>81788340
she isn't?
and it's extremely likely that Arya will see her in S7.

>>81788326
>>81788369
>wolves that is actually useful to people vs glorified canine nigger

>>81788405
>>81788340
It's already been leaked she and Arya reunite for 30 seconds and then she disappears forever so they can save the budget for the ever burdening salaries.

>>81788370
>does the owner personality imprint on the wolf?
almost certainly.

and she was useless because sansa took a big savage animal and raised her as a pet.

so she had a big pet. that's it.
Sansa ruined it, basically.
Like she ruins everything else.

>>81788426
> most useful wolf isne niggwr wolf.

>>81788282
>>81788370
>>81788444
lady did nothing wrong

>>81788426
>the value of a wolf is inherently linked to how useful they are to their mentally challenged stark owners

"no"

>>81788467
>not ripping sansa's throat in her sleep
>not wrong

also, just like with Sansa, it isn't exactly hard not to do anything wrong when you don't do anything at all.

>>81788426
>A wolf being wild is akin to a human being acting that way

Are you retarded?

>>81788370
Pretty sure Sansa had no wolf dreams, so no.

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

>>81788524
i thought that everything wrong with sansa was because the wolf died early
that was bran's theory at least when robb was asked why she was such a dumb cunt

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>>81788444
>>81788370
>>81788282
>>81788467

I think the most irritating moment with Sansa is when she gets the lion necklace from Joffrey and swoons. For me, personally.

>>81788608
The most irritating moment with Sansa is when she betrays Ned's plans to Cersei. For me personally.

Tumblr will whine about all show changes to Sansa EXCEPT for this

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>>81788608
She has been non-stop annoying for 5 seasons, but improved in 6. It's hard to name the most annoying thing she did.

>>81788606
Pic related

>>81788639
I'm pretty sure everyone's worst Sansa moment is that. From there on there isn't much to hate.

>>81788639
you could argue she was just dumb and/or innocent

>>81788608
>>81788639
>when she gives away literally everything to myranda royce
>we're supposed to believe that she's gotten smarter

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>81788695
> is enamored by lemon cake

>>81788760
>mindtricked sweetautist into ordering a 12 foot lemon cake for her
IS THERE ANYTHING THE MIND TRICK QUEEN CAN'T DO?

>>81788580
>i thought that everything wrong with sansa was because the wolf died early
but she was fucking retarded and doing stupid shit BEFORE lady's death.
(You know, including the thing that actually led to lady's death).

unless you're implying some time travel shit I don't see how that works.

>>81788694
I don't care about dumb and innocent people who only bring shit upon their own head.

when your stupidity (you can call it innocence, I call it retardation) brings shit upon everyone, you should be kept in a padded cell.

>>81788769
pictured :
Stupid fucking useless bitch.
And Lady.

>>81785541
>Nobody said Nimble Dick Crabb

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>>81788951

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I miss her. Still the hottest.

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hhnngg

>>81789101
>>81789144
i cant think of a worse OC show character

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Grey Wind is best dog

>>81789154
Olly?

Why don't the Lannisters have lions as pets? It's only fair when the Starks have wolves.

>>81789201
i actually didn't mind olly, his motives made sense to me, regardless of how D&D butchered the thenns
what's everyone's problem with him? am i missing something?

>>81789201
Stfu tripfag

>>81789261
Sir Pounce

>>81789265
Because he was a cunt and we all celebrated when he hanged.

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>>81789296
>Sir Pounce

Oh fuck

>>81789101
>>81789144
Shame her character was dogshit.

>>81789265
>what's everyone's problem with him? am i missing something?

A selfish, vindictive little bastard that couldn't see the big picture and what Jon did as the right move.

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>>81789373
you don't need character if you are hot, silly anon

>>81789329
>>81789402
so? doesn't make him a bad insert into the story
everything he did made sense and his motives were pretty sympathetic tbqh
why are you expecting a little kid who just got his family slaughtered to see the big picture?

>>81789261
>>81789296
That actually counts. He was older than the Direwolves too iirc.

>>81789464
that's kinda the opposite of this
>>81788922

You can;t have it both ways.

>>81789265
regardless of right or wrong he was just annoying desu. and poetic justice is best used in very small dose, not hammered down our throat.

>"see? she killed my parents but I got my revenge by killing her! *wink at camera*

>>81789506
well I'm obviously not the same anon

>>81789464
Not necessarily bad, but very heavy handed by the writers and just plain annoying for me.

I didn't mind the Chapling girl as much as him.

>>81789509
>>81789559
yeah i might be a bit biased since i found that death satisfying because ygritte was an annoying bitch
fair points

>>81789543
>obviously

wink

>>81789265
>killed my waifu
>took part in killing one of my most hated character

conflicting desu
but he couldn't keep jon snu dead for good so I guess he really just killed my waifu.

so fuck him.

>>81789261
its mentioned as an aside in one of the books that lions are considered basically extinct.

>>81789623
Ser Pounce is a mini lion.

>>81789597
>>81789597
But your waifu killed and ate his family.

>>81789643
Tommen, stop posting or I'll have your whipping boy slapped again.

>>81789597
>I hate the free folk cunt
>love Jon Snu

I'm exactly the opposite.

>>81789623
are they really?
I mean lions attacked Tytos Lannister not even 2 generations ago.

wouldn't a species on the verge of extinction stay as far as possible from humans?

>>81789682
she didn't eat them, she's no savage. she just let other people eat them.

What you've never killed anyone to feed your cannibal friends? What kind of friend are you?

>>81789711
they don't know they are on the verge of extinction, so they pounce on knights happily

>>81789154
True but I still want her to sit on my face

>>81789848
id rather they casted a pure qtp2t for jeyne w. than have that mutt

>>81787899
>>81787938
name the only direwolf who fought off a hoard of wights AND a wight polar bear, AND has his own pack

I'll wait

>>81786198
>women can't feel a guy's cum inside them
A lie. Take it out.

>>81788370
Literally Summer topped that easily many times

>>81789745
Do the showThenns rape their victims before or after they kill them?

>>81790243
This post was meant for >>81788369

>>81789265
>taken in by the Nights Watch, saving his life
>becomes Jon's personal steward
>Jon is his hero
>stabs Jon with no character development because muh twist
Bad writing, really.

>>81788580
A bran chapter heavily implies sansa doesnt count as one of them (them being the stark 'pack') anymore since she lost her wolf

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>>81789101

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Wun Wun is a pretty decent sized guy why weren't there any scenes or shots of Northerners/Vale soldiers reacting to a fucking GIANT at BotB? Vale soldiers especially probably grew up thinking the entire North was batshit insane and suddenly they're allied with a giant (at least for a few mins until he died)

>>81790308
i thought his hatred of wildlings and his misgivings with jon's actions was made pretty clear

>>81788694
Then explain why none of her siblings ever acted anywhere near as fucking retarded and bitchy as she constantly did and still does

>>81790326
bran knew all along
>His fingers closed into a fist, crushing Sansa's letter between them. "And she says nothing of Arya, nothing, not so much as a word. Damn her! What's wrong with the girl?"
>Bran felt all cold inside. "She lost her wolf," he said, weakly, remembering the day when four of his father's guardsmen had returned from the south with Lady's bones.

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>>81785541
Patchface
The Damphair
Nimble Dick Crabb
Also I hope they have Shitmouth

>>81789265
everyone who hates him is a jonfag, its that simple, same as everyone who hates catelyn

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>>81783880

>>81790243
>Literally Summer topped that easily many times
Oh?
Name 2 or 3.

>>81783798
More like why would D&D would name Jon Aegon even though book readers will spread it throughout the internet about the other son or maybe they just think we are that stupid

>>81790472
>fought off hoardes of wights (worse than knights because theyre fucking zombies and arent easily hurt)
>fought off a zombie polar bear
>took over his own pack and they terrorize BEYOND the wall


just because nymemeia gets memed about a lot doesnt make her the best

>>81790326
bullshit, it only implies the loss of her wolf damaged her emotionally

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>>81789101

>>81786198
women can't feel your cum inside them because it's never been there

>>81790637
god damn shes perfect

>>81790387
Yeah but thats not specifically the passage I was talking about.

>>81790567
No it doesnt, showfag who just read the other post and assumed that was the only time a bran chapter has ever alluded to sansa or lady.


>He had a pack as well, once. Five they had been, and a sixth who stood aside. Somewhere down inside him were the sounds the men had given them to tell one from the other, but it was not by their sounds he knew them. He remembered their scents, his brothers and his sisters. They all had smelled alike, had smelled of pack, but each was different too.
>His angry brother with the hot green eyes was near, the prince felt, though he had not seen him for many hunts. Yet with every sun that set he grew more distant, and he had been the last. The others were far scattered, like leaves blown by the wild wind.
>Sometimes he could sense them, though, as if they were still with him, only hidden from his sight by a boulder or a stand of trees. He could not smell them, nor hear their howls by night, yet he felt their presence at his back... all but the sister they had lost. His tail drooped when he remembered her. Four now, not five. Four and one more, the white who has no voice.
>These woods belonged to them, the snowy slopes and stony hills, the great green pines and the golden leaf oaks, the rushing streams and blue lakes fringed with fingers of white frost. But his sister had left the wilds, to walk in the halls of man-rock where other hunters ruled, and once within those halls it was hard to find the path back out. The wolf prince remembered.

>>81790679
he is talking about Jon not Sansa ffs

>>81790637
She has such a beautiful smile.

>>81790731
Are you fucking retarded? Seriously, are you? Please answer my question

>>81785541
Arienne
Val
Darkstar
Victarion
Nimble Dick
Edric

>>81788282
This

>>81790564
that's not anywhere near nymeria.
>his own pack
compared to the literally hundred+ of Nymeria?
>zombies arent easily hurt
way more easily than knights.
Even little walder frey doesn't fear the direwolves when he's in jousting plates, jokes about how they don't have steel fangs or something.

>>81790921
>Even little walder frey doesn't fear the direwolves when he's in jousting plates, jokes about how they don't have steel fangs or something.

and that has what to do with what

>>81788282
>nymeria
>does nothing
>is not a part of the story
>only thing shes ever """"done""" is a unproven rumor and doesnt even matter to anyone
>will never be mentioned again after her 2 minutes in season 7
>best

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Why did Mormont give Jon a sword with a wolf handle? Jon isn't a Stark, I feel like it should've been pretty insulting

>>81791004
this

>>81790921
Yes it is dude, nymerias leading a bunch of wolves around the relatively safe open land of the north, big whoop
and the wights are definitely more dangerous than knights you fucking moron, otherwise who would care about them coming to westeros
i dont even know what the freys have to do with this.

>>81790381
Robb is second on the retarded scale

>>81791004
she dragged /mummy/ out of the river

>>81791078
you mean a dropped character

>>81791053
different anon, but pretty sure nymeria has been in the riverlands the whole time

>>81791100
same difference

>>81791043
Because he has a fucking white wolf with him?

>>81790731
>the sister they had lost
>remembered her
>his sister left the wild

???

>>81785890
My gf swears she can feel it sometimes, but I think she means the way it trickles out of her and not exactly the ejaculation in her insides.

>>81791180
fucking disgusting, kys

>>81785890
why are all of his sex scenes so cringey. i feel like im reading a checklist of all of grrm's fetishes

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>>81784561

>>81791209
girls?

>>81791209
>angry virgin lashes out

>>81783686
Kek, I secretly shipped them for a bit.

>>81791301
I still do. Catelyn didn't deserve her retarded children that Ned gave her with that fucking dumb Arryn MUH HONOR shit. It got all the good lords of the North and her son killed. Also her husband. She would've been much better off with Baelish. Not to mention a man like that would have complimented her intelligence better.

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prettiest girl in the history of the series to date

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>>81791351
>Catelyn
>intelligence
Stop shitposting.

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Now that Arya has BTFO the Freys will Edmure bend the knee to Jon in Season 7 or will he go back to sucking Jaimie's dick?

Technically speaking, shouldn't Jon be King of the North, Vale, and Riverlands (along with North of the Wall since the wildlings seem to more or less follow him even if they don't bend the knee)

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>there will never be a direwolf reunion of any kind

>>81790344
Would have made for a nice comedic aside for a few seconds but no. I guess Ramsay's men at least are jaded to the world and only truly fear him.

>>81791443
Seeing as Jaime ends up sucking Jon's dick I expect Edmure to come around

>>81790344
d&d forgot to include any scene of people south of the wall reacting to anything remotely mythical or magical

>>81791511
>Seeing as Jaime ends up sucking Jon's dick

source.

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>>81791351
>She would've been much better off with Baelish. Not to mention a man like that would have complimented her intelligence better.

>>81791440
Every single time Robb didn't listen to her he got BTFO. She knew sending Theon home was a terrible idea. Robb didn't listen and lost Winterfell (and his brothers, at least in his mind) because of it. She told him to keep Karstark as a prisoner. Robb didn't listen and lost half of his army because of it. She warned him time and time again about Walder Frey, especially not to betray his oath and marry someone else. Robb didn't listen and ended up getting everyone fucking killed.

Catelyn knew her shit. She also told Ned that going South was a terrible idea. What happened there?

I'm not saying she didn't make some mistakes but she was definitely a smart woman who seemed to know better than anyone in her family.

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>>81791474
>Jon will never meet Arya
>Jon will never meet Sansa in the books
>The siblings will never be reunited again

>>81791632
>jon will never meet arya
What

>>81791598
>Catelyn knew her shit. She also told Ned that going South was a terrible idea.
she literally told him he had to go

>>81791667
I could've sworn at first she begged him not to go and was worried for his safety? I know she eventually realized he was in no position to refuse a king but she was aware they'd eat him alive down there.

>>81791703
she begged him not to go after bran got crippled, but before that she (and maester jewin) were the ones telling him he had to go

>>81791761
Why shouldn't she think he should go at that point?

>>81791511
>Jaime ends up sucking Jon's dick

source or stop posting

>>81791761
She didn't know how dangerous those people were until she found the blonde hair in the tower Bran fell from. That's when she became gravely worried for Ned.

She did give a lot of good advice despite some of her faults. Like I said, not saying she's perfect and doesn't have faults. I'm just saying stupidity isn't one of them.

>>81791813
im not saying she shouldnt

>>81791598
>Releasing Jaime
>intelligent
Good post.
inb4 "she was mourning!"
Yeah, and she put in risk her own fucking son's life over Sansa. Good on her.
>>81791654
Again, fag.

>>81791955
No, no excuse on that one. That was dumb as fuck. She made more good decisions than bad though. That was her major fuck up and her absolute biggest fault was the stuff she did for her children. Kidnapping Tyrion and letting Jaime go. She's intelligent though.

She's not some mastermind like Varys or Littlefinger but she had a certain political savvy her entire family (Starks) lacked. It's not so much that she is the most intelligent in that realm but was a big fish in a small pond.

>>81791955
>again, fag

What???

>>81791598
Catelyn released Jaime
>Catelyn released Jaime
Catelyn released Jaime
>Catelyn released Jaime
Catelyn released Jaime
>Catelyn released Jaime
Catelyn released Jaime
>Catelyn released Jaime
Catelyn released Jaime
>Catelyn released Jaime
Catelyn released Jaime
>Catelyn released Jaime

>>81791548
>>81791826
We'll maybe not sucking his dick on Davos levels but after all the shit the show did having Jaime be Cercei's bitch and not abandoning her like in the books he only leaves her to follow Jon Snow to fight the army of the dead

Source is the leaks you retards where have you been

>>81791598
>She also told Ned that going South was a terrible idea
That was based more on instinct and memory of Ned's brother than actual intelligence

>>81792034
>a big fish in a small pond.
Nicely done

>>81792034
also better at strategising than renly
not that that's saying much

>>81790637
i guess veryone here watched her in taboo right? not bad

>>81792104
Fair enough and if I'm being honest, you hit the nail on the head more than I did. She has good instincts more than anything.

>>81792085
I haven't been able to understand S7 spoilers ever since freefolk took down their episode by episode breakdown and replaced it with a general clusterfuck of sources

Jaime leaves in like the last episode right? IIRC his S7 arc looks like:

1: Cersei is pregnant again or something
2-4ish: Leading an attack on Highgarden and getting BTFO by dragons
6ish: At the dragon pit meeting
7: Riding North after Cersei miscarries and says she isn't sending Lannister soldiers to help

>>81792231
I might be wrong on this but I swear I remember hearing the pregnancy and miscarriage was fake.

But you are missing he does sack high garden and makes Olenna drink poison. Otherwise you are correct.

>>81792497
Oh yeah, forgot about the Olenna bit. I didn't know he made her do it, I got the feeling he offered her poison instead of becoming a political prisoner/watching Highgarden fall to the Lannisters

>>81792688
No she admits she killed Joffrey and he makes her take it as he watches.
The dragons only attack when him and Bronn leave after sacking the city with Randyll Tarly.

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>>81790867
God she's so freaking adorable.
I love the oonalove in these threads lately

>>81791099
>>81791004
so basically the "nymeria sucks summer is best!" crowd are showfags retards.

nothing surprising I guess.

>>81791273
where do you think you are.jpg

>>81791598
>She told him to keep Karstark as a prisoner. Robb didn't listen and lost half of his army because of it.

Yes, "because of it". I like how you conveniently ignored how this happened because CATELYN freed jaime and pissed off the karstark.

Not "because of it".
Catelyn put Robb in a shitty situation and he choose ( maybe wrong ) but it all falls down on her.
And Catelyn telling ned not to go south is show catelyn white washinig.

Book Catelyn tells Ned to go. NED didn't want to. But Catelyn told him to go because Robert might doubt his loyalty if he didn't.

>>81792199
Post pics pls.
(or webm would be better)

>>81792998
But everyone was using stuff that actually happened in the books in regards to summer, as opposed to stuff characters allege happened based on rumors they heard from a friend of a friend offscreen.

>>81792085
Who says jaime is going north with the sole intention of being jon's assboy? Why do you think he's going for jon and not dany? What makes you think he's not going there to kill either of them himself? Why do you assume the only alternative to being cerseis slave is being subservient to jon who's not even king anymore?

>>81792853
Jaime's had like 8 face/heel turns already in the series, what's another 2 within the space of season 7

>>81791598
Stating extremely obvious things doesn't make someone smart.

If 100 soldiers are coming to attack some place and Robb says "I'll send 5 men to defend it!" then Catelyn reply "No, you should send at least 100, probably 200 to ensure victory" that doesn't make her a military genius. It just makes her a normal person, and Robb a retard.

Everyone knows releasing hostages is retarded. (Well, everyone beside Robb and Catelyn :^) ).
Robb did it because he trusted Theon ( the guy he spent most of his life with as friend ), Catelyn did it because she trusted Tyrion ( the guy she wanted tried&possibly executed few weeks prior, and also his CURRENT ENEMY ).

Catelyn was more retarded than Robb here and Robb was pretty fucking retarded.

Catelyn's actions/advices were all retarded, or just normal.

Robb being an idiot and Catelyn calling him an idiot doesn't make her particularly smart.

>>81793354
We'll it could be Dany more than Jon. But either way he is doing it for one of them and no he doesn't plan on betraying them he goes because Cercei promised help and doesn't go through. My point is he doesn't abandone her for himself like in AFFC.

if jaime goes to winterfell and the first response to him being there isnt immediate execution im gonna be pissed

>>81793876
>dude there's bigger threats everyone just forgets about the past lmao

>>81793876
He's a great fighter and a good commander. That being said, he did cripple a Stark, so I doubt they'll just let him go.

>>81793876
Big bitch is gonna vouch for what a gud guy he is deep down and then all will be forgiven

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>>81793953
>one-hand lannister is a great fighter

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>>81793953
>good commander

>>81793953
And was crippled in return by someone who was nominally a Stark bannerman, so they're kind of even

>>81794020
....No, no theyre not, on any level

>>81794016
Riverrun my niBBa

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>>81791598
>>81793135

The North's leadership was some Third Reich-tier fuck up

> instead of allying with Stannis (like his father wanted) or Renly (who had the numerical advantage then) the North declares itself as a separate kingdom
> boi-king pisses off one of his most powerful allies for the sake of "muh honor", who then turns on him
> boi-king's mother releases their most valuable prisoner
> boi-king doesn't inform his uncle about his plans for battle, who then proceeds to unwittingly fuck up everything

>>81794041
I mean, they're not, but I can imagine Jon looking at his stump, hearing his story so far and going "He's suffered enough".

>>81793876
What if Bran forgives him? That seems like something Bran would do knowing it set him on his path.

>>81794020
-11/10 bait

>>81794081
poor robb desu he was just a kid

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>>81794128
Not bait.

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>>81794012
I forgot about this. Time to reread the books.

>>81794081
ah yeh

> boi-king kills the head of his second (or third?) most powerful host's head pissing off the rest of the House and losing numbers he desperately needed already, solely for the sake of "muh honor"

>>81794126
>>81794126
except even aside from the fact that he was disfigured at age 7 if jaime hadnt done that maybe both of his parents and his brother might still be alive and they may never have lost winterfell

>>81794219
More like >muh pussy

>>81794072
...you proving his point?
The siege of Riverrun was broken because he's a shit commander and lack patience.

>>81794012
>>81794016
kek

>>81794316
I was mainly talking about book Robb

show Robb is just a fucking hypocrite desu

> "fuck promises, true love over arranged
marriages!"

> "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT IT'S INSANE TO EXECUTE KARSTARK. IT'S WHAT MHONOR DEMANDS FROM ME!"

>>81794012
>implying losing a hand didn't improve him

2 hands Jaime : Can barely hold his own against Ned Stark, a fighters of no repute.

1 hand Jaime : Kill a dornishman 1v1.

Cut his last hand he'll become a god.

>>81794452
Its funny because I feel like the two different explanations for Robb breaking his marriage vow would work better if they were reversed. It would make more sense for older nearly full adult robb to be recognize the consequences of fathering a bastard, and it makes more sense for younger book robb to put childish true wuv over duty.

>>81794585
and before anyone freaks out and assumes im excusing robb in either scenario, im not, im just saying from a character perspective the book is unrealistic about the way a 14 year old thinks and the show makes robb look childishly dumb

>>81794452
I find it weird that people think Ned wouldn't break his vows and sire a bastard and that Jon wasn't his.
Both Ned's grown sons, Jon and Rob, who are shown and described as just as if not more honorable than Ned, broke their vows and fucked some randoms. Why would it be so strange that Ned Stark would do the same whether it be a highborn lady or some milkmaid?

>>81794643
But a fully adult Robb would see what's at stake and realize a bastard really isn't that big of a price to pay compared to a critical alliance.

>>81794643
>im just saying from a character perspective the book is unrealistic about the way a 14 year old thinks

well, as catelyn says, war makes them grow faster.

AS for the show, well they just couldn't write a non-retarded character if they tried to.

They actually want to make LF smart but if you look at his actions he's a fucking retard.

This makes it kinda hard to analyze the characters/plot. I mean all characters are stupid, which ones are we supposed to think as stupid? LF is probably meant to be smart, so is Sansa? Maybe? Is she supposed to be a cunt/sociopath risking everyone's lives? Probably not?

The characters on the show are all retarded but most of them probably aren't supposed to, they just can't make them any better. So you're left wondering...

>>81794643
tbf, book Robb grew up alongside with Jon and saw how he had it. and Jon was a bastard who still had it good due to Eddard, compared to others
Despite being a kid, it's not unbelievable Robb would have the foresight for this.

>>81794717
im not saying he wouldnt still be a fool for doing it, but that the line of reasoning he uses to justify it would fit a grown man more than it fits a kid. what preteen boy that just hit puberty even cares or thinks about children?

>>81794700
He was shy as fuck, remember the story about Harrenhal tourney? He didn't even talk to his waifu.

>>81794081
robb a cute

>>81794700
Jon was basically commanded to join the wildlings. Fucking Ygritte makes it more believable.
>"Huh, I'm... Saving myself for marriage?"
Would look suspicious.

As for Robb, well it's heavily theorized he was given a charm or some shit that made him do it.

>>81794794
the point is that expecting a 14 year old to think so deeply about something like that and then critically analyzing it and applying it to his own actions is fundamentally unrealistic for preteens, and that its more believable that a kid would be like "she makes me hard which means im in love which means we should be married"

>>81794072
...where his outnumbered force got BTFO by a 15 year old and his gay uncle?

>>81794803
He isn't a pre-teen, come on. How old was he, 14 at minimum? 14 years is enough to notice a lot of stuff. Mainly how a bastard is treated in comparison to his trueborn kids. Remember Arya? Sansa? They're younger than him and both knew what he was. Enough to make you not wish this unto no one.

>>81794919
*not outnumbered, MORE numerous
typo

>>81783686
Michelle Fairly is not my Cat goddamnit

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>>81794970
m-mummy?

>>81794970
who is/would be?

>>81794930
so youre going to split hairs over the use of preteen. either way, he's a kid. And obviously everyone knows jon is a bastard, the fuck are you talking about. i dont recall either of those two ever thinking they'd never want to have sex out of wedlock because theyre afraid of how their kid would be treated by the world, find me that passage

>>81794909
it isn't so "deep"

> fuck a girl
> she bears your child now
> you leave her, the kid's going to live yourbastard brother's life

if anything, it's kinda juvenile how he prioritizes this over other more pressing issues.
though yes. book Robb is a fucking genius compared to his show counterpart.

>>81794792
If you think about it, in premodern societies people aged faster and took on responsibilities that would make any of us shit our pants

>>81795051
jeyne never bore robb's child...

>>81795042
My point is that he knew how shitty a bastard's life would be and he wouldn't want his kid to be a bastard. Plus he's been drilled with MUH HONOR Ned Stark shit, so fucking a girl and running would be a no-no.

>>81795093
not yet
but that wasn't the point of the post, pretty sure that anon was referring to the fear of getting her pregnant

>>81795119
jons life wasnt shitty at all

>>81795153
compared to his own it was
perspective matters

>>81794081
Sorry, you can't afford to let your powerful lords disobey you and break the laws of hostage taking (endangering all your

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>>81794452
I can see why they changed it for the show desu, muh love makes more sense for a modern tv audience than much honour

>>81794700
Whut? Ned is constantly shown as super honourable, all the characters talked of him in those terms

>>81792231
How is the battered Lannister army supposed to defeat and destroy the Reach, the largest, richest, most powerful Kingdom?

>>81794792
>This makes it kinda hard to analyze the characters/plot. I mean all characters are stupid, which ones are we supposed to think as stupid?
This. The books are really easy and fun to theorise about, because there is so much detail and legit character motivations, whereas in the show, stuff just happens because it was in the script.

>>81794126
theres no reason any stark or stark loyalist shouldnt want jaime dead. except sansa because shes a selfish idiot who only thinks about herself and would probably consider jaime a good guy for helping brienne who helped her. but other than that at least a huge percentage of the blame for their house being effectively annihilated is on him and it doesnt take a genius to make that connection

>>81795279
he was absolutely in love in the books though
>"I took her castle and she took my heart."
>We . . . we try most every day, my lady. Sometimes twice or more." The girl blushed very prettily.
it wouldn't be hard to show that on television

>>81791598
Except when she is asked to make a assessment of anything outside of her own household, when she becomes selfish and impulsive. Remember at the council of Riverrun where she told a group of Riverlords who'd just been ravaged by the Lannisters "Look let's all declare peace and go home, lol. At least I'll get muh girls back"

>>81794126
desu senpai even then, it's like Jaime forgiving Olenna for killing Joffrey or the sneks for butchering up his daughter, you just can't.

>>81791216
BIG DARK NIPPLES

>>81794871
I honestly think the reason Rob broke his vows was because he was seriously injured and didn't want to die a virgin.

>>81795507
maybe he was too injured/high on painkillers to resists
was it, dare I say it, rape?

>>81795430
You're retarded. Stop criticizing mummy.

>>81795787
as much as i love /mummy/, this isn't an argument

>>81795430

she's lost her husband as wellthough. It's not like she didn't understand their loss

>>81786993
t. Cuck

>>81795331
Fair point. Still sounds like lust to me though.

>>81796072
Say what you like about cucks, at least they have a wife and a friend.

New thread:
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>>81796748
>>81796748

>>81796777
>early again
for fuck's sake wait until 310
better burn this thread out real quick then anyway

>>81785990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJhiHlDf3l4

>>81796600
really makes you think

>>81795463
RESPONSIVE

>>81795283
still the biggest army in westeros in the show somehow

Prestanon

>>81788558
Friendly reminder that S6 Jaqen H'ghar is the same Jaqen from S2.

>>81788558
Where have you been? Long time no see buddy, anyway its good to see you back. Are you staying this time?