This is The Rock

make another riddick pls

>>81783300

>He's the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger of this generation of films.

Not even fucking close.

He's got a dumb looking egg head

>>81783300
he wont come out of the closet because it would hurt his mother

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Imagine being the one guy The Rock makes fun of on set.

That's like being the one guy that's the butt of Sean Connery's (in his prime) or Clint Eastwood's (in his prime) jokes. Imagine.

Imagine if you were the butt of The Rock's jokes all day every day on set, and you dedicated your entire life towards making nerds look tougher. And now you have taken a journey back in time where the popular jock (the worst kind of jock, the Likeable Jock) starts cracking jokes at your expense while the entire rest of the film staff and cast join in on the laughter.

Imagine being Vin.

>>81783300
>>81783336
>He's the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger of this generation of films.
Arnie was much more of a cunt and you know it
one and a half hours of Pumping Iron told us that
And yet I like Arnie better

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Who is the most likable guy in Hollywood?

If you, your waifu (Daddario, Emma Watson, Audrey Hepburn in her prime, Jessica Biel) and The Rock were placed on a deserted island for just a week would your waifu end up liking you more than him.

Be honest, /tv/.

>>81783432
Do you think Arnold would make fun of you on set if he was forced to be around you?

Arnold seemed to always have good jokes.

>>81783568
yes, all the time
I'd imagine a slightly toned down version of
>louis, you're looking small today
just because he's not doing it for any goal

>>81783531
Tom Hanks

>>81783300
>bald
>not white
>bad actor

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If an anon was forced to work with Arnold in his prime when his banter was at its peak, they would commit suicide after hour long crying sessions in their lonely Hollywood apartment.

>>81783300
And you forgot the final line:

Vin Diesel hates him.

>>81783406
>you dedicated your entire life towards making nerds look tougher

Is he a legit nerd? I vaguely remember a few stories.

>>81783406
kek

>>81783893
And Vin is the only one on Earth that does. Imagine how alone he must feel, knowing everyone he works with sees him as the problem. Once a nerd, always a nerd.

>>81783568
He farted on someone's face on the production of some crap movie, the ones made in the 00s.

>>81783892
>you don't eeven lift weiights anon
>how do you get any gurls anon
>look at yuo you're so zmall

>>81783897
He got big later in life but a jock can reveal those nerd wounds again at anytime. Sounds like that's what happened.

>>81783568
isn't his best friend some manlet from the body building days?

>>81783300
Can't draw a dime.

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>>81783406
Imagine slowly being cucked out of your own franchise by the guy you hate the most

>>81783958
Not really, he'd probably just do impressions of anon every day. And the entire crew would laugh their ass off at anon.

>>81783897
Legit D&D nerd

Where do you think Riddick comes from? that's his OC.

Even played with the old lady on set.

>>81783897
He's into Vidya and DND. He wrote a foreword for a DND book I believe.

>>81783897

Dude loves Dungeons and Dragons and anime.

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What if Jonah Hill and Vin Diesel combined nerd beta powers? Beta uprising when?

>>81783991
>>81783996
Oh god, he should've just faded into the shadows.

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>>81783920
>Superman/Lex Luthor reationship

Vin goes full Lex when

>>81783991
>Fucking Hawaiian
>Wish Paul was here
>They don't even have D&D on the movie set, damn filthy plebs

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Who has it worse, Vin or Jonah?

Jonah Hill's own friends make fun of him.

>>81783992
I've never heard Arnie do an impression

Paul walker was the glue, so with him being dead rock and vin dont get along anymore only now no one is there to patch it all up

>>81783897
His character in The Last Witch hunter is literally a D&D character he rolled

he admits it

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2015/10/vin-diesels-next-film-is-based-on-his-dungeons-dragons-character/

>>81784092
It'd just be in Arnie's voice.

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>>81783300
I wasn't a fan of his (never watched anything with him in it) until I watched Pain & Gain. I think he's fucking hilarious. He's a great dead-pan actor, and seems like a chill, likeable guy not afraid to take the piss outta himself.

You never hear a bad word said about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqkpbUDXGrE

>>81783300
Nothing mean to say about him other than that he is overexposed. I'm getting sick of seeing him everywhere I look. He will be in 5+ movies a year (all shit), a couple of tv shows, be on every late night talk show, be releasing apps, be on the cover of every "mens health" magazine, be "trending" on youtube every month, be shilling big dawg Roman on WWE once a year, and be tweeting and instagramming 100x a day.

I used to think "the rock is so charismatic, he should be in more movies" and now he is plus some and I'm starting to regret what I wished for.

He also said he wouldn't rule out running for president one day. Fuck that. America doesn't need another celebrity hoping to fulfill their god complex with the presidency. The guy has never said a single political thing in his career and suddenly he is considering running? I thought it was because he "knew his role and shut his mouth" but turns out he was just acting like another cautious, spineless, noncommittal politician.

>>81783336
We'll never have another Arnie, we have to accept that. Hollywood doesn't want one either, they want to diversify their actors so if one fails they have three more. Who are the closest ones we have now? Tom Cruise is getting old and lots of people won't watch him out of principle. Chris Pratt isnt an Arnie tier draw and Fassbender isn't either. There will never be a cultural icon like a Schwarzenegger or a Stallone again

>>81783300
I have nothing bad to say about him, he seems like a really sweet guy. I don't like all of his movies, but there are enough shitty people in Hollywood. Why would I want to shit on one of the good ones?

>>81784127
>I used to think "the rock is so charismatic, he should be in more movies" and now he is plus some and I'm starting to regret what I wished for.

He needs to been in solid action films like that revenge flick. He's in too many comedys.

>>81784123
You should watch central intelligence. I love the humor in that one. The tooth fairy was also pretty good.

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Be fucking nerd
Get shit kicked in
Tired of being the butt monkey for every social group
Suddenly start lifting
Start getting sweet gains
Still does drama club but they can't all you a loser anymore because you are bigger than them (FINALLY)
Decades later, jocks are a distant nightmare
Next film, bigger guy walks on set, great personality everyone loves him
Former football player, jock all his life, women vying for his attention, dudes want to be his friend
Bigger guy sense weakness, that beta body posture you have always had shows itself.
Starts ribbing you, everyone starts laughing
You are no longer the big guy on set
You are that fucking nerd again
The bigger guy just reset that clock

>>81784119
I could see him do that

Gets gassed 1 minute into his matches

Closeted

>>81784170
>Tom Cruise is getting old and lots of people won't watch him out of principle.

Stop getting your opinions from 4chan, no one cares that he's a scientologist anymore than they do that will Smith is one.

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Vin just can't catch a break

>>81783406
when efron becomes the new rock, jonah hill will achieve his full potential

Unlike Arnold in his prime, who has worked with verhoeven milius mctiernan and Cameron, the rock has no idea what makes a good action hero he doesn't have a single iconic character to his name despite his charm and charisma. When your idea of making an epic about Hercules is to make a cgi shitfest with Brett Ratner perhaps you do deserve to have more people saying mean things about you.

>>81784249
>will Smith is one

Isn't he a God-fearing christian?

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>>81784229
>LUK AT ME, IM ANON. I JURK OFF TO CARTOON CHILD PORN AND CANT GIT LAYD. I WALK ALL SLUMPED OVER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81784127

You should admire his work ethic, Anon.

>>81784195
I will, haven't seen a comedy in months desu. I couldn't get into Southland Tales.

>>81784329
The first still in your clip is from central intelligence. He's got a fanny pack in that movie

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>>81784303
>LUUK AT ANON SOME GURL BEND OVER AND HE GOT A HAARD ON

>>81784293
lel no, he's right up there with Cruise and Travolta.

>>81784293

Apparently he used to be, left around 2015.

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>>81783300
>THE ROCK
>WIFE
NIGGA HE GAY

ALSO A CHINK SELLOUT, SHOULD BE DEPORTED TO BEIJING WITH MATT DAMON

BREATHE DEEPLY TRAITORS

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>>81784127
>not wanting to see President ROCK

>>81784194
That one was actually decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBeFAlgjio

>>81784360
>decades later in the 2000s, anon tries to assassinate Governor Arnie only to fail due to obese physique. Arnie's security opens fire, but the last thing anon hears is Arnie's laughter echoing through anon's head.

He's based, and he's NOT a fucking sjw.

Jack of all trades but master of none. Which is fine, he's going to have a good legacy regardless, but I wish he'd focus his energies more.

>>81784127
Don't think he's actually going to run for president, he said that for the publicity. but who knows.

>>81783985

You're thinking of Triple H

>>81784440
Yeah, that was decent. He needs to make more before he gets to old.

>>81784459
He doesn't have to be. Males only become SJWs when they need to increase their worth to women. He doesn't. He already has their attention.

Fun thing is, if a woman really likes a male, she will change her opinions to mirror his.

>>81783300
Too bad he hasn't been in one single good movie. I don't count the FF movies because they're trash for trash people.
Otherwise you're correct

>>81783300
He's clearly a homosexual and all his "wives" are beards. That's why they're all still friends, because they were never lovers.

I unironically think the rundown is kino

>>81784496
Good point...
I rephrase: he's NOT a virtue signaling faggot, like too other actors.

IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEELL

>>81784083
Not to mention random hosts on foreign talk shows.

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>>81784533
FIRST TWO POINTS ARE ABOUT HIS EX-WIFE AND CURRENT WIFE

>THE ROCK IS TOTALLY STRAIGHT GUYS!
t. ROCKSHILL ASTROTURFER PAID BY THE WORD

4CHAN SHILL DETECTOR IS THE STRONGEST ON THE INTERNET

>>81783531
Audrey would never love some hunky faggot. I'm fine

>>81784628
>FIRST TWO POINTS ARE ABOUT HIS EX-BEARD AND CURRENT BEARD

Ftfy

So, OP, what you're saying is he's just like Robin Williams and we'll find him hung up on his bedroom closet door in a few more years, right?

Right?

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>>81784695
She loved jocks. She wouldn't go for you. She wouldn't call you "Daddy".

>>81783977
Franco Columbu

>>81783897

He started his own game studio because he didn't want his Riddick games to be focus-group garbage

>>81783334
>the rock cucks vin out of the riddick franchise
oh no

>>81783432
Pumping Iron was staged to large extents. The producers gave Arnie suggestions on how to be a douche in this particular scene, and the other bodybuilders also knew that was the angle. I don't think Lou or that Scandinavian guy whose towel Arnie hid had any resentments, they knew it was all part of trying to invent wrestling-type personas for the bodybuilders to make the story more interesting. The real story is, they all respected each other and ate and trained all day and then they showed off on a stage and Arnie won. Again. Doesn't sound so exciting with a little drama, does it?

>>81783985
kek

The Rock was such a huge draw he parlayed into a movie career

The WWE took a huge hit when the Rock left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-vSWRNCqFc

Mick Foley didnt agree to so many chair shots in the head, taken in front of his family. Rock did them anyway.

>>81784886

The Rock was mainly a draw from 2000-2002, this has been confirmed by Dave Meltzer of Wrestling Observer Newsletter
His star power in wrestling was badly hurt by his forays into Hollywood, if he hadn't left fully then he wouldn't have suffered along with everyone else in the company

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>>81783406
>Finally have nice group of friends
>We hang out, I introduce them to DnD and WoW we have fun together
>Suddenly brown Chad Thundercock joins
>Everyone insta loves him
>Doesn't wants to play DnD because in his words "its nerdshit for virgins"
>Everyone stops playing it too
>Pen and paper replaced with nigthclubs and parties
>I don't care I still have my best bro to play Wow with
>He dies in an horrible accident
>Mfw

>>81784083
At least Vin is buff and people actually like him.
Nobody likes Jonah Hill

>>81784251
Facially Vin Diesel is a 5 on a good day. Was he ever chosen as sexiest man alive??

>>81784935
The MAIN draw or a draw anon?

The Rock was a draw from 1998 but not the MAIN draw till Austin left

Brock leaving in 2003 hurt the company more as it left them with very few draws and had to rely on midcarders like JBL and Guerrero to fill the gap (even though Guerrero proved to be a main draw for WWE Smackdown til Cena came into his own)

>>81785014
Seconded. Nerds never win. Get as big as you want bros, can't escape your genetic destiny.

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He took this man's lifelong dream away from him

>>81785050
Vin Diesel is not a charismatic actor though. He was never going to win, nerd or not.

>>81784319
I certainly do. I don't know how he does all the shit he does while still having time to workout 2hrs a day and be a good father/husband. He must sleep less than 6hrs per night and be on the worlds best TREN cycle.

>>81784248
Hey Kevin. Still upset about him calling you Big Daddy Bitch?

>>81785211
>cycle

He's clearly on the juice year round. He does 5 movies a year plus press tours and he's always big. Do the math.

>>81785040
You're using the mark definition of draw, I'm talking about people who actually put asses every 18 inches.

>>81785264
>he's always big.
That's what the ladies say too.

1. hes gay
2. hes a bad actor

>>81784893
Okay, what the FUCK was his problem?

i wish i was the rock REEEEEEEEEE

>>81784855
based

>>81785328
Alpha males. Foley was the weak zebra in the pack, alphas can sense it.

>>81784937
>>He dies in an horrible accident
holy shit the rock did it

>>81784771
savage

>>81783300
If Vin doesn't get along with him, then it's probably for good reason.

Reminds me, my art teacher in HS said she saw him working out in a gym in Florida and said she thought he was handsome, fucking whore

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>>81784855
BUTCHER BAY WAS ABSOLUTE VIDYAKINO

RIDDICK IS A GOOD FRANCHISE, ORIGINAL PITCH BLACK IS STILL THE BEST RIDDICK MOVIE THOUGH

>>81785269
You know what I meant

>>81785449
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>81785283
fangay

>>81783406
Poor Vin

>>81783300
>Highest paid actor in Hollywood

Of course you will be when you attach yourself to big a franchise like Fast and the Furious.

>>81785402
*"accident"

>>81783531
S-stop

>>81783300

his heart might not implode before 55

>>81784083
Probably Jonah. At least Vin probably isn't physically harassed

>>81785657
Is is of this true or just 4chan head canon?

>>81785083
>complained The Rock was too old to still be wrestling
>competes in the UFC while pushing 40

What did he mean by this?

>>81785328
Mick kept getting up due to back pain/disorientation, which confused the Rock who made the bad judgement call to just keep hitting him.

>>81785573
Vin was there longer and yet The Rock surpassed him in less than half the time.

>>81785516
I don't get the appeal..the Rock literally looks like a rock

>>81785800
>I don't get
Its not about "you" getting the appeal. Women get the appeal. You are just a random beta male, no one is interested in appealing to your demographic.

>>81785715
You haven't seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2q1x0yZOEQ

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>>81784937

Nerds don't deserve to be happy

He's clearly a ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak world but for some reason I can't bring myself to like him, though I certainly admire him. I've never seen a movie with him in it and don't really plan to.

>>81785835
>women find an amorphous object like a fucking rock attractive

Wtf maybe Islam isn't such a bad thing now?

WELL SINCE ROCKS BABY LEFT HIM

HE FOUND A NEW PLACE TO DWELL

WELL IT'S DOWN AT THE END OF JABRONI DRIVE AT

SMACKDOWN HOTEL

>>81785853
I bet Olivia Munn and Channing Tatum started a fuck session right when Jonah Hill was sitting in the room like he wasn't even there.

>>81785884
If you do, watch The Rundown, The Scorpion King, and The Game Plan

>>81784999
>>81785657
Jonah gets bullied by the people who like him.
Vin is a diva that rarely gets shit to his face, but is constantly being backtalked by the people who've had the displeasure of working with him.
I don't know which is worst, to be appointed to being the clown by the people that care for you, or to have people be fake-nice to you in order for things to run smoothly.

>tfw the last day on set of F8, the Rock drops a bucket of pigs blood on Vin like Carry at the prom

Wtf is his problem?

>>81785923
>>81785884
Watch The Rundown and Walking Tall. Those were his first starring roles, and are actually original (although iirc walking tall is a remake) and you can see his star power in that, and they are legit fun movies.

He then went on to do comedies for the next ten years.

>>81785916
Channing cucks him constantly, as well as Brad and Leo

>>81785971
Source?

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>>81785971
Fear and respect are somewhat related, at least Vin has that.

Jonah has nothing.

>>81785987
The Rock is actually a good actor, unlike Batista and John Cena

>>81786042
I know, I just remember being so hyped for him as the next big action star, then after those two movies he did shit tier comedies for the longest time.

Honestly wish he had started his own franchise and not latched on to F&F

>>81786042
Pretty much the opposite of the truth, but go on.

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WHO WILL BEAR OUR CROWN OF THORNS

Vin Diesel
Jonah Hill
Brandon Fraser

Who closest represents the 4chan way of life?

>>81786077
Scorpion King was good, Hercules was good, I'm sure there are more.

>>81786100
>Batista is a better actor than the Rock
>John Cena is a better actor than the Rock
>opposite of the truth

wew

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>>81786142
Jenna Fischer

>>81786142
fraser & vin are both very closely related to different parts of 4chan and aren't actually hated by literally everybody

jonah however is hated by literally everybody

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>>81786142
JONAH, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

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>>81786142
Jonah Hill is attempting to unjust himself and doing ok, not that his career isn't impressive on account of, well, him being Jonah Hill.
Brendan seems to be getting steady work again, hope he'll make it.
I think the only one there on a downward slide currently is Diesel due to rumors and normies beginning to see trough his persona more than they used to, but he still has a long way to fall. He might save himself from Seagalization, but I hope not because of the keks.

>>81785853
I wanna say it's chemistry and jokes, but....

>>81785874
Which is why they shoot up schools.

>>81785795
People go to see Fast and the Furious because of the franchise. Same thing with the Star Wars movies.

>>81786300
>but I hope not because of the keks.
Fuck you.

>>81786142
I think Vin could actually appreciate some of 4chan, especially pre-2010.

While Fraser would probably just be confused about everything that goes on here. Based on the interviews when he was younger he kinda acted like a chad, so he would probably not even understand some of 4chan underlying ideals.

>>81786343
99% of them are too pussy to even do that. They can raise my kids for me.

>>81786386
Weren't the chuck norris memes originally vin diesel memes?

>faggots ITT picking on based Vin

he is the only true bro, an inspiration to us all. I like Rock but Vin is literally /ourguy/, he is our familia.

>>81783531
The worst part is I couldn't bring myself to hate him for it. Him and Momoa are just these paradoxial beings: really likable chads.

>>81786406
You don't have a willy.

>Vin probably has PTSD and when shit gets bad, he imagines Paul is still alive, talking to him.

>>81786430
Vin should've quit while he was ahead.

>>81786428
Yes, the vast majority of chuck norris jokes were repurposed Vin Diesel jokes. The only reason people started using Norris jokes was because of the Chuck Norris lever segment on Conan that showcased how overpowered and ridiculous Chuck Norris was in Walker Texas Ranger.

>>81784123
he was great in the rundown. overlooked kino, one of the rock's best.

>>81786376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_tijgb_E0

he's youtube culture appropriating scum

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>>81785456
>ORIGINAL PITCH BLACK IS STILL THE BEST RIDDICK MOVIE THOUGH
Thats a weird way to spell The Chronicles of Riddick

>>81785456
that game was amazing. rpg story branches and immersive as fuck. only downside was its short length.

>>81784123
>that couch lineup

I'm surprised the studio didn't flood.

>>81784860
kek

>>81783336
He's better

>the rock will never be your dad

>>81786565
Youtube culture has been dead for at least 4 years now.

Everything on that platform that was made with love and care has been bought out by corporations.

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>>81786445
>paradoxial
Not really. Most Chads are likeable. Its why the women go their way. Superior genetic structure, superior genetic physique, and they don't need to be overly aggressive just to survive unlike subpar males.

>>81783300
None of his films are truly great films so he's mediocre to me. His contributions will be forgotten. Like a lot of people who have had moderate success in terms of contributing to society, while making a lot of money, he does so by being nice to everybody than really bringing something unique even though they might not get along with everyone, which makes him uninteresting to me as a person. Like, seriously, a Rock bio seems like the blandest thing; maybe the beginning parts where he gets his break would be interesting but the part where he gets rich seems so boring: I had a big body and was nice to everyone, and they gave me money. The end.

>>81783300
Shrimp dick from steroids

>>81786694
>to me
Not to women

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Remember when Arnold used to be a small guy? Two scenes, and not one line of dialog.

>>81786692
their only enemies are car crashes and unexpected baldness

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>>81786783
And he also has to strip down for a gay Italian orgy.

>>81783300
His popularity far exceeds his quality as an actor. That's all I got.

>>81783300
>Say something mean about him
No

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>>81786812
>car crashes
Entire senior classes go to their funerals, OP. Women are genuinely crying their eyes out.

Who will go to yours?

>>81783996
>Where do you think Riddick comes from? that's his OC.

What the fuck? Really? Those movies were pretty great. Based vin.

>>81786782
>Not to women
Their opinion is shit so it's ok

>>81783531
In all honesty, I think most of us and the Rock would bro it up while he would keep us both from doing lewd things with a married woman, instead keeping the focus on staying alive and getting rescued. Of course, she'd love him all the more for it since he's so physically imposing and a star, but that would only come out in interviews afterwards, during our stay she'd be mad at him not giving her any attention, even implying that he's a faggot and trying to seduce you to make him jealous.

>>81783300
Rock is popular in part due to his vague looking ethnicity. Alot of foreigners assume he might be part of whatever they may be and feel good about supporting him since he is "one of them".

You see the same thing with certain movies doing really well in China when a chinese actor plays a role.

>>81783531
I've chosen a vain slutwaifu from indian cinema, she'd probably like him more.

>>81786849
>Who will go to yours?
you will

>>81786849
Thanks for making me realise that I'll likely get a paupers burial with no one in attendance.

>>81786017

> googles the quote from that chick

>> oh my god it's real.

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come on man his cousin just died cut him some slack

>>81786955
Aw man, I remember watching a documentry on funerals. There was one where nobody except the priest and some woman who works for something related to funerals. It was fucking raining and the woman said it was inportant for her to come so that nobody died unacknowledged.

>>81787384
cut him some tenderloin, that fat fuck could feed eighteen

>>81783897
Huge D&D nerd, has his own game studio (which made the incredibly BASED Riddick games), created Riddick.

Dude is awesome.

>>81787302
Context and is it all of the lines?

he's better actor than Arnold but just doesn't have that mean edge to him so he can't pull off the cool one liners

>>81786142
It's jonah. Vin is at least in shape most of the time and only could get bullied by bigger dudes. Brendan is getting slowly uncucked through meme magic.

Jonah gets bullied by french nobodies on dogshit press tours and can't stay skinny to save his life. Not only that but he's a funny man who siezes up instead of having a comeback.

He is /tv/ personified. He just needs to fuck jenna fisher and then they can birth the anti-chad, bringer of neet.

>>81783300
I like Terry Crews more desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNG_tTXXcg

>>81786948

Pajeet here, who?

He needs to die unexepectedly before his time
then he'll truly be the people's champ

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>>81783300

>Ywn be the rock's little spoon to his big spoon

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>>81783300
>Vin Disel's role in Billy Lynn is now replaced by The Rock
How is the movie now?

He's repeatedly cast in movies I wish didn't exist
>>81786866
Yup. I think Riddick is based on some drow character he made

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I don't know why everyone is shit talking shane diesel. Everyone our age is lucky to have grown up watching his moves on the big screen--- Pure action kino

>>81787561
lol imagine old juiced up rock, his tats all saggy and shit

>>81788265
they're just shitposting most likely. vin is a pretty cool guy and has made some great quality kino in the past

just like these anons said
>>81783996
>>81786866

>>81788346
And he'd still have more sex and money within that given year than you had in your entire life, Jamal.

>>81785853
That's just banter. I hope.

*gets punched in the nuts for banter*

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>>81784937
well now I just feel awful

didnt he have extreme anger issues in his youth.

>>81789885
No, that's Mark Wahlberg.

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He cheated in the 'I Quit' match against Mankind.

https://youtu.be/jBFQ81l7iK0

>>81783897

Plays D&D since he was a kid and still plays it.
Plays MMOs, loves videogames.
Loves anime.

He asked the rock on set if he wanted to join his d&d campaign , the rock asked him what the name of his gameworld was, vin answered "It's-" and the rock instantly cut him off with "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S NAME IS" and the entire crew burst out laughing.

>>81783432
>Arnold was a cunt in Pumping Iron
Pumping Iron Arnold did nothing wrong.

>>81783300
I wish he starred in better movies that were in more genres that I like.

couldn't draw as much as austin

>>81783300

He put Mick Foley in the hospital by hitting him 37 times in the head with steel chair, then never visited the hospital to see how he was doing.

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>>81783965
no, no he didn't

>>81790819
>cheating in pro wrestling
how? gave him the wrong script?

>>81783300
>He's the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger of this generation of films.

He is certainly very successful but hes never had a role in a legit action classic. He doesn't have a Predator or Terminator to his name.
Until he has at least one piece of truly exceptional action schlock he isn't an adequate replacement or even in the same league as Arnold.

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>>81783334
>The Rock cucks Vin out of both of his franchises

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>>81792029
Um, Scorpion King called, anon.

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>>81791542

>>81792457
what? scorpion king was trash. do you mean the mummy returns?

>>81783892
What happened to the man in the picture? The man we have now is like a shed skin compared to his original Adonis self.

>>81784170
>There will never be a cultural icon like a Schwarzenegger or a Stallone again
What would it take to be one?

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>>81792870
>implying the Scorpion King quadrilogy isn't superior to the Conan franchise in every conceivable way

>>81792915
Time happened.
Time

>>81786149
>>81786042
They're all shit you retarded nigger, but Rock is not the best.

>>81791085
wtf I hate The Rock™ now?

>>81791508
lol they told him to keep it down with the whitening cream, he looks much browner in F8

How is he considered A List when he's never headlined a blockbuster? His best selling franchise is the Fast series, and he's a supporting character in those.

>>81794157
Think he just got tan in/for Baywatch.

>>81794334
he's done so much shit, there might be people who don't even know he started doing wrestling but they know who De Rock is

>>81794334
Let's be honest, he is "A list" and keeps turning up in fucking everything because the Jews need all the non-White "stars" they can get. Any remotely attractive non-White man will have a hard time staying out of Pedodiversitywood's "A list" for long if the general public doesn't completely hate him.

Vin hates the rock? Really? Sauce?

>>81794334
He is a big draw but yes, he will never be a Stallone or Arnie unless he has a character or franchise that is his.

>>81783531
>stuck on a desert island with The Rock and the waifu I don't have
>he notices the way I look at her
>he can see I'm friendzoned
>we all hang out together
>he is super cool and charming
>just know I'm going to get cucked
>she flirts with him the whole time
>he never makes a move
>mfw he turns her down when she makes a move on him
>mfw he is that fucking based that he won't knowingly cuck someone
>tfw a fate worse than being cucked by Chad is not being cucked by Chad because he's that great of a guy

>>81796637
I thought this would end with him fucking you

>>81783300
Your a side show that doesn't belong in FF movies

You have no range

When your age catches up to you which will be soon because of steroid abuse you won't be castable in anything

In pain Gain movie you're the retarded man child and Mark Wahlberg acted circles around you

Johnny Knoxville was a better actor than you in that garbage drug town movie

Rumors have existed for many years that you are sterile, hows your wife pregnant?

>>81784123
He and Sam Jackson also dominate the first ten minutes or so of The Other Guys

>>81783531
I'm 6'4, jacked strength athlete will thick lusterous long hair. I'll be fine, but rock will cry.

>>81796773
Hi Vin!

>>81783300
His acting skills are mediocre.