Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark

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Bane?

Let's do the plane scene word by word to keep the thread bumped. I'll start.

Doctor

>>81783260
Pavel

>>81783478
I'm

>>81783478
I'm

>>81783524
CIA

>>81783560
Uh

>>81783613
You

>>81783673
Don't

>>81782185
>Now that the dust has settled,

the fire rises

*BBBAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

>>81783785
Get

why is so weirdly executed

Now that the dust has settled I'll admit I didn't think it was so bad that it stood out against the shit which was the rest of the movie.

>>81783813
To

>>81783932
Bring

>>81783982
friends

>>81782185
It's one of the dullest of scenes, each take following the adventures of CIA his men from Mayer Craft as they fight hired guns has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the ass shots, the scene's only consistency has been its lack of coherence and ineffective use of practical effects — all to make flights landed, to make action seem inert...
Perhaps the die was cast when Kane vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody — just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his comic books. (Sadly, Stan Lee and Marvel's producers seem to be following this model.) The plane scene might be anti-maskettas (or not), but it's certainly the anti-Big Guys series in its refusal of painfulness, bigness and loyalty. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>>81784038
They're

not

>>81784051
someone get this hothead outta here

>>81784202
my

my

friends

>>81784286
Dont

>>81784344
worry,

>>81784357
no

Big

charge

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IF I FUCKING SEE ONE MORE PANEPOSTING

>>81784515
for

/dead meme general/?

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>>81784611

>>81784598
them

I'm just going to partake in a banepost before it 404s when the mods wake up. The deleting of based baneposts honestly raises the temperature in my cranium

>>81784649
And

>>81784651
I once got a three day ban for Baneposting. Fucking hotheads.

>>81784651
>multiple bane threads on front page daily
Mods don't even care any more, we won

>>81784719
have we started the fire?

>>81784830
Yes. The fire rises.

How long can you make it without laughing?

>>81785231
Right before CIA guys says Bane. I just burst out laughing afterwards.

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check 'em

>>81785231
I can't even make it past his fucking classic pose

>>81784611
then show me its body

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PAINT?

>>81784611
They expect one of these posts in the wreckage brother.