This is your date for tonight. Which one of the films are you

Miracle in lane 2

Logan cuz Professor Xavier XD

Edit: Gold?! Thank you!!!!!

>>81779625
problem child 2

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>>81779647
>>81779673
>>81779674
They're not showing those tonight, sorry.

>>81779625
Doesn't matter, just waiting for when we go back to my place and she jacks me off with those guns

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>>81779702
Go here

>>81779702
Literally nothing on there is any good. I guess I pick Malala so I get some wheely pussy

>>81779756
AAAAAH, AND THIS GIVES YOU POWER OVER ME?

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>>81779625
>dyed hair
>date
nah I'm good

Running man.

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>>81779625
>>81779702
>apu trilogy

Roller Girl

>>81780025
samefag

>>>/int/norgetråden

>>81779625

Texas Chainsaw Massacre obviously. I can point to the dude in the wheelchair and say "he's just like you"

>>81780191
as who?

>>81779625

She's cute as hell

>tfw no wheelie bound gf

>>81779702
We wouldn't be watching the film because we'll be wheeling along the streets together

>>81779625
looks cute, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre

>>81780610
>we'll

Are you a cripple like her?

Throw that bitch out over a ridge nobody will know it was me and one less gimp in society.

>>81781238
sounds like you're more crippled than she is

She must give the best tugs.

>>81779625
I've dated a girl in a wheelchair once

Not worth it especially if you're looking for casual relationship. And they don't look for it either, so I felt bad when I ended things with her. We still talk sometimes, she has a nice guy now, there's a possibility she'll marry him. I wish her the best.

>>81781271
Not after she's a corpse rotting in a wheelchair in some ravine, cunt.

>>81781770
Why was she in a wheelchair?

>>81779625
Pather Panchali, because it's an amazing film.

>>81781816
car accident

>>81779625
Jumping Over Puddles Again

>>81781957
That's not really what I meant, but OK. Did she lose her legs in the car accident? Was she paralyzed?

>>81779625
Valhalla as in Valhalla rising? cause I wanted to go see that in theaters but never did. So i'm gonna say Valhalla. plus we get the good middle seats with a shit ton of leg room. I'm guessing we could also probably skip some of the lines.

>>81779625
Doesn't matter. Either way I get to put it in her butt. How is she gonna know?

>>81782025
>Did she lose her legs in the car accident
nah, she's paraplegic, like the girl in pic related

>>81780287
Best post.

>>81782137
Were her legs all shriveled up and skinny?

>>81782136
did she get any sexual stimulation, i mean can she come?

Will she let me drink the piss out of her bag?

>>81781770
did you ever fuck her?

did you have to pick her up and put her on the bed?

did it turn you on knowing she couldn't run from you

>>81779625
Bolt biokino

>>81782129
>movie theater
>lines
Nigga what?

>>81782206
>>81782207
>>81782232
jesus you fucking degenerates. just google disabled fucking and join the websites. or take that shit to /b/ when they do the regular invalid porn thread.

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>gee my stumps feel sore today anon, do you know how to do massages?

>>81782321
i literally haven't been on /b/ since 08/09

>>81782206
a little bit, but nothing scary.
>>81782232
yes, that was kinda the point for me.
yes
no, I just felt bad for her.

>>81779625
freddy got fingered?

>>81782342
it's like one of those jap fuckdolls except real

>>81782348
Was she good looking?

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>>81779625

>>81782255
when you go to see a popular movie at prime show time cause you have a job and can't see it any other time. there are other people there. most want movie food also so they all stand in a line to wait to be served by the only working teenager that has only worked there for one day and is slow as fuck. causing people who don't show up 2 hours early to miss the prime seating time when the lights are still up and they aren't playing add's for 30 minutes yet.

>>81782427
not 10/10 but cute enough for me.

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>>81779625

>>81782344
well you're missing out on the disabled porn then my friend.

>>81782527
Post a picture of her.

>>81782473
is that the french one about hitmen on wheelchairs?
when's it coming out on vod?

>>81782527
ha yeah. guess good looking enough to date a person in a wheel chair.

>>81781770
>>81781957
>>81782137
>>81782348
Did she wear diapers?

The Pianist

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>>81780084

>>81782513
>going to see a blockbuster
>he can only go at night because evidently he work 7 days a week
>tickets and concessions in the same line
> add's
>'s
Cleetus the farmer from iowa pls

>>81782600
I would destroy a wheelchair bound qt in diapers holy shit

>>81782734
It's all fun and games until she actually takes a dump and you have to change her.

>>81782699
the plains of Colorado my friend. and yeah sometimes you got to work a lot.

>>81781770
did you put it in the butt?

>>81782761
That's what I want tho

>>81783296
Why? Do you want her to sit and ferment in her own shit and piss?

>>81783059
Yeah but you're still retarded. If you weren't you'd know how to avoid lines, you'd know working 7 days a week is retarded, you'd know abbreviations and punctuations, and you'd move out of the fucking badlands

>>81779625
>purple hair

someone's getting wheeled off a pier

>>81783398
>Colorado
>badlands

what did he mean by this?

>>81779625
TCM but I'd love to see The Apu Trilogy as well.

>>81783335
Only as a punishment. I'd make her earn a clean diaper.

If she's good I'd change her immediately

>>81779756
Real, raw, independent.

>>81783450
Wouldn't she be able to go to the bathroom on her own?

>>81783398

Are you retarded?

>>81783489
not if you hide her wheelchair

>>81783489
Then why does she wear diapers ?

>>81783684
Or perhaps she's wondering why someone would court a girl who shits herself before throwing the soiled diaper off a plane?

>>81783899
At least you're continent! Who are you!

>>81784018
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our designated shitting streets.

>>81784129
If I pull off that diaper would you cry?

>>81784198
It would be extremely embarrassing.

>>81784198
we would poo in a loo like the new master race do.

>>81784231
You're a stinky girl

>>81784321
2 W

>>81784321
As pleasant a fragrance as four ewes.

Fast and Furious 8 and then after the film I'll test her to make sure she was paying attention and to see what she's learnt by pushing her down a hill

>>81779625
I'll marathon Hell on wheels.

>>81781816
Fucked her too hard and she could never walk again baka

>>81782342
How do you treat her like a human? Imagine if she was in your house and her life was in your hands.

>>81779625
Texas Chainsaw AND The Apu Trilogy?

Damn, just spend the day there.

>>81782342
I'd trump her stump if you catch my drift

>>81779625
Freddy got Fingered

>>81786890
Do you think she wants jewels or the other thing?

>>81779702
Texas Chainsaw (original) so she can understand how much of a burden it is to push her around.

>>81782342
Okay so she *has* to wear diapers right?

Or at least 24/7 help going to the bathroom?

>>81786980
maybe she had a colostomy bag

>>81779625
Better question, she does with or without the chair?

>>81779625
>Implying she is not top QT

If she had functional legs she would nevver consider fucking me. A hole is a hole, and I'm not one for dancing.

>>81780084
>>81779768
yes hello neo-/tv/ aka reddit

>>81787183
Do you think she would consider fucking you just because her lower half doesn't work?

>>81787249
Not IRL, but within the fictional context established by OP, she apparently would.

>>81787320
If there is an infinite number of alternate realities, that means that there's one where the fictional context is reality.

>>81779625
What's with those wheelchairs that have no backs? Aren't they extremely uncomfortable?

>>81787386
Which means there is also one where wheelchair Froggo and I watch Malala and hold hands. That's neat.

>>81787387
For you.

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>APU TRILOGY
1/3: The Beginning

>>81787415
>wheelchair Froggo

>>81787527
It's like Froggo but in a wheelchair.