what was his problem?

Those chinks stole his fucking heart.

>>81777627
No third movie

>>81777627
He was cranked while demonstrating free speech while him, and his dick was on fire..

>>81777627
People were asking:"Will there be a part four?" and he was responding to their speculation by sticking them the finger.

>>81777627
What's that, fucking cunt-onese?

>>81777627
He was demonstrating his frustrations with society. He felt the only way to appeal to adolescent males was to give them the the finger because it was the only way any male could convey a masculine personification as a "bad ass" until the end.

FUCK OFF CHELI FUCKING OS

>>81777627
He was on fire, that was his problem. Regardless of his problem he had a strong emotional urge to show that he wasn't concerned about his burning flesh, but instead giving the audience the bird as a show of teen male angst.
He was conveying:"my penis is on fire, but fuck you."

>>81777641
I think you mean strawberry tart

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These films are complete trash but I love them

>>81778242
I enjoyed the first one, no matter how stupid, but couldn't enjoy part 2.
The guy's head from the first movie, is near the pool in a fish tank thing, and kicked all over the place.

I knew it was all ridiculously intentionally stupid, but still thought it was still trying to take itself too serious.
It was a gimmicky concept that lost its shock value in the sequels.

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>>81778462
>still thought it was still trying to take itself too serious.
how the fuck could you possibly think they were taking anything serious

For some weird reason I love the way Crank movies are directed.
It's like a mix between trashy and energetic, it suits the theme really well.

Cool OST, tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMr9b-itQzw

>>81778490
I do not know. I just know the sequels didn't work for me. Maybe it lost the ability to surprise me. I just know the sequels didn't work for me, WTF? this fucking bothers you?

>>81777627
Just a metaphor for coke/speed addiction. You want to feel awesome all the time so you'll do anything to keep your high going.

>>81778525
the directors showed up to shooting drunk everyday

>>81778462

> it was still trying to take itself too serious
What? They didn't want to make another crank. They did not expect them to greenlight Crank 2. It was written to be ungreenlightable. But the studio said: ok, here you have some dosh.

There is a Sentai Kaiju fight god damn it. You cannot make it less serious.

>>81778563
im just amazed that someone can watch a movie like crank 2 and think they were taking it too serious

>>81778608
I'm not retyping. Read here >>81778563

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>You're not getting in my cab wet
>I just gave you $200 to wait for 3 minutes
>YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN MY CAB, NO WAY
>Yeah you're right
>Al Qaeda! Al Qaeda!

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>>81778711

>>81778643
>taking it too serious

Its been quite a while since I saw it. I'm made a mistake. It was quite exaggerated. Still the sequels did not work for me. I did not enjoy them as much as the first.

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>>81777641

>>81778598
That wouldn't surprise me at all, honestly.

>>81778768
he said in an interview that they were both functioning alcoholics at the time

Quick /tv/, you are now the lead writer for the new Crank movie. The producer will be there any second now.
You just have to complete the following sentence: In Crank 3, Chev Chelios has to ... to survive.

>>81778795
Fap

>>81778795
Drink blood cause he was turned into a vampire.

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>>81778795

>>81778795
Find his missing dick.

>>81778795
take it easy and not do anything to straining.

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>>81778795
go fast

>>81778815
Like the idea, it fits the concept

>>81778835
>Crank 3 is a slow movie with long still shots

>>81778795
>Chev Chelios has to sing and dance to survive

Crank 3 could only work as a musical

>>81778830
that would be legit perfect

>>81778945
>directed by Malick

>>81778795
To speak with no cockney

>>81778795
Capture all of the rare Pokemon in LA and turn them over to Kim Jong-Un before midnight, or DPRK will launch a nuclear strike, while fending off corrupt poko-masters from LA Rampart division.

>>81778795
cut off parts of his body

>>81778795
make a quality thread on /tv/

>>81779150
>Public sex scene.
>No dick, no arms, no legs.

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>>81777934
those cheers fucking slay me every time.

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>>81779218

>>81777934
This turned me on to be honest. I know its suppose to be funny but amy smart is super hot and makes it work so its both

>>81777934
I think was the exact moment Jason realized he would no longer be a serious actor and just do odd-ball meme action

>>81779489
He seems pretty happy about it
His first big roles were all at least part comedies and the Transporter series was always pretty silly

>>81778729
Damn, who wrote this, Raimi?

>>81779218
He is dead, Jim.

>>81777662
it hurts

blondie is too old now prob

its such a shame

Crank 3 fucking WHEN

>>81777627
>english gangster
>named "chev chelios"
>running around LA
it literally makes zero sense

>>81778795
scream antisemitic slurs at the top of his lungs

>>81782373
>OY U FOOKIN KIKES, I SWEAR ON ME MOM I'LL BREAK YAR BALLS U CHRIST SLAYERS.