>With or without Indy the Nazis find the ark opens it and dies
i also watch tbbt
>>81774609
proof?
>>81774609
>With or without the ark the Nazis and Indy die
>>81774609
That's not the problem. The problem is the ark ghosts come out of nowhere and solve everything.
>>81774609
They find the ark because of Indy no reason to assume they would have otherwise, also it's about the adventure
>>81774689
They were getting the medallion from Marion when Indy takes it. They make a duplicate anyway with creepy dude's burn. They had a massive team digging in the same vicinity as Indy. After taking it from Indy we don't see it again until he threatens to blow it up (which he backs off from). Anything else?
You could say the same thing about Goldfinger
>>81776013
Pussy Galore only becomes good and turns against Goldfinger because Bond gave her an insane dicking, so not quite the same
>>81774609
>With or without Indy the Commies find the aliens activate the ship and dies
>>81774609
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
>>81776797
>With or without indy the nazis would have died trying to remove the holy grail
Is temple of doom the only Indy movie where he's responsible for resolving the plot?
>>81776679
you mean raped her in the barn
3 > 2 > 1 > 4
>>81777565
It's not rape if it's not reported.
>>81774609
this isn't necessarily true, the nazi in charge talked about how Hilter was growing impatient, it is likely that if Indy hadn't found the Well of the Souls then Hilter might have pulled the plug on the dig very soon
also if Indy wasn't there to bring the Ark back to the US, Hitler would have dispatched another team to the submarine base and found the Ark and know that it works because everyone was missing
who was in the wrong here?
It gets better
WITHOUT INDI THE ARK WOULD'VE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO BERLIN IN THAT FANCY PLANE
SO INDIANA JONES SAVED HITLER
>>81777803
atheists
It's a movie about Jew magic killing Nazis.
I kind of appreciate Tarantino's subtlety in having the Jews literally kill Hitler WITH A MOVIE THEATER in Inglourious Basterds now.
>>81777807
>but hitler, we found a bunch of fried equipment and dead soldiers around the opened ark!
>ah fuck it bring it here anyway