Anyone else want to kick this fuck in the face? It would

Warwick is too based.

wasnt he the one who went out of his way to find another dwarf to marry, specifically to make sure his kids are dwarves too? fuck this guy

>>81774117
He played an Ewok. That isnt based, its treason

>>81774097
That nigga was Willow. Who the fuck are you?

>be dwarf
>marry other dwarf
>purposely do it to have kids with 100% chance of being dwarfs
>say you want your kids to be dwarfs

This is somehow 100% legal. Even though dwarfism sufferers have decades of pain and other defects. Scum.

>>81774097
Fuck you based warwick is based. This nigglet is like 42% of my childhood. From wickett to willow to the leprechaun.

>>81774145
Kinda cool though, if enough dwarves did this for long enough they could start their own legitimate dwarf race, and over time the major health issues associated would be ironed out

>>81774171
>>be dwarf
>>marry other dwarf

What other chance does this guy have ?

>>81774154
Her body is really good though

>>81774187
>and over time the major health issues associated would be ironed out

why

>>81774145
>>81774171
This. Purposefully having kids to make sure they have dwarfism isn't considered child abuse. But this is Bongland, isn't it? Where you can do whatever the fuck you want if you can twist it to toe the liberal 1984 line. Nuke UK already, America, it's not worth seeing the world champ get like this.

Weirdos

>>81774154
Top tier waifu

>>81774199
>going out of your way
>doing the right thing

>>81774215
Unhealthy dwarves would die before they reproduce so only the healthy phenotypes and the genes associated with them are propogated

>>81774154
>This is a 10/10 in the UK

he was so impossibly likeable in Willow... you guys are assholes

>>81774195
He knows what being a dwarf is like but he lives in the UK where healthcare is free. So why should he care about the money spent on treatment and pain relief for his kids? Why should he care when the UK is designed specifically to give people like him bonuses in life. He is disgusting; he should fuck off and kill himself.

>>81774199
Look up the side-affects to being a dwarf and then Google "Child Abuse Laws". Then google the side-affects for being a different skin colour in terms of health.

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>>81774097
What if he opens his mouth and clenches in a fraction of a second his prosthetic titanium teeth around your kneecap, shattering the bone as the loud snap of his jaw becomes one with the loud crack of your knee being destroyed?

But that panel was bona fide excrement

>>81774097
He was a whiny baby on An Idiot Abroad. Pretty much told me everything I needed to know about him

>>81774097
Hollywood is a satanic sect.

Using bizarre monsters and raping children.

>>81774291

he also married someone with a different kind of dwarfism so his kids are double fucked

>>81774364
I now want to twist his head like a beyblade and RRRRRRIP

>>81774715

>he unironically believes "being short" is the only problem dwarfism causes

neck yourself

>>81774187
>tfw you lived log enough to dwarves start their own race

>>81774332
This. He ruined that whole season. I don't understand why they brought him into it.

> bitching at Karl for going to a dwarf village
> bitching about climbing stairs
> bitches about everything

Fuck him

>>81774751
Are we supposed to stop letting bulldogs breed because they have short lifespans filled with respiratory issues?

>>81775119
Yes

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>>81774097
>Come at me, cuck.

>>81775119

yes?

>>81775171
>>81775193
fascist

His kids are rich, they'll have better lives than any of us

>>81775261

nice argument you fucking faggot

>>81774271
No. Unhealthy midgets get medical treatment to extend their miserable lives and make more mutants.

We live in a dysgenic world.

>>81774097
I want to pick him up and carry him around like a baby

>>81775271

i'd rather be homeless than be a fucking midget that can barely walk and will live 2/3rds of his life in constant pain

>>81775281

I find if truly amazing that so many of you have no health or mental problems. All your political views align with the greater good as well? Fucking superb

>>81774195
mini me from austin powers is literally in a porno movie with a regular sized woman

kys for not knowin this faggot

>>81775317

They can just buy a head transplant in a few decades into a random homeless mans body

>>81774222
t. scorned EU garlic breath cuck

Cry me some more pretty tears please

>>81774145
Is that how it works? I thought dwarfism wasn't genetic. Didn't that dwarf couple with the reality show have normal children?

>>81774097
My gut feeling says he'd probably beat you up, you fat neckbeard faggot.

>>81774326
This

>>81774271
This is retarded. The same genes that cause dwarfism are often pleiotropic and cause way more than just shortness. You'd never be able to iron out those issues without a novel mutation that makes up for those effects. Most dwarves have a host of visceral diseases that are only regulated through high maintenance medical intervention.

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>>81775340

>My bizarre fetish is real life

>>81775335
I don't have any medical conditions besides minor allergies. If I had a congenital disease I would not have children. Only the shallow end of the genetic pool gets mad about the concept about not having kids and forcing your known and degenerative illnesses onto your own kids. That's fucked up, just let it die with you, you dumb, maladapted troglodyte.

>>81774117
fpbp

>>81775395
Dwarfism is almost entirely genetic, dipshit.

>>81775317

At least they're not niggers.

>>81775395
>I thought dwarfism wasn't genetic.
Why would you think that? What else would cause it?

>>81775281
>muh genetic purity!
You're never going to pass on your genes btw

>>81774150
He was a kid when he played an Ewok.

Tell any pre-teen kid during Star Wars's prime that he would get to play a cannibal bear in Star Wars (following Empire Strikes Back), and any kid would've jumped at the chance

>>81774326
Already had 1 knee cap ripped off. Don't feel like going through that shit again.

>>81774097
>Anyone else want to kick this fuck in the face? It would feel so good...

That's a low blow, Anon.

>>81774117
this
i love this dude
Lep in da hood 4 life

>>81774097
I'm strangely attracted to his daughter.

>>81775926
god

>>81774097
I want to punt that uppity midget from game of thrones.

>>81774171
This is what Hitler died trying to prevent.

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>>81774097
Do you think Peter Dinklage would see himself as above roles like goblins, imps, elves, dwarves, etc. now that he has been in films where his height wasn't a focus of his character? Do you think that an actor like him needs to break free of these kinds of roles or do you think that you should just keep taking these if the money is good? Would Dinklage look down on someone like Warwick Davis now that he is best mates with normal sized actors like the guy from Robson and Jerome and even extra-normal sized actors like Melissa McCarthy? Are Warwick Davis's standards too low?

Would Dinklage resent the accusation that he stole someone's tiny thunder? Is there room in Hollywood for multiple pint sized performers?

>>81774145
uh, he didnt.

He was working on a film with her father (and now life long business partner in the only dwarf only talent agency, of which he takes 0 roles offered through said agency) and when she visited her father on set, they became friends and it lead to dating a few months later.

>>81774326
Jaws?

>>81774166
I wasn't Willow. Enough of an achievement already.

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>>81776230
Do you think pic related hates Peter Dinklage for stealing his tiny thunder? He was the go to guy when you needed someone pintsized (or 568 milliliter sized). Now it seems he's been thrown on the scrapheap along with polaroid cameras, VHS and Tamagotchis. Is it reasonable to think that he may be planning a small attack?

>>81775620
>>81775926
It's not genetic. You've never seen a dwarf with regular parents? Retards.

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>>81776314
>"Well, it hasn't been easy for you pupper, but be honest, it wasn't so bad in here?"

>"It wasn't all bad.."

>"Exactly. We had some good times."

>"I always hoped this day would come, though."

>"I know. I'm happy for you, really."

>"Your day will come too, hang in there."

>"Sigh. I don't think so pupper. Nobody wants an old Alsatian like me. They think I'm violent."

>"It could happen.."

>"People who need an Alsatian probably want to train it from birth. They wouldn't trust me. I don't mind though. As I said, it ain't so bad in here."

>"No dog should have to stay in a place like this. It makes me so sad."

>"Stop getting all melodramatic on me. You get to go to a nice family. Make the most of your chance!"

>"I promise I won't forget you. I can't wait to meet my family. I'll be the most loyal dog ever."

>"I think they're coming in now. Goodbye pupper, best of luck!"

>"Bye buddy. Give one to that Irish Wolfhound for me!"
*
*
>*Door opens*

>"Warwick, look! Cage 34, there he is! Oh my god, he's adorable!"
*
*
>"Wait, what? What is this? Where's my family?"

>"I think that is your family pupper."

>"What the fuck, why are there goblins coming for me? I thought humans were coming?"

>"I thought so too, but it's not that bad, pupper."

>"For fucksake I'm not going home with them. Christ, the shame. Look at the smallest one. Like Joe 90 got hit by a shrink ray. I'd rather be put to sleep."

>"Goodbye pupper."

>"No. Please no, I've changed my mind. I want to stay. No, put me down! Unhand me you freak. Help me, please no!"
*
*
>"Aw, Warwick look at him bark, I think he's pleased to see you!"

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>>81776346

>>81775933
But you will because you're a celebrity trip. Do the planet a favour please.

>>81775926
A random mutation?

>>81774097
You leave willow alone!

>>81776230
Dinklage is handsome in contrast to Davis. He's been playing non-dwarf roles for the better part of almost two decades. So yeah, I think he ain't going back.

>>81776185
Hitler died trying to prevent himself and his dumb slut of a wife (but mainly himself) being carried off to Russia as exhibits. The mongoloid Slav muzhiks would have found the symptoms of Parkinson's disease he exhibited a proper hoot.

>>81774097
based cruise always delivers amirite cruisebros

>>81774097
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

>>81776314
>that girl
is this shit real

>>81776540
Hi, Ricky.

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>>81776599
of course, lad

>>81774171
>>81774222
>incest is illegal in loads of places with the justification that the children would stand a greater risk of genetic problems, to have a scientific reason for the illegality
>midgets get to breed all they want

Bugs the shit out of me that they're not ruled the same, along with all the other people with a high chance of having children with some genetic defect. I bet once screening out genetic defects become a commonplace thing midgets will campaign against it, along with those people who are born deaf and refuse to give their kid the chance of hearing.

>>81776314
Na, warwick has gone out of his way to make sure the dwarf community is well represented in films.

>>81774145
Hes not even a dwarf in the common sense, as he has pondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita while almost every dwarf is achondroplasia. His cant be passed on through genetics, as while its in the 'dwarf' family, its not like it in any real way. Basically, hes gods hiccup.

>>81776325
>>81776402

Random mutations and genetic hereditability are not mutually exclusive concepts, retards. Dwarfism can be caused by a random defect, a mutation, but once a person has that defect, it will be genetically passed along to the person's children at a high rate.

Some kinds of dwarfism are not hereditary though, I have no idea what kind Warwick Davies has.

>>81776314
Little People, Big World was a shit show

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>>81774787
>tfw picked easy mode race at character generation
>tfw fucked up by training wizardry

>>81776743
>His cant be passed on through genetics
have you not seen his fucking son? he has the same fucked up legs as warwick

his wife is a dwarf, but she's at least a normal looking dorf. Both of Warwicks kids are fucking deformed, mate. Just like Warwick.

>>81774097
Vince Gillighan does great camera work. I would never have imagined Chuck was a midget irl

>>81776314
>>81776704
It took me a second to realise what was really off about her, beyond the eyes.

She doesn't have dwarf arms. She's got regular arms on a more-fucked-up-than-normal dwarf body, making them reach down below her knees.

I didn't even know you got dwarves with regular arms.

>>81776420
how exactly can Peter Dinklage, a dwarf, play "non-dwarf roles"?? Like he has any roles where he got the role where a normal heigh person would be considered for the same role? Any film where they go out of their way not to mention or make a point out of the fact that hes like 3 feet tall would be laughable.

>>81774171
>be dwarf
>marry normal woman
>get dwarf kids because genes
>/tv/ rees at you for stealing a normal woman from them

can't win

>>81777004
He did a fine job in DoFP

>>81777004
Days of future past? I think they got around the issue with class

>>81774187
But whos going to tech them smithcraft and mining?

Him and his wife don't even have the same dwarfism condition so it's a complete lottery if their children survive. They've had several children die immediately after birth. He's a selfish cunt.

>>81776859
Its literally her genetics doing it.

>>81777004
I never felt like Death At A Funeral was written explicitly with a dwarf in mind, more like they just added some of the midget stuff after he was cast.

I might be wrong, though.

>>81777004

Death At A Funeral

His character could have been normal sized, his height wasn't a plot point.

>>81776729
>Bugs the shit out of me that they're not ruled the same, along with all the other people with a high chance of having children with some genetic defect.

well your parents got away with it. whoever they were
:sting:

>>81777004
The babby crabhands' nanny on nip/tuck, where he cucks sean.

Dinkledge is a fine actor though.

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>>81774117
He's a shit actor who's desperate for the credibility he'll never have.

Karl said it best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQBWDVJFEv4

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>Say that agon anon!

>>81777017
That's why you don't have kids as a dwarf.

There are lady dwarves out there that I find attractive. Attractive enough that I'd date them. But I wouldn't fucking have a kid with them. I'd adopt, because that's the fucking perfect reason to adopt.

>>81777217
>Team Fortress 0.5

>>81777025
>>81777044
He's still a dwarf though.

>>81777124
Well yeah, that's why I'm pissed.

>>81774097
Blocks your legs

>>81777217
Maisie looks pretty good in that photo.

>>81776230
>That movie where dinkledge blows up on steve buschemi for using a dwarf in his movies dream sequence
>I DON'T EVEN FUCKING DREAM ABOUT DWARVES!
Breddy based.

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>>81777217
>dusky midget maid

Who's that?

>>81776729
Which tells you incest is frowned upon because it's simply fucked up, scientific issues aside.

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>>81777217

Someone give me a fast tale on this guy. Is he some sort of dwarf nationalist?

>>81777403
No, he's just a complete cunt. But because he's a dwarf he thinks he should not be criticized.

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>>81776860
Now you realize they used 3 dwarves, one on top of each other to film his scenes. The blanket was just a device to cover those dwarves

>>81776395
that's a big dog

he was a little cunt in Idiot Abroad S03, tbqh. Couldn't stand him.

If he can reproduce with his wife why should he be denied the right to do so

>>81777340
Ayy

>>81777356
Parents marrying kids is certainly fucked up, but we're also talking those cases where estranged relatives end up falling in love before realising they're related, though.

If it's not for the health of any offspring(since we're not stopping dwarves), and the people didn't even know they were related until after they got serious then a lot of the valid reasons get thrown out.

Don't get me wrong here. I'm on the side that says midgets and incest-couples shouldn't be allowed to procreate, along with everyone else who have a high chance of giving their kids congenital defects. Or as soon as we sort out ways to choose healthy sperm/eggs then they should be required to do that.

>>81777475
People who follow Idiot Abroad deserve to be upset, anon.

>>81777514
>Or as soon as we sort out ways to choose healthy sperm/eggs then they should be required to do that.

Eugenics/10

kys

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>blocks your path

>>81777483
Probably for reasons having to do with the unlikelihood of /tv/ types ever being able to pass on their own germ plasm.

>>81777609
I want her to dom me.

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>>81777609
hey jemma. in you get

>>81777589
>a population capable of making sure all future generations are healthier shouldn't do it because muh eugenics boogeyman

Fuck off. We're not talking about gassing the dwarves here, or forcing everyone to have white children. Just weeding out clear genetic defects that give people lifelong problems or outright kills them before they grow old.

>>81777609
So was that talk of her having a hardcore video just bullshit?

remember he's british & therefore not notably freakish by the standards prevailing in his country

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>>81777712
She was a stripper

>>81774097
I would let him fuck my wife, only because it would be so fucking interesting. She never fucked a dwarf, so it might as well should be fella like based fucking warwick.

>>81777609
There was a dwarf like girl on the kindergarten I used to left my kid and she was damn fine. She had an amazing butt and perky small teenager sized tits and was really pretty. I busted a nut or two for her in the shower.

>>81777609
>>81777736
I want her to do giantess porn.

>>81777752
What did he mean by this

>>81774097

I saw him in Brighton with his wife a few weeks ago.

They just randomly rolled out in front of me on segways.

>>81777269
did a giggle

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>>81777778

>>81777752
I bet you did too. Such disarming candor.

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>>81777752
>kindergarten
>teenager sized tits

>girl on the kindergarten

>I used to left my kid

I honestly don't even know what the fuck is going on here.

>>81777688

>implying Steven Hawkins is a drain on society and adds nothing to the human search for improvement

Yeah, I'm sure Mengele had all good intentions, too.

You lost the argument when you said that people should be REQUIRED to follow instructions.

>>81777831
I'm assuming he's talking about a teacher or TA

>>81777736
Yeah, but there was talk about there being a video where she sucked dick or something.

Non-horrific-looking midget chicks sucking dick videos is hard to come by. Can't fap to Bridget every time the fancy takes you.

>>81774150
It's treason then

>>81777778

so close to >>81777777

>>81777004

He played a vindictive tabloid journalist in Penelope and his size didn't really come into play (even if there was a subtext that it was somehow payback for ridicule he might have received over his life).

>>81777609
>90% of midget porn is ugly midget dudes
>anything with midget girls is super vanilla
I've watched too much Legal Porno and Facial Abuse type shit and it just frustrates me not to be able to find midget stuff that gets into that territory.

>>81774097
I like him, he's cool.

>>81774271
the healthy phenotypes would be taller people

>>81777870
>Can't fap to Bridget every time the fancy takes you.
It's kind of amazing her stuff came out like 15 years ago and is still pretty much it.

>>81777849
>You're REQUIRING parents not to endanger their children's lives? Well then it's nazism! People should only be ADVISED!

Also, Hawking's parents didn't pass ALS on to him.

>>81777981
It's her stuff and then it's goblin-looking motherfuckers. Truly a tragedy.

>>81777923
You want to know what's hard to come by? Pregnant midget porn.

>>81777386
>Dr. Pavel, I'm short.

>>81778073
Might be time to stop fapping

>>81778073
Now you're just taking the degeneracy too far, man.

>>81778073
>>81778087
One of these days I'll find piss, anal, and deep throat with an attractive pregnant midget. This is the internet. It exists. Somewhere. It has to.

>>81778100
I can't help it. I want to see a girl with a literal beach ball body shape, so big around her short arms can't reach her snatch to pleasure herself. I want to watch her lay there and have someone else finger her while her fat little body just lays there and she quivers with orgasm.

>>81778005

>You're REQUIRING parents not to endanger their children's lives? Well then it's nazism! People should only be ADVISED!

Well, apart from the Nazism bullshit ... yes.

The Nazi's were not the only people to look to eugenics for answers.

Freedom means having the right to make your own decisions, even if others think you're insane to choose something they can only see as bad. If you don't have freedom, what's the point? What gives one group of people the right to force another group of people to toe the line?

>>81778244
This anon is right.

It's our god-given freedom that entails us to rape kids even if people think we're insane!

>>81777609
>step over her
>continue along my path

He had a showtime special called "life's too short". I thought it was gonna be some little people big world shit. But it actually turned out to be a pretty funny series.

>>81778512
Was it actually good? I thought it was going to be running one joke into the ground.

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try saying that to my face and see what happens

>>81778760
*Blocks your arm reach

>>81778760

i remember the nip/tuck episode where le funny GoT dwarf had that surgery so he could cuck one of the main characters

>>81774145
You understand that's most dwarves right?
They want to date another dwarf.

>>81776019
FOR THE LAST TIME FUCK OFF CARLOS!

>>81779441
Don't start acting all high and mighty.

>>81778939

so that gives them the right to condemn a child to that miserable life?

>>81776857
Mother of god

>>81777778
>>81777822
>>81777831

I meant she was like a teacher or something

>>81777854
Exactly, she was the one that receives the parents and calls for the kid when the parent asks for them.

>>81776314
Tamagotchi's are coming back though.

>>81776704
For the love of God why didnt they just adopt, how dare they be so selfish as to push their pro-disability agenda on unborn children.....

I'd fuck the daughter though

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Bond, James Bond.

What is the problem with Warwick Davis money man?

ThreeKings.jpg

>>81776325
>I don't understand how traits are passed on from generation to generation the post
You really should've payed attention to your Biology teacher anon. Or, maybe more accurately, you should quit shitposting while in class.

I want all fucking faggot mods and janitors to die

>>81777194
Fucking Karl, mang.
He's hard to love, but he's harder to hate.

>>81781802
I love how honest he is.

>>81777082
dude they'll be the ones teaching us within like 50 years.

>>81775335
congenital fucked up "human" detected

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>>81780931
>003.5

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>>81778085

>>81774097
>kicking willow
end you are self you fucken plebeian

>>81782877
You should be kicked in the cunt too.

>>81776704
>wearing heels
seems moot

>>81776395
his son's leg looks fucky

>>81777217
Is that Kenny in top left?

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>>81776314