AMERICAN ASSASSIN TRAILER

>>81773766
How short is that manlet?
Look at those proportions

>>81773766
wtf i thought he got vanilla sky'd?

>white man as protagonist
>"waaah dropped"

>>81773837
5'10''

>>81773766
>movie title is American _______

>>81773766
Looks dope. I've always liked the actor.

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>>81773909
The average person is 7 1/2 heads tall
This guy is only 6

The ideal is 8 heads tall. He's 2 full heads shorter than the ideal

This looks fucking great. Dylan O'Brien not playing 'tumblr fandom eye Candy's brought me in, Keaton sealed the deal.

>>81773766
Where do I apply for assassin training?

>>81773766
this movie is dangerously racist and needs to be banned europe needs to learn to live with attacks this will only stoke up anti-Islamic sentiments europe is for everyone there needs to be loads more immigration and people are quick to forget about the crusades and the spanish expedition christians are just as bad ugh I literally cant even right now

>>81774447
Albania, get your gf raped and killed while you cuck on your 'islamicgyros' is all it takes to get that edge for an american operative training

>that opening scene on the beach

Jesus this looks like shit.

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>>81774022
>american measurements

>>81773766
I cant take manlets seriously

I could pick this guy up and rip him in half.

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>>81774802
Greek actually, you literal pleb

>>81774022
I'm 1 inch shorter than 8 heads tall

>>81774903
You best be getting /fit/ or it's all wasted

>>81774894
Yeah, except even they moved on from that shit a gorillion years ago.

>>81774739
Thats what a durkha durk would say
>ISIS OUT MY BOARD!!!

>>81774959
Not really.
We still use their ideals in art today

A heroic character will be 8+ heads tall
It just feels right
Younger characters have bigger heads proportionally

>>81773766
I thought this guy had a accident on the set of the maze and was dead or something

>>81774999
>hollywood schlock
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I'd do the same thing if they took the princess of Mars from me

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>>81774936

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>>81774552
The sad part is I'm not sure your even joking....

>>81773766
This looks great! I am very hyped for this, I think I might even buy the book.

>>81775815
how new are you