So...

>>81772499
drumpf is finished

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mfw I started watching Alex Jones like a decade ago and now he's being talked about on network television

DRUMPF

*audience dies of laughter*

>>81772544

yeah it's unbelievable, alex jones use to be really cooky now he is mainstrem

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>>81772576
that is how Russian sleeper agents work
they work for the long game

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WE WERE GOING TO STATE
WE WERE GOING TO STATE
WE WERE GOING TO STATE

>>81772499

Says a lot about Alex for Colbert to do this sketch on him

>>81772499
I guess that's good since making characters is what colbert is good at.

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>>81772649
Funny how Alex is even crazier than Colbert's character on Comedy Central.

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First Milo
Now AJ
and yet a compete fraud like Colbert is never mentioned.


fascinating.

>>81772499

more like Cuck Cuckford

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>implying Andy Warhol didn't put chemicals into campbell's soup cans to turn veterans into bisexual zombies

>not being a skeleton wrapped in angry meat

Is there a political movement with more pathetic failures than alt-cucks? Jones had to drop an act, Milo caught supporting pedos, Tomi Whatshename went pro-choice, Paul Manestreem Meteor BTFO by Fantano, Spencer got fucked up on the streets, Rebel Media is a controlled-opposition owned by jews, everyone is laughing at them

>inb4 b-but at least we messed with a Hollywood actor's shitty art project, r-right

>>81772499
BLUMPRPRPFPZZZZT

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>>81772773

Yes.

Liberals.

>>81772773
The alt right doesn't exist

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>>81772499
>making fun of a joke
top kek

how will AJ ever recover?

>>81772773
>Tomi
literally fucking who? this is why you keep losing, you're completely clueless about the other side

>>81772773
non of those are alt right except spencer who got got sucker punched

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>>81772499
>Brain Fight
Could possibly be amusing, let's see where he goes with...
>Tuck Buckford
Wow, that's weak. Incredibly lame.
Do they have all female staff now or something? You have to sculpt multiple angles of a joke to keep momentum. Tuck buckford is like, not even first draft material. It's literally "shit you skip over" while spitballing, because it's not clever and seems to evoke an entirely different set of imagery, like rednecks or Space captains from the fifties. They could have made something entertaining here but they must have really shitty writers.

Stevie, please, Late Shows are supposed to be a vehicle for American dominance of industry, working together with corporations to push products to the masses in a comfortable format. This shit is Junior High tier and, like Jeff Jarrett, won't draw a dime.

>>81772827
It does though.

>>81772863
>implying Rybeck drew a single dime

>>81772773
>alt right

Pls stop

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>>81772895
The Big Guy actually was doing good with Merch for a little while, but he was being booked like dogshit before he left. He's a competent monster, like Rusev, who could be making a lot more money than his masters allowed.

>>81772499
He sure has these fellows panicking.

>>81772863

It's an oh so clever way of scrambling "Fuck butt turd"

>>81772892
Actually it doesn't, anyone giving themselves the "alt right" designation is controlled opposition
This is a tactic where the libs and Dems want to vilify the group of people that spoiled their party and to give them a term to demonize, and then saying Richard Spencer is the leader of the alt right? All it is trying to do is establish an order and an organization that they can attack and diamantle

>>81772936
>implying (((Heyman))) wasn't cucking Rybeck in favor of CAM Phil the entire time

He got played, deal with it

>>81772827
the people saying this are like the leftists who said there was no such thing as an sjw

>Working split shifts at work while someone is on vacation
>Tired as fuck and need a nap, but can't seem to fall asleep
>Someone brings up Alex Jones and I go to watch one of those compilation videos of his ramblings
>End up falling asleep AND being woke as fuck at the same time

>>81772971
It's not an organization. Alt-Right is simply a blanket term for the new wave of young conservatives that are a response to the SJWs.

>>81772499
Colbert's mad he could never deliver the absolute top quality award winning KINO that was the Alex Jones/Rogan podcast.
That was a magnificent thing to be in the livethread for.

>>81772863
>Wow, that's weak. Incredibly lame.
>Do they have all female staff now or something? You have to sculpt multiple angles of a joke to keep momentum. Tuck buckford is like, not even first draft material. It's literally "shit you skip over" while spitballing, because it's not clever and seems to evoke an entirely different set of imagery, like rednecks or Space captains from the fifties. They could have made something entertaining here but they must have really shitty writers.
lol why are you so triggered by one joke you don't like? i thought it was a funny name

>>81773050
t. intern at the tonight show

>>81772773
Rich Spencer is the only alt-right person on your list though.

>>81773050
slow down there steve

>>81773020

No one in /pol/ heard of Spencer until CNN dug him up.

Imagine how obscure a "right wing leader" has to be for /pol/ not to know them.

>>81773020
Look at the post above you

>>81773040
It's a made up organization by the establishment to demonize anyone that doesn't tow the globalist line, and attempts to vilify them as ebil rayciss notsies, so anyone claiming themselves as alt right in any media is controlled opposition

>>81772773
>Tomi Whatshename went pro-choice
Is the alt right against pro-choice?

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>>81772950
I feel as though they wanted to try and tie in Tucker Carlson since the Daily Show no longer runs the news media and "le Fox evil empire Orwell" meme lost its allure several years ago, though you still see some homebodies burp it back up from time to time.

At the very least, Tucker is playing his role property. Colbert was so unlikable as a casual host he almost destroyed the Late Show, his ratings were beyond dead so he had to go back to his one, single trick and recreate his old bullshit again.

I don't understand what drives a man to do these things. he's made his money, why continue to perform these pre-written and utterly boring tableaus? There's no way a cogent adult could enjoy it aside from attention or adoration but like, he could just be partying or driving Ferrari's with models instead of wasting his time with this boring horse shit. He must have some serious personal problems and is likely on a lot of prescription medication.

If you know any comedians, 95% of them are totally miserable day to day, this is what leads me to ask why this man continues to slog through this shit he isn't even making for himself. There's no passion or fire, so why bother?

>>81772773
>Is there a political movement with more pathetic failures than alt-cucks?

SJWs.

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>>81773050
The left's desperate attempt to retake "triggered" will always be the most pathetic part of modern politics

>>81773092
acknowledging the existence of the alt right and actually understanding what it is pretty much negates the ability to say there's a "leader of the alt right" though
>>81773091
you do know the alt right is not exclusively richard spencer people, right? why is that what everyone's bringing up now?

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>>81773109
Is this a Stone thread?

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>>81773050
I did not watch the skit.
I am a novelist.

I write satire for a living.
I apologize if you feel a board dedicated to television and film is not the correct place to critique it.

>>81773109

Libtards can't function without feeling they're victims, every facet of their being revolves around it.

Colbert probably got off on his shit ratings and is hoping to reach that climax again after this stint of shilling.

>>81773092
The SJWs may see it as an organization (its not), but it doesn't change the fact that there are lots people who now fall under the "young internet active right winger" banner.

>>81773120
>2015: fag marriage
>2016: Mike "Zippity Zap Gays Deserve The Tap" Pence
such progress

>>81773159
>I am a novelist.
i could tell by your longwinded fart of a post
>I write satire for a living.
lol i'm sure you write ebooks that sell for a couple dollars a piece if you're not lying outright
>I apologize if you feel a board dedicated to television and film is not the correct place to critique it.
that's a pretty big leap from laughing at you for droning on about one fake name

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>>81773157
>those glasses
M A D M A N

>>81773156
If people want to brand themselves as alt right, they're morons riding a bad trend that is massively looked down upon, it was actually traditional conservatives who voted in Trump, not this bullshit "alt right" phenomena that CNN created
>>81773211
So what young right winger isn't internet active? It's still a bullshit term for new blood in the conservative movement

>>81772719
the shills are going hard.

which hilariously has the opposite effect. There is no way this shit is true.

Makes Jones MORE credible.

>>81773109
>all this hilariously inaccurate armchair psychology
are you the "novelist" from before?

>>81773222
Pence just has that vibe of a repressed gay who grabs male intern's asses.

>>81773263
Why did Colbert bring up the custody battle? Did he want to make himself look more like an asshoke than he already is?

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>>81773233
Oh no, my self-esteem!

>>81773262
same could be said about obama/sjw's/liberals
>>81773303
>Why did Colbert bring up the custody battle?
... because that's the thing that is going on that is in the news right now?

>>81773303
Colbert is a degenerate lying pedophile puppet.

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>>81772499
*blocks your path*

>>81773155
>it's another anit circumcision episode

If you're faggot feelings are so fucking hurt then just don't do it to your kids, babies.

>>81773262
Call it what you wish. Alt-Right was just the label that was assigned by the media.
My point is there is a large group that is the other side of the SJW coin.

>>81772499
>unironically giving Alex Jones attention on MSM

what changed? is it because he interviewed Trump a few times during the campaign?

>>81773330
Not really, SJWs actually embraced the title social justice warrior, people aren't embracing the alt right title because of the stigma liberals are trying to attach to it
>because it's going on in the news right now?
So the mainstream media has to get involved in the personal life of someone who has an alternative point of view in hopes of either destroying his career or taking his kids away? And this is acceptable?

>>81773050
this is the kind of people who think "Drumpf" is funny

>>81773156

Because that's the definition that the media is pushing. A bunch of retards that haven't had any political relevance in decades.

In reality the true "alt right" is just a mishmash of libertarians, nationalists, patriots, anti interventionists, workers, entrepreneurs, centrists, people that have existed forever and been jostled between the parties. There's very little racial about it, which is why despite all the Nazi yelling, Trump didn't lose a single demographic compared to Romney while flipping huge sections of the country. Seriously, he even got more Muslims.

Democrats and libtards abandoned the center and now call it the alt right. Enjoy getting crushed.

>>81772544
I remember not liking Jones for hanging up on Chomsky going "ok goodbye professor Chomsky, you goddamn globalist shill" after just one disagreement following an hour of agreeing with each other

but fucking lol I hope Jones wins against these fags and his witch ex wife

>>81773377
good goy

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>>81773296
That's alot of projecting you're doing, bud.

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>>81772773
You tell me.

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>>81773262
Alt-right is a mostly bullshit but brilliant form of spin by the DNC who needed to try sharpen the usual cries of HITLER and FASCIST and BIGOT that had grown dull in the backs of cowardly neo-cons, thanks to their overuse to the point of meaninglessness.
So the DNC took a tiny, tiny term that only a few people, like Vox Day or say Spencer, were openly using, then threw it out their with the usual vagueness, hoping this would somehow make the usual fear tactics strong again.

What happened instead was rather hilarious, because it was Clinton and because it was so vague, you had people from Savage to Hannity all claiming to be alt-right at first. Because nobody knew what the fuck Clinton meant. Only now after a lot of damage control has it come to mean some vague form of White Supremacy/Identity movement.

Hilarious again, that /pol/ and the chans as a whole, which is most likely the target of the whole thing thanks to the inordinate amount of influence the chans have online, identified it early on as a shill tactic. But now you can recognize the new here by people saying they are or /pol/ is alt-right.

It's a bullshit umbrella term rendered meaningless, essentially a edgy way of differentiating yourself from the usual neo-cons.

>>81773421
>SJWs actually embraced the title social justice warrior
not really, maybe in an ironic way like when alt right people do stuff like the deploraball
>>81773424
>Democrats and libtards abandoned the center and now call it the alt right
lol you're way up your own ass if you think the alt right is the center
>Enjoy getting crushed.
and speaking of being way up your own as... this is the new era of eternal conservatism that will last forever and the pendulum will never ever swing back the other way, right?

>>81773429
Thanks for the (You). Another.

>>81772923
>alt right
>Pls stop
Stop what? It's an accurate label to use, just like SJW for some of the crazies in the left. The crazies on both sides are making each other more and more extreme, which sucks for the rest of us stuck in the middle.

>>81773425
It was retarded and babyish, but on the other hand it was fucking Chomsky.
I love his linguist work, but he is still the epitome of old-school hard Left. For all the baggage that brings.
Must kill him to see what it has become now.

>>81773508
There's nothing ironic about liberals on Twitter calling themselves social justice warriors or working for social justice, they embrace the term because they believe they're "on the right side of history" when they're not

>>81773423
>still going on about the drumpf sketch
it's time to let go

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>>81773441
It's funny that there are people who literally believe criticism of gays and gay "culture" means you are literally a secret homosexual and probably deserved to be raped by pozzed niggers behind the nearest Sizzler.

>>81773109
it's most likely mandated from the top + his own hangups and views. Sam Hyde's text about comedy/Schumer/Ellen having to be ultra political so it disguises the obvious is pretty relevant. It's a perpetual need to never let go, "this shit needs to be stiffled"

>>81773155
yeah their triggered is literally "oh you need a safe space so my wife's violent bf Tyrone wont kill you? Excuse im gonna cry bc of pronouns"

it doesnt work

>>81773377
>just don't do it to your kids
That would require admitting you're a victim.

>>81773421
>>81773508
You guys are both wrong. Hyper-progressives started calling themselves Social Justice Warriors first because of how far their heads are up their own asses.
People start calling them that tongue in cheek because its a name that lacks any self awareness or restraint.

>>81773487
>brilliant spin
>literally gave Trump the ability to say that Hillary thinks "half the country" is deplorable
The Pepe offensive was, unequivocally, the worst political maneuver in decades. It's almost destroyed the Democratic party loose alliance of faggots and Muslims even.

>>81773608
You said it better than me, but that's what I was trying to say, thanks

>>81773540
he used to have pretty relevant stuff to say, but he insists on ignoring the elephant in the room. Sjws, racial/gender politics and corporate jews inciting it because it can be used to control the host population of goym slaves to be demoralized and attacked

>>81773608
>Hyper-progressives started calling themselves Social Justice Warriors first
but that's wrong

>>81773508

Oh sure the pendulum will swing eternally as the groups I listed swing with it. Your idiocy locks you in a retarded team mentality, most of the new right doesn't care about the GOP at all unless they deliver along the new guidelines, while you retards cling to the DNC like a dying man to his IV drip, not caring that the bag is full of cyanide.

As of now though, it's looking like SCOTUS is pretty much out of your grasp for at least 20-30 years though.

>>81773625
This
It made them look desperate and pathetic, and now with all the shilling online and in the media, it's even more pathetic after they lost

>>81773608
>Hyper-progressives started calling themselves Social Justice Warriors first
no it was "shitlords" calling them that sarcastically. Then those fags went "yeah I AM A WARRIOR! LIKE QUEEN BEYONCE DAENERYS YAS SLAY QUEEN"

>>81773599
>victim

>>81773625
The Pepe thing I doubt Clinton knew about, beyond being bewildered at the heckler in the crowd. A guy who was simply putting out when he made a "dubs decide what I do" thread on /pol/, again quite amazing the influence it has.
The online thing was a complete fiasco, they declared war on a meme. Making them instant jokes, not only to the usual armies fighting them but to the larger web as well. It was insane watching Maddow get up and screech about the Amphibian Fourth Reich, and yet the DNC machine couldn't stop itself.

>>81773638
No, it actually isnt

>>81773655
Yep. So this the charchetr assination on Milo and Alex Jones.

Makes them look desperate.

If anything this makes me take Jones more seriously.

>>81773644
i'm not even american, but don't let that stop you from continuing to jerk yourself off

>>81773421
>So the mainstream media has to get involved in the personal life of someone who has an alternative point of view in hopes of either destroying his career or taking his kids away? And this is acceptable?
this really makes it go beyond satire and into territory of sleaze media

colbert is below gawker or those hit pieces on Wygand during the cigarette scandals

>>81773704
>If anything this makes me take Jones more seriously
lol you're literally at the point of just brainlessly kneejerking to whatever the opposite of the mainstream opinion is

>>81773688

That was the brainchild of Shillarys genius communications goon Jennifer Palmieri, you can hear the emotion in her voice as she tries to justify it on the Harvard tape after the election.

>>81773712
>get involved in the personal life of someone who has an alternative point of view in hopes of either destroying his career or taking his kids away?
sorry what? did the mainstream media file for divorce from him?

>>81772499
DONALD

>>81773636
I doubt that Stephen is even aware of society at large. He probably thinks white people are evil because the kikes who write the cheques say it audibly sometimes when he walks by their offices. He is just a castrated coward who would never take a stand because he wants to be "immortalized" in the Hollywood Lexicon.

>>81773704
I would watch Jones over Colbert, that doesn't mean I have to take him seriously.
He's for memes and dreams, not for news.

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>>81773709

>not even American

Explains a lot, desu

>>81773421
>why is this public figure being dissected in the public eye

Hmm...

>>81773753
>He probably thinks white people are evil because the kikes who write the cheques say it audibly sometimes when he walks by their offices
how far up your own (or maybe more accurately the internet's collective) ass do you have to be to actually believe this resembles reality even slightly?

>>81773680
>you aren't a victim if you get part of your dick cut off without your consent
Whatever makes you cope with having your genitalia mutilated, I suppose.

>>81773636
>>81773753
I'm talking about Chomsky, Stephen is just a has-been that was too partisan to realize that beyond some meme wedge issue Obama and Bush were essentially the same kind of creature.

>>81773747
No, Colbert laid out how Jones has to look sane to keep custody of his kids while playing clips of his craziest moments on his show

>>81773730
Oh please give me a link.
This I have to hear.

>>81773795
Smegma

>parodying a parody

>>81773807
yeah my post on the elephant in the room was about chomsky as well

>>81773785
not him, but how deep into television and Spectacle are you? This is obvious now to even non whites. Neocon jews are saying it blatantly

>>81773704

I wasn't sure what to make of Jones at first last year, but just looking at him, he has more comedic talent than Stewart and Colbert by orders of magnitude. As insane as he can sound, he's sincere whereas they're crawled up their own nihilistic asshole.

>>81773729
nigga this shit is being so heavily shilled it's def not true

mam allows only the '''affiliated''' to have an opinion.

not buying this bogus character assassination at fucking all.

>>81773776
But there's a line, especially when you basically are trying to use your show as a tool to fuck over someone in a custody battle, that's fucking low even for Colbert

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>>81773785
It's hyperbole, but Stephen lives in a world very much detached from reality. Gated community, gated friends, gated thoughts, pre-written lines. The only thing he has control over is his facial expressions and even then Xanax has a bigger say than he would like.

>>81773846
Honestly, I thought AJ was a plant.

But this is a textbook (heavily shilled) character assassination.

Makes me take him more seriously.

>>81773091
This is a lie. Just go to the archive. The past few months has been constant Spencer shilling (over 5,000 results within the last 3 months alone), but even before that he was constantly brought up among racial realist circles on Reddit dating as far back as I can tell, about 2012 or so.

>>81773824
I've only heard bits, it was a very long shouting match between the key figures in both campaigns moderated at Harvard or Yale or something.

>>81773842
Bill Kristol literally said it.
No really. Look it up. He really fucking hates the White Working Class.
Always hang a traitor before an enemy Jimbo.

>>81773846
>he's sincere

So why is he arguing we shouldn't take him seriously in court?

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The "Alt-Right" or what ever you want to call them and the SJW are just a result of the growing polarization in the country. Both groups are on the extreme and automatically view someone who doesn't fall with their ideologies as part of the other group. Example: Shill and Bigot, Racist, Islamophobe. Since they got a head start, the SJW are more agressive. Look at what happened in Berkley.

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EVERYYONE IS MAKING FUN OF OUR GUY, ITS NOT FAIL, LET THEM STOP!

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>>81773850
>that's fucking low even for Colbert
Colbert is a fucking pedophile. There is now depth he won't sink to.

>>81773855
>The only thing he has control over is his facial expressions and even then Xanax has a bigger say than he would like.
lol more fantasies that are true because you're surrounded by a bunch of people who will agree with you
>>81773849
>it's getting coverage so it's not true
fucking brilliant 10/10 flawless logic
>>81773813
yeah, really digging up his dirty secrets by playing clips of his show that he broadcasts and archives online and sells adspace with and makes a living on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q

>>81773898
Will these retarded shills ever understand nuance?

You're HELPING Jones' credibility.

Fucking idiots.

>>81773877
He's a showman, for sure. But he was talking about globalism way back in the Bush years and I was like "wtf is he talking about, this doesn't make any sense" but now, I see.

In the end he doesn't have the answers or anything, but his perspective is valuable.

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>>81773855
>Flexing this hard
What a sad strange manlet.

>>81773887
Because he doesn't want to lose custody of his children.

Is this hard for people to grasp?

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>>81773421
>And this is acceptable?
Absolutely. When you're retarded, and refuse to vaccinate children, or scream about having a violent revolution (which you promptly drop a month later when your preferred candidate wins the election), you deserve to have children taken away from you. Especially if you're just doing it as an elaborate piece of performance art.

>>81773907
>pizzagate people are still around
lol

>>81773704
Milo assassinated himself though. He's a fucking idiot. His only talent was getting SJW's angry.

>>81773920
>>it's getting coverage so it's not true
>fucking brilliant 10/10 flawless logic
it's actually a pretty decent rule of thumb.

MSM = all lies all of the time

>>81773920
It's not dirty secrets, it's dirty tactics to use your show as a platform for character assassination, which is exactly what he was trying to do on his show, basically trying to help out his ex wife, so tell me what Colbert has at stake in this? Nothing, he's doing it because he's being told to

>>81773920
That's a nice inversion, since I made the same statement about le Hollywood star stuck in a long term contract to make le funneh facez over top of lines he did not write with neon signs that let his audience of seals know when to clap and when to bark.

>>81773934
agreed. He sure said something to activate the shill army, that's for sure.

>>81773950
Wow, last time I checked none of those issues you listed, whether I agree with them or not, are not illegal and are within the rights of the people
What point are you trying to make other than outing yourself as a leftist twat?

>>81773951
>>81773954
thanks for correcting the record


now kys

>>81773942
not only that, but of course it's a slightly exagerated persona. He's not the same in Rogan's podcast etc.

but to take this and go "no, he's actually crazy. Or all of his stuff are lies - the CIA was never even in south america ever" is ridiculous. But to butt in to fuck him about kids' custody is beyond sleaze

>>81773958
mmm intellectual honesty
>>81773975
>i live in fucking indiana or somewhere but let me tell you exactly what everyone in show business is thinking and what's going on behind the scenes at all times because my internet political circlejerk said that this how all of TEH RICH ELITEZ are
>>81774011
you're supposed to use shareblue now that the election is over, keep your lazy dismissals current
>>81773962
>use your show as a platform for character assassination
how is it assassination? everyone fucking knows about this side of his character

>>81773962
Don't forget:

>clown nose on
>clown nose off

The Daily Show political format is very insidious.

>>81773879
I have been on /pol/ every day since its inception and I had never heard of Spencer until CNN brought him up. He is such an obvious DNC plant that only retards would actually non-ironically follow him or defend him.

>THE ELITES ARE VAMPIRE PEDOPHILES WHO ARE BARELY FROM THIS EARTH
"wow this guy thinks there are people who are richer than others and that they're literally vampires"

>>81773879

When was the election, dipshit?

5000 posts is nothing, there's been more than 10000 Trump generals alone. You have no idea how popular /pol/ got during the election.

>>81774011
wew lad
Thanks for proving me right by calling me a shill because I disagreed with that idiot Milo though. Just like an SJW would call me bigot if I said hijabs are sexist.

>>81773850
>muh safe space
>muh feelings

Comedians taking the piss out of celebrities is as old as time. Doesn't matter if they're being arrested, divorcing someone or any of that crap. Alex Jones made his career out of loudly giving voice to conspiracy theories and denouncing everyone who disagreed with him. Now he's suddenly publicly throwing all of that under the table and everyone is supposed to sit back and just play nice about it?

Nah. Alex wants his privacy? Wants to avoid ridicule? He knows how to do that. Get rid of his show and stop being such a loud dickhead. Until then he's fair game. The general populace clearly agrees or else someone as mainstream as Colbert wouldn't be doing this in the first place.

>>81774056
>How is it assassination
Oh gee I dunno, literally going on your program and exposing Jones to people who have never seen or heard of him and saying how he's in the middle of a custody battle, calling him psycho and showing Cherry picked clips of him going off the rails, even though it's all an act, and trying to paint the portrait that it's not an act and he's insane

>>81774060
he isnt a plant (he says some really relevant shit) and you'd see him mentioned rarely on pol (VERY rarely), but he was obviously given a spotlight by elites to defame and centralize the messy new right (same as calling it "alt right", trying to name it to control it).

He's barely a white nationalist and they were saying he said jews arent people etc

>>81774108
Hello Chaim, how's tricking the goyim going?

>>81773824

It's somewhere in here, the whole thing is over 2 hours long and just shows how ridiculous the whole Shillary team was.

https://youtu.be/K2bvmvFiRfc

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>>81774056
I live in New York. What is your point even?
I already stated I write for a living and know a lot of comedians, some I have written for and worked with. Colbert is not "le elite", he's a borken man who just wants the smiles of his studio audience but he doesn't even get to make his own material any more. Anybody who tells jokes or writes will tell you the entire drive to do so is the feeling of delivering your own material. Otherwise? You're stuck asking crowds if "there are any married people in the room" and getting paid flat fees to do sets on fucking elderly cruise lines. You only do that because you need the money, so I say again, why does Colbert continue with this? Is he this banal that he enjoys these jokes that literally fall apart without generous studio audience direction and editing?

>>81774108
>Wants to avoid ridicule? He knows how to do that. Get rid of his show and stop being such a loud dickhead.
subtle

>>81772499
And here goes a coordinated attack on Alex including hourly threads full of shills and parodies on (((comedy shows))). Yeah, you won't win. Us Alex Jones fans believe that water makes frogs gay, you need to bring your game to a new level to change our minds.

>>81774116
what's funny is that quote they had from Trump on his show was directed at his viewers, not at Jones.

>>81773420
It's because his audience is huge right now and late night is about telling people how to think rather than actual entertainment

>>81774136
Well its too late at this point, he and Milo are unsalvageable. At least Alex is so ridiculous that even Colbert cant properly mock him without coming across milquetoast in his act.

>>81773942

So he's a coward?

Also, a question: if you're doing something publicly that in court could make you seem unhinged or otherwise a questionable choice to be a responsible father do you really have a right to bitch when said court system comes a knockin'? I guess this is just a natural extension of the "free speech shouldn't have consequences" crowd.

>Disregard everything I say, do or believe! It only matters when it suits me, otherwise it's all an act!

Sack up Jones. Other conservatives don't seem to have trouble keeping their children, maybe stop and realize you're the problem here? I sure as hell wouldn't want my kids hanging around that dude.

>>81773517
And idiots in both camps deny both alts.

>>81773855
>Why does he still have the double chin?

>>81773879
/pol/ only talks about Spencer when Spencer is being embroiled into things as a useful boogeyman. Like David fucking Duke.
Those posts are all talking about him being talked about, he is not and has never been a figure that is followed.

>>81774236
both are fine, stop being a faggot.

The left doesnt drop Lena Dunham after saying she molested her sister, or Takei for saying the same thing Milo did. They live through saying outrageous shit and breaking taboos while you're apologizing

>>81773327
are you this guy? he has links on his blog to 4chan so it could be you.
http://thereisnothinglikecoldwater.blogspot.com/2016/09/the-neet-diary.html

>>81774155
Cheers m8, I'll watch it later. It's so late I actually might start agreeing with their logic.

>>81774116
>people who have never seen or heard of him
oh fucking please lol everyone knows about alex jones by now
>trying to paint the portrait that it's not an act and he's insane
i think you're reading a little bit too far into it
>>81774161
>Anybody who tells jokes or writes will tell you the entire drive to do so is the feeling of delivering your own material. Otherwise? You're stuck asking crowds if "there are any married people in the room" and getting paid flat fees to do sets on fucking elderly cruise linesyup, those are deifinitely the only options. nothing retarded about this dichotomy whatsoever
>why does Colbert continue with this? Is he this banal that he enjoys these jokes that literally fall apart without generous studio audience direction and editing?
maybe if you werent autistic and could understand human emotions you could see him enjoying his job
>>81774220
>late night is about telling people how to think
lol the jokes about the things you like are all a conspiracy by teh jooz to make sheeples fall in line, right? no way anybody who hasnt been brainwashed could form a different opinion than you when presented with the same evidence

>>81774249
>So he's a coward?
this is beyond a antisemitic caricature

if someone wrote a character Evil Kike that talked like you it'd be too on the nose

>>81774302
Milo defended pedophilia and Richard Spencer is a nazi in the eyes of normies, why would you want to associate with them? Why should we sink to the level of the left? The right is not about inclusivity for everyone.

>>81774304
no

>>81774374
>/pol/ curls up in its jewhating safety blanket to stave off the harsh realities of another day

>>81772719
>a comedian presenting insane views as a joke to people who are in on the joke is the same as someone acting as if the insane views were real to an audience that believes those views
???

>>81774404
that guy also reads mangas and uploads the videos to youtube
im gonna assume its you

>>81774392
because everyone is a "nazi" for "normies". And Milo basically just said he was fine after being fucked by someone older, no different from Takei

you're just being a coward because you're afraid of optics

>>81774356
>see him enjoying his job
I just laid out why it isn't actually very enjoyable, aside from money (which he already made) to read pre-written jokes off a teleprompter. The only remaining options are insecurity or deep-seeded mental illness. I guess maybe he could be remote controlled by reptoids or whatever, but why go that far? He's a one note pony who failed branching out and had to return to the format he abandoned.

>>81774356
>Oh fucking please lol everyone knows about Alex Jones
No, not really maybe if you spend a lot of time on the internet everyday you might, but most don't
>I think you're reading too far into it
No, this is an analysis of what I've seen last night and what I've seen from late night hosts over the 34+ years in my life, it's been slowly going this way since Bush/Gore

>>81774458
of course


these shills are just trying to shut down dissenting opinions (aka reality)

it's obvious bullshit

>>81774434
I said you were acting like a antisemitic caricature, like someone reading ancient blood libels as a lifestyle guide

>>81774445
i know right, why do people think aj and colbert are the same, when any sane person knows AJ is acting while colbert and his cult followers belive every insane bs he spouts?

>>81774492
How am I a shill for saying that the right wing would be better off for distancing themselves from Richard fucking Spencer? I will give you Milo because I genuinely feel bad for him but come on if you think REDICE is going to win over the majority of the population and push us away from the faggy liberal shit then you are deluded.

>>81774392
>why would you want to associate with them

Hint: because they agree with them. Also, there isn't really much to conservative ideology nowadays so anyone who pisses of liberals is immediately a folk hero to many on the right. Doesn't matter what they actually believe in (hello Alex Jones).

>>81774478
>I just laid out why it isn't actually very enjoyable, aside from money (which he already made) to read pre-written jokes off a teleprompter. The only remaining options are insecurity or deep-seeded mental illness.
dang it, i forgot that you were objectively correct and know everybody's motivations for everything, and also that the dichotomies you present are fully informed and unquestionably accurate.

>>81774551
>the right wing
not a person

>>81774606
You know what I mean. Anyone who considers themselves conservative or right leaning.

>>81774484
>No, not really maybe if you spend a lot of time on the internet everyday you might, but most don't

You think a major network talk show host doing a bit on Alex Jones doesn't immediately invalidate this claim?

>>81772499
Test

>>81774558
Nice blanket ad hominem, but most people with a brain who think conservatively don't prop anyone up as a folk hero because no one is trustworthy, whether some talking head on TV, some asshole "journalist" or editor, or a politician
Those who look for heroes are feeble minded

>>81772544
>its a libs spread someone elses message for them for free episode

>>81773838
>smegma has known anti-biotic properties, protecting the tissue from STI to a degree
>"EWWWWW ICKY CUT IT OFF CUT IT OFF"

>>81774636
I mean now alot more people know who he is, but before that segment I would say no, most didn't know who he was

>>81774655
>>81774671
leave the basement sometime, people know about alex jones

>>81772499
i like colbert.... but why is he mocking America? (jacket).... Alex Jones normally wears a suit right?

>>81774594
>know everybody's motivations for everything
I know actual Comedians, and know actual Writers, and I know WHY they do what they do and what they get out of it. I don't need to know much else. An example is the cover band that plays at the cumbucket bar around the corner from your house. They won't make it big or anything, they just want to have some fun and make a little money. Now what if that cover band was already rich and didn't get to play the instruments, they just had to stand there and lip-sync. They do not get to choose the songs and don't even get to hold instruments. Would you maybe question why they were doing whatever the fuck it is they were doing?

>>81774635
They don't make decisions in unison.

I don't even vote.

I however am not an idiot, and know this Alex Jones story is a smear job.

>>81774660
Thanks for the (You). Another.

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>>81774697
>he thinks the average person knows about Info Wars

>>81774645

I'd be more inclined to agree if someone wasn't having to argue about why the right should distance itself from Milo or Richard Spencer.

See also: Donald Trump. It doesn't matter to many conservatives what your actual policies are whether currently or in the past. As long as you push the right buttons you'll get support.

>>81774708
>but why is he mocking America? (jacket)
it's a letter jacket because he compared him to a rabid high school coach earlier in the bit
>>81774722
>and didn't get to play the instruments, they just had to stand there and lip-sync.
he still gets to riff on the written material and interview the guests. also why are you acting like it would be so torturous to read jokes from writers that you like about things you find funny?
>>81774752
aww, am i shattering your delusion of being SO LE REDPILLED compared to TEH BLUEPILLED NORMEEZ

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>>81774786
>info wars is not very popular
>aww, am i shattering your delusion of being SO LE REDPILLED compared to TEH BLUEPILLED NORMEEZ

>>81774697
Not really, maybe a bunch of liberals do because there was a piece on Salon or Huff Post and they looked into it, but most older Dems and Conservatives have no clue who he is, maybe you're the one who needs to get out of the basement and go for a walk, meet some people, enjoy life

>>81774786
>he still gets to riff on the written material and interview the guests. also why are you acting like it would be so torturous to read jokes from writers that you like about things you find funny?
You obviously don't know anyone creative so I will spare you the task of wrapping your head around very obvious concepts.

The interview is just marketing, he doesn't write the questions, pick the guests, the direction, the timing, the length, he doesn't pick anything but facial expressions. You seem to live in a kayfabe world and I don't want to break that illusion for you. Money is the motivator, secondary would be "fame", wanting fame is, in itself, a massive character flaw, making him a fucked up person in general.

>>81774671

Colbert is not some underground comedian bringing niche figures to the forefront. Alex Jones was on The Eric Andre Show for crying out loud. He had a cameo in A Scanner Darkly. People know about Alex Jones.

>>81774755

Policies don't matter but conservatives didn't support McCain or Romney or Jeb because buttons?

Lol, you faggots are hopeless.

>>81773155

I don't understand how anyone has trouble with the idea that maybe we shouldn't be mutilating boys dicks before they can even legally drink alcohol or get a tattoo.

>>81774928
>Eric Andre
Niche program shown on cartoon Network who's key demographic is 18-25, stop acting like your age group is everyone
>A Scanner Darkly
Great film I'll admit, but no one knew who he was then or now, again stop thinking everyone who like a a particular movie or is in a specific demographics is everyone

>>81774928

I've watched obscure prewar Japanese films and lost Ophuls.

I'll never watch Linklater because he's a talentless faggot.

>>81774871
>maybe a bunch of liberals do because there was a piece on Salon or Huff Post and they looked into it
lol you really do believe in this delusion that everyone just sticks exclusively to the media outlets that they agree with and only you people have figured out how to look at other people's
>>81774923
>You obviously don't know anyone creative
i guess that's the next baseless piece of bullshit you need to feed yourself to maintain your self image lol
>he doesn't pick anything but facial expressions
see how little you know? you've just invented shadowy behind the scenes executives and assigned them a fictional degree of control and think there's no way you could be wrong becuz DOOD I KNO COMEDIANS
>>81775003
lol keep twisting in the wind. it's like you've transferred the 4chan secret internet clubhouse mentality to your shitty alternative media outlets

>>81774697
No they don't
My family does but that's just because I have a crazy uncle who's unironically believed everything he's said for years.
I didn't even know it was Alex Jones himself he listened to until a recent discussion where he was named.

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>>81774928
>The Eric Andre Show
no one watches that show

>A Scanner Darkly
what?

this is probably the most exposure Info Wars has ever gotten

>>81774928
>people know Weev because Cum Town mentioned him
this is blatant sleaze hit piece to fuck over a guy during his divorce jewing

>>81773159
what is with Tucker Carlson's face, can he understand English? No matter who he talks to, when he's not talking, he looks like he's trying to piece together the English language.

>>81775150
>fuck over
are divorce hearings decided by popular vote now? his wife was already using the clips from the show in her case

>>81774928
>bringing niche figures to the forefront
thats exactly what he just did

I see Jones has 3 times his usual viewers today on YouTube... this shilling is really paying off for him.

>>81772855
Tomi Lahren you fucking retard.

>>81775179
manufactured consensus pushes people. A wife's jew lawyer saying x isnt the same as "everyone thinks x, only idiots doesnt think so"

>>81775251
>manufactured
lol it's the be4st when you people act like all opinions that arent yours are a conspiracy

>>81775003

Jesus dude, there is no assumption. He's on basic cable. He's had features done about him in Rolling Stone, The New York Times, the New Yorker...how much more mainstream can you get? He gets about the same weekly audience that Bill O'Reilly gets. Trump apparently called him after he won the presidency. Like, what is your standard here for being known exactly?

first snl, then homeland, and now colbert

there's clearly an agenda at play here, considering nobody in the msm cared about AJ before the election

>>81774671
And don't forget that both Hillary and Obama both came out whining about Jones and Infowars in huge tv spots in the election run up.

>HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GUY TRYING TO SEE HIS KIDS, WHAT AN IDIOT.

Liberal ""comedians"" in a nutshell

>Colbert has 3-5M viewers
>uses that time to give Info Wars a shoutout

maybe Colbert is /ourguy/

>>81775309
it's just coincidence all 7 talk show hosts push the same ultra faggot liberalism still inside the parameters of capitalism and militarism

also apparently manufactured isnt allowed anymore, goodbye noam chomsky

>>81775052
>hadowy behind the scenes executives
The Publicists and agents of celebrities have more control over the interview than Stphen does. Hundreds of millions of dollars are at stake with the latest movie or TV show or album, Stephen's job is to smile and make them look relatable. Do you know anything about anything? Do you think late Show hosts are Psychic when they asks their guests leading questions that lead to anecdotes?

>>81775052
As opposed to the pretentiousness you're putting on display in your posts? I don't have alternative media outlets because I don't pay attention to the news, sorry not everyone shares the same viewpoint as you

>>81775397
these people think Colbert is just being casual and celebrities know exactly how to tell a story in a precise funny way (it just happens that Colbert asked a question that lead to it)

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>mfw this thread is allowed to stay up no problem but my BDH thread that presented an actual topic got saged

>>81775397
you know there's room between "he only picks facial expressions" and "WHAT SO HE JUST SAYS WHATEVER HE WANTS AND MAGICALLY KNOWS WHAT STOREIS TEH GUESTS HAVE???"

but then again, you've shown that really shitty and stupid dichotomies are the only ones you're really willing to set up

Weird how bothered the left are by this so-called "Total joke of a Conspiracey Theorist" though.

>>81775458
weird how bothered the right are by this so called "cuck shill lamestream media (((comedian)))" though

>>81772499
god I'm so fucking sick of politics

just end it all in nuclear fire already

>>81775426
There's about 3 or 4 Jones threads up right now.
Good publicity for Infowars. The Mods are obviously fans.

>>81775458
We can't allow him to have the airwaves.

>>81775426
You were wondering which look was best for her, fuck off waifufag

>>81775372
>drug smoking degenerate who believes in interdimensional holographic child molesting aliens should have children

>all the alex jonesfags in this thread resorting to ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY XD when they get laughed at

>>81775458
I don't think anyone is bothered by Alex. He's an amusing freakshow that people find amusing.

>>81775425

Man, you have no concept of charisma do you?

>>81775481
>on broadcast television with a nightly audience of 3-5million viewers vs a yelling water filter salesman who has 300k subscribers

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>>81775449
>muh dichotomies
Get over yourself. Stephen is a caged animal who makes funneh faces in front of a crowd cued to respond to funneh faces. This has been my point this entire time. I guess maybe you think it's natural for a guy to just like, love marketing and being a part of the latest ad campaign the executives lined up for him.

It's pretty amusing how asshurt you are that there are people who don't gush over "pop culture" bobbleheads like Colbert.

Yet here we all are talking about Jones.
A cranium cruncher for sure lads.

>Infowars reaches an audience of 6 million
>6 million people who believe a guy who screams about psychic vampire pedophiles using technology from the fallen one to build an AI based on the neuron-like activity of mankind, ending consciousness as we know it

Fucking insane

>>81775536
they literally write up stories for celebrities and give questions on little cards to colbert. They're selling a product and millions are on the line, they're not looking to make you special snowflake laugh. Celebs are usually pretty dull and void of charisma

Fergunson used to try to avoid the format and the humor was how unTalkshow and awkward it all was

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>>81775570
>t's pretty amusing how asshurt you are that there are people who don't gush over "pop culture" bobbleheads like Colbert.
lol right, that's exactly what we've been talking about all this time. certainly hasn't been you pretending to know the inner workings of show business and me pointing out that you actually don't and are actually hilariously uninformed. now you have to pretend i said that there are absolutely no external influences in a late night interview so you look reasonable by comparison

>>81775501
That thread had actual discussion about her movies in it. This thread is just arguing about bullshit that isn't /tv/ related. Dumb faggot lmao

>>81775589
your dad is a psychic vampire pedophile

>>81775640
That stupid fucking thread was just waifuposting
lmao at ur life

>>81775589
>the kardashians have 100M social media followers
>Fast and Furious 8 will be the biggest movie of all time
etc

>>81775589
>libtards can't handle conservative radio so they make up shit like this

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>>81775674
You want to know how I know you weren't there?

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>>81775631
>lol
you do know that you write """""lol""""" in every fucking post of yours, right?

>>81775589
Not everyone who listens believes him. Some watch ironically because it's funny to watch an angry sweaty red potato man scream about gay frogs and vampires.

>>81775705
Oh I was there, all it was was permavirgins arguing over which hair color they liked her in more
lelfaggots

>>81775708
sorry i meant TOP KEK MY SIDES HAVE ENTERED ORBIT
do i fit in yet?

>this guy and russia rigged the election

brutal

>>81775610

What evidence do you have of any of this? Writing stories? You think it's impossible the people have honest stories to tell the host? Perhaps practiced over years of being interviewed? And your accusation that most celebrities are boring, how many do you know personally exactly? This all seems like a lot of work for what an average person could easily assume is two people who enjoy talking (especially about themselves) shooting the shit inbetween hocking a movie or whatever.

>>81775680
Ask your boy Alex about the 12 dimensions of consciousness and how the elites are trying to build a breakaway civilization to ascend to higher levels and leave humanity behind.

>>>/wsg/1622201

>>81773222
That cuck can't and won't do anything about though.

>>81775731
This guy had nothing to do with it. He just reads the scripts he's given by his government handlers and pushes the approved narrative of the day.

>>81775730
lol, so quirky xD

>>81775484
board culture. infowars has always been welcome on /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAlexJonesChannel/videos

this guy seems to average 25k views a video

look for yourself

>>81772544
Because the old cuck media is dying and wants to ride on the tailcoats of the alternative outlets.

If this means attacking political opposites then that is what will happen.

They want to draw in people who are outraged or annoyed in order to simply boost their viewer stats.

>>81775248
>Tomi Lahren
who is that?

>>81775748
>two people who enjoy talking (especially about themselves) shooting the shit inbetween hocking a movie or whatever.
wtf mang are you serious?

this isnt some industry secret, pre interviews and writers helping is a known thing and so common knowledge that even during Larry Sanders it wasnt shown as a shocking reveal but just industry day to day thing

Yfw Alex is both realer news AND funnier comedy

These old mainstream meteor must feel threatened the Internet water filters salesmen are making more business than them

>>81775788
www.quantcast.com/infowars.com#trafficCard

>>81775808
>Because the old cuck media is dying
yup. They're in full on panic mode. Hence this shit.

>>81775827

So do you have any direct evidence of a celebrity rattling off a fake story that was written by someone else?

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>>81773155

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>>81775536
Johnny Carson was charisma.
Colbert is le funneh face man who has to lean on dead Bill O'Reilly gimmick because he died on the vine playing himself.

>>81775827
writers/pre interviews still doesnt mean what you're seeing is scripted to the letter though

>>81775940

Died on the vine? He beats Fallon every so often in ratings and we even have a thread now talking about him. I'd say he's about as successful as he can be in his current job.

>>81773155
Man, people just do not give a fuck if it's about men and boys. If a woman feels cold because of her air conditioner in the office it gets to be on the fucking news, but if a man feels bad because they cut part of his dick off as a baby then they're a snowflake. Holy shit.

I'm not even an American nor am I circumcised but it still pisses me off to no end.

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>>81775953
>have 90 seconds to promote film
>think those 90 seconds are left to chance

>>81775953
no of course not, it isnt a literal scripted thing ("you say x and then look at Andy before Conan asks a second question" etc)

but people who think they havent screened 5 or 6 stories with the writers to see which one could be interesting and made better has to be a complete idiot (on the level of "this teen star/ ariel winter has such charisma and a great sense of humor and back and forth")

>>81776014
He was dead last for a while, bruh.

>>81772773
it was all memes, jokes, and banter until the socially inept teenagers and the midlife crisis adults came and took everything seriously

>attack Trump for his entire canpaign

>rally almost the entire mainstream brigade around the world against him

>give him the equivalent of hundreds of millions in free coverage

>think people are listening

>Trump wins

As someone that doesn't live in the US, these people will never learn will they?

I will have a look at Alex Jones tonight I think since they seem to want me to do the opposite so much.

>>81775728
So you were there but you're lying about what you saw. Interesting.

>>81776071
>As someone that doesn't live in the US
stop posting about it then
fucking obsessed euros

BALEX GLONES

>>81776076
Not lying at all, you're thread was nothing but waifu worship which is the reason your shitty thread 404'd/Saged into the trashcan where it belonged

>>81776158
Now anon, you know we don't like liars around here.

>into the trashcan where it belonged

>in a thread that has been nothing but politics

lelmao

>>81776071
Trump lost by 3 million votes and has the lowest first year approval rating ever recorded. America hates him.

>>81773296
>all homophobes are closet cases

this is my least favorite meme

>>81776186
No, this thread is discussing Stephen Colbert's late night program and the topics discussed within which is allowed on this board
Waifu worship is not allowed on this board
Deal with it permavrg

>>81776238
No, it's nothing but political discussion.

>>81772499
Jesus this is pathetic.

>>81776260
No, it's been discussing topics and issues that were presented in the television program
BDH posting is waifu worship

>>81772499
So is he the new current year man?

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>>81776219

Lol, what does that mean if he keeps beating your faggot asses then?

>>81776226
That's because you're a stupid piece of shit clinging to a false idea ie "all homophobes" when it's just *most* of ém.

>>81776304
Why do you keep lying?

>>81776364
most islamophobes are closeted muslims

most leftwingers hate rightwingers because they're secretly rightwing

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It's almost like the alt-right and extreme conservatives, a subgroup of politics who entire foundation is being butthurt and telling yourself you're a super special inherently superior man but you ended up trailer trash failure because a super secret plot by everyone else in the world, jews, blacks, mexicans, muslims, feminists, liberals, cats, dogs, etc. is keeping you down and stealing your rightful place as a king of the world..

It's almost like the beliefs of such a group are a defense mechanism against realizing they're just shit failures in life, not the superior examples of superior men they wish to be, the very examples of inferiority...and as a defense mechanism, a mental illness of weak men....they are easily manipulated by conmen...the simplest tool of the conman is to tell someone exactly what they want to hear about the secret jewblackicanfem plot and validate their childish emotions.

But clearly, none of this is true, I'm a super secret spy sent by (((them))), you're totally redpilled and trump is gonna call you and personally trickle down his wealth onto you via high paying coal mining jobs any day now...just sit and wait by the phone.

>>81776014
>(((ratings)))


you idiots really need to come up w/ some new bullshit

>>81776397
>telling yourself you're a super special inherently superior man
where do you people read this shit?

how can you hope to defeat them when you dont understand basic shit about their positions? 90% of pol and pepe posting is basically low self steem dudes shitting on themselves

>>81776437
They have. (((Twitter followers))) anf (((Facebook likes)))

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>>81776397

>faggot leftist 2 questions the reasoning of faggot leftist 1

Beautiful.

>>81776341
>Trump won the election therefore he is doing a good job

Only Trump supporters can't see how flawed this logic is.

Also I didn't know getting your ass beat on the travel ban and healthcare qualified as winning.

>>81773556
Everyone believes they are right.

>>81776512

I didn't know getting a SCOTUS seat and diminishing Ryan while building up foreign alliances wasn't winning.

Sure you guys won at Healthcare right away. Won so hard the country turned red. Everyone loves Obongo care!

>>81776477
>90% of pol and pepe posting is basically low self steem dudes shitting on themselves
That's kind of what he's saying anon.

>>81776341
Trump lost the popular vote, the approval ratings, lost the battle for healthcare, lost his executive orders that were blocked, lost the support of his own voters by bombing Syria. Trump is a loser.

>>81776598
they literally never bang on about being "some superior aryan" or whatever strawnazi liberals learned from hollywood.

they think Richard Spencer says "jews arent people, we must kill all blacks". It's infantile.

>>81776392
It's not lying, it's the truth, Sigourney Weaver said so

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>>81776626

He'll also lose the White House after 8 years, that loser!

>>81776527
No one's on the right side of history though, we're all fucked

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>>81776686
Sigourney said that? Damn...

>>81773898
C-c-cuck!?

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>>81776598
isn't that the truth?

>>81776574
>SCOTUS seat
How is this impressive? It's supposed to be filled. The Republicans also filled it at the cost of permanently changing the structure of nominating people to the supreme court, which will net them short term gains at long term losses.

>"Foreign alliances"
Relations with Russia are worse than ever. Trump is getting sucked into the Syrian civil war. He has no idea how to handle North Korea. He actually offered China beneficial trade deals that harm American workers in exchange for help with North Korea, because he doesn't know what to do.

North Korea is particularly hilarious. This is a real quote from our president on Chinese and North Korean relations:

>“After listening for 10 minutes, I realized it’s not so easy"
>“I felt pretty strongly that they had a tremendous power [over] North Korea. ... But it’s not what you would think.”

The man actually, legitimately thought dealing with North Korea would be easy, because he'd just suck up to China and China would make the problem go away. Instead he learned that it's a complicated situation. He could also have learned this from any of his foreign policy experts, or a simple google search. Instead he looked like a moron while the Chinese president explained basic facts to him.

But yeah, keep focusing on how he won the election, as if that somehow makes this other shit irrelevant.

>>81772499
What happened to Colbert? He used to do terrific impressions on his old show, this was sort of weak.

>>81776780
wait a minute, you mean the nazis... omg.

omg does that mean muslims dont love trannies, mexicans dont love gays and palestinians dont want my jewish dick inside their sister?

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>>81776757
Yeah, it was right before she stopped being a janny here

>>81776780
Holy shit, it's like a bunch of Dunlendings getting together for a session of "WE WUZ KANGS WULF DID NOHTING WRONG".

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>>81776791

This coming from the party of Harry Reid, lol.

Plus SCOTUS only used to need 50+ until very recently, we just went back to the old way. It couldn't be more obvious from the rest of your shit that you read Huffingpaint all day, trying to paint Trump as bad foreign policy when Obongo set the world on fire. The Chinese wouldn't even let him out of Air Force One!

>>81776711
>8 years
He'll be in prison in 1 year. He'll likely die in there at his age.

>>81776918
>he'll be in prison in 1 year
ZOMG GUISE SKREENCAP THIS

>>81776885
Trump has been in office 60 days. So far he's
>Bombed Syrian airforce
>Threatened to escalate the war there
>Dropped bombs on US allies in Syria
>Bombed Afghanistan
>Threatened to nuke North Korea
>Threatened China over NK
>Threatened Russia over Syria

The man is causing a million fires across the world at once.

>>81776885
>He can't actually justify Trump's shitty foreign policy so he claims a liberal media conspiracy instead

Sad!

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>>81776990
>America first

>>81777032
It's pretty obvious the whole "America first" thing was just for votes. Now that he's in office he's put wall street globalists in charge of everything and his foreign policy is directly from the neocons.

>Trump supporters will call this 96th dimensional chess as a defense mechanism to avoid realizing they got played

>>81776990
Which allies did he drop bombs on?
He bombed a bunker in Afghanistan that had ISIS members in it, how is that a bad thing?
Fuck North Korea, and both China and Russia said the same without any intimidation, what the fuck are you on about?

>>81777225
>doesn't follow the news
>still believes in Trump
kek

>U.S.-led coalition accidentally bombs Syrian allies, killing 18
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/04/13/u-s-led-coalition-accidentally-bombs-syrian-allies-killing-18/

>>81777354
>Syrian Allies
You mean ISIL?
>linking WaPo
Kys, I'll never read that rag again since Bezos bought it, it used to be a publication that was honorable, now it's basically premium HuffPo

>>81777433
Are you actually fucking retarded? The allies are the rebels who are not ISIS. And why the fuck would you think ISIL (Islamic State in LIBYA) would by in Syria? ISIS (Islamic State in SYRIA) is in Syria you fucking mongoloid.

>>81777558
>In Libya
It actually stands for in the Levant if you had actually been paying attention to the news, so quit feigning superiority when everyone knows ISIS/ISIL are the Syrian "rebels" the news talks about because they were created by the CIA and Mossad to be a disruptive force in the ME and cause instability for Israel's sake because Islamic nation's in chaos is exactly what Bibi wants

>>81777646
>muh CIA meme
Hilarious. ISIS was created in Syria by the local people as a direct response to Putin's friend Assad who was created by the Russian intelligence agencies. If Russia would stop supporting dictators this wouldn't happen.

>>81777697
Whatever you say friend, keep up the good work defending who you work for

>>81775680

>so they make up shit like this

>defending alex jones
>when you haven't even listened to him

>>81777697

>Assad was created by Russia

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>81772499
Alex Jones already is a character though?