Amy Schumer to Star in Comedy ‘I Feel Pretty’

Comedy sounds about right.

>>81771122
Haha it's funny because she is grotesque.

>DUDE I'M DISGUSTING!
>yeah, I know
>EXCUSE ME? NOT COOL BRO!

>>81771122
Yasssss slaaaaay Queen. Can't wait for more vagina goo jokes

I wish amy schumer would have sex with me, but alas I am far too attractive for her

>>81771236
How does she keep getting roles?

Until she drops out like she did with Barbie.

>>81771291
>How does she keep getting roles?
How does she keep getting rolls?

>>81771122

Who keeps making these threads? Why do people who hate outrage culture take part in it?

>tfw " Amy Schumer to Star in..."

Why do they keep trying to force her onto the american audience?

>>81771291
I'll give you one guess for (((who))) keeps hiring her.

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>>81771337
It was bait, trolled u hard m8

>>81771122
>‘I Feel Pretty’
Like? a barnyard?

>>81771233
this post is exactly why women will never be as good as men as comedians

Why is Amy Schumer being pushed so hard?

Is it actually because she's unattractive and people say that to her face? Is it all about pity?

People keep saying Amy Schumer is ugly. But that's the fucking point. I'm ravenously attracted to white trash whores like her; the kind of girl you'd never in a million years take home to mother, because you're embarrassed at the prospect of actually being seen in public with her, let alone by your family. She exudes a sense of "fuck me and then kill me if you want afterward," as if she doesn't care about life or herself even a little bit, and that's a kink of mine. She looks strung out, doped, flying high. But I'd swirl my tongue around her asshole in a dumpster behind a gas station.

Locking this thread.

>>81771373
why dont (((they))) hire someone more marketable?

hollywood really is trying to convince us that schumer isn't hideously ugly aren't they

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>>81771122
>Her latest standup special flopped
>Her latest movie flopped
>Hollywood are still forcing her into comedy roles despite no one liking her

>>81771291
Her uncle is the highest ranking elected Democrat in the country.

>>81771685

Seek help.

>>81771311

This. Shes done. Producers will keep 'casting' her to get attention to their movies and then she will drop out for whatever reason.

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>>81771685
Surely you don't need to be in the dumpster, maybe you can just stand behind it.

>>81771122
From (((marc silverstein)))

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>>81773221

>>81771122
Yeah, a little too much. Despite her self-promotion and disgusting behavior, sometimes I feel sorry for that fat whale.

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>>81771373

>>81771291
Check her ethnicity. It will reveal the secret.

>>81772964
Because they'd lose their marionette Chuck Schumer if his niece were to be neglected.
Somebody's gotta push that gun control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3WJ_b-v24A

>>81773358
Kek.

>>81771122

>"I feel pretty"
>"Oh nononononono, you guys need to photoshop me for this poster!!!"