>This generation's Darth Vader

>>81770509
Thats a big chin.

>>81770509
>hasn't appeard in any movie yet

>>81770509

>will be effortlessly beaten like all the other marvel villains


is there some Disney mandate preventing villains from being threatening or something?

>>81770719
He's appeared in multiple movies. Some of the most successful movies of the last two decades. Cry harder DCuck

>>81770509
DC's going to have a problem when they introduce Darkseid and he has the same body type as Thanos.

Even though in reality, Thanos is copied from Darkseid. Marvel just introduced Thanos first.

i forget who this guy is every time i see him

Thanos looks so retarded they're going to have their work cut out making him an interesting and threatening villain.

I've never read any of Marvel's comics though, so maybe there is some cool plot in there somewhere. Maybe someday they'll incorporate some into the films.

>>81770756
>He's appeared in multiple movies. Some of the most successful movies of the last two decades. Cry harder DCuck
cameos don't count

>>81770756
hahahahahahahah only cameos dude

and credit scenes

Nobody cares about Thanos anymore

Marvel took too much time to show Thanos and now people don't even remember him

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>>81770509
So if he moves his arms do his armrests fly away?

>>81770790

He has a silly magic glove. Should make for a good toy to sell to the goyim.

>>81770509
What a stupid looking creature. Looks like one of those purple raisin guys got rich and tacky.

>spend 15 movies setting up Gilbert Grape
>Justice League cucks you before you can get your movie out next year

lol

>>81770981
Came here to post this

>>81770509
Unless he's going to be radically different from his comic version, his character or function in the story aren't anything like Vader.

>>81770509
No, that title's shared between three of Benedict Cumberbatch's roles.

Thanos has literally done less than me on a lazy Sunday on-screen so far. If anything he's this generation's Boba Fett

>>81770790
Pretty much, yeah. Hilariously they actually buffed Dormamu a shitton from his comic counterpart, so the Eye of Agamotto working on him means some serious Infinity Stone wank is in play. Don't even get me started on Thor smacking the Aether out of Malekith.

Thanos' motivation literally boils down to being a cosmic cuck. His waifu is Death, who he interprets as a pretty goth lady like the Endless' Death but with longer hair, more makeup and fancier dresses. Except Death has a thing for Deadpool, so Thanos spends most of his time trying to kill lots of people to earn goodboy points.

Except Death makes a point of ignoring him.

>>81770509
Literally who?

Who???

>>81770792
>>81770948
>nobody cares about Thanos anymore

Who's nobody? Normies?

how big his dick is?

Ask anybody who Thanos is or show them this pic, OP. Nobody knows this guy. They may as well recast him for Infinity Wars and save themselves a penny or two

>>81770509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
Literally

>>81771230
Pretty sure OP means iconic supervillain not literal Vader analogue

>>81770509
A chair doesn't seem to make sense in space desu

>>81770509
>wasting fuel on arm rest rockets

>>81771400
Let me blow your mind with Silver Surfer.

>>81770509
That's some goofy ass fuck right there

>>81771324
You know what they say about men with big infinity gauntlets.

He's overcompensating

>>81771335
>>81771308
>>81771288
>in a daring twist, Toy Story 5 opens with Mr. Potato Head's long-lost evil twin brother Mr. Eggplant Head returning from the Lay-Z-Boy dimension

>>81771400
It's a throne. Like the throne of fucking Azathoth, but lamer.

Except that Darth Vader is every generation's Darth Vader now.

>>81771424
I dunno, you could maybe argue he is surfing on cosmic radiation like the solar winds and shit? I don't pay attention to capeshit so I dunno if they ever explain other than "lol he's the silver surfer I ain't gotta explain shit", but when we're talking about shit in space, you could possibly stretch that one if you try.

>>81771506
You say that like Sheev isn't our personal Darth Vader

>>81771454
boring ass regular aeons/10, needs more DOOTing mini eldritch abominations

More like this generation's Ivan Ooze

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>This generation's Darth Vader

>>81770509
>cast boring, flash in the pan actor with a boring voice to play him
>modulate the fuck out of his voice to make it more menacing
Why the fuck didn't they just cast Michael Ironside to voice Thanos? He would have been infinitely better and served as a giant middle finger to DC.

>>81770981
In space no one can hear you meme.

>>81770790
>I've never read any of Marvel's comics though
stopped reading there

>>81770509
Why do adults watch capeshit? I stopped enjoying it when I was 8, and I'm not sure if I became boring or if most people are just literal plebs and retards.

>>81771955
>why do people enjoy fun?
You didn't become boring, you became autismo.

>>81772060
Is it actually fun to watch plot armored special snowflake good guys with magic powers defeat one-dimensional bad guys over and over again?

>>81770981
I think Negan is this generation's Darth Vader. He'll probably end up being Carl's real father.

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>>81770509

>>81772266
>is it fun to not be autismo about everything?
Yes.

>>81770981
Was just activating my almonds over the same thing.

>>81770981
They're pressure sensitive.

>>81771890
Fuck off back to /co/mblr

>>81770948
>nobody care about Thanos

your shadow dont count as humans neet

>>81772425
Well, if the alternative is being a mentally deficient capeshit fan, I guess I'll take the autism.

>>81772817
>if the alternative is mental deficiency, I'll take the other mental deficiency
Full retard.

>>81770509
Darth Vader is this generation Darth Vader thanks to Rogue one. Then Nolan's Joker. Maybe.

Thanos is a fucking Joke. He started the saga with 1 gem and 13 movies later he has zero. He is the most useless fuck ever. They hyped him through so many movies that he lost impact already.

>>81773261
Autism is always better than the downs syndrome you seem to be suffering from. Fucking mongrel.

>>81773619
>being autismo is better than having fun

>>81770660
UU
UU

>>81770774
>DCEU Darkseid
>Looking like comic book Darkseid or Thanos at all

Darkseid will be red and have horns and wings in a subtle reference to Satan. Mfw I will probably enjoy that change and the internet meltdown

>>81770792
>>81770948
the moving guys called - they want to know where you want the goalposts moved to

how can this be a thread?

>>81770509
A GRAPEFRUIT

>>81773654
Absolutely. One wouldn't want to get a lobotomy just so they can enjoy children's entertainment.

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>>81774072
>if i just keep saying dumb shit my autism is fine

>>81770509
kill yourself

>>81773682
>horns and wings
>subtle reference
do you know what "subtle" means?

>>81774346
>if i just keep repeating the word autism, it'll eventually become a reality

Your effort is wasted, anon.

whats thanos master plan?

>>81773615
The point of the movies isn't to hype up Thanos. It's to build up to what is going to be the most ridiculously over the top movie plot ever. This nigga is going to kill abstracts and shit.

>>81774768
But you've already conceded that you have autismo.

Whos that?

>>81771279
>Thanos' motivation literally boils down to being a cosmic cuck. His waifu is Death, who he interprets as a pretty goth lady like the Endless' Death but with longer hair, more makeup and fancier dresses. Except Death has a thing for Deadpool, so Thanos spends most of his time trying to kill lots of people to earn goodboy points.
>Except Death makes a point of ignoring him.
That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read. Holy fuck, Infinity War is going to fucking blow.

>>81774744
You're replying to Snyder. He posts here to defend his shitty movies.

>>81774908
please don't tell me Deadpool is going to be quipping the entire time

>oh look Thanos I'm touching her boob heehee

>>81774781
Kill a whole bunch of people so that Lady Death will be impressed.

But he doesn't realize that she doesn't like guys who try too hard. She wants someone who brings death without wanting to (i.e. the Silver Surfer).

>>81774908
>Except Death has a thing for Deadpool
Deadpool didn't even exist during Infinity War, fuckwit. Thanos was in love with Death, but since she's an entity so powerful she's part of the fabric of the universe Thanos had to achieve greater power to be her equal. That's why he collected the Infinity Stones. But with all 6 of the Stones he became the master of all that exists, making him Death's superior. So she couldn't be with him if he had the Stones, and he couldn't be with her without the Stones.
>>81775008
Marvel doesn't have the rights to Deadpool. Get the fuck out of here, normie.

>>81774883
No, brainlet. I conceded that you think I'm autistic. There's a difference between reality and your imagination.

>>81775077
>doesn't understand why people enjoy fun
>concedes that he has autism
>but argues he doesn't have autism

>>81774828
keep thinking that

>>81770509
So what's the deal with this guy? Why should anyone fear him... Looks like a purple DYEL Hulk. I bet Captain America can beat this guy.

>>81775207
He's 10x stronger than the Hulk without any Infinity Stones and he's probably the most brilliant villain in the Marvel universe.

>>81770981
>>81771229

The armrests are attached to the chair from under his arms. Look closely.

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>>81770509
>mfw my name is thanos

>>81774781
Crashing this plane(t)

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>>81775166
>feels insulted by anon's opinion about his capeshit flicks
>claims anon's differing opinion is autistic
>can't accept he's wrong so he keeps repeating the same word over and over again
>turns out he was projecting the whole time and he himself was the autist all along

>>81770509
That looks so silly

>>81775051
>implying Thanos won't use the reality gem to fuck up the timeline and merge MCU with the X-Men Universe

>>81771955
Anon, the current form of capeshit was born with Iron Man in 2008. If you stopped enjoying it when you were 8 you're either underage or you're talking about something completely different.

>>81775362
>hurr why would anyone into fun?
>durr im not autismo

>>81770509
I don't get how this is a villain. He's not even ruling an empire from a major city or planet. He literally just sits on a chair in empty space doing nothing. There is nothing around him and he doesn't even have friends. He's basically a NEET.

>>81775413
I'm talking about the last-gen and older capeshit.

>>81775455
I thought after Thor 1 Loki became a minion to Thanos? It's implied from what I can tell.

>>81775455
>lends out armies like books
>hands out Infinity Gems like candy
>fears nothing and no one
>he's not a villain

>>81770509
Eight movies ago, I was excited. 4 movies ago, I was annoyed. Now I'm just bored.

But at no point has he scared me. Vader scared me.

>>81775518
None of that is in the movies. He sits in a chair and smiles. That's all he does.

>>81775550
>But at no point has he scared me.
You haven't seen his purple penis yet, BOY.

>>81770509
>>This generation's Darth Vader
>purple dick villian

>>81772628
nah

>>81770509
Why does his space chair need little rockets on it? It's in fucking space.

>>81770509
This generation's Darth Vade is the Joker.

>>81775633
you have to manouver somehow
plus, it's also designed for atmospheric flights

>>81775634
>This generations Darth Vader was created several generations prior to Darth Vader

Nigger, what?

>>81775565
>None of that is in the movies
The fuck are you talking about? That's all in the movies. Loki's army in The Avengers was given to him by Thanos. Loki's magic staff with a Stone inside was given to him by Thanos. Thanos wasn't threatened by Ronan at all and goaded him like an internet troll in GotG.

>>81775441
Don't worry anon, you can enjoy capeshit to your heart's content. The original post was more of a rhetorical question.

>>81775633
It keeps him in that one particular spot of the infinite void. It's very important to him that he doesn't drift away from that empty place of nothing and wind up slightly further away in another empty place of nothing.

>>81775665

I think he was referring specifically to the one play by Ledger.

>>81770509
How does he speak in space? Maybe his speach is not the result of gasses passing over vocal cords, but even still, there's no sound in space.

>>81775723
I think he was referring specifically to the meme Joker played by Jared Leto.

>>81770509
He looks like a Warcraft character.

>>81770744
Yes, but it'll be """"""""""""""fun""""""""""""""""

>>81775797

No, I don't think he did. I mean, that one was memorable, but for all the wrong reasons.

>>81771662
>Rey becomes the main villain
Would this save the new trilogy?

>>81771890
If the MCU would only target the comic audience, the movies would be low budget indie movies where an box office of 20 million worldwide would equal a success.

>>81770744
I really hope they do something different with Thanos instead of the usual "we're a team! we're friends so we are stronger than you!" bullshit.

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>>81770509
Better than the last generation's

>>81771662
geez she's a cutie

>>81770744
How is that any different from the 99.999% of other mainstream movies that feature good and bad guys?

>>81777207
Shills LEAVE

>>81773698
and the jerk store ran out of you!

>>81775304
liar

>>81771662
slut

>>81770744
Because how does a villain become threatening?

By killing characters the audience is emotionally invested in.

The problem with that is the only characters who anybody gives a shit about in capeshit are the capeshitters, and if you kill off a capeshitter, you can't make a sequel about him or her. Since all the capeshitters survive every movie 100% of the time, we already know the villain isn't all that threatening.

His face looks like one of those snapchat pictures that crudely pastes your face on a cartoon body

>he's literally been sitting in a chair since 2012

Hahahhahaha whens he gonna move tho

>>81770509
God. That looks absolutely ridiculous.

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>>81770509

How many appearances has he had again, and doing what?

All i remember is GotG

>>81778632
It takes time to build up a character, DCuck. You can't just throw Thanos in wiley niley. In GoTG they first introduced Ronan as this badass villain that fucks everybody up. Then they showed Thanos treating him like a bitch as a subtle way of showing off how strong he is. This is how it's done.

>>81775954
No, because it still means we'll be subjected to her horrific "acting"

>>81770660
>for the galaxy

>>81770509
His skin looks like Play-Doh, just like Hulk. A 16 year old could make better textures and shaders nowadays.

>>81771441
Underrated

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>this is from a live action film

>>81778992
>talking shit grabbing a gauntlet
>talking more shit to Ronan
>smiling threateningly

That's it so far.

>>81779185
>all the people who thought it was Red Skull

Wew.

>>81779032
>In GoTG they first introduced Ronan as this badass villain that fucks everybody up. Then they showed Thanos treating him like a bitch as a subtle way of showing off how strong he is.

That was such a perfect set up, I do hope he will live up to hype.