ITT: your favorite Family Guy jokes

>>81769311
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>>81769311
The bit where the baby talks lol

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>You don't even know who I am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9AdMbyTu_o

Especially the ending. It's just such a subtle and smartly executed reference to heath ledger dying.

>>81769311
It could be anything, it could even be boat!

Lois you act like this is the first time I've something stupid. Remember that time I tried to buy a boat?
Peter that was 10 minutes ago.

Peter do you even know which one of our kids I'm talking about?
Eh......Gordon?

>peter sees the ghost of Pawtucket Pat
Woah it's you!
Come hither and give heed!
Woah buddy I dont swing that way


Early seasons had some great ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU-xCXZKw74

I like the one where they overstay on the joke longer than they should thus making it awkward and only adding more hilarity while wasting everyone's time for 30minutes LOL

>>81769452
Joe I've never had neighbors half the man you are and since youre half a man already that splits you into some fraction I can't even figure.

I know what to do, I read a book about this once.
Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasnt NOTHING?
......Oh yeah.

STUPID WOMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rt9V22dvSQ

Bout 20 seconds in

american dad is so much funnier and better overall

It's a pleasure to see you again. After "Hogan's Heroes", Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?

>>81769704
Said the rëdditor.

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>>81769311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XIXKS4gSe0

>I remember that time louis whe---

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>>81769740

The early seasons were great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUEs4IPYWtY

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>>81769311
>Wait a minute...What's Family Guy?

Fuuuuuuug, Family Guy used to be so GOAT. Then it got all political and edgy. First 2 to 3 seasons were great.

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>>81769311
https://youtu.be/wvVPbfJic4g

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>>81769311

>POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP7_eHNUNco

>>81770014
I never understood that.

>>81769766
LaughingCheetas.jpg

When this first came on around 10 years ago, my pre-adolescent ass couldn't stop laughing at this dumb joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc

>>81770014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtLkJTrZkcQ

>>81770126

if you didn't watch Dallas in the mid 80's, than you won't.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmn1dnUbGqc

Best set up, best gag, best punchline

>>81770126
Dallas (80s tv show)

The killed Booby off and the ratings dropped, so at the end of the season they have his waife wake up and find him in the shower (she was having a dream the he was dead for the whole season).

>>81769426
Brits do. Septics don't.

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Never fails to make me laugh.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XIXKS4gSe0

>>81769614
I miss Brian being great

>>81770312
I miss this old Brian

HOHO
SEE YOU AT THE GAME JOE

Always got a chuckle

>>81770329

That is pretty good

>>81770359
>>81770373
Lmao, I swear I'm not the same anon.

hello epic department i'd like to file a claim XD

And where it says sex I'll write "no thanks, I'm dead"

>>81769311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXLanoiH9EQ

Haven't watched an episode in years this is only scene that pops into my head and makes me giggle.

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>>81769311
PC related still stick with me mostly because it is so offer the top and unimaginable in today's climate

it was actually a nice little commentary on outrage culture modern comedy

>>81770329
that one was pretty good

>>81769311
its all shit

>>81770265
>>81770300
Oh, I guess the majority got it then, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGGAlAkSG8

everytime peter is on drugs is fucking funny

MEN WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE DID

Now that I've grown up I regret ever enjoying this shit. The same way I regret playing barbie with the next door neighbours till I was like 12

>>81769311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05tpYc9sHQ

Meg: You're a smart fella, dad!

Peter: And you're a fart smeller, Meg!

*BBBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPs in Meg's face*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYhszZdbZmA
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6kbd3Ne49c

>>81771260
Wow, faggot, I bet you didn't take their clothes off and jerk off to them.

The Barbies, I mean.

>>81770329
Ha, thats a funny one anon. Thanks for posting it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-lH0uo3-Q

episodes where the characters get stoned are always great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ94n9RTXhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3UK-A5QX_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6dFEtb06nw

>>81769766
>literal griffin just flying around in that room

Honestly it's hilarious in it's absurdity. Early seasons of Family Guy had some really great jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ98dnDwltU

>>81772028
hot

>>81771818
LOL SO RANDUMB

>>81770504
>>>/facebook/

Bad quality but still funny and random

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxzvUc7pG9I

Holy crip he's a crapple

>>81772549
>wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.

the sarcasm is so thick you could cut it with a knife lmao

Heheh this reminds me of the time I shot that black guy

"HEY WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIET"
Hey get away from me blackie!
>Black guy knocks peter to the ground as he does his writhing in pain act for about 30 seconds, the black guy stands staring at him before Peter pulls out a handgun, landing a bullet between the black mans eyes, fatally wounding him
Heheh, guess you cant beater the peter! *Scene change sound*

>>81769311
Chuck's feed and seed.

TSSSSSSSSS
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>>81769704
THIS. even though I'm not a huge fan of American Dad, it's still miles ahead of Family Guy.

>>81769704
When did Family Guy make that joke? Because it ranks up there.

>>81770014
For some reason this scene always scared me as a kid.

>>81772653
>god's nor real Morty
>oh no I unironically believe I'll receive virgins in an afterlife
>*burp* wubalubadubdud
>oh geez Rick
>REDDIT & MEME

Gonna see Miss Eliza. Gonna go to Mississippi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft7eeU3HH3U

This, had me in tears laughing.