What internet personality deserves their own movie adaptation?

>>81768749
The hacker known as 4chan

chris chan was immediately who i thought of even before making it to the end. he's undeniably most deserving and everyone knows it

>>81768775
Has somebody written a script yet?

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Lola Internet

>>81768749
The Rise and Fall of Christian Weston Chandler

bonus points if it includes his tranny stage up until now when he opened a gash in his taint and was keeping it as an open wound because he thinks hes growing a vagina

Without a doubt, chris chan

Terry A. Davis.

>>81768846
CIA niggers are not allowed to use the likeness of such a holy figure.

>>81768749
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

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Christopher Poole, a.k.a Moot

A Boxxy psychological thriller

HI MY NAME IS BOXIE

>>81768775
If the documentary is sympathetic and actually manages to get him some mental help then yes he needs a film about him, not if it has more people hassle him.

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>>81768749
already made, senpai

How about Nick Bate?

>inb4 "who is Nick Bate?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGsuD2O8Kc

Enjoy

>inb4 "26 MINUTES?" - you'll love every single one of them.

>>81768909
unironically true

>>81769199
Possible movie titles:
The Downfall
Internally dead at 25
Husbando Estupendo

>>81769199
Whew, been awhile since I saw Tabby

>>81769285
she is still around

>>81768909
Seriously.

Him going from hero of 4chan to being despised by his own userbase and needing to sell the site writes itself.

>>81769306
She'll always be around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around

>>81769389
she can't see with one eye and is completely broke though

>>81769411
I should cum in her other eye, then. Just in case.

no one cares about your website, btw thats a man OP

>>81769429
She´s a SJW now

>>81769199
She looks even more like a skank now

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>>81769645
>she's a man

This meme needs to die.

>>81769741
he is, you're fawning over a man

>>81769880
>feminine penis
>man

Pick one

>>81768775
>>81768820
Who would you guys cast for the inevitable chris-chan biopic?

>>81768749
She is cute.

Cracky-chan

fuck boxxy

A comedic psychological thriller on Channel Awesome, from rise to fall. Brad Jones as the anti-hero that failed, Doug Walker villain that doesn't notice he's the villain, and Noah Antwiler, the growing suicidal madman.

>>81772316
I'm unironically writing a screenplay on an internet personality slowly descending into madness based on spoony's life (obviously I changed some names around so I could portray Miles as the mexican meat grinder that he is)

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>>81768749
Alex Jones

>>81768749
Is that Finn Wolfhard?

>>81770059
Fat jared leto.

>>81773009
This.

>>81768909
"The Dark side of Reddit"

I can already hear 70s music playing.

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i miss her bros

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I'd like to see what he could do with a movie.

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>>81768749
They started this thread w/ the sole purpose of having this tranny's face in the catalogue

madthad

>>81773061
She made a new video around last Christmas for some reason. I think she only has one more new one since then, but I haven't checked. I've seen plenty of her stuff but I still never understood what she was about at all. Just like traveling around?

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>>81773061
>her

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>>81773129
>she

Fuck off shills.

I want a big budget latza movie.

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>>81768749
Jessi slaughter.

>>81773099
But he's not that important, I doubt his life is interesting, besides the fact that he allegedly scored with a smoking hot blonde and that should be the focus of the movie tbqh

>>81773287
jesus christ, every time I look her up she's somehow even worse off. I wish ED didn't turn into fucking garbage so I could find recaps of her whole saga

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Have it as similar to 24 Hour Party People, with the protagonist searching for THE NU POONK ROCK while taking on THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR

>>81768749
I miss rose ;_;

>>81773287
>non-binary AFAB transperson
>have severe mental illnesses

No shit.

>>81773287
>I enjoy food
Who the fuck doesn't?

>>81768749
Gothic King Cobra

the documentary doesnt count, we need modern day spice smoking, sex doll fucking, used cigarette finding Cobra

>>81773287
well she likes Joy Division, at least that's a good progression from Blood On The Dance Floor

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>>81773430
featuring Milo and Gavin as his two sidekicks

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>>81773523

Cracky.

It should just be her drinking milk and eating jam with her fingers out of a jar in the woods.

No music.

>>81770869
Come for the cuteness, stay for the snark.

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>>81773868
I miss her

>>81772978
Alex has moved far beyond the internet >>81772499

nursechan you plebs
best history ever written here

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>>81774130

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I never got it.
What was their to obsess over Rose? I remember on /g/ seeing her posted, then posted a LOT. Then it stopped and the threads were made on /r9k/ where they still sometimes have generals to this very day.

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>tfw no bphrodite movie

>>81774263
>What was their to obsess over Rose?
She was cute and witty

>>81774263
She's cute and she's got a nice accent and she's sarcastic

>>81768909
Written by Aaron Sorkin

>>81774130
>>81774203
>her
>>81774263
What was their to obsess over Rose?


100% shill bullshit trying to push this tranny psyop.

>>81774263
>>81774397

How can you not love this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h6_WWMnI-8

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>>81774518
She's so cute

>>81774518
>suck my dick

>>81773367
But if they gave him money to make a movie and do whatever he wanted, it would be cool.

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>>81774545

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ctrl + f dat boi. no dat boi. fuck you internet you suck

>>81769389
I WAS A HIGHWAY MAN
ALONG THE COAST ROADS I DID RIDE
WITH MY SWORD AND PISTOL BY MY SIDE

>>81768969
Nah.
It should start sympathetic when he was innocent, before the his internet trolls drove him to fucking PS3s, drawing porn, and making live sex videos on how to do positions.

>>81769715
>She´s a SJW now

She's not shoe0nhead

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Alexander Gordon Jahans needs a film

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>>81768749
>it's a z-list youtuber or on of her beta orbiter followers spams her channel in a pathetic attempt to revive interest in her shit channel that no one care about episode

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fucking zeez brah

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>>81774989
>her

where are the anzuposters?

>>81774989
Her channels dead

>>81774998
Is this the weightlifting guy?

>>81774518
fuck off with this tranny


shills on /tv/ are getting ridicolous

>>81775024
yes zyzz was a bodybuilder

>>81775054
Her channels dead! And she is not a tranny!

>>81775024
>Is this the weightlifting guy?

how fucking dare you, that is zizz the god of aesthitics

>>81775069
*juicing, drug using faggot

Elliot Rodger imo

>>81775095
and?still a bodybuilder

>>81775070
It's 100% a tranny

Zyzz and Angie Verona romantic dramedy

>>81775117
Not anymore, due to his juicing, drug using ways.
It's why he's no longer around.

>>81775090
Didn't he fuck a tranny?

>>81775122
Then why was her birth name 'Rosemary'. Hardly the name for a boy.

>>81775122
Rose is obvious not a tranny lol

>>81775122
Rose is nothing more than a cross dresser

>>81774394
>Written by Aaron Sorkin

I'd watch that.

>>81775117
died of a hear attack like 6~ years ago in his early twenties

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>>81775192
>Then why was her birth name 'Rosemary'. Hardly the name for a boy.
you can't possibly be this retarded.

Is there really any non-shill on here who believes this is a woman?

>>81775282
Any concrete proof she is a trap?

>>81775755
just look at "her"

>>81775755
memes

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>>81775800

??

>>81774724
What does she do in these days?

>>81776820
that's a fucking teenage boy


these shills are fucking shameless

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>>81768749
>Eggman & Reviewbruh
Adventure Thriller/Comedy film

>A Robot gets mistaken identity for being a mass shooter
>He’s now being chased by police running around USA
>Ends up meeting Reviewbruh along the road
>The latter part of the movie deals with the /r9k/ mentality (being virgin, normie issues, neet etc.)
>Hilarity ensues

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>chris chan trolling is 10 years old this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6hO2Nb6Kjo

pure kino

>>81777628
fuck this tranny and all the bullshit '''they''' created around him. Enough already.

Oh btw, Grimes is a tranny too.

>>81777664
Why are you so butthurt? That is obviously a female.

Nick Rocheforts probably lived a pretty interesting life so him.

>>81777754
>That is obviously a female.
No it's really really not. Looks like a twink desu

>>81768909
Remember when we didn't know his real name?

>>81775800
not an argument

>>81778236
And when everyone thought Christopher Poole was just a CP joke

>>81769336

But honestly, how DID it happen? Was it just Gamergate or was it something else?

>>81768909
sorry, but who?

>>81778633
Just a whole mixture of things. Him increasingly becoming more and more of a pussy, and his choice in mods and janitors.

>>81769336
>being despised by his own userbase
didn't happen

>>81768909
I would watch it DESU

>>81778755
t b h it was mostly just /pol/ and people who take this site far too seriously

>>81778755

But it did

>>81768749
She fat now and has awful acne. Saw her on the train a few weeks ago.

>>81773868
She's like 30 now isn't she? She probably doesn't care about internet fame at all now. I want to put my dick in it still though

>>81779057
Bullshit. The Christmas episode was only a few months ago and she was thin and perfect then.

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>>81779057
>fat
>awful acne
>rose

No chance in hell. She seemed pretty slim in her christmas videos.

Maybe you saw a look alike?

>>81778633
People always hated moot.

>>81779233

Ironically, yes. I mean, they didn't LOVE him but they thought he was alright.

>>81778633
There's an ED article about it
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/M00t's_GamerGate_Sellout

I think moot just outgrew the 4chan mentality, and his attempt at fucking around with the community as a jovial throwback to the 4chan of 2000s was met with hostility

>>81779314
Didn't people hate him when he banned Snacks?

>>81768909
?

>>81773929
kino

>>81779335
I think we actually hurt his feelings, kind of regret memeing along with luggage lad stuff sometimes.

>>81773287
>crazy and in a wheelchair
cant even laugh at her, shes depressing as hell

What was the last sighting of Rose after the christmas videos?

>>81779400

>I think we actually hurt his feelings


Why would you think that?

>>81779222

Trips confirm

>>81779222
>>81779180
I'm not trying to tell porky pies here blokes, I'm just saying that I saw her on the train not a 2 weeks ago and she was gross looking. She also did not seem to like being recognised in public.

>>81779349

Snacks is the one who deserves the movie tbqh

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>>81779677

Nah

>>81779335
>I think moot just outgrew the 4chan mentality, and his attempt at fucking around with the community as a jovial throwback to the 4chan of 2000s was met with hostility
but those statements are contradictory. It was the rest of 4chan that outgrew the 4chan mentality and started reacting to any moderation as an attack on their freedoms.

old 4chan would have the mods fucking with people constantly for no reason. You'd get permabanned with "I did it for the lulz" as the reasoning and no one would care. Entire boards would have every word filtered so nothing but Girugamesh or ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH would appear for a whole day.

Over the last few years 4chan has become reddit-lite with half the boards thinking they're serious internet warriors fighting to convert the masses to their way of thinking. No one has fun, everyone is triggered as fuck and thinks 90% of the people they interact with are shills or disinfo agents.
And obviously this was most glaring around GG when /v/ went from being a garbage shitposting board to thinking they were the only voice of truth in games media

>>81779714
Interesting. How was she 'gross'? Greentext?

>>81779714
Was "she" a she?

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>>81780936

>>81768909
I'd be fascinated to find out what he's doing at Google. How the hell did he get hired?

>>81778755
only by people who didn't matter

>>81779335
it's fucking gay that gamergate, the most autistic thing in internet history, has the one patronizing unironicly written article on that shitty site.

>>81783307

For being "the 4chan guy".

>>81773287
>Memes
>Not even once

>>81779876
>you will never again experience 4chan when it was fun

>>81770059
Ryan gosling is the only answer

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>>81778633
people give way too much credit to Gamergate, what fucked him up real good was the Fappening. he wasted a ton of money trying not to get turned into the punching bag of angry superstars, and it really got into his personal life. Gamergate was of course another pain in the ass, but that was more of a problem for the general structure of the userbase
I hope he´s happy now. He was the only one who gave a shit about this place, and we´re not getting him back

>>81769199
Quick rundown on this slut ?

>>81784228

>that stubble


HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

4chan the movie
what will be the theme song ?

>>81784095

Deal with it, ya nu-male cuck!

>>81784228
Do you think he opened her boxxy?

>>81784566

Nah. They talked for about 30 minutes over coffee and never saw each other again.

>>81768791
who?

>>81773287

This is... depressing.