How bad will this bomb?

Probably not that badly. Nobody has an original idea any more and people love "nostalgia" even for things they never watched. Plus it has the Rock, Zac Efron and that girl with the creepy eyes people spam here, so it's got some star power. It'll probably pull respectable but unremarkable numbers before dropping into complete obscurity.

Did they only cast Daddario so that Efronlet could be taller than somebody?

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Depends how much of the Mammario's puppies are in it.

>>81766486
Why is rock have sneakers on while all others are bare-foot?

>>81766486
It'll be a hit and will spawn a franchise. I'm calling it now. Plebs love this shit

>it's a chubby ugly jew slays the most pussy episode

>>81766486
Isn't the fat fuck on the right the app guy from the Newsroom?

Is Zac Efron such a manlet?

>>81766486
>normies love pornhub
>but still pay money for glorified porn in theatres
I shiggy diggy

>>81766735
Normies only watch porn when they are having sex with their partner

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Why do they always pick Jews for nerds?

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That stare

Did he devour her?

>>81766883
meant for >>81766606

>>81766883
The Rock seems so cool except when he actually tries to look cool.

>>81766883
>brownies
damn that's pretty racist dwayne
how the fuck did he get away with this

Baywatch will do triple what Ghost In The Shell will make.

So if this does good will Zac finally pull away from the eternal realm of irrelenacy that guys like Drake Bell are still stuck on?

>>81766486

The Rock is box office gold. This will do exceedingly well.

I hope it's successful enough that they relaunch Son of a Beach. That show was hilarious.

>>81767040
>Son of a Beach
good lord talk about a fucking blast from the past

I'll watch it for Daddario and the blonde with the huge tits.

>>81766802
>Zac efron
>nerd

>>81766486
why does Efron look so stiff?

Is it the HGH?

>>81766908

know your role, jabroni

>>81766486
holy fuck effron is shredded

>>81766486
>The Rock
>Flopping

>>81766486
it has the Rock, it's going to make at 300 million worldwide.

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>tanned Daddario

This is a crime against humanity

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>>81767232
>blonde with the huge tits.
wut

>>81766615
NAIL FUNGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81766486
>maybe if I run flexing nobody will notice I'm a manlet

>>81766486
it won't, it will be the next fast and furious.

The Rock is the highest grossing actor of all time. It's going to be a runaway hit, guarantee it

>>81766486

It's up against the new Pirates. They'll be lucky if it will make bank.

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>>81768281
This skank has a small role in it I think.

>tits
>effron
>the rock
>nostalgia
>turn off brain

Yeah, its gonna do well and piss /tv/ off

>>81766606

>He actually looks that obviously

Based

Althought I expect this movie is going to show the fat dweed to be the 'dumb' one, and the blonde Pamela Anderson/ replacement to have a degree in chemistry or something that'll be plot relevant towards the end since they are busting drug dealers

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>going to turn Baywatch into a blatent lewdfest

D R O P P E D

>>81770156

these filenames always get me

The Rock is box office Jesus, there is no movie he can't bring to the top

>>81766486
jesus christ efron looks awful here

>>81770218

Men with boyish good looks really shouldn't take tren because it ages their face 20 years

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>>81770156
tfw no Dadadaddadadadadadadario gf

>>81766486
jesus christ how much tren is efron on

>>81766606
ROCKED

>>81766486
me on the right

>>81770109
Upton 2.0

>>81766486
Is Efron natty?

Damn i wish i had efrons ab insertion, followed closely buy his PT and gear supply

>>81766486
>The Boulder wearing shoes at the beach
weak foot-game

>>81766486
>The Rock
>bombing ever

His millions and millions made the crappy gi joe sequel money.

>>81770450
>PT
Yeah, because getting in shape is so fucking complicated that you need a special person to constantly tell you what to do.
PT is a scam profession to leech money of pathetic normies willing to pay money to trick their minds into thinking they are doing something and make themselves feel good for a moment without actually getting fit.

>>81766883
>except around brownies
Wtf he can't say that in public

What happened to the disney guy? Why does he look like jerky

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>someone other than Alex is playing "the hot girl"

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>81770773
I don't know man. His skin complexion makes me think he's been doing drugs or some shit. Hardly surprising though, almost all Disney actors get JUSTed pretty hard.

>>81771078
/fit/ says he's been roiding pretty bad

>>81771106
Nah, looks to me like he got lipo to make his muscles more defined and cut water before shooting to make them satnd out even more. He also probably did lots of iso exercises to have the body of a young Jackie Chan in The Fearless Hyena here.

I don,t think he has ab implants like some retards are saying. That shit is so fucking obvious when the cut water it's ridiculous. Implants only look good if there is some fat going on arond them.

>>81766606

Daddario

boobs 8/10
ass 2/10
legs 1/10

overall 4/10 or 5/10

>>81767720
dat body ain't natty niggah

>>81769936
>depp says "pirates 5 isn't for everyone" talking shit about Trump voters
>everybody that disagrees goes to watch this shitty movie instead out of despite and to see some ass and tits
let's see what happens, i say that pirates will bomb instead

>>81771106
fit is correct.
this >>81771771
is a fag defending his husbando.

>>81771771
implants never look good friendo

>>81773059
>i'm gay
the post

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>manlet
>giga caterpillar eyebrows

fuck's sake efron

>>81766486
It won't bomb but I guarantee critics will launch a massive muh sexism campagin against it similar to Suicide Squad but then it will turn out real women love the film and dress as Baywatch for Halloween.

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>>81767000
Sure dude.

>>81769936
yeah so exicted for the new pirates movie with supernatural pirate villain number 4

>>81766486
Man, the rock looks so fucking out of place there.

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>>81766486
>manlets

>>81773784
What a fucking retard

>>81766802
Becauase it's accurate? Jews tend to dream of being doctors, not basketball players. It's why they tend to be well-off.

Guys will watch it for the rock and that 21 jump street vibe, girls will watch for zac efron. it will probably do fine

>>81773784
>Le manlet is bad meme

>>81773569


Hi, Alexandra

this bait always works

>>81766615
He knows how much of a toll running can have on your joints

>>81766908
its because he's a closeted homosex whose ex wife now "manages" him

>>81773857
>Guys will watch it for the rock

Faggots will watch it for the rock, real men will watch it for Daddario.

>>81773860
t. manlet

>>81773896
politely disagree. ill watch it for daddarrio, but im not a real man

>>81773930
Well at least there's hope for you.

>>81766486
$100M opening weekend at least

Only diminished by the lack of Asians to pander to China but they'll fix that in the sequel.

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Is this natty?

>>81774010
Nah, just look at the veins.

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>>81766606

>>81773918
t. Lanklet

>>81774010
It is at 5'8

>>81774010
doubt, he is an addict

>>81766486
>titled, Bay Watch
>Actually watch people swim on a beach

>>81774010
Of course not
His face aged 10 years in one year and he emerged shredded and pretty bulky. It's nothing crazy, but the guy is destined to be a twink and adding some testosterone makes a big difference.

>>81770745
>Yeah, because getting in shape is so fucking complicated
Throw me a 6 day routine and diet focused on hypertrophy real quick for a 200lbs 6'2 male. Keep in mind I had an injury on my left shoulder so my rotator cuff is a bit fucked up.

>>81774337
How about you read the fucking sticky

>>81773750
Well, he's a big guy.

>>81774337
>>81774337
>>81774337
>6 days a week
>hypertrophy
>200lb 6'2
>doesn't say at all his bodyfat%
>rotator cuff is fucked

Since you said nothing of worth just get on steroids, fuck around in the gym for a month and be as shredded as Zack and be done with it.

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>>81774387
For Vin.

>>81773320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIA1FyPqwU&

>>81774337
>6 days
4 days is optimal for natties, even 3 days for beginners

>throw me
The point is, this shit is simple enough, that you can figure it out on your own. The real difficulty is sticking to the plan for long enough. Once you know what you're doing (easy part) and do it consistently for long enough time (hard part) the end results really depend on your genes and exogenous hormones.
IMO if you can't be arsed to gather some info on your own, don't bother. You will quit in 2 weeks anyway.

>>81774010
Lol
No way

>the Rock
it won't

>>81774010
600 test
3 iu pharma gh every other day
50 mg anavar

>>81774495
>says 10 lbs of muscle in a year is reasonable
>still looks small after 10 years of lifting

why did you have to bring up the biggest fag on fitness yt?

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>>81774057
>manlet defense force

This is the best timeline.

>>81774748
10lbs in a year is reasonable, how fucking slowly are you getting gains that you cant get a pound in a month of lifting?

>>81774773
>feels insecure about his height

>>81774797
It is reasonable when you're a noob.
Zac wasn't a noob, is a manlet, managed to both gain 10lbs AND get leaner AND his face aged 10 years. Totally natural process.

>>81774407
>being this wrong
6 days on hypertrophy is fine
And there's no need to point out bodyfat for what he's asking.

So you either
A) Stepped in the conversation trying to act smug and you failed miserably
or
B) You are the guy that he replied to and didn't answer the question thus proving his point.

In any case, you outed yourself as an idiot.

>>81774580
>4 days is optimal for natties, even 3 days for beginners
I started checking out /fit/ a week ago starter pack.

>>81775274
I've been lifting for 4 years now. Stopped visiting /fit/ a year ago, the board is too boring. Memes are shit and rest is insecurity general, aside from /plg/, which used to have some actual smart and strong people, but it's gone to shit now too.

>>81774963
you're just saying that to justify your shitty gains

>>81774010
his face should say enough

>>81775548
I admit I'm not a genetic wonder, but neither is Zac, judging by his past endeavors

>>81775478
/plg/ and the /fraud/ threads are the only thing that is (or was? stopped going there long time ago as well) worth checking honestly

>>81775712
yeah, /fraud/ was ok too, if you wanted some first hand gear advice, but you had to go through some really dumb juiceheads in there sometimes

>>81770848
I WILL EAT YOUR SOULLLSSSS

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face?

>>81766486
The Rock and 3 hot girls.

What are you a faggot?

>>81770156
If you don't want people to look at your boobs then don't dress like a slut. Holy shit.

What happened to Pamela Anderson?

>>81773059
Boobs 10/10, it doesn't get better naturally (and unnaturally is worse by default).
Ass, not really there but also nothing wrong with it per se. 5/10 in the real world.
Legs are nice, 7/10.

Overall her rating depends on whether you like her face, you didn't even mention that. I'd give her a strong 8/10 overall, but with no relationship potential because I think she's a feminazi.

>>81766606
stop it, Dwayne is gay

>>81773320
He just said HGH.

>>81773825
Its a part of the plot.

>we want the 21 jump street audience

Daddario has a terrible taste in movies

>>81766566
>creepy eyes
Haha yes! She's hot, but thats the 1 thing that throws me off about her. Still hot

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>>81766615
He's 5'10

Thanks mammario

>>81775548
You don't have any gains at all if you think Zac Efroid is natty. The fuck outta here, newfag.

>>81773784
Haha so le quirky:^)

It'll probably do good

I mean Central Intelligence did good and this one has a bunch of chicks in swimsuits

>>81775896
>Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face?
literally nothing

>>81770427
prolly not

It won't bomb because
>The Rock
>Girls will go see it because Zac Efron
>Guys will follow girls and they'll stay for the tits
>The Rock

>>81766615
Ever seen a niggers foot?

It looks better than Chips.

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>>81774010
Yes, he's 5'8 he's got a pump.

>>81774039
My veins look like that when I'm working out or
ate a bunch of carbs and I'm natty as grass.

>>81774252
He just got leaner plus dehydrated to get that shredded look for the scenes can do that to your face (temporarily).

>>81771771
Maybe he's on clen, that shit can cut you up nicely, more vasculair, pushes out water and let's you keep more gains.

Combine that with a pump and a good tan and you're golden.

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>>81766486
Not as bad as this.

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Zach Efron looked so much fucking better as a skinny pretty boy.

He looks fucking weird muscular with less hair, his face looks bloated and he's 5'7 anyways so it just looks dumb

He just looks comical now, should have just kept going the Warped Tour hottie route

JUST

>>81776488
you have no idea how tall barkley is, do you

>>81776488

Shaq should be illegal, literally that's just fucking freakish and scary.

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Post the original faggot

>>81770156
she should have pointed to her roast beef

>>81766486
>Bay Watch
>movie isn't just 2 hours of staring at Michael Bay doing mundane stuff

this is false advertising, i'm suing the shit out of them

>>81767040
Are we sure it was hilarious? I watched it but it's been so long, maybe I'm misremembering

>>81779176
thicc

>>81779176

Lindsey?

>>81779176
STACY is eating PIZZA and posing for CHAD'S CAMERA while you're in your basement watching some FLICK.

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>>81770109
yeah McKinney is in it, but not one of the leads

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>>81779969

>>81766486
I'm not saying it is a bomb, but the UN has already told Assad not to drop it on Aleppo.

>>81779407
God he was such a beautiful YA.

>>81781873
Good stuff.

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>>81773784
PFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING MANLETS BTFO

>>81781873
who dat?

>dude let's make a movie based on a show that people kind of remember haha
>but let's be super ironic about it and make sure everyone that likes the original will be insulted LOL


Why does this keep happening?

>starsky and hutch
>21 jump street
>the a team
>dark shadows
>I spy

The list goes on, all of the day bro

What's the point of a remake if you're just going to make fun of the original in a mean spirited way?

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>>81782069
dis

>>81773627
>ignoring international

>>81782139
She's a redhead in that? What movie? You can clearly see her vajayjay!

>>81782069
>>81782184
Daddario in True Detective season 1

>>81782139
what's with the subtitles? is she italian in this movie?

>>81766486
This is totally indulgent trash, so I predict we'll get at least 3 sequels.

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>>81779969
>>81779969

>manlets

>>81782302
>what's with the subtitles?

There's no sound allowed in webms on /tv/, the subtitles are so you can understand what she's saying.

Don't care what anyone says I'll watch it and love it

Hope they reboot more shitty 90's TV and make it into adult comedies

I saw a sneak peek about 6months ago but am not at liberty to discuss due to the NDA I signed.

Have movies starring The Rock ever bombed?

>>81766486

>How bad will this bomb?

It looks like trash, but it also knows it's trash and doesn't pretend to be about some deep hidden meaning.

It's just low-brow jokes and tits, I think it will do quite well given that the budget can't be that big ($40-50$ million ?).

>>81782727

Hercules

>>81779176
The crust is the best part of the pizza. REEEEEEEE

As much as Central Intelligence and San Andreas.

The Rock is a bonafide movie star who could easily carry this movie past it's production budget on his incredibly wide shoulders.

>>81782821
Didn't bomb at all, made more than double it's budget.

>>81782905

Not domestically it didn't.

>>81782984
And? Internationally it did.

>>81782905

>Didn't bomb at all, made more than double it's budget.

No it didn't, that is box office GROSS you moron.

Look up GROSS and NET, and you might learn something.

Hercules made $72 million domestic of which the studio get at most 60%, it made $170 million in foreign gross of which the studio gets ~25-30%.

The production budget was $100 million, add to that any promotion.

So no, it did not make anywhere near double it's budget.

>>81773891
They're running in sand, literally the best thing to run in.

>>81783121
>That reddit spacing
Opinion discarded

>>81775896
The eyes of a succubus

>>81779307
Didn't that mexican dude literally just make the same movie with the dude from true blood?

>>81779969
>tfw I'm a manlet but always lose my sides at manlet jokes

Is this masochistic?

The Rock is in it so it will be a smash.

Only thing about it that bugs me are the slut-zippers on the one-piece swimsuits.
I mean, what the fuck is the purpose of that?

>>81779910
Shaq was a physical freak of nature, it's crazy how much muscle and mass he put on in his prime NBA days, especially when other 7-footers like him (e.g. Yao Ming) were skinny as fuck, I don't know if we'll ever see a guy like him around again.

Daddario is a coal burning fucktard.

>>81783981

>I think Daddario had an unsimulated sex scene in a movie where she doesn't even get her tits out

Are you just meme'ing or what?

>>81783595
Quick vaginal access. Something you know little about, nerd.

>>81766486
america is gonna fucking love it

>>81766486
It won't
People know the name Baywatch, even if no one under the age of 60 has actually watched it, and the brand of humor that it's going works very nicely on people between the ages of 16 and 25. Beyond that, The Rock has a lot of star power, and people seem to like Zac Effron well enough
It looks like a solid 5-6/10 comedy, but it will do much better than something like Chips

>>81769936
Yeah people are really going to line up to see fucking Pirates of the Caribbean 5

>>81779969
Is this real?

>>81779910
I saw him in real life just a few feet away from me and I was in awe. Its kinda like seeing the Grand Canyon in real life, you know its big you really dont get a true sense of how big until you lay your own eyes on it.

>>81774010
The guy is 5'8" and has been working out with professional dietists and fitness instructors for the past 10 years, he could absolutely be 100% natty but more than likely not

>>81781873
is that a fucking dick in that pic on the right? it looks like she has a tiny dick and it's tucked between her buttcheeks. wtf

>>81785669
I knew that most people on /tv/ are virgins but jesus christ do you really have to make it so obvious?

>>81785669
>I've never seen a vagina in my life

>>81785669
Never change, /tv/.
On a side note, I'm really fucking surprised that they actually shower this and didn't hide with with CGI.

>>81785669
Those are supposed to be her roastie beef curtains but most likely they're plastic fake, there's weird regulations about that sort of stuff in American TV last I heard.

>>81785743
showed*
Not shower, obviously.
Fucking hell I need more sleep.

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>>81783517
No. We just have to be willing to laugh, as the only alternative is to cry.

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>>81773059
Where exactly do you live where 50%-60% of the women are more attractive than Daddario? I'm sitting in a fairly upscale coffee shop in Hollywood right now. If I were to spend a full day walking around town and scoping out every single woman I saw, I would be lucky to run into maybe one or two on her level.

>>81785732
ugh vaginas don't look like dicks. that "vagina" in that pick looks like a dick.

>>81774010
/fit/ here. This physique can definitely be attained natty. DYEL /tv/ fags have no clue what they're talking about. It's likely he did roids though, if he stayed that lean during the filming process of an entire movie.

>>81786404
>/fit/ here

I can see your giggling titties from here fatty.

>>81782139
What did she ah mean by this

>>81766947
quintuple. The Rock, DaDDDDDario, Baywatch??? It's a guaranteed blockbuster. I'm gonna watch it for sure

>>81782139
she's literally a succubus. There's no other explanation. Those eyes are unholy

>>81774010
Actors normally cut down on drinking water to make themselves dehydrated, it tightens the skin a little bit to give the muscles a lot more shape. However I have heard that the feeling it causes is completely miserable

>>81766883
cringe

>>81766883
>implying
Everyone already knows you're a homosexual Dwayne, quit trying to hide it

>>81770156
After watching this for about 10 minutes I looked at her face. I love the expression she makes when she shakes her tits.

>>81774010
Vascularity alone is a dead giveaway that he isn't natty. Never mind how much he's aged facially. The real tell will be 6 months from now where, if he doesn't cycle, he'll rubber band hard and suddenly 30ish pounds of muscle is gone.

>>81768386
>The Rock is the highest grossing actor of all time
WTF really?

Because I was going to ask why is he in so many movies all of a sudden?

Not a single black girl. Gay AF

>>81779969
kek

SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

>>81785585
This is the best description of Shaq ever, thank you.

>>81779176
I would never get near a woman or pizza when they are within that proximity between each other in that position. That is just plain disgusting.

>>81773059
What's wrong with her legs you literal faggot

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>>81779176
>she eats papa johns
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>81783202
hey its "that guy" again

why is this thread autosaging?

>>81766486
Dwayne Johnson is box office gold, people love stupid comedies, also has an action twist and it has the Baywatch nostalgia factor.

I won't see it but I'm confident it will make a chunk of money. I'm gonna guess around $350 million which is big for a comedy.

>>81766486
Me on the right

>>81773784
kek. Best part is you can tell this is unscripted by the reactions.

>>81773893
All the blind items about the Rock are that he's straight yet has a heavy leaning towards 16-17 year old girls.

Apparently everyone knows but just look the other way because he's so well liked.

nice roid physique on effron

35%-45% RT
5/10-6/10 IMDB