The.Guardians.2017.RUSSIAN.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

>>81766349
>3/10 shit movie

no thanks, Ivan.

subs yet or what

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>>81766506
most web-dl come with subs

>>81766349
russian cape kino, kek, I wonder if its any good.

>had to have a bear

kek

lets see if this is russkino

its kinda funny but they are sticking to the hollywood capeshit format of pseudo army speak and what people think that people in the military speak about, but dont actually do. Jesus. What is tis. Is this marketed towards american markets?

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>>81766392
It's being hit hard

>>81767341
> Is this marketed towards american markets?
More towards people who doesn't seek plot/good writing and only care about shitty cgi on screen, mostly.

>>81767398
I wonder (((who))) could be behind it

so far a couple of minutes into it and I genuinely dont see any different with other capeshit american ones.

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>>81767226
More armenian-kino, because this director in just wasting money on shit, like his upcoming remake of "Town Musicians of Bremen" with animals named after Beatles.

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>>81767398
>>81767575

it's not that bad

>>81766349
>an organization called "Patriot" created a super-hero squad


Patrioths, pffft. how many Kulaks did they forcibly collectivize?

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>>81767398
It's mostly having same picture (in terms of ratings) on russian imdb clone (kinopoisk).

>>81767341
might surprise you to learn that there are just as many russian male teenagers/twentysomethings who worship the military as there are wannabe special forces amerifats.

lacking power in your own life and dreaming of holding a BFG is an international thing.

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>>81767660
definitely worth at least 5/10

>>81767575
I now want to see that cat-robin hood movie

>>81766349
>Kiefer on dubs?
Am I the only one who heard the Boss in the beginning?

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Shitty movie, don't watch it guys
*Ivan*

>>81767660
If regular capeshit kino gets 7/10 on rotten tomatoes, then this does too. Srsly, its no worse than captain metal cuck who loves jew cock.

>>81767668
>russian male teenagers/twentysomethings who worship the military
Fucking lel, you're delusional. No one thinks so here.

>>81766392
>Ivan
i'm pretty sure it is ether Ashot or Gevond

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>>81767765
it's average/10 but I like it.

Subtitles or should I learn communism?

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>>81767744
There also be dog named George (Harrison) and rooster called John (Lennon).

>>81767890
that's a lot of juice

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>>81767765
father?

>>81767914
Did you tried this? https://subscene.com/subtitles/guardians-zashchitniki-defenders

>>81767921
I don't really care about these 2. I mean, they can all meet in one movie, but I want that robin-cat to happen.

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>>81767949
Well I pretty sure real start of the movie will be donkey Ringo.

Doesn't look any worse than burger capeshit

>>81767921
Russian way of spelling English words always makes me kek

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A fair bit of people are downloading. Haven't seen speeds like this since Rogue One.

>>81767921
>>81767575
cool

>>81767880
I was surprised myself, but there are some other those .

This is an actual capeshit
But you can probably enjoy it, if you're watching ironically

>>81767398
Russian """movies""" are literally the clickbait of the kinosphere

All gloss and no content

>Russian bear carries a minigun
>Not a Kord.
what the fuck.

>>81767890
>>81767737
>>81767596
You're gonna get the site doxxed you faggot. NEVER share those links on here bro. Fuck sake.

>>81766349
This was fucking garbo.

>>81766349
>watching post-soviet shit
Fuck off, givvy

>>81767483
>>81767548
>>81767660

broken english shitposting is new fetish mine

>>81766349
Guy with the blades should be called CODPIECE.

>>81769402
VODKA