Well, /tv/?

>>81761519
Fucking Darth Vader, case closed

Wolverine, he's practically invincible.

>>81761519
Let's be completely honest, if 8 of those characters work together to kill you, you will end up dead. If the 8 aren't working together, Vader is the best choice.

>>81761519
Darth Vader or Wolverine. Darth Vader could easily kill all other 8 without flinching, so could wolverine but it'd be harder because he doesn't have the force. Both are equally tank-y.

Vader

I pick Dread. I appreciate his work ethic.

>>81761519
Hellboy could potentially beat Vader, but Hellboy could never defeat Wolverine. Wolverine could only be defeated by Vader, since he'd regen from anything from the others. Batman is plot armor garbage. Terminator is durable, but really, the Lightsaber would plow through any of the others on here. You need no lightsaber Vader to even consider this. Why the fuck is Sin City even on here?

>>81761534
This
>>81761569
He still has to breathe. Vader chokes him. You can't really heal suffocation.

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Bonus round. You get two choose two more guards while the rest try to kill you.

>>81761619
"Healing Factor" is kind of bullshit and weird. I'd sooner expect he's just go into a coma until he's no longer being choked

>>81761708
This one seems pretty lopsided towards John Wick and the Punisher

>>81761519
darth vader stomps all of these

>>81761708
Interesting

>>81761708
John Wick, is this even a question?

>>81761519
If the 8 trying to kill you are working together, Batman. If not, Vader.

Batman leading a team of any of those guys would be a nightmare.

Vader and wolverine would be the only battle. But Vader would just need to force choke him until he passes out. Then cut off his head.

>>81761769
You can have two great snipers "American sniper and boardwalk empire guy"

Man on fire guy and Leon the professional come with the girls

Sicario man and taken man are master interrogators and can find out where the rest of the enemies are by one interrogation

>>81761708
Wick singlehandedly clears rooms of armed men out sometimes within seconds. He could take any one of those guys, Punisher being a possible exception.

>>81761519
Predatorc ould out manuver and shoulder canon kill
>terminator
>Marv
>Robot cop
>Dredd
>Batman
so they're out

Wolverine uses super healing to survive Predator plasma then uses Predators honour code to draw it into hand to hand,
Wolverine wins

Wolverine also dispatches Hellboy

>Final Round Wolverine vs Vader
Vader uses the force to crumple Wolverines adamantium skeleton and fuses it together and or uses force choke and light saber to cut him into pieces

I choose Vader

>>81761519
The only two that can kill the rest are Vader and Wolverine, but Vader can sense ranged danger and the lightsaber probably cuts through Wolverine.

I'd pick batman because it'd make for a really good movie and he'd plot magic my ass to safety. He might not be able to kill wolverine, but you can incapacitate him long enough to escape. Vader would be the biggest problem but he could figure some plot bullshit out.

Always go with plot magic man.

>>81761825
This.

>>81761519
Vader

>>81761708
Wick and Punisher

Terminator is the only one with a 100% success rate.

>>81761519
Darth vader has space magic and a space sword and can sense anything coming

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>>81761884
Most of the guys he kills are just hired goons who probably don't know how to actually fight. The other guys in this grid are combat vets, operators, mercs, and assassins. I'd still probably take Wick, but you still really can't compare the two situations.

>>81761893
>This guys never seen Batman fight predators before.

>>81761991
Batman vs Predator would be fucking awesome

>>81761884
Almost everyone on that list has cleared out rooms of armed men my dude

https://youtu.be/YYHxOdqepl8

>>81761989
Wick had to take on 2 pros in chapter 2. And he was at a disadvantage both times. He was never gonna kill Common and he was almost dead when taking on Ruby.

>>81761989
The only real argument I would make against Wick and the Punisher is that neither are really known for actually protecting people

>>81762060

>>81761935

if you can think of a way that batman can win, he wins.

I'd enjoy my ride to safety in the batmobile

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>>81762044
Tbh I haven't seen the sequel yet so I'll take your word for it. The guys he kills in the first one seem like universally incompetent goons.

>>81762093
They are.

>>81761708
My first thought was Wick, but then I remembered he has an absolutely abysmal track record when it comes to protecting things.

He might kill everyone else on the list if you send him on the counteroffensive, but you'll die in the process.

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>>81761893
>>81762013

>>81761519
The Terminator
>>81761708
Vincent. But to be honest, Vidya Max Payne would totally fuck 'em all up.

>>81763708
>>81761991

Predator fucks Batman up in that comic
and he needs the help of Alfred and later The Huntress in order to finally best the predator.. and I dont see them on the list

>>81763834
Literally the worst choices in both scenarios, except maybe Marv

>>81763893
You have no idea what you're talking about, son. Terminator Rules.

>>81761569
vader can cut his limbs i think. so he is not. also wolvie needs to get close to vader since he only could stab. and its really dangerous since vader has force grap. also he cant sneak on vaders back because force sense

>>81761708
Wick as a bodyguard and Frank to fuck others up

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>>81761519
Vader.
>>81761708
Wick, and I think I'll pair him with American Sniper. Wick and Punisher sounds redundant. Wick with an excellent sniper to cover his back would be broken as fuck

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>>81761893
>crumple Wolverines adamantium skeleton
>cut him to pieces

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>>81761519
I'd pick Vader. The predator and Batman would assassinate me before Wolverine could sense them.

It's gotta be Vader if you really want to cover all bases. Hellboy, especially final form, would probably be of comparable (if not greater) raw power, but just lacks the versatility and awareness.

The bodyguards are a poor choice and should not be optioned, as gunmen lack effectiveness vs the bulk of the main assassination squad, but the remaining are extremely effective vs your fleshy ass.

>>81761519
Vader or Wolverine.

Dunno if a lightsaber could slice adamantium, and I'm guessing Wolverine is strong enough to fight Vader's force control.

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Can a light saber cut through adamantium?

>>81761519
been meaning to start memeing sin city

>>81761519
according to Empires, Vader can force choke people on a different space ship, so yeah, I'll pick Vader

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how is anyone not picking batman? this guy is OP as fuck and has unlimited resources to protect you with. he easily finds wolverines weakness and just brains him with an adamantium bullet. As for vader, I imagine he just snipes him from a distance. Vader got btfo eternally by Luke in only his second fight ever.

>>81765858
batman can't protect robin, or that maggie gylenhall character from the dark knight

>>81765883
>batman builds me a suit made out of the same material he fought superman with
checkmate

>>81766016
pretty sure a light saber can cut through it

goku

>>81766068
>he's never heard of cortosis
you are truly a pleb

>>81766117
actually, no what's a cortosis?

>>81765858
Vader was pulling his punches with Luke because of muh feelings.

>>81761519
MERV'D

>>81766141
just one of the metals that are resistant to lightsabers in the SWU. also lightsabers get shorted if submerged in water

>>81766145
luke was clearing suicidal because he had sexual desires for his twin sister, and as soon as vader mentioned her, he gained retard strength which beat vader

Nice /b/ thread guys. Top stuff as usual

>>81761519
>no one choosing Batman
Batman took on fucking Superman and survived

>>81766294
batman won't kill people, that chart is flawed

>>81766294
superman never once used his eye laser on bats

>>81761588
Choice is easy, it's Vader as the objective is protection not killing everyone. With Vader he can control the environment making sure non of those fuckers get a step near you. Wolverine for all his healing powers and agility is no match for the force, Vader can keep him and everyone out of the picture while you chill.

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>>81766294
>what is plot induced stupidity

>>81766456
Vader is going to eventually run out of battery, then he's just some immobile jerk that will die pretty soon without his life support, unless your house has a darth vader recharing egg, you're fucked

>>81761519
Wolverine is basically immortal and invincible. Either him or Darth Vader.

>>81761893

If old and weak logan can withstand Prof. Xs mind spaz, could he withstand the force? Could prime Prof. X beat Vader?

Could anyone beat Legion? NO.

>>81766535
some cop from new jersy headshot wolverine and knocked him out for 10 minutes in X-2, you can dump him in concrete in that time frame and prettymuch trap him for eternity

>>81766560
the force is mostly telekinetic and less telepathic

>>81765330

It can withstand Cyclops' eye lazer thing. So probably.

I don't get why vader gets a easy pass. There are X-men mutants that could one-man the entire star wars lineup.

>>81766631
I'm sure magneto can rekt vader, but he's not in the lineup

If this was a "fight to the death" scenario I'd pick Wolverine, because in time he beats everyone in the image.
But since the one person has to protect me I'd have to pick the strongest asspuller there, Batman.

>>81765330
someone needs to answer this. starwars and marvel are both Disney so the Disney ceo should decide?

>>81766662
well, then sora, donald and goofy is gonna kick everybody's ass

>>81766068

Pro tip. It can't.

>>81766704
can adamantium claw through it then?

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>>81766294
Id pick Bats, his plot armor is strongest, and even the one Robin that got killed was resurrected. he could just dump me in a Lazarus Pit if he fails but he wouldnt fail

>>81766723
but you'll come back a blood thirsty retard

>>81766605

Just looking at some Star Wars wiki, Adamantium can only be manipulated by Magic or at a sub-atomic level.
Vader could freeze Wolverine, but not crush his skelington, or cut it with his light sabre.

>>81761519
Howcome nobody picks hellboy, he's magic

>>81766771
what's adamantium doing on a starwars wiki?

>>81761519
Darth could force choke 6 of them and light sabre the other two

>>81766755
I thought that only happened after repeated use, after only loke 1 or 2 times you should only be marginally eviller

>>81766646

I know, i meant Vader is strong, compared to the rest of the starwars universe, which is really piss weak, while Wolverine is like low tier, but in a universe infinitely stronger.

>>81766717

I guess, he could cut the handle or vaders arm off. But lightsabers aren't really solid.

>>81765858
Batman doesn't have magic powers to sense enemies from miles away.

Vader does.

>>81766792

I googled "could a lightsabre...." and it autofilled cut Adamantium, its the first result, the quora or something.

>>81766117
That isn't canon anymore.

>>81766863
He has utility belt, stealth devices and some kind of visors.
If we are talking about battle with prep time - Batman wins against ANYONE. If we're not - it's either Wolverine or Darth Vader. Vader can't choke him for etirnity thoigh so it's Wolverine.

>>81766864
lol, the second result is

could a lightsaber block avada kedavra

well, I'm going to bed then, fuck this world, good night

>>81766923
>muh prep time
Oh here we fucking go...

I'm a Batman fag but this is dumb, Vader is a mystical sorceror with the ability to sense Bruce from literally hundreds of miles (if not thousands) away. Batman has a suit and a cape

>>81765330
Even if Vader cant cut through adamantium, he can still force choke Wolverine and use the force to pin him down, then he could use the lightsaber to shave Wolverines skin off till hes nothing but a skeleton

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>>81766957
Well, I'm fan of the character as well and I don't like batfaggotry much and threads about
>BATMAN CAN TAKEDOWN SUPES xD WATCH TDKR xD
But you know it's true. He is no much for alpha threats like Darkseid, Superman etc. He can outsmart them for awhile to survive/escape but that's all. Vader is sorceror? Who cares, he can ask Zatanna, Dr.Fate, Constantine and other much more powerful magican for some magic protection.

Batman, because fuck you.

>>81766923
>battle with prep time - Batman wins against ANYONE
No, if Bats gets prep time then eveyone gets prep time, sure Bruce has Wayne enterprises at his disposal and could build some pretty cool shit, it would mean Vader has the THE EMPIRE and the thousands of planets it comprises at his disposal... the two arent even playing the same sport at that stage, let alone being in the same league

>>81761519
Vader is a tier above everyone else and Marv is a tier below. What characters could we replace them with to make this a more even fight?

>>81761581
Vader couldnt handle a farm boy with a week's worth at best of lightsaber training.

The right answers are Dredd or Bats. Every time.

>>81766631
>It can withstand Cyclops' eye lazer thing.
Cyclops' eye beam isn't a lazer. It's just a beam of pure concussive force.
A lightsaber would slice just as easily through adamantium as it would through anything else.

>>81761519
Vader if he comes with the might of the Empire, or batman if he get's "prep time" to build magnets. some high ground, kitten shields, log booby traps etc.

>>81761708
American Sniper, the others are fictional so I win by default.

>>81767098
>Vader literally space Jesus
>son of space Jesus, naturally talented, second strongest force-user in the galaxy
>space Jesus is nerfed by biotechnology and burn wounds
Of course he loses

>>81766888
Cortosis was reintroduced in one of the recent books, but there's no reason why Batman would have access to it or know about it at all, so for the purpose of this discussion it might as well not be canon.

>>81767137
Luke used absolutely zero force powers against Vader in RotJ.

He straight up chopped him down with the Lightsaber while being pissed and unfocused.

Luke had whatever meager saber training Obiwan managed to give him and thats IT. Yoda put him through a bunch of force training with no actual climactic duel payoff.

>>81767098
isn't there like a year between the two movies and vader was trying to turn him the whole time?

>>81761519

Predator if we're talking out of character with the whole protecting you part. The only weakness predators have is toying with their prey.

>>81767152
It isnt ed cortosis anymore and the properties have changed

>>81767044
If Vader uses Emipre, Batman uses JL then. Superman solo'd Empire whulbe Batman beating shut out of Vader in Hellbat suit.

>>81767044
Batman has the whole Justice League, but Superman is more than enough to take out everyone, he can destroy an entire solar system after all.

>>81767195
What part of being the child of the Chose. One did you miss?
>Luke didnt use the force
Jedi are constantly in connection with the Force during combat, kiddo. Yes he was.

>>81767195
> Yoda put him through a bunch of force training with no actual climactic duel payoff.
90% of lightsaber combat is using the force to predict the opponents moves.

>>81767257
You missed the part where Vader easily got in Lukes head with the shit about turning Leia.

Luke was enraged and unfocused. All his training was out the window.

He was just swinging for the fences and he fucking destroyed Vader in seconds.

>it's a /co/ makes a thread on /tv/ again

>>81767292
He won due to a variety of factors, man. One of which was his lineage and history.

>>81767292
Luke literally gave in to his rage and used the Dark Side to overpower Vader before backing off.

>>81767098
>batman
Why? Because imgur facebook and reddit normie memes brainwashed into thinking batfag is superior even when he is just a overdramatic useless edgelord who would get fucked by pretty much everyone he is compared to in real life

>>81761519
>People in this thread seriously think Hellboy wouldn't mop the floor with all of these people.

I mean Vader might give him a run for his money? But Hellboy kills cosmic abominations as a day job and has personally stopped literal cosmic aeons of tentacle buttrape at the hands of elder gods, I don't think he's going to have any fucking problem killing Batman.

>>81767358
>overdramatic useless edgelord
Normies do overblow him way out of line, but to claim something like this is to be completely delusional.

>>81761708
fuck the little girls.
dread, robocop or batman has to protect you

>>81767358
>overdramatic useless edgelord
Isn't it perfect description of Vader? Batman, at least, have few good movies.

>>81767358
Bats because hes smart enough to analyze opponents before engaging and prepare accordingly. His resources leave very few potential tools beyond his reach.

Dredd because bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

>>81767350
>>81767351

Luke won because Vader was 20 years past his prime and was part extra crispy bacon.

Vader is a shit choice if he cant fend off an enraged, unhinged novice whose little training depended on maintaining absolute focus.

>>81767457
Vader has character, that description fits Darth Maul the most, when talking about the film version at least.
>Batman have few good movies
What's ANH and ESB? Overhyped, yes, but good nonetheless. Also, don't forget the EU material.

>>81767475
Luke won because Vader planned it all along and he let him win, ffs.

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>>81767493
>hurr durr Vader threw the fight

>>81761708
Q: Are the lolis included?

>hmm terminator or predator, i guess i'd go predator due to the alien tech
>predator or bats, eh, maybe i'll be a pleb and pick bats
>batman vs wolverine? bit of a tough -
>is that vader down there
>fucking VADER

None of the others are even in the same fucking league as Vader, there's no goddamn comparison. Is that the point? Is this a troll?

>>81761519
Predator because the suicide bomb is unstoppable

>>81761708
Creasy is my nigga

>>81767493
Batman has character as well, and only normies think that he is some edgelord.
All SW movies is trash though, you're just blinded by nostalgia.

>>81766771
wouldn't vader also have the full might of the Empire at his disposal?

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>>81767493
>A New Hope and Empire are overhyped
You kids need to fuck off.

>>81767607
Did you crop this? Holy fuck, are you a retard?

>>81766979

I don't think that would even stop wolverine, but i dont think wolverine could beat vader either.

>>81767607
Im laughing at the sounds multiple Arnolds and Stallones would make together

>>81767607
Dutch. No contest. Only one to fight a Predator 1v1 and win, something none of the others could manage.

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>>81767540
EMP grenade completely immobilizes Vader.

>>81767515
Do you honestly think Luke had enough in him to defeat Vader? Granted, Vader is hardly in the league of sith like Revan, Bane or Nihilus, but he's stronger than fucking Luke in RotJ.

>>81767588
>blinded by nostalgia
I've seen the OT 3 years ago and have rewatched it with my friends couple of times, I grew up with prequels, so fuck off with "muh nostalgia". Ep IV and V are solid movies, though vastly overhyped. TOR era is the best part of the SWU and KOTOR games, hell, even TCW and Rebels are much better than their movie counterparts.
>>81767609
Well, they are. As I said, they're solid movies, but not nearly the masterpiece manchildren make out of it. Play KOTOR for a change, that's true SW kino.

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>>81767607
Conan or Rocky because of Knee Chi

>>81766778

Trouble with Hellboy is he isn't really the type to be on his toes 24/7. Sure, you basically can't kill him and he's stronk as fuck, but is he immune to mind control? Can he sniff out sneaky-ass Predator or The Batman in time to save you?

>>81767649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSzMaupnx04

>>81767665
Well, SW movies maybe okay movies like some marlel flcks or Fast and Furies series, but Batman has best trilogy of all time right after LotR.

>>81767115

It can't though, Adamantium isn't affected by heat, like another anon said, there's plenty of materials in the star wars universe it can't cut through either.

I don't know why your pretending lightsabres are more than a plasma torch.

>>81767665
>EMP grenade completely immobilizes Vader.
...he... he has the FORCE...
The only thing more bewildering than OP's inclusion of a goddamn wizard in a gunfight is that there are actually anons in the thread thinking he might not be the simplest choice.

>>81761519
>>81761708
Dredd, Wick, and Frank assuming Dredd tolerates the others' crimes until after I'm safe.

>>81767251

If those two get their team then so does Wolverine. Legion could one shot supes or vader out of existence.

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>>81767665
>The original trilogy isn't a masterpiece series of films used as iconic hallmarks in American cinema and used as teaching tools in film schools and weren't pioneers in practical effects at all
>but KOTOR...
holy shit I am raging, you kids really need to leave before you start ranting about Ring Theory and want me to shoot up a Star Wars convention

>>81767730

>>81766979

>>81767733
>Batman asks any DC magican to get protection from magic
>Beats the shit out of Vader with insader or Hellbat suits
?

>>81767683
Who is this chick? Why does /pol/ post her?

>>81765330
There's some bullshit space metal that can resist lightsabers (though I'm not sure how canon it is any more), and adamantium is the top tier super metal of marvel, so I'm going to say probably not.

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>>81767665
I dont have to"think" it.

Luke crushed Vader in RotJ. Took his sword hand.

>omg vader planned to lose he threw the fight

So he planned to die and then have his son be force-pikachu'd to death when he refused the Emperor?

Or he planned to lose then actively chose to spend a few minutes watching the Emperor torture his son before springing the final bit of his master trap?

Defeat meant death. Anakin beheaded Dooku on Palpatines order after Anakin beat Dooku in single combat. If Luke didnt kill him outright, the Emperor would.

"planning to lose" is a self imposed death sentence at either Lukes or Palpatines hands.

Vader dying means Luke is helpless the instant Palpatine attacks him for refusing to take Vader's place.

Meaning Vader "planning to lose and throwing the fight" isnt just a death sentence for him, its a death sentence for Luke.

>>81767540

Star wars universe is baby-tier power levels though.

>>81767817
>DC sorcerors or magicians not on the list
>"w-well Batman gets da magic from someone and then wins! Teehee!"
Fucking christ this thread...

>>81767901

If it's just a 1v1 fight. Vader doesn't have help from the Empire, bats doesn't get Wayne Corp or JL.

>>81766923
Ah, the PREP TIME!!!
Batman fags are always the biggest joke.

I am really sorry for even remotely rational people who love Batman, because they have to witness what retards like you did to their favorite character.

"I'm Batman"
Plot Armor
Prep Time
Goodnight, sweet prince. You will be remembered the way you were before morons infested your fan base.

>>81767946
Then yes, Vader wins.
>inb4 muh prep time, prep time, prep time, prep time

>>81767788
>Legion could one shot supes or vader out of existence.
Lol nope. Supes is immune to that.
>>81767901
We were talking about battle with prep time. Sure Vader could beat Batman if they're thrown in empty room/area to fight. But if battle that way - Wolverine is the winner then. Vader can choke him as much as he wants, he can't do that forever.

>>81767986
>PREPPPP TIMMMEEEEE REEEEEEE!!!!

>>81767973
>>81768001
Can you read, mongs? It's Wolverine's victory if 1v1 fight, not Batman's. SW kids are retarded.

>>81767986
You have repeated this weird "force choke Wolverine" thing twice. Vader has a lightsaber you dumb faggot.

>>81768020
This latest conversation has been about Vader, dingus.

>>81767986
>Vader can choke him as much as he wants, he can't do that forever.

see >>81766979

>>81767727
>LotR
casting was great, but after I read the books I just couldn't watch them anymore. Fellowship until the council was good and the Bridge Of Khazadüm was great, Amon Sül scene, too, but the books are just much better. Yeah, I'm a faggot for comparing them, but what PJ did to Frodo was horrendous.
>Batman Trilogy
Godfather trilogy or Vengeance trilogy is better than both you've mentioned, unless we're talking about capeshit and the likes, I can agree since Nolan's trilogy was mostly solid, out side of TDKR.
>>81767793
What's the matter, can't handle differing opinions on the internet of all places? You can fuck off anytime, lad, and save us both time. SW isn't the greatest thing ever, nor does it come close to it. Practical effects were great for it's time and still hold out quite okay, but it's just your run of the mill fantasy story in a sci-fi setting, definitely a masterpiece! Star Trek is better anyway.
>>81767828
I maybe wrong about the whole planning part, yet Vader gave me the feel like he thought about killing Palpatine for some time, but there's no way in hell someone like Vader would lose to Luke that wasn't even in his prime, let alone that strong to take the second greatest sith lord at that era.

>>81767976

He beats Batman yes.

>>81768020
Everyone is just sick of the prep time autist argument

>>81768029
>>81768029
>>81768050
>>81768053
And Wolveringe regenerates. So?

>>81768029

Which can't cut Adamantium, and Wolverine has regenerated from a single cell before. But at the same time, vader could just freeze his movement.

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>>81768060
>all of these autistic as fuck opinions
Holy shit you are like, the parody of contrarians that wasn't supposed to be real.

Fucking disgusting.

>>81768060
>I maybe wrong about the whole planning part, yet Vader gave me the feel like he thought about killing Palpatine for some time, but there's no way in hell someone like Vader would lose to Luke that wasn't even in his prime, let alone that strong to take the second greatest sith lord at that era.

Again I reiterate. Vader lost because he was 20 years past his prime while also being part bacon. Luke fucking destroyed him.

If Vader couldnt handle a neophyte farmboy from the sandy asshole of the Empire, he cant handle anyone else in OP's pic.

Is this even a fucking contest?

Obviously Darth Vader. The nigga will force choke anyone that gets close to us. And if he can't force choke the terminator then he'll slice him in half with the light saber.

>>81768020

>It's Wolverine's victory if 1v1 fight

Honestly, I think it might be Hellboy's in that case.

>>81768060
I forgot about Godfather, my bad. So, it's
1. LotR
2. Godfather = Batman's because both third ones are meh.

And then somewhere in the top 100 SW movies which is kid's movies about space and nothing more.
What is Vengeance trilogy?

>>81768060
>I don't know the historical significance of the original trilogy and how important it was to American cinema
People write fucking books on it, kiddo.

>>81768111
>"y-you're a contrarian, waaaaah"
Is it the best you can do?
>>81768122
Oh, I wasn't arguing Vader was the strongest, but just that he is stronger than Luke, but as I said, you're probably right and I'm wrong, thanks for correcting me at least.

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>>81768148
>which is kid's movies about space and nothing more.

>>81761899

You don't need to kill Wolverine. You just need a giant electromagnet

Batman everytime. Only one I'd worry about is Vader, but Vader has sensitive electronic equipment and Batman has an EMP gun

>>81768143
He almost died from gayelf who was just a good fighter and nothing more. I doubt that, man.

>>81768122
They also go under the assumption that Vader has some sort of grandeur force powers, even though
in OT he only had some limited force choking abilities. So you could assume a lot of them could just physically overcome whatever minor force powers he throws at them.

>>81768148
But you can't honestly compare Godfather to Nolan's Batman trilogy, since the first two films are overall much stronger than Nolan's whole opus, let alone BB and TDK. Godfather is also better than LotR, sicne the trilogy undermined the book's philosophical aspect and ruining Frodo like that amidst everything is just unacceptable.
>What is V trilogy?
>"The Vengeance Trilogy (Korean: 복수 삼부작) is a series of three films, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (2002), Oldboy (2003), and Lady Vengeance (2005" (q) wikipedia
>>81768156
People write books on a lot of things, doesn't make them good nor bad.

>>81768250
>People write books on a lot of things, doesn't make them good nor bad.
What part of "groundbreaking work of American cinema that changed the film industry" >>81768217
Do you not understand?

Batman

>>81768250
Buddy, you are being a complete autist about the Star Wars OT and how important it is. How do you kids pretend to have a historical understanding of film, then proceed to display no evidence for that?

Do you also think Citizen Kane is "le boring"?

>>81768226
>gayelf
Literally, who?

>>81768279
Just because it was influential, doesn't make it a masterpiece by default.
>>81768315
Citizen Kane is a great film that still holds quite well and serves as a good example of how films evolved for the better after it. Also, where did I deny OT's influence?

>>81768363
>Also, where did I deny OT's influence?
You called it a dumb children's sci fi that wasn't that good and it doesn't matter that people study it or write books on it because it is "run of the mill". Which is the most aspie-filled argument I have ever heard.

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>lightsaber cant cut through adamantium
>adamantium is only in the skeleton
>vader force chokes, shoves light saber up wolverines ass, out his mouth and stakes him

>>81766923
>If we are talking about battle with prep time - Batman wins against ANYONE.
>>81768020
>Can you read, mongs?
Can you, imbecile? Can you read your own drooling garbage?

>>81768217
>time
Nice one, mate.
>>81768250
Well, Godfather is, ugm, what is synonim to best in it's genre in eng?
And argument with LotR like
>boor is much better reeeeeeeee
Is not making LotR any worse
>"The Vengeance Trilogy
Well, only Oldboy is great here.

>>81768425
>Wolverine's victory if 1v1 fight with no prep time
Retard.

>>81768431
The fuck is wrong with Time? The Institute of American film preservation also regards the OT as one of the most historically significant films of all time...enough to preserve the original reels.

Did some /pol/ clown tell you not to read Time or some other aspie shit?

>>81768475
National Film Registry I meant
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Film_Registry

>>81768474
>If we are talking about battle with prep time - Batman wins against ANYONE.
"ANYONE"
Do you understand meaning of words, idiot?

>>81768475
Journalism is dead, mate. Not just Time.

>>81768410
Where did I call it a dumb children's sci-fi, faggot? That was the other guy, not me. I said it was a solid movie trilogy, but not great and that it was vastly overhyped, which it most certainly is. And to repeat myself, the best part of the SWU aren't the movies, but the video games such as Republic Commando, KOTOR 1 and 2 and the whole TOR era. The cartoons aren't bad, either, and were much better than the prequels, though that's another story and not that hard to accomplish.
>le aspie argument
as opposed to defending it with "muh influence"? Fuck off.
>>81768431
Oldboy is the weakest in the trilogy.
>not making LotR any worse
But when you take a better look at it, not bringing books into the discussion, it isn't the best trilogy of all time and it has it's issues, Frodo being a tremendous pussy, pacing, forced comic relief with Hobbits, the relationship between Arwen and Aragorn and all that, but overall the trilogy was good and perhaps the best adaptation we could have hoped for, the casting was 10/10, OST was great and elevated most of the scenes, especially the Amon Sül one.

>>81768554
Well, it's WITH prep time. Late conversation with anons were about fight without it. So get lost, faggot.

>>81768572
It isn't, you just watch shitty news. Probably from outlets that reinforce your beliefs.

I was gonna make one of these for old horror movie slasher villains, any suggestions apart from the obvious few?

>>81768596
You don't get to claim a film is "overhyped" when it currently sits in a vault of preserved films based on the criteria of being ONE OF THE MOST CULTURALLY SIGNIFICANT FILMS in American cinema.

So yes, you are an aspie.

>>81768596
You even have underage opinions on Lord of the Rings. I never bought into this "generations after me suck" meme, but holy fuck this Gen Z is horrible.

How the fuck can Vader choke Wolverine when Wolverine's neck bones are made of Adamantium it's also established that Wolverine would pretty much wake up as soon as vader stops choking him. Could Vader even lift Wolverine he's shown to weigh over 300 pounds, why don't Jedis just lift and strangle all their enemies? I don't think it's that easy. Lightsabers can cut through weak metals easy but it's been shown that harder medals take time so I don't think it would be that easy for vader to just chop wolverine into pieces but his skeleton would probably get messed up.

Vader is also shown to not be that dynamic in the fights in the OT. He's just way better with a lightsaber than Luke. All Wolverine would need to do is stab Vader once and Vader would be done for since he's a shriveled up old man inside the suite.

Actual fight would go like this. Wolverine runs Vader, vader tries to stop him with the force but can, He hits Logan with the lightsaber which wounds him and damages his adamantium skeleton but Wolverine is able to stab him a couple times and kill him.

>>81768686
Enclosed space or open air? Have you seen 1000 rats? In a closed room, that would be literally terrifying.

>>81768686
15 wolves

>>81768596
>Frodo being a tremendous pussy
Under influence of goddamn ring? Wew.
>pacing
it has good pacing thorugh the whole trilogy.Events develop evenly.
>the relationship between Arwen and Aragorn
generic movie romance. There is no good romances anyway.
>>81768622
Any big news company is either under control of government or can be bought by big corp like disney to shill their movies. I'm watching news from unbiased sources who doesn't give a single shit about government policy.

>>81761708

i take punisher alone
if he wants me dead im fucked regardless of whos protecting me

>>81761519
Vader, because Batman won't kill you, he'll just give you to authorities

>>81768758
Nah, he couldn't even kill Joker.

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>>81768752
>ALL BIG NEWS COMPANIES ARE CONTROLLED BY GUBMENT I ONLY TRUST UNBIASED NEWS ON YOUTUBE VIDS OR INFOWARS THAT REAFFIRM MY OPINIONS
>TIME??? LOLOLOL

I specifically responded to your prep time gibberish >>81766923 with >>81767973, cunt
Stop ovulating all over the thread and go suck a dick to release the tension.

>>81768752
>I'm watching news from unbiased sources
Name three so I can see your level of autism.

>>81768653
Again, you're mixing influence with quality of the said trilogy. If anything, you're the one who's the closest to being an aspie, since your opinion mostly consists of ad populum and that's all you're capable of, at least that's the vibe I got thus far.
>>81768693
What do you love so much about the trilogy? And please refrain from using buzzwords without something to back them up with, because that's just pathetic.
>>81768752
>there is no good romances anyway
False, just because LotR and a lot of other movies have bad ones, doesn't mean there are none. The one in Drive between the Driver and the girl was a good example of how romance should be done. Wasn't forced and felt natural, as opposed to the one in LotR.
>good pacing
It constantly goes back and forth between Frodo, Gandalf and the Fellowship, which ruins the pacing a little bit.
>ring influence
That doesn't excuse him for being that much of a tremendous pus. Just take a look at his book counterpart, when Nazghul stabbed him he basically told them to fuck off, in the mines of Moria he was the first to charge against the Uruks and helped Boromir with holding the gate, and not to mention how one of the Uruks rushed him with the spear almost killing him and what did he do? He shrugged it like it was nothing. Ring influence my ass, PJ just doesn't know how to write.

>>81768795
Well, every huge mass media is pro-govermnet in my country and as I seen, in USA too, I don't give a single shit about your govermnet, but haven't you noticed REALLY HARD shilling for Hillary?

>>81768849
Why are you talking about Hillary? A little late to the game, kid.

>Arguing about which fictional character would be best suited to defend you against other fictional characters. In one common universe which merges all of their respective universes in one, completely disregarding their respective power levels in their respective universe meaning. Without any objective way of scaling power levels after the merge.

Rethink your lives you turbo autists.

>>81768733
What the fuck would 15 wolves do against 1000 rats?? what would any of the other do against a 1000 fucking rats? a single human with a gun would do jack shit against a 1000 motherfucking RATS!

i'd pick the rats simply because none of the others would be able to protect me from them.

>>81761519
Hellboy would fuck most of their shit up
8 of them coming all at once is fucked situation no matter what but Hellboy is the easily the strongest cause he all sorts of fucking magic

>>81768849
Again, where do you get your news

>>81768830
Mine is not from USA/UK so it will not say much for you.
>>81768842
>The one in Drive between the Driver and the girl
>Just Driver being autist and not even banging her, also left her
Nice one trully.
>a little bit.
And for you maybe.
>look at his book counterpart
I don't need to. Movie one looked pretty natural. If book verson were BADASS, good for him. It doesn't make adaptation any worse.
>>81768866
I'm just give you example of biased mass media in the USA. Don't like /pol/ shit? Fine, read reviews about Ghostbusters, Hidden figures, Moonlight, Get out or Marvel movie.

>>81761519
Vader would rape all of those dudes

>nice robot/adamantium body you got there
>lighstaber

>>81768882
You've gotten factor in being able to fight yourself, and with some nice shoes you'd be able to stomp some of the rats whilst your animal bro helps you out. The rats aren't going to be working in complete unison too.

>>81768686
Torn between 3 bears or 2 gorillas. Probably go for the bears.

>>81767195
You know Vader was intentionally holding back against his fucking son right?

Or did you think he just had a change of heart at the last second and didn't have those feelings before?

>>81768351
Main villain of the second movie.

>>81768946
>Fine, read reviews about Ghostbusters, Hidden figures, Moonlight, Get out or Marvel movie.
What does any of this prove? I don't even know what the point is.

>A lightsaber can cut adamantium

Even in the starwars universe there's a list of metals that can't be cut by light sabers

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Lightsaber-resistant_materials

I'm guessing since wolverines survived nuclear blasts and the adamantium is resistant to radiation and plasma it wouldn't even dent him.

>>81768946
He wasn't a badass, but he wasn't a tremendous pus, either. He suffered a lot, but didn't feel the need to moan about it every second of screen time or in this case in each chapter. If the Frodo in the movie was done as well as let's say Shinji in NGE, I wouldn't complain, but he was just forced.
>not even banging her
Is that what you constitute as good romance, a couple banging? And you're mocking me. The romance worked because the Driver grew as a character through each of their interactions and he left her solely to drive off the baddies away from her and her son. He had good intentions and loved her, which was quite evident in the film. Try again, faggot.

>>81769022
That mass media is biased and doesn't have own opinion and only follows the sjw/any other shitty policy or can be bought?

>>81761966
>and can sense anything coming
He couldn't sense the millennium falcon and it parked on his ship's ass.

>>81769096
I don't know who Shinji is.
>He had good intentions and loved her
>being this pussy
>calling other people faggots
Really?

>>81763865
So he already has experience with the Predator and any future fight would be significantly easier.

>>81769150
The over hyping of Vader's powers in this thread is embarrassing. Honestly Anakin would stand a better chance against Wolverine than Vader. Since Vader is actually a frail old man in a robot suite Wolverine would chop him into pieces.

>but muh light saber
It can't cut adamantium it would be hilarious to see Vader try that shit and see the light saber bounce off wolverine. The one chance he would have is to stab wolverine in the eye with the light saber but since he's so frail and wolverine is more dynamic it would never happen.

>>81769156
What should he have done, endanger her like her husband and potentially get her child killed? He acted like a man and was one.
>being this pussy
Are you gonna spout buzzwords all day, little doggie, or are you going to say something of worth?

>>81768980
i wont be able to do shit once a few of them grab hold and start climbing on my legs then my face and start biting my eyes out, or just start jumping on me til i trip and then its all over, it'll be like that scene in Jurassic park where the tiny dinos eat that guy expect 1000 times worse, same for whatever it is protecting me, do you have any idea how large a group of 1000 rats are? i'd be overrun in no time.

>>81761708
Benicio and Collateral

>>81762320
When has Wick tried protecting someone?

>>81769368
His dog

>>81769276
He should bang her and left like real man do. Who the hell cares about NOT YOUR kid.
>Are you gonna spout buzzwords all day, little doggie, or are you going to say something of worth?
You first, cuck.

>>81769421
He was ambushed and then some dude killed it. He wasn't protecting it. It was just his dog.

>>81769454
As expected.

>>81769468
Exactly he didnt protect it it died

>>81769514
The premise is that the character is actively protecting you. You aren't attacked while they happen to be in the vicinity.

>>81769547
You might get ambushed by the others too so you'll end up like the puppy. HOWEVER Dark Vader would sense someone entering the room so that wouldnt happen

GG ez thinking really

>>81769571
Vader couldn't protect his mother. Ergo, he would fail.

>>81769615
That's Anakin, not Vader.

>>81769615
He was a child then

>>81769632
Anakin was more powerful than Vader. Ergo, Vader would do even worse.

The Bat.

Canonically only Deathstroke has ever beaten him. And they're at 1-1.

Terminator: Bats has beaten several Amazos. They have the power of super humans, including supes.

Predator: As fights go, this is a 'regular' fight. Bats win.
Wovlerine: Given that magneto has used his powers of magnetism to fuck with wolverine, I'm sure bats would do the same.
Hellboy: This one I struggle for an answer with, but thats why i chose the bat. If he can beat the justice league, he can beat scottish baby demon.
Dredd: My second choice, again, as fights go, this is regular.
Vader: The force is obviously an issue. One we've seen over-come by either other force users, or a fucking bounty hunter.
Marv: Toughest fight for bats, not sure how he'd win this either.
Robocop: Mate, he'd beat terminator, he'd beat dildo-jesus.

>>81766346

He doesn't have to kill to win. Watch Justice League: Doom. He has a plan to take any or all of the JLA out of action if need be. He's smart enough to win without killing. If he can take superman, green lantern and wonder woman out, he can beat anyone on that list.

>>81768686

Bears.

There used to be this animal fighting ring thing in california way back in the early days of the US.

They had bears.

They shipped in every dangerous animal to fight a bear.

Bear won literally every fight, and i mean literally one fucking bear. Nothing evolved to be able to take a bear crushing your skull if it wants your skull crushed.

>>81768686
I'm torn between wolves and falcons, I'd probably go with wolves.

>>81769667
> Anakin > Vader

no
an experienced and wiser Vader would shitstomp Anie

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>>81761708
bonus bonus round? same rules

>>81771661
He could barely move, and was defeated by his poorly trained son. Meanwhile Anakin defeated some of the most powerful force users in the galaxy.

>>81770247
>man shoot bear in the brain
Now what?

>>81771846
could you sauce me up with all of them?

>>81772521
can't remember all of their names but they are the bigbads from the movies:
Demolition Man; 5th element; Robocop;
Hardcore Henry; The Matrix; Dredd;
Total Recall; Terminator 2; Highlander

>>81768686
a guy with a fucking gun of course

>>81771846

Does smith get killed when the body he is inhabiting dies or only when someone does whatever neo did to delete him at the end of the 1st movie

this is very important

>>81771846
Smith can manipulate time and space and can resurrect through any person nearby. Not even a contest.

>>81764842
He could definitely smell them tho

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>>81768871
Well, most of them are quickly discharged. 80 iq retard Wolverine, Robocop, Sin City Mickey Rourke, Dredd - all go down. Batman EASILY discharges all of them. With Terminator it can be a bit more difficult, but still realistic. Same with Predator. So, who is left? Hellboy and Vader. Hellboy almost lost to acrobat elf with no superpowers whatsoever and some gay lance or sword or whatever. So, Vader is the only contender left. But I haven't watched the steaming pile of shit Star Wars is, thankfully this shit universe has not leaked into my mediafield ever, so I don't know his powers, except meme le epic choke man and lightsaber.

So, el Batman it is. He's also from comics, so even if I die I'd probably be resurrected with some powers as compensation or whatever since I'm just a simple boy who dindu nuffin.

>>81774878
>Hellboy almost lost to acrobat elf with no superpowers whatsoever and some gay lance or sword or whatever.
Gayelf had a weapon enchanted to kill immortals and Hellboy was trying his best to take him alive. Without something like it Batman has nothing to even harm Hellboy with.

>>81775067
Hmm. But Hellboy drinks beer iirc. Meaning it affects him? Batman could work something around that at least. Can't Hellboy be rendered immobile somehow? If a truck hits him, he will move, right? Perhaps some sound system like the one Batman used vs Superman. Freeze him or something, etc. Even I can come up with few solutions, surely le mastah wayne can too.