Would you watch a new Home Alone movie with Macaulay reprising

Absolutely. This is how you do a reboot, Jews.

>>81758006
Whats his numbero on the el JUSTo scale?

>>81758006
Yeah, except this time when the two crooks break in, they find Kevin dead with a needle up his arm and they're falsely convicted of homicide when the police arrive.

>>81758006
>implying kevin wouldn't be the one robbing houses now. Matching with with another kid left home alone.
Twist ending: he rapes and murders the kid. Its really a sequel to the good son.

Yeah, especially if Kevin McAllister became a 30 year old NEET who lives at home and misses the family vacation after a snowstorm destroys the power grid but he finds clever ways to cook tendies and hot pockets despite the power outage

Only if he's the thief being taught the ropes by Pesci and Stern and he uses his traps to thwart the cops.

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>>81758006
Only if it is super dark and has Kevin (Culkin) becoming a meth-head burglar himself and taking a family hostage, only to be thwarted by a team of household pets.

>>81758006
The new predator is basically home alone 5. It would be amazing if MC did a cameo.

>>81758006
Only if he gets to fuck Mila Kunis on his parent's bed

>>81758106
>>81758153

I'd watch this.

>>81758153
>only to be thwarted by a team of household pets.

This please.

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>>81758082
>>81758106
>>81758124
>>81758135
>>81758153
>/tv/

>>81758176
wut

did they make two more home alones?

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>>81758153
i like dis

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>robbers are release from prison and going through 12 steps
>have to make amends to Kevin
>find out he was traumatized and a meth addict
>they have to go through a meth house to reach kevin
>booby traps manifest themselves in the form of memories/flashbacks of regret
>they reach the basement to find Kevin has OD'd
>"You are home, but not alone" as they hold him
>camera pans to light cracking through basement window, we see a white pigeon watching from outside

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>>81758592

>>81758006
when did this nigga turn into Cricket?

>>81758006

he's smiling because he voted trump

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>>81758592
>Cannes Select

>>81758592
God damn...

>HOME ALONE REBOOT
>13 year old Allen is out of school for summer vacation
>exploring the abandoned house in the woods
>big old mansion that never got torn down, secluded in the woods
>Allen explores the house a bunch, finds a key in the basement, get's tired and falls asleep in one of the old bedrooms
>wakes up to 2 men searching the house for something
>tries to run
>caught and blindfolded by the two men
>third man's voice is heard
>"Looks like we have a new friend. Who are ya, kid."
>Muffled, "Who are YOU?!"
>removes blindfold
>"My name's...Kevin. I think you have something that belongs to me."
>Macaulay Caulkin is the leader of the bandit gang

>>81758006
It needs to be an extremely dark sequel, with Kevin all grown up.

Always chasing the high of well executed traps endangering trespassers, he's elevated his game. He begins holding entire families hostage and setting traps for the police--expect something like Saw or The Collector. After Macaulay grabs a high profile family, the FBI is forced to bring in Pesci and Stern as consultants. In the end, Macaulay either dies or is apprehended while the former burglars escape custody.

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>>81758644
it's uncanny

>>81758006
DUDE YOU'RE THE KID FROM HOME ALONE LMAO

>>81759534
PUNISHED KEVIN

>>81759884
This is basically a better version of my idea I posted here: >>81759534

>>81760097
A KID DENIED BY HIS FAMILY

>>81758592
meta-kino at the highest levels

>>81758176
>>81758255
They've made five home alones alresdy

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>>81758592
>"You are home, but not alone" as they hold him

>>81760134
https://youtu.be/jRQCNfmhMpo

Old Kevin sit on the throne like king Conan on top of a white house surrounded by elaborate traps thingamajig going on for miles surrounded with barbed wire and military hovering with helicopters in a stormy night.He has nuclear codes.

>>81758006
It should be a shot for shot remake only with 30 something year old Kevin

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>New Home Alone movie
>New kid actor reprises role
>Parents leave for vacation and lets the new kid be in charge of the house
>Camera shows an adult Macauley Culkin hooked on drugs
>Macauley skulks around the neighbourhood to find a house to rob to pay for his drug addiction
>He walks around until he sees the kid's parents loading their luggage into the car
>Macauley targets the house as he realises the parents are going away for some time
>The sun sets and Macauley prepares to rob the house
>Due to drugs, he stumbles around the backdoor as he tries to break in and makes a ruckus and startles the kid
>The kid prepares booby traps and as Macauley cleverly dodges and disarms most of them due to past experience
>As he disables the final trap, he reaches the boy and sees an innocent young boy that reminds him of himself
>Breaks down and cries as he realises how he threw his life away on drugs
>Macauley hugs the boy and leaves the home to start a new life

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>>81758592
Blew my fucking mind

>>81758592

K I N O
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>>81758592

>>81758124
That would be fucking hilarious

and a bit relatable

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>>81758592
>"You are home, but not alone"

HOME ALONE ALL GROWN UP
>Kevin tramautized by events in first 2 movies
>Kevin's dad dies in 9/11
>family hits hard times in 2008 financial crisis
>the house gets bought by rich douchebags just before his mom can get the money
>Kevin gets arrested for petty crime
>gets thrown in jail with Marv and Harry
>they oddly enough reminisce about old times
>Kevin hatches plan to rob his old house with Marv and Harry when they all get parole
>when out of jail, Kevin breaks into his old house. He doesn't want to rob it, he goes into his old room and removes a secret floor panel that has a pic of his family, and one of the turtle doves that he gave the homeless lady
>Kevin overhears Marv and Harry outside planning to rob the house and blame it on Kevin to get him back in jail for revenge
>Kevin stops this by designing new traps with an iPad
>Marv and Harry fall into the traps, but in the end catch Kevin
>they're about to kill him when a policeman shows up
>the policeman is Mitch Murphy, the kid from Home Alone who still lives across the street
>Marv and Harry go back to jail
>Mitch lets Kevin go and laughs saying "I thought you were always lying about those robbers"

THE END

>watching Home Alone
>1990 was so fucking comfy
>Chicago wasn't the fucking hell hole it is today

>>81761178
They seriously let this hobo within arm's reach of the POTUS? He just looks like he's prepared to shank someone.

>>81761371
Time to get some glasses, grandpa.

>>81761487
baited

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>>81761178

>Kevin's final boobytrap was 9/11

>>81758006
What the fuck? He looks like shit

>>81761804
That's not even a fucking boobytrap, you retard.

His final boobytrap was his suicide vest with a dead man's switch.

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>>81758592

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only if they bring back buzz

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>>81758006
Dunno how this hasn't been made desu. It would break every box office record ever

I want to see Macauley play Donald Trump in a biopic

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>>81762895
he'd be good for the role if he put on a little bit of weight

>>81758006
I would only watch a Macaulay movie if it's gonna be a Kurt Cobain biopic

>>81758124
sounds like the big lebowski which every liberal loves, so relate-able.

>>81762348
>>81762557
You can tell which actors had their balls chopped off and had a lobotomy done, loser looks like he never went through puberty.

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>>81762937
>he never lived to see his favorite son take on the world and win

He would have been so proud

>>81758006
No.
Fuck you.

>>81764629
How does that sound like Big Lebowski?

>>81758006
>Would you watch a new Home Alone movie with Macaulay reprising the role?
so Homeless Alone?

>>81758006
>after years of suffering from abandonment issues
>his family leaves him to housesit while they go somewhere
>he is a fulltime NEET because of his childhood trauma
>hfw robbers try to break it again
>shenanigans happens one last time

>>81764905
>he puts dangerous traps like bear traps
>as a robber steps on it, he comes out with a pistol and executes the robber
>'don't breath' vibe in the movie

10/10 would pay to watch

Crooks break in. Caulkin is just glad to have some company.

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>>81758592

>>81758006
sure but make it a horror

>>81758006
Yes, If all his traps were made from drugs, needles, pipes and such and he was trying to protect himself from the memories of his best friend who killed himself after being molested by a powerful Hollywood executive

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https://youtu.be/2-3wkbqmgxs?t=3557

>>81758055
Same number as the cocks your mum sucks on a daily basis

>>81758006
I hope in the new one they finally explain why marv turned into a skeleton

>>81758006
Of course, what do I look like some type of faggot?

>>81758006
Yes. It's the only way to do it right.

>>81758106
This. It would be interesting to see him go toe to toe with some clever but amateur kid, setting traps, trying to outdo each other, but in the end, Kevin has experience, not to mention the legendary talent he already had when he was a kid, and the new kid would put up a good fight, but in the end Kevin would run circles around him. It would be like the Luke vs. Vader duel in Empire but with traps and contraptions.

But the new kid doesn't die. Instead he narrowly escapes, setting the stage for a trilogy where the new kid keeps running into Kevin, and they battle until Kevin is finally defeated at the end of the third movie.