How do DCucks explain this?

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They can't.

>>81754095
Not to mention he completely ignored his advice and become fucking Superman.

>>81754504
So does that mean papa sups died in vain?

>>81754615
Yes.

>>81754036
By saying what we've always said - Cap's character and first two movies are among the best things the MCU has ever made and Steve and Bucky's friendship has genuine dramatic weight and human warmth.

CW was a clusterfuck where Cap and Bucky took a back seat to the "Tony Show." If it had actually been a story focused on Cap and Bucky with the Accords being the backdrop instead of the focus and no contrived, zero stakes playground fight clumsily crammed into the center of the film, it could have been a good story. Instead, it was a toy ad that pandered to the lowest common denominator.

Yes, Justice League is going to be lighter in tone than Bruce's previous appearance, just as the guy who wrote both scripts was saying it would be before BvS was even released. That's Bruce's arc through BvS - fallen knight on a redemption arc. JL is Bruce with his hope and faith in humanity restored, which is precisely what he was talking about at the end of BvS.

Does that pretty much cover it?

>>81754964
tl;dr

DC sucks LOL

>>81754615
He comitted suicide for literally no reason, to save a dog.
A dog that jumps out of the truck and runs away on its own.
Bravo snyder.

>>81755055
Here's your (you), you memeing fuck.

/out.

>>81754964
>admits he's a cuck
>admits Marvel is superior
>admits DCEU is a convoluted fucking mess
DCucks truly are fascinating

>>81755327
>admits he can't fucking read

>>81755365
>DAMAGE CONTROL
Youre fucking pathetic kid

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>>81754095
brainlets get out

>>81754504
>>81754615
And Superman also died which was what Pa Kent was trying to prevent

>>81755825
>implying I'm going to read all of that
DCucks need to type out entire fucking essays to explain one scene from a movie. Sad!

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>>81755055

>>81755928
No you just don't get it. A picture is worth a thousand words.

>>81755674
>devotes all his free time to tearing down something he hates
>can only get by trolling for (you)s in DC threads because Mickey infantilized Marvel to the point there's nothing to discuss.
>MCU bait threads either devolve into discussion of back when it was good or become DC threads.
>MCU can't even inspire passionate love, let alone passionate hate, so he's forced to cuck himself by (hopefully) pretending to be dumber than he is.
>doesn't even have the balls to do anything but troll. Poorly.
>Will respond to this with one sentence and debate over whether or not to use an Evans picture.
>Doesn't even realize that his faggotry alienated people from his "brand."

Yeah, you nailed it. I'm the pathetic one. Bye.

>>81755837
So the tornado was doomsday, and the dog was humanity. And so Pa Kent wanted to show him how to sacrifice himself for lower beings so Superman could one day become space jesus.

>>81754036
What is this image trying to say

>>81756120
so Superman's ghost will appear at the Himalaya?

>>81756087
>I'm the pathetic one. Bye.
That whole post is pathetic. Have you ever considered how much time you need to cohabitate the same threads to get that level of fammiliarity?
Have you considered the possibility that there you're both saddest faggots?
You should. You really really should.

>>81754036
Marvel wins again

>>81756140
Well on the mountain top, where he helps Muhammed (pbuh) rise into heaven.
Batman bin al fiki is obviously Muhammad, btw.
Wonder woman represents the proud jewish race, which predates both of them.
Its about how the superiority of abrahamic tradition can only be appreciated when they set aside their problems and work together.
Deepest lore.

how come Captain america 1 and 2 were so good but civil war was a pile of shit that only a mentally disabled goldfish might enjoy?

>>81756087
>alienated people from his "brand."
Is that why CW made over $1 billion at the box office? How much did BvS make again? Reminder: They both had the exact same budget.

>>81754036
stfu op both are kino

>>81754036
>using a fucking scene from a trailer
wew

>Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase. And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there
>Hahaha, I have famously huge turds!


Woah what is this....?!!!! KINO!

>>81754095
>"STOP, invincible son! You are a literal god among insects, but the planet isn't ready for you yet. I hope that in the past 18 years of your life I have taught you the morals needed to not abuse your gifts. I did not intend for this to be my final act on this Earth, but I'm somewhat glad it is. Even if it pains you, you must wait before revealing yourself to the world. I do not know when that time will be but I feel inside that one day the existential shock you gave me and your mother when we found you will be delivered to the whole world one day. Because if you exist then who knows what could be out there? Unlike you however the shock may be followed up with a legitimate threat and at that time you will there to protect your mother and everyone else on this rock like the good man we raised you to be. Please be strong for them both, my son. Endure all the death from human threats and natural disasters because they are preferable to you revealing your presence. Let it strengthen your resolve to one day protect us all. As I stare into eyes here with this tornado roaring behind me, I just want you realize that you were sent to this planet for a reason and saving me isn't it, but above all I want you know that I love you."

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>>81754964
>>81755055
XD KEK

>>81754095
>kevin costner voice
no matter what he says it comes out sounding like silk

>>81756612
>Things that fall are fallen

Who even wrote this, i hope they didn't get paid

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>>81755055

>>81757976
Brainlet.

>>81756763
>....?!!
Cringe

>>81756800
Stop, indestructible son of mine

I, the 52 year old human, am more qualified than you to find and rescue this dog inside a tornado, even though you can lift a bus since you were 13.
Ohh would you look at that, the dog got away by itself.
*waits 15 seconds*
K, Clark bye, don't save anyone pls

>>81754036
>DC: leave the quips to us
Marvel BTFO. this is how DC turns it around and become the undisputed KINGS of cinema.

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>>81756612
>what falls.....is......FALLEN
woah dude fuckin deep

>>81758015
Stop pretending that dialogue in DC films is deep, it's not, it sounds like phrases from a pretentious Tumblr post.

Marvel is not much better but they know how to handle it, so they go: "Yeah it's fucking ridiculous, but they are comic book characters made for kids, what the fuck do you want, theology lessons?"

And DC characters just say shit because #Deep.
And idiots watch it and go : omg de zimblism, people dont like it cuz they dont understand

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>>81756298

Captain America is easily Marvel's best character.

Civil War wasn't a Captain America movie, it was Avengers 2.5

>The work frank miller did for dc was better than the work frank miller did for marvel

The autism in these threads are astounding

>>81754964
>zero stakes
The stakes were wether Cap would be able to save Bucky or not which knowing their relationship from the previous 2 movies makes the stakes the more important in any MCU movie were it's just "save the world/galaxy from blowing up"

>>81754036
that im rich is a pretty good line though.

didnt like the movies but that one line is good.

>>81754036
>managed to find literally the only dramatic moment in the MCU