Did all the dragons have the same endgame as Smaug?

>>81750724
Inigo.jpg

>>81750724
>posting the fake image
Someone post the real image please

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>>81751105
Superimposed against a modern city for scale

>>81751271
The city is actually the thing that is superimposed in that image.

>>81751549
This is why no one invites you to parties, anon.

>>81751575
I wouldn't enjoy them anyway.

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>>81751105

>>81751575
>being invited to parties

Begone normie.

i wanna see a movie about ancalagon wreaking havoc.

>>81752000
I get invited all the time. I don't have facebook but people will go out of their way to invite me to stuff. Doesn't mean that I go. I'm not a party person.

>>81752106
You mean. You are to scared to go. Faggot. Smh

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more realistic desu senpai

>>81753053
he's a big guy.

He was big enough to block out the sun so imagine a really large cloud.

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>>81751105

>>81751271
*blocks your sun*

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>>81753053
Imagine the size of Ancalagons' dick. It'd fill half a football stadium

>>81752462
>being afraid of normans

why? I genuinly don't like spending time with new people. Maybe that's a kind of cowardice, but it's mostly because I can't muster up the energy to act like I give a shit about what they say anymore.

>>81750724
whats the point of wings if the dragon is that big

>>81753512
>what is the point of wings
to fly anon to fly

>>81751575
Parties are for faggots. Going to bars and clubs alone is easy picking. Literally find a girl in under an hour

>>81750724
>What is square/cube law

Was Tolkien fucking retarded?

>>81754211
anon, you know this is all pretend right?

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>>81754991
You're telling me THIS isn't stupid? His head would be in the atmosphere

>>81755066
why do you think you know where the atmosphere is?

>>81753250
Dragons don't have dicks, they're reptiles.

>>81755121
>Dragons don't have dicks
Thats not what my collection of dragon dildos would imply.

>>81754211
>Its magic
>I dont got to explain shit

i want to fuck a dragon

>>81755066
The atmosphere is 70 some miles above ground level.

>>81755660
its irrelevant thats earth, Tolkien never said how far up the atmosphere is. He did say the world is lit and warmed by the light of two trees so that might give people some idea what tolkien thought of physics in ME

>>81755333
Hate to break it to you , but I think the dragon would be fucking you, not the other way around.

>>81756049
In the first age the world was still flat.
Eru broke the world into a globe when the numenoreans threatened to land on the shores of aman. Valinor still exists on a tangent to middle earth reached by the straight path. If you watched an elven ship sail west you'd see it get smaller and smaller as it approached the horizon, but it would never cross the horizon. Its following the same path it would if the world wasnt round.

>>81756459
You should play some trials in tainted space. You can fuck ANYTHING.

>>81756464
yea, kinda my point real world physics don't apply to middle earth even after the fall of numenor