How many of you are secretly celebrities? Be honest now.

I'm famous and nobody even knows

Not a celebrity but have been in minor non-background roles for a around 15 Hollywood works.

One of them won an Oscar.

stop stealing my flags

Hehe ;)

i'm angelina jolie

>>81748706
That's pretty neat. Suicide Squad?

I'm Tom Sizemore, had a good run in the 90's. Working hard to get my career back on path.

I already told you that I'm Daddario in the last thread. AMA

>>81748648
mel gibson

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I'm Batman

I'm a composer, made film music for some Polish movies and then I was nominated for an Oscar for the first Hollywood film I scored, but it's been a downfall since then, heh. I live in a shitty one room apartment because I can't afford anything else, I feel like I have too much time on my hands, not enough work...

I'm Ariel Winter. You won't believe me so it doesn't matter. I'm currently naked but it's gross because I haven't shaved my vagina

>>81748811
who dat

>>81748648
I'm somewhat famous on youtube

>>81748913
Fag

>>81748648
I was a minor celebrity in the 80s.

>>81748874
Only interesting answer

>>81748648
This board isn't left-wing enough for celebrities. Anyone who admits to going here would be blacklisted.

>>81748706
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

>>81748750
he was one of the guards at bel reve

>>81748913
Jenny?

I'm Negan

>>81749055
you're like that assigned gender comic except instead of being a tranny you can't talk about anything other than your altright talking points and never shut the fuck up.

Macauley Culkin here, ama while my crack pipe heats up

im not hollywood but i work in politics for a person who was somewhat connected to hollywood and had a television show

>>81748648
My father met a celebrity once. He was a real dummy.

>>81748648

I'm Ian Brandon Anderson

>>81748648
i'm THE Taylor

I tried out for a movie and didn't get the role.
So I gave up.

>>81749335
Don't give up anon. I want you to succeed.

I play a non-movie star wars role.

I'm a big guy

>>81748648
I am your daddy

>>81748899
tits or gtfo, just to maintain tradition

>>81748648
I've heard from a pretty trustworthy source that the goose is loose

>>81749177
Sup Bannon

>>81748909
FUCKING NEWFAGGGG REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>not knowing mammario
back to redddit

>>81749055
>This board isn't left-wing enough for celebrities.
>implying hollywood is leftwing and not just corrupt centrist neoliberal shills

I am the stuntman in your home movies

Here's another hard question: How many of you are celebs and /pol/pilled?!

>>81748648
I'm not a celebrity any more.

>>81749055

Friends of Abe

>>81748648
Not me......

>>81748648
I'm Taylor Swift, like the rest of you faggots all I do is sit on here when I'm not made to be doing something else

>>81748874
What film senpai?

I'm paul dano

>>81748874
Are you Jan Andrzej Paweł Kaczmarek?

>>81748648
I'm Shea LeBuff.

Give me my fucking flag back, guys.

>>81749055

if it looks like a duck...

>>81749279
Sure you are, and i'm The Man In The Pickle Suit.

I'm that nigger who shot that old nigger in Cleaveland

You guys hate/love talking about me.

I'm actually Taylor Swift and I'm seriously considering timestamping and deleting for the two people who would see it just because of the other people pretending. If j00t hadn't made it a minutes wait to delete it I would.

>>81749279
I'm God Bear

>>81748648
Now that you mention it, I happen to be Matt LeBlanc. Did you know when I auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" I only had $11 dollars to my name? When we got our paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. I bought a hot dinner.

IF THERE ARE CELEBS HERE

Come on, give us a little tease, please

My night is boring as shit

>>81748913
So you browse /tv/ too, don't ya pewds?

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>>81748706

>>81749279
I'm Clyde Cash

I have a Youtube channel with nearly 10,000 subs

So I guess you could say I'm a big deal

>>81748913
Adam?

HEY EVERYBODY IT'S ME SAM ROCKWELL

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>>81752661
'Sup Tay. I haven't listened to your latest music but I'm sure it sounds good

>>81752922
DELETE THIS

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>>81752976
Only if Taylor posts some proofs

>>81752836
I have 67 beat that

>>81752836
HAH, I have 3.

>>81748913
https://youtu.be/eOULQZ0qRUQ
Same. You know, just the driveanon.

>>81749246
That explains why his son posts on 4chan.

I'm a BBC radio 2 DJ.