Post little known facts about your favorite Star Wars™ character.

Ben Kenobi was actually a hardcore MGTOW and Jared Taylor acolyte.

He lived alone in the desert to avoid niggers, Jews and women.

Fun fact: alec guinness hated star wars and was ashamed he was ever a part of it

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>>81748127
This little guy was a robot and he only talked in whistles and beeps. His robot friends called him Are Too Dee Too, and he was, by far, the most important historical figure involved in the Great Rebellion against the Galactic Empire.

>>81748127
Fun Fact: Star Wars is for 12 year olds.

>>81748127
Fun fact: When Alec Guinness auditioned for the role Old Ben Kenobi in "Star Wars" he only had $11 to his name. When the cast got their pay checks, the first thing Mark Hamill bought was a car. Alec Guinness told a child to fuck off.

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In addition to being a wretched hive of scum and villainy, Mos Eisley was also notoriously easy to get lost in.

>>81748189
>implying he didn't father a daughter who would later give birth to Rey

>>81748533
Casper knew this.

>>81749030
When is he getting his own movie?

>>81749410
>Lost
As soon as they find him sendpie

FUN FACT: #56
Wamp rats are now on Tatooines endangered species list.

Captain Panaka became a hardcore Imperial dude and died on the second Death Star during the original canon

>>81748189
> lived in the desert to avoid Jews, niggers

Good luck with that

>>81748127
Han Solo lives in a floating castle

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Chebacca dies when a moon falls on him

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>>81749030
neat, does this chap have his own figurine by chance?

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>>81748127
han shot second

>>81748213
Not true, he was actually pissed off he dies in ANH, hence why comes back in the next two

>>81748571
10/10

>>81749030
Actually that's Master Vel'd Krux, a native of Had Abbadon and former Jedi Master turned mercenary. He was proficient in type IV lightsaber combat style

>>81750321
Everybody and their fucking grandmother was on that Death Star

>>81748127
Kenobi "killed" Maul like three times.

Padme lost her virginity to senator before Episode 2.

Darth Tyranus was most likely stronger than Vader at his peak but not Anakin at his peak.

R2-D2 is the only character that remembers /everything/ from episode 1-7.

>>81750321
Liar.


>Following the death of the Emperor during the Endor debacle, the Galactic Empire shattered, while the Rebellion reorganized itself into a burgeoning New Republic. In 5 ABY, Moff Panaka traveled to Hosk Station and met Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, a pre-eminent figure of the New Republic. Organa, who wished to avoid conflict between her troops and those of the Chommell sector, had arranged that meeting on a neutral site. She attempted to convince the Moff by evoking the memory of the late Amidala, whom he had once served. Panaka did not see any legitimacy in Organa's resurrected Republic, and was not moved by his remembrances of the dead queen. He pointed out that the late Amidala had attracted danger on Naboo and done very little to restore the planet's defenses in the wake of the Trade Federation's invasion. The meeting turned short when Organa told him some members of the Republic were thinking of seizing Naboo, although that threat left Panaka unimpressed.[9]

Panaka is still out there.

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>>81753264
Was he a founding member of the Sheev Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center?