The Fast and The Furious General

The one thing we can all agree on is that the fourth is the worst one.

who /hongrey/ here

5 > 3 > 7 > 6 > 8 > 1 > 2 > 4

They're all entertaining.

Someone spoil f8 for me, what dumb reason do they have for Dom going against la familia

>>81748078
He has a baby he didn't know about from when he thought Letty was dead and Charlize kidnaps him.

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>>81748130

I don't know what I was expecting

This series turned me onto Japanese cars when I was little.

It's a shame the majority of cars in the new movies are muscle cars cause muh Vin Diesel

>>81748184

You need hawse powah when you are drag racing a sub anon

>>81748071
why is 1 so low? It had action scenes that reminded me of Mad Max.

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Fast and Furious is trash. Only good one was the first one.

>hurhur street racers become crime fighting special forces.

Each F&F after the first is the same. Also they blatantly copy Italion Job.

Prove me wrong fags.

>>81748071
>>81747827
2>5>1>7>6>4>>>>>>3

Fuck that hick and fuck that square faced bitch and fuck bow wow

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>>81750300
3 had the best soundtrack tho.

>2 is best

I mean, I don't hate any F&F movie but Forget about it Cuh

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Joy Ride was a good movie.

>>81748710
Honestly, I thought the only passable action scene in the whole film was the truck heist. Rob Cohen is an incredibly bad director and the plot is lifted almost beat for beat from Point Break, except it's worse. Diesel is a pretty magnetic performer, but it's not enough.

>>81750300
I love Tokyo Drift in spite of Lucas Black, who is maybe the worst protagonist I've ever seen in a major Hollywood movie.

>>81750400
I just liked the chemistry between Brian and Roman. Also I don't know if its true, but its the most colorful FF movie I've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C80zfUe8kDE

Tokyo Drift is a masterpiece

>>81750615
>>81750400
I'll have the try Tokyo drift again, everyone says its their favorite but I cannot stand the protagonist. What am I missing?

>>81750701
Everything apart from the lead actor is pretty great. It's the best directed entry in the series I'd say, though Five gives it a run for its money. Everyone credits The Rock for reviving the franchise (not totally undeservedly) but Justin Lin is equally responsible, despite 4.

>>81750701
based han, based japan

>>81750701
I liked the main character because he wasn't your obvious white-boy blonde hair Paul Walker but a dude who stands out of the crowd.

Mainly because he was 23 year old acting a 17 year old

>>81750701
The most drift stunts were done by the actual drift king who gets a cameo in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N67YvyKFhZg

>>81750902
He stands out in a crowd because he's a 23 year old who looks like a 30 year old acting like a 17 year old and sporting an accent that makes him sound like a fucking cartoon character.

>>81751076
I know people prefer original over dub but the Hungarian Voice of the guy was really neat. Imagine Morgan Freeman+Ryan Gosling voice togheter but young

What do you bros think of this?
http://www.complex.com/sports/2013/05/the-15-hottest-women-from-the-fast-furious-movies/liza-lapira

> ywn be dominated by an angry Michelle Rodriguez

> FAMILY

OP here just finished 2 Fast 2 Furious.
It was alright cuz
DUDE DUKES OF HAZZARD LMAO

>People that watch F&F post-4 without the mindset that it's a live action cartoon of Vin's modern day D&D campaign
You're doing yourself a disservice.

>>81750701
It's a massive weeb fantasy and Han is GOAT.

>The part of the movies that annoy me most are the car meets that are 90% models, parked up in one of the most iconic parts of the city, street racing through London without the police being all over them etc.

Car meets in real life are usually 90% nerdy guys jacking off over some after market engine mod in some parking lot in the middle of nowhere

>The gang are jumping cars across skyscrapers in Abu Dhabi

I'm completely entertained by this and don't question it

Does anybody else know this feel?

>>81753204
>le "it's a live action cartoon makes it alright" excuse

>>81753617
It makes it more than alright. F&F is unironically a GOAT franchise.

>soap opera drama about street racing gang members who have anime super powers

How did they make this concept work so well?

>>81747827
>One movie
>Marathon
Really activates my activators.

>>81752580

Tokyo Drift is legit KINO

Enjoy my mane

I'd rather see Lucas Black on the team than Statham

>>81753836
Driving shows and movies are the most maximum comfy things you can watch and mixed with action it attracts a metric tonne of people

>>81747894
First post absolutely the best post.

>>81748071
>>81750300
6>5>7>3>1>2>4
I may be the only person who likes 6 the most

>>81750701
Everything else.

>>81753551
FOr me, all the car stunts are fine for me, but all the fist fights lose me. VIn Deisel losing to The Rock? To Jason Statham? Nope.

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The first one is objectively the best one, period.

There's a more recent one, maybe 5 or 6, where there's a car towing a giant safe in a chase through a city, and I loved that, but can't remember its context...the absurdity just got way out there with each passing sequel...Also, which ever scenes used those clone Buick Grand Nationals, that was neato.

For me, the first movie brings me back to a time before I even had a license where import tuning was all the rage and the cars were often hideous and retarded but man we thought it was cool...definite nostalgia factor there.

>>81747894
Yeah, that's been universal, but what I've recently been seeing is the arguments between 1 or 3 being the best. Is that what everyone's thought and I've just been talking to normies? Because I always hear 5

>>81754116
>The first one is objectively the best one, period.
By every objective filmmaking standard, the first film is probably the worst in the franchise. Please tell me why you think it's "objectively" good anon.

>>81754116
Nope. It's too derivative of another , better movie.

Same reason why 2 and 4 cant be the best either. They are both derivatives of beter films, that being the first.

>>81754171
the people who say 1 or 3 are the best are the people who checked out due to being >tfw too intelligent. But to everyone that watches the whole series, it's usually between 5 and 7.

>>81754101
>FOr me, all the car stunts are fine for me, but all the fist fights lose me. VIn Deisel losing to The Rock? To Jason Statham? Nope.
I'm assuming you got it backwards (because Diesel does indeed beat both of those people) in which case I agree. The most absurd thing I've seen in the whole franchise is Vin Diesel not getting absolutely destroyed when he gets in a fist fight with The Rock.

>>81754116
I still have plastic tubs filled to the top with stacks of Super Street from that era. Your post brought me back pretty hard. Good times.

>>81754171

3 is ideologically the closest in spirit to 1

Young rookie gets taken under the wing of a pro and ends up being loyal to him no matter what

I like 4 more than 2.

>>81754309
I meant nope, as in I didnt buy it. I was marathoning the whole franchise between december and january, and the first time I was taken out of the franchise due to something not being believable was that fight. But I let it slide since Vin was in a rage so probably got the extra strength.

Bt then cue the 7th and he's swordfighting Jason wh is some highly specialised special ops soldier and it lost me. ALso Letty being good at fighting in 7.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKA0GUJ3E2g

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>>81754238
It totally captures that scene at that time. It was a time period thing, its so 2001. All the sequels came out after the tuning scene had become normalized, the decade was already underway, styles and car culture changed, and the purpose was known to just make action flicks. Stand alone, the fist F&F movie is a time piece.

I'm not gonna argue that it looks amazing and the film making or directing is top notch because if that's what you watch any of these movies for you're retarded. But it served its purpose well, and told a simple, clean story. Whereas the sequels all blend together as ridiculous story lines, The Rock, car chases, and stunts for 10 yr olds. Not that some of it isn't still entertaining, as I said.

>>81754357
Me too, from 2000-2005. I recently threw some out but I can't bring myself to let all of them go. The writing in that thing was so goofy, and many of the cars are, in hindsight, atrocious.

>>81754561
The film making and directing in 6, and especially in 5 and 7 are legitimately top notch

>>81754561
>I'm not gonna argue that it looks amazing and the film making or directing is top notch because if that's what you watch any of these movies for you're retarded.
Form is important in ALL movies. Rob Cohen has none. Justin Lin does. Your nostalgia wanking is the furthest thing from objectivity. The ridiculous sequels are lean, muscular action filmmaking and objectively far better than shitty Point Break with muscle cars.

>>81754420
They're both worst and second worst so it's not impossible

>>81754650
If you were older than 5 when the first movie came out you could at least see my angle.

>Form is important in ALL movies.
Relax, these films are basically Smokey and The Bandit in modern day.

>>81754752
I was in middle school when the first one came out, I saw it in theaters. I have fond memories of seeing it. Doesn't make it a good film.

>>81754752
I definitely see your angle. But it;s harder to relate to when you didnt grow up seeing these movies and watch them all fairly recently

I can accept you liking 1 more than the contrarians that like 2 the most

>>81754813
I get what you're saying. But in 16 years are you gonna have fond memories of seeing any of the sequels?

There's just something about the first one, aside from personal nostalgia, that sets it apart a little bit, not the film making.

>>81754993
>in 16 years are you gonna have fond memories of seeing any of the sequels?
absolutely

>>81754993
>But in 16 years are you gonna have fond memories of seeing any of the sequels?
Definitely. I've seen Fast Five more times in the 6 years since it came out than I've seen the original in the 16 years since it did, and hopefully in 16 years, I'll still be watching Fast Five.

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>>81747827
OP!

Was F&F diverse/progressive before it was "cool"?

>>81755579
Yes is a simple answer

>>81755579
It didn't have a diverse cast just to pander so it's alright in my book

>>81755803
No matter if a cast is diverse or not, it is always done to pander to someone except in very specific cases so that means nothing

ONE
LAST
RIDE

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Best movie coming through

>>81756007
well, best character

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>>81747827
Started marathoning and left off at 4. Fucking love 2 for some reason. First three are definitely comfy as fuq.

Also I want to fuck Suki!

Somebody post the webm of Han watching his incredibly flat gf slut it up.

>>81756618

>Suki

Too bad Devon Aoki went back to modelling. She could've made bank by coming back to F&F.

>>81756007
Just finished Tokyo Drift. Yeah it was the most film out of the three first. Also was it a sequel to Vin Diesel's arc?
>Han was family

>>81753971

Black should've replaced Walker. Vin is useless when he does not have a punk to talk trash at or act like the tough guy.

>>81757096
It was just a tangential movie and Vin cameo-ed at the end so he could get back the Riddick rights, and Han was so popular they made the later movies prequels just to have him in them

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>>81757065
Well I guess I won't look forward to seeing her again. There's something about her that's just kind of nasty, and not in a kinky way. She just looks fucking nasty but hot at the same time. Sad.

>>81757096
>family
you mean fambly.

>>81757096

Yes. The last part of Tokyo Drift occurs during the start of F&F6.

SUKI IS THAT DJ's BROTHER

>TFW BOTH OF THEM ARE BENIHANA HEIRS

>>81757210
you mean 7

>>81757256

Oh yeah 7. 6 was when shit started to fall apart.

>>81754101
6 is best Fast and Furious heist movie, first appearance of the Rock and the reunion of side characters from all the previous movies also tied continuity into it. It really should've been the last movie.

I'm actually surprised that the two latinos from 5 made an appearance. Should've been part of the main crew.

inb4 Han wasn't dead all along.

>>81757323
You really shouldnt have been with ow much the series likes carrying people from the old movies back.

Like the woman from two who sees Hobbs at the end of 5.

>>81757284
It's hard for me to judge 7, knowing that things got mixed up die to the death, but it definitely feels lesser than 5 and 6 to me in terms of plot. They are trying to find a program to find a guy, who keeps showing up where they are anyways, and does nothing when he's there.

Im about to buy the 7 movie collection. Worth it? Thinking of marathoning all 7 with some people.

>>81757171
She got that red moony face

>>81757357
>han turned into a street racing cyborg
>we cyberpunk now

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>"Why can’t you go find a nice Japanese girl like the rest of the white guys around here?”

What DID Han mean by this? Was Han right about this?

>>81757625
He obviously forgot about the existence of weebs

>>81754101
i also like six, we came to the point they had to face another gang of drivers who has weaponized cars.

that shit was great

>>81757474
Yes, definitely

>>81757873
It's also the most over the top, unless 8 surpassed it. Just a thrill ride and definitly the best overall setpieces

>>81756618
>Fucking love 2 for some reason.
It's because that bald twat isn't in it.

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>>81747827
>I am marathoning the first movie

>first movie
as in 1
>marathoning

fucking idiot OP

>>81758100
lurk more dude.

>>81758100
>Exposing your newfaggotry this much

>>81758100
welcome to 4chan.com

>>81758194
>>81758377
>>81758459

It's a trap you idiots. You've been played.

>>81758481
>le I was only pretending to be retarded

gonna marathon Heat tonight lads, cya in a few days

1 > 2 > 3 > 4 = 5 = 6 > 7 = 8

Stopped caring after it became Mission Impossible 2.0

1 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 2 > 8 > 4

3 > 1 > 5 >>> fuck the rest

>>81747827

Anything past Tokyo Drift is pure shit. I stopped there and so should you.

>just watched the first ones
>didn't know anything about the others
>decided to go to the teathers to watch the last one
>expected a street racing movie
>got shitty generic action crap
Biggest waste of money of my life

>>81760978
>2
>better than anything after 2
lol

>>81760455
>>81760719
>>81760978
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>>81754561
This. Fast 1 just absolutely nails that era.

It'd be like if they did a reboot/sequel of 1 with an all new cast and all the cars were stanced Speedhunter shit.