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doctor who more like doctor poo

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Reminder the Valeyard is here

The first episode was atrocious.
>bill has no personality, typical sassy quirky lolsorandom female companion, the only character moffat knows how to write
>the whole episode nothing happens, they're being chased by a water monster, the monster appears, they run into the tardis, fly to a new location, talk, monster appears, they run into the tardis, fly to a new location, talk, monster appears, i'm not exaggerating this is the whole episode
>even though they're being chased by a monster that takes the form of water every time the tardis lands bill sticks her face right next to a water source and gets attacked every time, no joke
>epic quips for tumblr like "why do you run like a penguin" and "it's a kitchen" (the inside of the tardis)
The mass positive reception to this episode has only further strengthened my belief /who/ is filled with 13 year old boys who think everything related to their favorite show is amazing. They don't have the ability to critically evaluate it because "mum it's my favorite show".

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>>81743620
TOO FAR

Finally a thread without trips. Thank you based OP.

If you are a trip and you post itt your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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>>81743623
FINALLY! I have become THE MANGO

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>>81743583
She is too pure for this world.

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>anon, i've spent the entire day in here without bathroom breaks, the drain is clogged so we need you to drink the water

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Just a reminder that if you like Old Doctor "Literally" Who, you should fuck offerino from this general and go back to your /noncanonwho/ with your "Classic" Who, non canon books and audios.

>>81743712
what the fuck man

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>>81743687
>>81743712
Knock Fu?
MORE LIKE WAIFU

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>>81743712
Playing with your peepee, mongo?

Reminder there is 3 poster in this thread:
Me
(you)
Cats with vpn

>>81743798
who is cats?

it's (you) btw

>>81743852
>>81743798
Stop replying to yourself, cats. Why aren't you using your VPN this time around?

>>81743583
>>81743643
>>81743651
>>81743687
>>81743742
>>81743745
>>81743798
>>81743852
samefag

This is obvious about Valeyard.
The main purpose of the Master in the Moffat era is to persuade the Doctor to his side. In addition, an important part of the Twelfth - its darker chaotic side.
We khow that Doctor hides something in the vault, connected with his future regeneration.
So, Twelfth during the season regenerates in Valeyard (probably no face changed) because of the Master, then in the end of season\Christmas happend some timey-wimey stuff, and the Twelfth regenerates in the goody Thirteenth.
You can screen it.

>The Doctor Falls

Since this is Moffat, what's he going to fall off of?

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>>81743878
nice try

>>81743878
Ah there it is, your VPN. Of course you're not risking anything, you have 4chan immunity.

>>81743884
This is CLEARLY about Valeyard.

This thread is terrible.

>>81743913
You have revealed yourself once more, cats. We are tired of you.

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>>81743745
>alright anon, i'll let you pass but first you have to lick this water off me

>>81743991
How can we fix it?

>>81743991
And it's all your fault, 165your4.

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>>81744023
O-ok

>>81743991
Report you-know-who. Maybe the janitors can bless us by permanently banning >>81743995? hint hint. He's gotten temp bans in the past so he's gotta be reaching some sort of threshold for a perma by now

What does SHEEP stand for again?

I confess.

Catsposting is funny. I'm so sorry cats.

>>81743991
and its all your fault cats

>>81744076
>>81744080
I never go into Doctor Who generals. What's catsposting?

>>81744066
I'm not mongo though. Merely a pale imitation. It's just for fun.

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>>81744118
I AM mongo

Implying I didn't just take off my trip

>inb4 cats

Words to ban

>mongo
>cats
>cloister
>sjw
>lesbian
>nigger
>gay

What am I missing?

>>81744155
Nice try but I know mongo. I've witnessed his acts of war. He doesn't know anything about Doctor Who.

>>81744173
Hi Cloister

>>81743900
Probably something stupid, like a telescope

>>81744182
VPN too.

/tv/ surprises me once again with top quality threads.

>>81744182
don't you mean filter? And I've had
>kiddo
>peepee
>"likes candy" and variations
>VPN
>given yourself out
etc listed for ages.

Me? I just miss Ah My Anus. he was my favorite

I legitimately wants cats back ;_;

>>81744271
Were you not here in April, May, June and July 2016? This is nothing compared to the real mongo's cancerposting, NOTHING.

>>81744273
What other mimic did he have? I think we've covered them all.

>>81744322
Explain to me who cats and mongo are then, some shitposting tripfags?

I just miss Clara threads. Nice hq pics of her pancakes

/who/ is now gay

My mentality fully depends on the quality of Doctor Who

>good series
>happy
>bad series
>depressed
>no series
>lost and no idea what is happening with my life

>>81744370
get some friens faggot
or kys

Post Class ratings NOW!

>tfw haven't posted with my trip on for 8 years.

No one remembers me at this point, might as well start anew, no?

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why is everyone obsessed with heather or arguing over heather vs. clara when the new companion is clearly a cute. A CUTE!!!

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>>81744359
Cats was a cancerous, yet occaisonally amusing trip, Mongo was some lunatic that shitposted at him till he left, then hung around for ages claiming that every other poster (trip or anon alike) was secretly cats using a VPN to hold elaborate fake conversations.
>You weren't there, in the final days of the shite... you never saw what was born.

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>>81744471
A MONK. A KEY!!

>GirlyLetters complaining to the BBC about Matt Lucas being in too many episodes
wew lass

>>81744359
Cats was a regular albeit immature trip fag, best known for forcing the Martha's Crooked Teeth meme.

Mongo/monganon is the nickname given to some anonymous shitposter who arrived one fine day in April 2016 and started saying things like "Bored, kiddo?", "Look at him he's playing with his peepee!", "Hi mongo", "Mongo likes candy!" to random people. He continuously detailed threads after threads, never failing, never stopping, never faltering, never fading.

He saw cats wasn't particularly liked and took him as a guinea pig. He harassed him in the later months of his cancer posting, going as far as retrieving every online accounts cats ever had (165your4 was another alias of his) leading to cats DROPPING his trip and disappearing. Cloister then became the next prey. Cloister apparently tried to kill himself too but mongo mysteriously disappeared in August.

>>81744471
she isn't hideous. better in motion

>>81744471
Meh. Her mouth is not as terrifying as it looked on still photos, but she's still pretty ugly.

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>>81744471
You could plough a fucking field with those teeth.
No one with an afro is attractive.
Her chavvy accent could make Nelson's Column flaccid.

>>81744359
Cats was a slightly endearing but ultimately annoying tripfag. He spent most of his time making dumb memes and randomly making annoyingly long dramatic introspective posts filled with a hilariously overblown sense of self importance.

"Mongo" is hands down the most mentally disturbed anon I've ever seen on this site. He had an insane hatred of cats and constantly shitposted at him, and then began just claiming everyone in the thread was cats. It was miserable due to how tenacious he was. Eventually he fucked off the general and moved on to spreading his autism across /tv/, ultimately doing the same thing as before but now spreading it across the entire general. At some point cloister entered the mix as one of his targets. Seriously, go to the archives and do a search for cats or cloister, and see how many pages there are of a random anon making posts claiming that some poster is cats or cloister. That's mongo. It's fucking terrifying how long he's been at it and it's wild to imagine what could possibly drive that level of autistic hatred.

This show literally promotes the idea that everyone is important and special, not depending on species, race, "social class" etc.
This show has always been a hymn of liberalism.

Why are people who hate gay / black people even like it? I dont get it.

>>81744471
She's kinda wrinkly.
Personally I'm glad people aren't obsessed with her, once the Heather bullshit dies down after a few more episodes of her absence we'll be waifu-free.

>>81744558
Oh and the stupid Ricky Gervais laughing gifs.

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>>81744558
>mysteriously

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SERIES 11 CAST CONFIRMED

>>81744659
And the Hitler pictures too.

>>81744484
cats wasn't the only one he went after and still does on other/tv/ threads talking about pushing them in front of trains and shite, the scottish cunt

>>81744726
Is that the "mhmm nootka" guy from Taboo?

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>>81744654
I won't back down

>>81744558
>going as far as retrieving every online accounts cats ever had

how?

>>81744590
I agree, pictures don't flatter her

>>81744782
Through literal stalking. It's all in the archives, look it up.

>>81744558
why Cloister tho?

>>81744782
Cats had another trip before becoming cats, he was 165your4. Mongo wasn't there at the time, but he probably stalked cats through the archives to find the old trip. A single Google search of 165your4 was enough to find all his other aliases and YouTube, reddit, minecraft accounts. This was really sad to watch.

While Wagn was wanging his student and fellow big busted teachers

>>81744875
I'd say it was a MrSinxist situation except there was nothing particularly embarassing there, other than a bunch of Bernie Bro posts on Reddit I think

>>81744866
Legit no idea. Cloister's other half, Belle, became another target. Mongo said belle wasn't real, he made her up and Cloister was just pretending to be her because he was supposedly crazy and mentally deranged. He also targeted another gay anon who liked Fady.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/first-time-lord-joining-peter-10244835.amp


BRADLEY HAPPENING

GET HYPE

>>81744967
Shut up Mr. Alvarez

>>81744866
Who knows, really?
Mongo had a particular hatred for people he viewed as mentally inferior so maybe he picked up on Cloister being on the spectrum and that set him off.

>>81744984
Who's MrSinxist? I've been away from /who/ these past few weeks desu. The fact is, mongo never stopped harassing cats. Ever. Even after he dropped his trip and went away, mongo kept calling random anons cats.

fuck off with cats
fuck off
fuck offerino

fuck off
fuck
off
fuck offerino
i hate you
i ltioeallly hate ypou
lill yourself
end yourreslf
fuck ofgff
nice meme haha ill just spam word ""cats
hahahaahahahah so funny
end yourself
you terrible degerenratye
kill youself
end yourself
destory yoursewlf
you are tyrue cancer of this thread
you gety it fucking retard
end yourselfg
end
yourself
degenerate

Someone retrieve the "best of" Mongo from the archives pls.

>>81745040
I'm not convinced by that description of the plot desu, doesn't seem like you could hang a whole episode off of it.

>>81745040
WHAT THE FUCK
ITS ACTUALLY REAL

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So who would /who/ like to see as the next Doctor? Also would you be happy with Kris Marshall being the Doctor?

>>81745070
>trying this hard to be the next FUCK OFFERINO copypasta
>by just doing a half-hearted imitation
W E A K

The Return of cats12 Mysterio when? ;_;

>>81745099
it sounds fun desu

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>>81745053
He was from (or at least aligned with) /pol/

>>81744875
>using your normal username as your name on 4chan
>ever

What a fucking stupid thing to do.

>>81745040
HELLO
ITS REAL
WAKE THE FUCK UP THREAD

>>81745206
The Mirror is not the same thing as a confirmation

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>>81745189
*see also

fuck off with heather
fuck off
Knock fu

knock fu
pee
on me
knock fu
i drink you
i ltioeallly suckle ypou
pee myself
drink yourself
knock fu
nice clit haha ill just spam word ""waifu
hahahaahahahah so sexy
pee yourself
you terrible poopoo eater
pee myself
drink yourself
your tongue in her anus
you are tyrue heatherof this thread
you gety it fucking retard
end yourselfg
end
yourself
bill

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>>81745229
*why did I save so many of this wanker's posts

>>81745206
Fuck you making me look.
Its not real btw guys.

>>81745165
Not enough time has elapsed yet for him to be old enough to post. Ask again in two years.

>>81745206
Yeah, The Mirror, wow, definitely going to jump at all their recent Doctor Who "news"

>>81745225
I find it quite exciting that meme rumour of basement Bradley somehow reached Mirror.

>>81744745
No it's Tim Roth. He's in a bunch of Tarantino films

>>81745229
wtf i hate cloister now

>>81743642
Why didn't "The Doctor" just fly his blue box away from the dullest franchise in the history of British science fiction franchises? Seriously each series following the renegade timelord and his rotating cast of spunky young women as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make science unscientific, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Moffatt vetoed the idea of Capaldi directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for Sherlock. The Doctor Who series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Star Trek series in its refusal of thought-provoking dialogue, scientific principles and moral quandary. No one wants to face that fact. Soon, thankfully, they will no longer have to.

>a-at least the classic series were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the show was terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time the lead character should have died, the writers insisted instead that the character "regenerated."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that trope was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope at least a dozen times. I was incredulous. Doctor Who is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that it has no other style of plot. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Doctor Who by the same Moffatt. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Doctor Who at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Graham Norton." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Doctor Who" you are, in fact, trained to watch Graham Norton.

Is that the first mongo post?

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/69174279/#69182162

since it's his last season as the doctor, i wish they would have gotten craig ferguson on as a guest spot. not only is he an old friend of capaldi's (not often you can say you've dropped acid with the doctor), but he's a big doctor who fan.

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>>81745371
>>a-at least the classic series were good though r-right
>"No!"
>The writing is dreadful; the show was terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time the lead character should have died, the writers insisted instead that the character "regenerated."

>>81745274
>>81745229
>>81745189
I see no problem with these posts. Looks like a standup guy.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/first-time-lord-joining-peter-10244835

HAHAHAHAHA
BASEMENT BRADLEY DANCING TO I WANT TO BREAK FREE IS REAL
HAHAHAH

1) David Bradley comes on the show playing the First Doctor
2) Carole Ann Ford comes on as Susan and then gets granted the ability to regenerate into a new actress
3) Neither
Pick one

>>81745055
A guy from the stream. He posted his stream name in a thread, someone inevitably googled it, found his YouTube account and they saw this video on there. He left and told Gallifrey Base that we were meanies because we found it funny. Nothing malicious has happened though, it was just a bit of a laugh and he couldn't handle it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSzyvAsaEg

>>81745373
Last week I took mushrooms and I thought I was on an episode of Doctor Who, does that count?

Look at this

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/69244545/#q69247156

>>81745464
>>81745464

>>81745537
I don't know what this is but I can already tell I don't care

>>81745521
no

>>81745592
What's going on with that hooded statue on the desk?

Is he right bros? (8:25)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VllSPRSmNEk

>>81745133
Tha' rid-hiddid cunt? Nae wee

>my friends hate /who/
>always saying it's full of shitty memes
>retards, i hate them
>they once got into an argument with me
>"how can you browse /who/? it's bad"
>"and the memes, man. they suck."
>stupid little shits
>can't even name a classic story
>rarely watch anything besides tennant
>one day i decide to prove them wrong
>open /who/ in front of them
>killer_memes_and_posts_incoming.png
>excited look on my face
>doctor oho general - /oho/
>"that's funny right?" i say
>everyone disagrees, so i show them more
>every post is meh, but then they see it...
>they walk away disgusted
>hatred is all i feel right now

And what was "it", you wonder?
Read the first letter of every line.

>>81745631
I won('t click that cats

Thread reminder The Pilot was kino.

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>>81745623
Probably a Monk, there are drawings and paintings of them up everywhere.

>The last shot of 12 is his eyes from the 50th Anniversary as they slowly dissolve into Kris Marshall's

I like it.

>>81744984
cats did have some pretty cringey comments on nsfw subreddits though.

>>81745759
It's stupid and so are you

How dare you like things, you twat

>>81745784
kek that was FNA

>no tripfags in the thread
d>entire thread devoted to discussing trips

I hate all of you

>MIRROR CONFIRMED BRADLEY MEME
>IT WAS RUMOURED BY MEME SPOILERHOUNDS ON GALLIFREYBASE YEARS AGO

it cant be a coincidence
can we start discussing this shit

>>81745858
No. No one cares. It's a shit idea anyway.

>>81745829
Oh god he was the guy who was super into asses wasn't he

>>81745858
>it cant be a coincidence
It can totally be a coincidence
Also learn what confirmed means
Fuck offerino

>>81745902
>>81745878
Will you apologise when it turns out to be true?

>>81745902
Oh give it a break, the game's rumbled, all auntie beeb can do to not give them power is not to confirm..but we all know it's real so grow up

>>81745945
No, never, fuck offerino.

>>81745945
No, I'm on an anonymous imageboard

>>81745891
Yes with comments like
Yeah baby give
oh so juicy
please bigrob is hungry

>>81745974
>>81745971
Underage.

>>81745963
>we all know it's real
No we don't, cats.

>>81745994
Good response, cats

Never mind the actor who is replacing Capaldi, could we please have a replacement for Murray Gold? His soundtracks have been dreadful for years. If I could have my way, I would go for either Alan Menken or Joe Hisaishi as new composers.

>>81746007
Not cats, just someone fed up with you autistic man-babies refusing to beleive what's staring you in the face

When Capaldi finaly lose it?

>>81745994
Thanks for confirming your age.

>>81745980
I don't understand people who leave comments on porn.

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>a black lesbian is the new companion

>>81746042
>>81746017
Predictable for underage.

>>81746026
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Fuck off.

>>81746073
>this is a bad thing

>>81746035
>refusing to beleive what's staring you in the face
But we have seen through your deception and unmasked you, cats.

>>81746074
This post has given you out.

What's the kinkiest thing Capaldi has ever done?

>>81746170
No, this post has given you out.

>>81746073
Be happy it's not the fucking Doctor.

>>81746176
Pegging Nardole.

>>81746176
cocked Jenna on the World Tour

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>70 years of unseen Nardole / 12 adventures for BF to fill in.

>>81746176
We saw him naked in Dangerous Liaisons and there was also a gif of him taking a shower and my god, he had a great body.

Know what? I'm tired of cats posting.

>posted 68 replies in the thread
>didn't get a single (you)

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>>81746176

>>81746224
>adventures

"Hey Nardole, I gave another lecture on words that rhyme."
"That's cool, I took another huge dump inside your home/ship/friend."

@81746303

Not getting one now either, cats

>>81746303
:3

Give me 3 good reasons Peter Dinklage shouldn't be the new doctor.

If they don't bring Carole Ann Ford back as Susan and instead use that subpar actress who played a younger version of her, it will be really shitty thing to do.

OH OK THEN

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/first-time-lord-joining-peter-10244835

>>81746319
Absolute kino

>>81746353
They'll probably replace him with Nolan North 5 episodes in

>>81746353
1) He is not very enthusiastic about it.
2) BBC cant afford him
3) He will have to move to Wales to shoot, which is practically impossible

>>81746353
Too expensive
Already typecast
Couldn't reach the levers

>>81746324
REEEE

>>81746353
He'd be legally required to use a booster seat to pilot the TARDIS

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>>81746210
>the next doctor will be a transgender Muslim half-black half-Arab disabled bisexual

>39 posters
Nice poomunity you got here

Susan will appear. But Bradley won't. Its the biggest false rumour going around, and fuck the person who made it up.

>>81745759
>end of 12's final episode
>Capaldi softly glowing with regeneration energy
>He sits on the bridge of the TARDIS, softly twanging out the regeneration music on his electric guitar
>"Question."
>12 looks up into the camera
>"was I a good man?"
>a rapid-fire montage of still images from Capaldi's universe-saving moments
>cut back to 12
>the glow is beginning to shine through him
>"Answer: no such thing."
>He sets the guitar aside, dons his sonic shades, and steps to the TARDIS controls
>"The important thing, is that we keep trying. And maybe this time..."
>The Doctor throws the TARDIS switch
>12 explodes with regeneration energy as the TARDIS roars into action around him
>The TARDIS slows to a stop as he camera pans slowly up the Doctor's figure, 12's outfit looking slightly outsized and baggy on this new frame
>"...I'll get it right."
>INTRODUCING JENNA LOUISE COLEMAN AS THE DOCTOR
>SEVEN SEASONS AND A MOVIE

>>81746444
I ain't watching that shit... I barely got through Torchwood

>>81746451
I don't think Doctor Who is that popular in India

>>81746451
>has already posted in the thread
Thanks for the compliment, cats

>>81746319
Still better than most of series 9.

>>81746365
>that subpar actress who played a younger version of her
Who do you mean?

>>81746579
Probably the girl that played Carole Ann Ford in An Adventure in Space and Time

How will you feel if Christmas is actually a 12-meets-1 story, and ends with 1 going off to The Tenth Planet, and 12 regenerating into Kris Marshall to the booming "ALL THIRTEEN!" voice?

>>81746466
YES YES YEEEEESSSSSS

>>81746648
Then it would be wrong because 14 Doctors would be there

I do think the Mirrors right about 12 in Day of the Doctor being in the middle of the Xmas special. Just wonder who it is he's chasing. I always felt 12 was chasing someone and was not just there saving gallifrey. He looks super pissed.

>>81746466
>12 regenerates
>camera reveals it's Paul McGann
"Finally! I'll finally get my--"
>Paul McGann slips on a puddle and hits his head on a railing
>Paul McGann regenerates

>>81746685
I know, but Moffat would think it would be poetic to have someone shout "all thirteen!" as the '13th' Doctor appears.

>>81746710
>Final words
>"Why live?"

>>81746648
Stop trying to make Kris Marshall happen because no one wants that. He is fucking awful and let's be real here, he could unleash another Colin Baker era and lead to the show being cancelled.

>>81746699
Chasing ASHILDR

>>81746729
But Colin wasn't the problem, Eric Saward trying to be edgy and JNT being a big faggot were the actual problems.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12766805
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>>81746729
Tom Baker could've unleashed a Colin Baker era. Christopher Eccleston could've unleashed a Colin Baker era. It's completely in the writing

>>81746807
And the fact that Colin couldn't act didn't help at all. While Capaldi can actually deliver somewhat decent acting with a shitty script, Colin wasn't as versatile nor as good as an actor.

Can someone reccomend me a good porn parody?

Reminder that KTM copypasta aside, Series 10 is gonna be VNA level dark
>Cute robots turning people into fertiliser
>Man-eating cockroaches
>Bill has dreams of Heather's wet arse
>A book that makes people kill themselves
>The Doctor turns evil
>Bill has to kill the Doctor to make him turn good
>Creatures that eat light
>John Simm's based Time War Master

It will be GOAT

>>81743642
I agree with all of your criticisms but I didn't hate it. Moffat has done far worse.

>>81745690
>always saying it's full of shitty memes

/who/ has memes? all i see are photos with Moffat's face shopped in.

>>81740168
>Is it better to read the books in chronological order, or release order?
In general, release order, but with a few exceptions. Many of the MA/PDA (and Benny NA) novels are written to go along with the NA/EDA novels at the same time, starting off with the first MA (Goth Opera) being a direct sequel to its concurrent NA (Blood Harvest), while not expecting you to know anything more about Five/Nyssa/Tegan than a casual viewer would.

The only exceptions I can think of are:
>Read So Vile a Sin when it was intended, before Bad Therapy, not when it was actually published.
>Read Dying Days after Eight Doctors.
>Read Fear Itself after Earthworld.
>Some of the Seven PDAs mesh with with the early BF audios, so you may want to read them before the NAs rather than during the EDAs if you're doing absolutely everything.

Reminder that /who/ rates 'The Pilot' 6.71551724138/10
http://www.strawpoll.me/12755860
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David Bradley appearing in the Christmas special as One and nobody seems to care. What the fuck?

>>81743642
I think there's probably something wrong with you if you feel the need to 'critically evaluate' Doctor Who.

Is The Leftovers worth watching? I kinda miss Eccleston.

>>81747078
Bradley<SIMM

>>81747078
Fuck off

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>>81746981
Weird seeing someone else using my copypasta
Nice addition tho

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>>81747090
Watch 28 Days Later instead.

>>81747090
Yes it's great.

>>81747163
great. you ruined the no trip embargo

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81740833
>when I was a kid the Time War gripped me
Me too. Even if it was mostly unseen (or maybe because?), the glimpses we got were amazing. The way Rassilon deal with the Black Sun Order was more exciting than anything Tom Baker was doing on TV.

Oh, wait, were we talking about other the Time Wars in DCtT, EDAs, BNAs, or NuWho? Yeah, I guess they were OK too.

>>81743642
Spot on, Bill is generic Moffhack tripe. The Doctor already has Nardole, he doesn't need another companion. If Moffhack wants to shove more diversity down our throats then he should just make Nardole gay.
>>81747082
So bad writing is acceptable and only weirdos complain about it?

>>81747229
You haven't been paying attention, because I posted earlier in the thread as well.

>>81747282
I was letting it go the first time

Well Moffat's intention for this to be a jumping on point certainly worked. Here's an RTD fan watching her first Doctor Who since Rings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5PqNj0xirc

Good thread guys

>>81747244
>So bad writing is acceptable and only weirdos complain about it?

No. 'Critically evaluating' a light-hearted, Saturday night, family TV show aimed mostly at children is very, very odd.

>>81747367
>don't like Moffat's style
>still watched 2 series and a half of his shit
>dropped the show barely one episode after a new companion was introduced

I bet she still watched the 50th because muh Tennant.

Why do Brits say series when they mean season? I feel like it'd get confusing whether you were meaning a whole TV series or just one season

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>>81746934
the Amy double from Doctor Whore is pretty good

>>81747472
any others?

>Capaldi's last scene
>He's dying from blood loss
>He's about to say his last words to Bill and the Master
>Interrupted by early regeneration
>It's Matt Smith again
>Ratings soar
>BBC try to hide the fact they had Capaldi
>Teenage girls can't stop their beating hearts
>Sales go through the roof
>Capaldi dies not knowing how great a doctor we thought he was

I like David Bradely but he was shit as Hartnell/one, and it wouldn't feel authentic if he was brought back as one, same goes for the actess who played young Susan. It needs to be Carole Ann Ford or no one.

>>81746934
Woodrocket.

>>81747500
>implying capaldi isn't cats

>>81747469

It was always series back in the day. Once box set culture and downloading became commonplace season started to take over. Tomayto/tomahto.

I never understood the arc of the cunt from game of thrones. I barely even remember it... Doctor saved some viking girl and she became immortal? So what?

I MISS THEM BEING TOGETHER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMOWBfYem4

>>81747596
Yeah it was sort of pointless

>>81747469
because there is no series made of seasons over here. it's just a series of series'.

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>susan
>the pilot
>bradley rumour
>pic related
Yea, totally just a coincidence.

>>81747596
How is that less of a plot than anything else?

>>81747596

Being immortal's the worst curse you can inflict on someone?

>>81747596
>So what?
She ended up coming back and indirectly engineering Clara's downfall.

>>81747562
It was originally season in the UK. Hence the classic series being split into seasons not series.

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>>81747600
I wish they had killed her off a lot sooner.
>tfw Capaldi is a GOAT tier Doctor but a ton of his episodes were fucked over by Clara and Moffhack's writing
>tfw Bill is gonna fuck up this season

>>81746444
I want this to happen just so that you all hate it.

>David Bradley appearing as the first doctor
Haha lol xD what's your favourite companion?:D haha

>>81747596
Oh gosh.

The point is, she became immortal and lost all her friends and family, becoming nearly amoral, and losing everything she believed in. Eventually, she finds a new purpose, in helping save people from the aftermath of the Doctor's actions.

From GB

The main villain of Sarah Dollards episode ''Thin Ice'' is a Lord Sutcliffe, a rich white Englishman who is a racist and sexist, he is feeding people to his pet serpent under the thames, and he makes a racist and sexist comment towards bill so the Doctor punches him hard in the face for his bigotry and misogynist attitude.

The Capaldi era was ruined by Clara. Deprived of 2 good seasons.
He's so much better with Bill/Nardole - it shows in his performance.

>>81747711

Naaaah. Serials split into series. Season is an American thing.

>>81747596
the latter part of 12 and Clara's story was about the Doctor inadvertently creating new immortal beings. Ashildr was one, Clara was another. There were probably more but I've forgotten entirely because series 9 a shit

>>81747757
It's like a parody of what you'd expect her to write. Kek.

>>81747783
Sorry, series split into serials

Ashildr is a really stupid name

>>81745040
>https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/first-time-lord-joining-peter-10244835.amp
Wow, we not only trolled Matt into believing this and destroying his credibility with GB, we also trolled the Mirror into believing this and… well, they don't have any credibility to start with, but still.

>>81747830
she was a viking, dear

>>81747767
Nardole is great, Bill so far seems like your typical "LOL I'M SO QUIRKY AND RANDUMB XD" Moffat companion. I'm praying she ends up being better than Clara but I don't have much hope.

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>>81747757
>implying Capaldi needs an excuse to punch some posh cunt

Sky news anon was right? There WAS a big announcement tonight. If if not from the bbc...

>>81747757
Does the pet serpent come out as trans too?

It's a the literal giant snake monster under the river isn't the bad guy, it's a privileged white male. I can't wait for Chibnall's new writing team.

>>81747830
https://www.nordicnames.de/wiki/%C3%81shildr

>>81747815
>>81747876
>>81747884
Can you explain how is it bad in any way?

>>81747880
?

>>81747757
This would be great.

>>81747921
Can you explain how it's good in anyway?

>>81747944
Capaldi punching a dude.

>>81747884
Chibnall is just as bad. Broadchurch was Feminist rank, basically it made out that all men are potential rapists and creeps and that women can do no wrong. Chibnall will drive this show into the ground with progressive writing.

>>81747921
Because it's exactly the type of story you'd expect a SJW to write. The villain isn't the great big gruesome creature, it's the privileged straight white male who also happens to be a big mean waycist.

>>81746026
Capaldi is replacing Murray Gold.

That's why he's stepped down as the Doctor, so he can devote himself fulltime to composing.

>>81747928
Anon claiming to work for sky news saying he had been told of an announcement today at 6pm

''Real Monsters don't always come from outerspace'' etc. Get rid of Dollard now, its not even her SJW, her writing is so shit and predictable.

>>81748005
As amazing as that sounds, it would have been more credible if Capaldi was steeping down to take over as showrunner.

>>81747944
Usually you have to prove that it's bad, not that its good, but I'll try.

1) Being racist is really a bad thing and teaching kids things like that is a good thing
2) Modern Who is lacking of "the true villains are ourselves (people), not giant squids" type of stories

>>81747884
The serpent is going to turn out to be a peaceful dindunuffin and the bad guy will be some the people trying to kill it.

>>81747975
"He's not what men are. He's an aberration"

You continue thinking that, Anon....

>>81747921
Because it's utterly predictable, boring, unimaginative, and a rehash of The Beast Below. In other words, "the giant monster isn't actually the monster, the real monsters are PEOPLE!" has been done a million times before.

>>81747975
u wot m8? I don't remember anything overtly feminist about season 1 of Broadchurch. Although I haven't watched the other seasons. Did it become blatant feminist propaganda after season 1?

>>81746176
Getting dominated by Coleman as Bonnie.

Ok, the new director, I know nothing about him.
How likely is it that everything will go wrong?

>>81748114
Gee anon, why not just go watch his episodes of Doctor Who and Torchwood?

>>81748070
"Base under Siege" kind of story is being repeated for 54 years. It's so boring and predictable, why arent we hating these stories?

>>81748079
yeah series 3 felt like chibnall wanted to appeal to the social justice types

>>81747884
I for one can't wait for the inevitable Trump gag

>>81748079
No it didn't.

Anon is just upset cause it's a storyline about a woman being raped by a man and a bunch of the male characters are all unlikable.

>>81748079
Series 3. Literally every man in Broadchurch even those not connected to the crime was portrayed as a lustful creep. While the women were overall all strong, and victims. While David Tennant kept saying how ashamed he was at being a man because of it. Chibnall is a hack.

https://youtu.be/Qd8zCK9NM54
Pure Kino.

>>81747930
Fuck off Sarah

>>81747469
Why do Yanks say series when they mean programme? I feel like it'd get confusing whether you were meaning a whole TV programme or just one series.

It's because they can't spell "programme", isn't it.

>>81748042
We had a "Lets sit down and talk with ISIS" episode last series

>>81748114
>director

>>81748079
Men/rape being portrayed as bad is inherently feminist trash.

Sarah Dollard is actually a dumb cunt. There is no place in Doctor Who for people like her. I'm a Liberal but I do not support people like Dollard who constantly shit on men and white people.

>>81747783
Pretty sure they became known as series in the 80s when shows started putting out shorter runs.

>>81748209
t. haven't watched it but ill still strawman
back to gallifrey base

>>81748190
We spell it program here but it is something we say.

>>81748155
>even those not connected to the crime was portrayed as a lustful creep
No

>Tennant kept saying how ashamed he was at being a man
He said it once. And then said in tonight's episode that not all men are like it. Fuck off with your shitty views. The point of this series wasn't about men raping women, it was about the abuse of power over a person. Men and Women can rape.

>>81748223
>praises Capaldi and Moffat and every single one of the rest of the writers team
>shits on white people
You are dumb as fuck.

>>81748133
Base under siege is shit, I agree. But at least you can have variations of it: different settings, characters, monsters, different stories, moral dilemmas...With 'the real monsters are the humans' it's really just the same moral trope being recycled.

It says a lot about Sarah Dollard's writing abilities when the only good part of her episode was added by Moffat. Kek.

>>81748279
Didn't she bitch about Gaypiss on twitter?

>>81748209
The fuck you are on? I can see the point on claiming that men shouldn't be held accountable for all the fucked up shit going on, but you are criticizing that rape shouldn't be seen as something inherently bad. Something that is so disgusting and terrible that drives many of its victims to suicide and to which men are also subjected.

ASHILDR
S
H
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What I really want to know is
Did Bill piss herself during the episode?
She never goes to the toilet

>>81748305
He deserves it for being a shit writer 2bh

>>81748279
Hi Sarah. She makes exceptions for them, because Moffat and Capaldi are rampant feminist sjw like her. Do your research dumb shit.

>>81748318
He's being sarcastic and trying to be clever

>>81748305
No.

>>81748299
>the only good part of her episode was added by Moffat.
Source?

GET YOUR OUTDATED PATRIARCHAL VALUES OUT FOR THE LADS

>>81748305
Bitching about Gaypiss is allowed.

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Based Sylvester McCoy.

The only right-wing doctor.

>>81748348
Should we shit on Capaldi for being feminist?
I'm waiting for your response.

>>81747511
>It needs to be Carole Ann Ford or no one.
Bringing in a double of Carole Ann Ford to play young Susan would be crap.

But for an older Susan, it could be fine. A 40-year-old actor doesn't have to look/act/sound exactly like Carole Ann Ford to be believable as Susan 21 years (or 321 years, or whatever) later.

And in the same way, a 40-year-old actor could play the First Doctor decades before Unearthly Child without having to look/act/sound exactly like Hartnell, but bringing in someone to play him during the S1-4 era would be much harder to make it feel believable, and much less worth doing.

>>81748432
No because Capaldi doesn't spurt it out at every opportunity, and force his politics into his art (apart from the punk band he was in as a kid) and constantly whine about straight white men on social media.

>>81748480
Everyone is forcing politics into their art.
You can't avoid that.

>>81748348
A) you're retarded
B) Moffat isn't a feminist

>we wont get this at the of moffs run :(((
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaMRyn47Xg

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Is the thread over? Can I post again?

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>>81747511

APOLOGIZE

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>>81748583

>>81748624

>>81748624

>>81748624

>>81748624


MIGRATE

>>81748480
Political discourse is so ingrained within society that it has to appear in a medium that somewhat reflects on it. Take for instance 1980s Who. You could write a whole dissertation on how it passed thinly veiled criticism of Thatcherism.

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>>81748596

>>81748529
>B) Moffat isn't a feminist
To the kind of people who have intentionally chosen to be bad caricatures of what "right wing" means, Moffat is a feminazi SJW cuck.

To the kind of people who have intentionally chosen to be bad caricatures of what "leftist" means, Moffat is a sexist fascist pig.

All this actually means about Moffat is that he is for some reason important enough to these intentional caricatures that they have to fit him into the narrative of their imaginary war on one side or the other, not anything about his actual views or actions.

Which means there is no point arguing with anyone who accuses Moffat of being either a feminazi or a misogynist, because there is literally no substance there to argue about.

>>81747367
she's cute

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>>81748423
>Our feeling was that Margaret Thatcher was far more terrifying than any monster the Doctor had encountered

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>Bill gone after Series 10

What if Heather comes back and becomes the next companion since Bill is signed for only one series?

wake up /who/!