Try and post a more unfunny comedian

>>81741298
GLITTERY PISTACHIO FLAVORED UNICORNS XD ALSO IM IN MY MID 40S

I don't have any pictures of female 'comedians' on my hard drive but if I did i'd post them now

>>81741298
Jack Whitehall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiO2jbwL98E

how long can you last before cringing?

>>81741298
David Mitchell and Lee Mack

Amy Jewmer

>>81741378
nailed it

GARLIC BREAD

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>>81741298
James Corden, David Walliams, Jack Whitehall, Michael McIntyre, Alan Carr, Russell Howard and this cunt

>>81741298
I only know this guy from appearing on QI, but he makes me cringe nearly any time he speaks.

I have no idea who he is so I guess you win.

good question though..who is the biggest hack comedian. it's easy to say lisa lampineeli, amy and sarah but its worse when a man does it hmmmm

i say joe rogan. all of his specials and stand ups are wordy fucking garbage. only time he makes me laugh is when he says "WIZARDS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD" and other goofy frathouse shit cuz im a stoner too

Jimmy Fallon

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Dane Cook

>>81741298
The shoes bitch.

Someone post it.

>>81741298
Amy schumer

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>offends and laughs of people without showing a reaction or a smirk to let his audience do it for him

I hate him

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NOW HERE'S A FUNNY PICTURE OF A CAT I FOUND ONLINE

Stewart Lee

>>81741615
Came here to post this. The funniest thing he could possibly do is get mauled to death by dogs.

The fact that Noel Fielding continues to get high - ish profile work on the BBC whilst Julian Barratt is nowhere to be seen is a travesty.

>>81741552
Holy shit he fell off the face of the earth (thank god)

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this guy

>>81741615
my mate Dave, yeah. my mate Dave. who's a horrible UKNP supporter who I'm somehow still friends with.

>>81741689
>whilst Julian Barratt is nowhere to be seen is a travesty.
He did Flowers just last year on C4, and Mindhorn is coming out this year. I think he prefers staying out of the limelight.

>>81741683
he said "unfunny"

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BIG BLACK DICKS LOOK AT ME NIGGER I'M A SELF-DEPRECATING JEWWWWWWWWWW

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>>81741700
Kek just came across that when I was looking for a pic of him

>>81741738
>Mindhorn
this looks like trash though

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>>81741298

>>81741298
The only mildly witty thing that I heard him say ever was in QI, when Fry asked what's the last part of the human body to stop moving (expecting nails or hair or some shit), Noel replied "the shadow".

That was more creepy than funny, and it is his usual ballpark, but that amused me for a bit.

>>81741749
Say what you will about her, I still think her voice is fucking adorable.

>>81741683
I hate Stewart Lee, he's like Ian Huntley to me.

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He's so unfunny he's not even considered as a comedian.

>>81741860
Fuck you Mrs Brown is kino

>>81741794
It's a more actionish Alpha Papa

Amy "My vagina" Schumer
Gabriel Iglesias
Ralphie May
Joe "WEED! AAAANGEEERR!" Rogan

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Can't stand him.

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>>81741831
And that body, too! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>81741552
Dane Cook is based, go back t0 reddit

>>81741577
That was the lamest piece of shit the 2000's ever produced.

MY PUSSY STINKS

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>Noel fielding is terrible meme

He's not even the worst comedian in the country, nevermind the world.

>>81742180
Half of these people cant even be considered comedians
They just shout and exaggerate their emotions for enough time to fill up the daytime slots on BBC that no one watches anyway

>>81742071
are Jews even human?

>>81742071
>>81742373

She intentionally put on weight for the role

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Let's dig up some literally who's

seems to me that rightwinger babies are cranky today, lel

>>81742392
Sure you did, Sarah.

>>81741443
wtf! peep show is GOAT. it is seriously one of the funniest experiences i've ever had.

>>81742629
Whatever happened to her?

>>81741815
he's not a comedian though

sherrod small
vic henley

>>81742696
I want to make a joke about going back to Nigeria, but that's the punchline to most of her jokes.

>>81741501
His mouth is too big for the rest of his head

>>81741298

That guy with the puppets.

>>81742392
well she needs to lose weight and do nudes again, before she is in her 50s preferably

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>>81743062
People fucking love that guy.

>>81742406
Sometimes, I feel sorry for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzWmDIY9Zk

>>81743044
THE DAILY MAIL

>>81743132
he managed to roll 9/11, stereotypes and virtue signalling into 1

>>81741298
Russell Brand.

>>81741298
OP is faggit.
Mighty Boosh is Kino

Can you guys name some good comedians for comparison?

>>81742013
>Gabriel Iglesias
watching his new thing on netflix made me feel stupid

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>title/description of the comedy special mentions how 'nothing is off limits'

>>81743448
Yeeeeeah sure, but what about his comedy?

95% of British comedians suck.

I say this as a Brit.

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How has no-one mentioned this guy?

>DUDE I'M A SNARKY INDIAN ALSO DID I MENTION I'M INDIAN LMAO

>>81743285

ANNE WIDDECOMBE UGGGGH

>>81743397
le flowery shirt one liner man

le embittered american expat who also sings and plays guitar

>>81743605
As a brit i think your wrong!

>>81743595
Just read about his personal life.

>>81743595
It's good on moderation, man it's no Baron Cohen

>>81741298
Mighty Boosh was alright.

Fielding on his own however, makes me want to kill myself - He needs Julian Barratt to reign back his lolsorandum ideas.

>>81743606
He's so fucking annoying. Can't believe I used to watch the channel dave all the time years ago. It's so fucking gay.

>>81743044
>>81743285
DUDE A CENTRE RIGHT PAPER THAT DOESN'T FORCE YOU TO VIEW THEIR CONTENT LIKE MY BOSS THE BBC LMAO

>>81743654
Oh yeah?

>>81742116
>Dane Cook is based

Found the underage.

the pig bitch and cuckbert

>>81743044
Jesus christ his voice used to fucking grate on me. Is MTW even still on?

Frankie Boyle

>I make jokes about dead kids but get offended when someone says they want immigration reduced by 1%

richard pryor

Did anybody watch Luxury Comedy? It was actually pretty good. Well the first season anyway

>>81743943
All I remember is reading one review that said it was the worst thing since 9/11 or some shit.

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He just goes on and on about his opinions on the world.Never even attempts to say something funny, or make a joke.His opinions aren't even thought provoking either.

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>>81744053
>"bill hicks owns heckler" video
>he just screams obscenities for 8 minutes

>>81743834
You shut up now. Setting your balls on fire is a masterpiece of hilarity.

>>81741439

he is full of energy and has good delivery to go with his funny stories, noel fielding has zero talent and his 'act' consists of 'lol im completely deadpan and sound like id rather be anywhere than here'

Mock the Week was the worst thing to happen to British comedy in 20 years

>>81743606
this guy has the best agent going, he is literally unavoidable nowadays
same with richard osman from pointless

>>81744235
Literally ever comedian on British tv has the same agent/management. I can't remember their name but they essentially have a monopoly since they are the only comedy agency in Britain.

Britain just doesn't have a comedy culture like America does. Comedians in America play comedy clubs, comedians in Britain play old theatres and pubs.

>>81743605
95% of all comedians in all parts of the world suck desu.

There's only ever about 3 watchable comedians working at any one time. The rest range from mediocre to outright terrible.

Mostly because observational comedy is the only thing the majority ever attempt and its so played out at this point its almost impossible to make interesting.

>>81744368
Name a comedian that isn't observational and is actually good

>>81744326

it's called Avalon

>>81742066

>that year when people were constantly fapping over his writing

He just repeated popular left wing sentiments and criticized without offering any solutions. He's also one of those people who things that using extravagant language makes it smarter. His stuff reads like he ate a thesaurus and vomited it back up again on the page.

He lost all credibility when he told everyone not to vote for Milliband, then had a meeting with him and became best buds 4evar.

>>81743664
Barratt's just as random, he's just more somber.

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>>81743285

OH
MY
GOD
THE DAILY MAIL

>>81741836

A sneering tosser

>>81743692

in fairness though, the DM is a cunty rag for cunts.

Tommy Cooper, Andy Kaufman

>>81744430
His appearance on question time is funny. He's a fool.

>>81744561
>i've seen man on the moon wow andy kaufman is so great, i'll throw in an older comedian so it sounds like i know what i'm talking about

>>81744610

>wah mummy he proved me wrong!!!

>>81741525
>who is the biggest hack comedian
>>81741526

>>81744738
who are you quoting?

>>81744570

Got to love comedians going on question time and getting humiliated by people smarter than they are with a lifetime experience in debating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiPAVPz1k4

>>81741683

you can call him an unfunny smug cunt, but he's the very opposite of a hack

>>81742066
Yup.

>>81744849
Question time is a shitshow.

The enfield sendup of it is perfect.

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>>81741298

>>81744980
Who is this?

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Until recently he was was the biggest punchline (in a bad way) of the stand up industry

>>81745039
>comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw&ab_channel=TimMinchin

>>81745039
The guy who sings "fuck the pope" over and over while playing piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkOHDoEkPW0

>>81741820
I don't understand.

>>81744980
you win imo. That dude is insufferable.

>DUDE GOD ISN"T REAL LMAO

Caught this cunt on TV last week. Absolutely the worst thing I've ever seen.

Stewart Lee is the absolute nadir of shitlib "comedy"

>>81741683
I generally like his stuff, but he seems to not entirely understand why he's funny. The comedy a lot of the time comes from the twisting absurdity of his presentation and the lack of clear distinction between levels of irony. He could be completely serious in a roundabout way or he could be full SUCC. It's engaging and his confidence through all that confusion subverts expectations, and hey, look, that's comedy.

He's best when he's just doing filler that he hasn't thought much about. Whenever he tries too hard to dissect his jokes he just embarrasses himself. I might be completely off, but even taking serious interviews into account he seems to think heavy-handed introspection is his shtick instead of the spiralling tale of an old intolerant liberal confused by their own expression of their views about the world.

>>81744561
> Andy Kaufman
Absolutely wrong

>>81742392
>Weight

Only she's not fat at all, she's just got a shit body

>>81744053
>He just goes on and on about his opinions on the world.Never even attempts to say something funny
Tbf, there's nothing wrong with that. The fault lies mostly with people's tendency to apply the label "stand-up comic" to anyone who's on stage with a microphone. If you view most of the people ITT as media personalities, you'd enjoy british panel shows a lot more.

>>81744561
>Andy Kaufman
>Comedian

>>81745242

He basically needs a new act. The multiple layers of irony/alienating the audience shtick was great when it was fresh, but now everyone's wise to it it has no effect.

>>81743802
I caught this fucking dickloaf writing pro-Muslim articles for The Guardian.

What the fuck?

>>81741683
>>81743802
>>81745234
bad opinions, especially stewart lee
that's the point, he's meant to be a smug champagne socialist, it's a character
he's actually the greatest comedian in the UK at the minute prove me wrong

>>81741443
half of a bad opinion

>>81744555
nah it rules

>>81745599
if he's playing a character, when does he ever break it?

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BBC Three is to blame for all the shite comedians in the UK.

>>81745106
I'm not defending him, but did you watch that video past 2:40? I only ask because there's a lot of knee-jerk liberal-bashing on here, so I could easily see somebody watching a minute and dismissing it as some left-wing cuck apologising for racism.

The joke is he was talking about the word ginger, not nigger. He then does a pretty standard pun-filled comedy song about gingers being oppressed.

Again, not defending. His comedy relies on being surprised by decent pianist having some decent jokes so it falls a bit flat for a hilarious and musically gifted individual like me ;)))))))

>>81741419
this
>>81741439
this
>>81741615
DEFINITELY THIS

People need to stop being so mean to Jack Whitehall, he's actually ok, or at least he doesn't deserved to be compared to Russel fucking Howard.

>>81744235
Richard Osman is a producer, he can just do whatever the fuck he wants and no-one can stop him.

>>81741888
No fuck you, you 58 year old, alcoholic.

>>81743679
"comedian"
Yeah, no.

>>81742066
>stole noel's shtick.

It's odd comparing the UK and US comedy scenes

America has loads of comedians with podcasts saying whatever the fuck they want without worrying about being offensive or burning bridges with the wrong people. Partly because they can go on the road and make a decent living without being on tv.

UK doesn't have that, it seems a comedian's entire career is geared around getting on a panel show. As mentioned earlier everybody has the same agent and the scene seems kind of incestuous.

>>81745687
Nah, it's just the UK being a shot hole that birthed them

I'm from the UK, so I'll save you the time replying to me calling me an American, or whatever.

>>81742066
Oy've been on that internet again right... An' it's always bin a bit wonky annit, always bin a bit weird yeah? But ah givvit another go 'cos like, it's technology and that innit, it's the MODERN AGE, where the marvels and wondrous digital contraptions brought forth by the electronic magicians truly boggle the expanses of one's consciousness!

So ah went on there right an' this geezer went to me, ah dunno 'oo it woz coz like his name was "Anonymous," an' I'm pretty sure that wasn't 'iz real name, or if it woz, iz parents must've been on sumfing FUCKING MENTAL...

>>81745867
>it seems a comedian's entire career is geared around getting on a panel show.
All of which are god awful.

ALL panel shows are fucking shit.

Only mouth breathers disagree.

>>81745463
Oh yeah, totally. He's been doing the same joke for decades. But I still believe that if he'd actually recognise where his humour came from he'd be able to at least iterate on it.

>>81743383
This.

>>81745888
But anyway ee's come up to me on the internet right, on this site called 4chan which at first glance looks kind of like just a load of pictures an' writing an' that, sort of like a book, but the literary contents are NOT reminiscent of any TOME, VOLUME or PARCHMENT upon which yor 'umble narrator has ever set his gaze... WHERE WOZ I... THIS GEEZER, ee's gone: "'Ere," I sez "Wot," an 'e goes "For you."

I deliberated muchly on this pearl of unbridled wisdom, worthy perhaps of Descartes or else some other philosophical dabbler of his ilk, an' fort to myself "Not this again" coz it must've bin the fifteemf time somebody seddit on there in like ten minutes! Or mebbe it wuz the same geezer I dunno, EVERYONE'S FUCKIN' ANONYMOUS!

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Please, make them stop

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>My husband

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>>81745687
>>81743448
>>81741615

Russel genocide when?

>>81745929
So, not one to leave such mysterious verbal fruit dangling before me, ah sed to 'im: "Oi m8, wot's yor fuckin' problem? 4 me? Wot's 4 me?" An this OSCAR WILDE of wit and charm told me to fack off back to Rêddit! I said "Excuse me bravva, I don't meen no disrespect or noffin' but mebbe YOU need to fuck off back to SKOOL, because YOU seem to be in dire desperate NEED of some educational and academical enlightenment!"

I dote know if it was just him callin' me a faggot twenty times, or twenty different Anonymouses, each one calling me a faggot, or some statistical comprisation between the two right, but ah basically got called a faggot twenty times... Not very modern AFTER ALL!

>>81743943
I enjoyed it.

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>>81745781
>People need to stop being so mean to Jack Whitehall, he's actually ok

>>81742066
i always thought he was a musician.

>>81742066
BEADY

>>81741999
>le sarcastic quip man

>>81745867
If you're trying to imply the US Comedy scene isn't a nepotism run, incestuous industry as well you would be wrong. The only difference is that the USA has two scene blocs, East Coast and West Coast, versus the UK only have a monolithic scene.

You get a little more competition and differing of style between East and West in the USA's comedy scenes but they're still terrible in actually allowing genuine quality to float to the mainstream. Ever notice how all the 'it' comedians always hang out together and dude totally know each other? That ain't healthy for comedy.

>>81742066
This motherfucker was the one who got to nail Katy Perry in her prime. There is no justice on this earth.

Literally whos all around

>>81741895

Pretentious but funny

>>81741298
Come on anon ANOTHER "post your Schumers" thread? Can we get off this meme already?

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I have never seen a worse comedian. It was painful to watch her on QI.

>>81745630
do you think Al Murray is an actual pub landlord too?

>>81745867
Yeah, plus they won't be able to get on a panel show if they say something that Londoners don't like so their entire career is built around appealing to Londoners. There's a bizarre divide between London and the rest of the country.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/comedians-tell-anti-brexit-jokes-damaging-careersas-audiences/

>>81745781

Fuck off Jack

You'd be nothing without your dad

>>81744053

You mean Alex Jones?

>>81745727
Different guy, I kind of like minchin. But i've never seen a full set, so I have a different perspective I'd suppose.

>>81746186
ventriloquists are universally terrible

they should have died in the 19th century with vaudeville

>>81746186
QI hasn't been good since they were required to always have a woman on the panel. Scratch that, British panel shows haven't been good since they were required to always have a woman on the panel.

Ricky Gervais.

>>81746186
>create quota that panels literally cannot go on the air without at least one woman
>quality suddenly drops out on all of them
Hmmm

>>81746287
Ironically the worst part of the ricky gervais show.

I'd just like to point out that Richard Osman is fucking great and anyone that disagrees needs to get out of my fucking country

>>81741860
Ye feckin wot m8?

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>>81746337
>it's a "Ricky tells Carl he's an idiot when Carl is actually right" episode

>>81742831

*sniff*

>>81746236
Yeah, same. There was some subtle indication of irony at the end there if you were looking very closely.

The masturbatory atheist shit can fudge off, but his comedy is pretty reliably funny and his musical talents entertaining.

>>81742066
He should have never stopped being a homeless smackhead, it's where he belongs.

>>81744180
>noel fielding... im completely deadpan and sound like id rather be anywhere than here'

I'm not a Noel fan but from what I've seen that doesn't sound like him at all. He's very much whimsical. Deadpan is the last word I'd use.

>>81746448
He mostly focuses on the musical side nowadays anyway. He did Matilda and Groundhog Day, and I think he said he wanted to do Beetlejuice. He should do a Donnie Darko musical desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKTwFoZnaj4

>>81744181
The Franky Boyle seasons are great though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiLrO_daT3U

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AND WHAT'S HAPPENED RIGHT, IS HE'S BEEN ON HIS UNICYCLE RIGHT, AND BEEN DISTRACTED A WOODLAND CREATURE AND CRASHED INTO A CUSTARD FACTORY.

I hate the Scottish but Limmy is the type of comedian the UK should be producing more of. Did all his shit on his own in his own style and basically forced the BBC to take a gamble on him.

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>>81741298
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet

>>81746647
kek

>>81746384

He still tells that Gremlins story even though hes wrong.

>>81741837
Does he just go as a "TV personality" now. I see him all the time on chat shows.

>>81746647
heard it in his voice and everything. even the fucking air gasps

He's hilarious though you shut the fuck up

>>81745767
fuck you

>>81746677
Wtf I love Tracy Morgan

>>81741860
It is amazing how good he looks as an elderly woman.

>>81746287
Are their still people out there who are *really* into this guy?

>>81743044
NOW THEN

I DON'T ABOUT YOU, BUT

>>81746213
Al Murray does loads of tv as his real self

>>81746258p
Otto (and George) Peterson was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7i14We_T4g

>>81746647
He's a poor man's Bill Bailey, at least Bill had an excuse for being "lel so randum" jokes, he was probably off his tits on acid when he was writing them.

>>81741443
WILTY is great you pleb

>>81741298
He never has me howling, but he's decent enough at his zany schtick.

>>81746652
Does he even do comedy anymore? The only time i see anything from him is when he's livestreaming CS or some shit.

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>>81747026
just about to release his second book

basically a collection of ideas for sketches that never got filmed

>>81741860
He's an inspiration, I mean if he can get a fucking show and a movie, so could I.

>>81747026
>implying that's not just a long-form comedy piece

haha good one Limmy ahahahhah nice hahaha lad ha please get your life together haha

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>>81746384
>it's a Karl is getting to a fairly banal but accurate point and Ricky picks on some meaningless inaccuracy and berates him for it, causing him to lose his train of thought episode

>>81746871

I'm listening to the XFM shows now and they're still great.

His current output though? Making a sequel to the Office is bad enough, but without Merchant? Never thought he could fall so far.

>>81745781
He's fucking insufferable, I couldn't watch Norton the other week with Michael Caine & Morgan Freeman cause this unfunny cunt was on it

>>81742971
I feel sorry for any zookeepers in her audience.

>>81742066

Russell Brand's Radio 2 show was gold. Probably because Matt Morgan was there to ground him. Not done anything funny since.

>>81743383
Yeah but that's thanks to Julian, Noel's character is the Mary Sue of comedy.

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I hate comedians who's whole material simply revolves around being middle class, it's fucking boring.

>>81747137
>its an audiobook episode
>Karl begins to retell old story
>Ricky explodes in laughter
>Steve hoots

fuck everything after the first series of podcasts

>>81743943
Luxury Comedy proved that Julian was the only good aspect of the Boosh.

>>81747210
He gets a pass for being one of the writers for TTOI though.

>>81744116
To be fair he did put a roastie in her place. I don't expect that from most liberal comics.

>>81746862
Fucking kek

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>>81746652
Best one man improv skits I've seen:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IVwvbPBrIk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnRwJ8lCPd0

Probably funnier if you've met the sort of dickheads he's referencing before though.

>>81745767
Fuck off m8 he's funnier than every British comic in existence.

>>81747331
RIP banter rat

>>81746384
So every episode?

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Hold on lads. I've just remembered this exists. Shut the thread. Time for bed.

>>81742071
THE FRIDGE IS FULL

>>81745781
Jack Whitehall is genuinely quite witty when he wants to be, and I think he's alright in general, but he engagaes a bit too much in metrosexual Twitter humour nonsense. Most of the people who shit on him here aren't really trying to give him much of a chance in the first place tbqh.

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>>81741298
>Try and post a more unfunny comedian

What do I win?

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>"WAGE GAP, PATRIARCHY, SEXISM, GENDERED LANGUAGE, HAIRY ARMPITS, MEN ARE SHITHEADS LOL"

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>>81747491

>>81747200

He's on Radio X now with Matt and Gee, for the past 3 weeks. First episode was off but ever since it's been like the old days. Audioboom podcasts were the old crew, and great as well.

With Russell Brand you can hate everything he does and still love the radio show, because his best mate for decades is always there to tell him he's an idiot, where anyone else on the tv will laugh and enable it.

>>81744980
Nah he's great. Kind of want to go see his musicals but I'm not gay and I have no friends so I can't.

>>81745888
>>81745929
>>81745976
Bravo. Read it in his voice and everything

>>81747491

Hes the most overrated along with Chappelle.

>>81746384
>it's a /tv/ pretends that Carl's absolute bollocks-talking doesn't far, FAR outweigh his """""pearls of wisdom""""" episode

>>81747512
>Kate Smurthwaite DESTROYS drunk bigots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZS4344zojc

>>81747467
I enjoy him because I saw him go from absolutely abysmal in like 2008/09 to being quite polished now. Felt nice seeing a comedian, no matter how funny I find their act, improve over the years.

>>81745964
>DUDE I HAVE DEFORMED HANDS LMAO
>HAHA I'M AN AUSSIE BUT ALSO MISSING A LEG
>FUCK DRUMPF AM I RIGHT? LE RAPE CULTURE

>>81744235
>this guy has the best agent going, he is literally unavoidable nowadays
It's nothing to do with his agent, everything to do with the BBC desperate to promote more nonwhite performers under the guise of "muh multiculturalism"

>dude im a super quirky male comedian
>i paint my nails and put makeup on!!

pick of any of these kinds of people

>>81747658

thing is they're supposed to do that in comedy clubs before they get on national TV every week

>>81747539

Thanks for the heads up anon.

>>81747738
Yeah but I'd probably take the opportunity if I was offered it in my early 20's.

Also, what you're saying adds to the charm, you usually just see the polished act on TV none of the development.

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>>81747650

STOP

FUCKING STOP

>>81747512
>she's a comedian
I always thought she was just a generic feminist "activist". I've seen her on tv a few times but never heard her even attempt to tell a joke

>>81747386
Why is that 10 year old boy in a suit?

>>81745767
>Dingus detected

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Is this too easy of a target?

>>81741611
>will make jokes about raping children
>considers Hillsborough to be "off limits"
Jimmy Carr is a wanker

>>81747738
maybe he did and it was originally so much worse

>>81741298
His stand-up is awful but Mighty Boosh had it's moments.

>>81747937
*falls over to laughing track*

Lots of these comedians appear on big fat quiz and I love that show :(

>>81748014
El Sonido Nuevo

that episode was great - any episode with Rudi and Spiderdijon was bantz desu.

>>81741611
His ha-ha-ha-haaaaa is triggering.

>>81741298
But IT Crowd.

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>>81741611
HAW HAW HAW HAW

>>81744116
>bill hicks uploaded that video with that title to youtube before he died
Nigger you're stupid.

>>81748112
Is it so wrong for a man to love his guitar?

>>81747986

>Jack Whitehall was born on 7 July 1988 at the Portland Hospital in the City of Westminster in central London,[1] the first child of actress Hilary Amanda Jane Whitehall (née Isbister, stage name Hilary Gish) and the television producer Michael John Whitehall. His father was an agent for Judi Dench, Colin Firth and Richard Griffiths, and wrote the memoir Shark-Infested Waters. Whitehall has a sister, Molly Louisa (born 1989), and a brother, Barnaby William (born 1992). He had two godfathers—Nigel Havers and the late Richard Griffiths, both actors.[2]

yeah doubt it

>>81746348
He's good paired with Armstrong but on his own he's just too unpleasant.

>>81743606
I like him. Not fond of that other Indian with the same gimmick but worse on Taskmaster.

>>81747937
Is it wrong I would fuck her?

>>81745242
How can you think he doesn't understand why he's funny when he does this deliberately in order to be funny.

>>81748188
>do u like cwadle uhv fiwf?

>>81748496
Paul Chowdhry? Romesh was on Taskmaster too.

>tfw season 4 soon

>>81741298
>Try and post a more unfunny comedian

>CTRL+F Brand
>Russel x4
>Jo x0

Fuck you all

>>81747386
Alex Salmond has let himself go.

>>81741615
I HEARD IT IN HIS VOICE FUCK

>>81748589
See
>>81745973

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Screaming isn't funny, swears aren't punchlines. His career never evolved past Rick and Morty level shit.

>>81748552
>Paul Chowdhry
Yeah I think that's him. He's not very funny and I can't remember him ever doing anything clever on a task. It didn't even seem like he wanted to be there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IR-TMaeh6A

Whatever happened to Mark Lamaar? This skit is great, back when you could make fun of JF without people eating you alive for it

>>81748640
>knowing what rick and morty is like
Fuck off.

>>81748703
>I can't remember him ever doing anything clever on a task
I think he only narrowly won one show. The only particularly good thing about season 3 was the creepy twins duo.

Mummy says we're ever so good at puzzles

>>81748640
But Rick and Morty is quite funny, friendo.

>>81746186
That was a painful episode, but she was in a short lived show on HBO called Family Tree with Chris O'Dowd which was great. She had a limited role, but he shtick wasn't insufferable.

Graham Norton is really terrible at stand up

Is shocking

>>81748254
It is when he puts his BALLS in it and strums himself to ecstasy!

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>>81742066
>Mfw my brother looks exactly like him

>>81745767
Hes an actor, not a comedian you pleb

>>81748813
Back to reddo, friendo.

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>Americans don't realise this is a covert /brit/ thread

>>81748986
Is that zapped?

>>81744180
If you prefer Michael Macintyre to anyone at all you are a disgusting human being.

>>81749009
yeah, daisy dares you

>>81749010
>not liking Michael Macintyre

working class northerner pls

>>81744368
>There's only ever about 3 watchable comedians working at any one time.

>Doug Stanhope
>Stewart Lee
>Jim Norton

Holy shit, you are right.

>>81748938
While it is a good episode, I prefer scenes with Naboo more desu.
>Naboo are you in a shamanistic trance?
>Nah, listening to Fleetwood Mac
>Ah, Rumours
>Tusk

>>81743383
Might Boosh is kino, but Vince is an unfunny faggot.

>>81743132
I can't imagine anyone over 12 being entertained by Jeff Dunham's faggotry.

>>81746866
Not gonna lie, I was unsure if it was a bloke or an old woman until I looked it up. To be fair, I am almost legally blind.

>>81746677
She is garbage in every sketch I've ever seen her what a fucking tactless diversity hire.

>>81742066
How exactly did he go from being a drug-addled manslag to supposed left-wing political revolutionary? It just seemed to happen overnight.

>>81745242
The bit where he reads out internet hate comments and someone says his face resembles an eskimo from the 90s is just inherently funnier than any joke he created himself and he's probably aware of that. It's like you can compose a lifetime's work of music but never write the first four bars of La Marseillaise.

>>81749064
I like the more out-there episodes like Milky Joe and anything to do with the spirit of jazz or the hitcher but the S1 zoo stuff was top notch.

>Aw i've seen this, you're extracting the resin from the frog
>naw, it's not that. I just don't like this frog

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>>81743044
OH MY GOD
THE DAILY MAIL

>>81741683
I wish he was dead. Just kidding.

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>>81749169
Same way Frankie Boyle went from edge-lord supreme making jokes about the disabled to super lefty who whinges constantly about white people being evil

Money and fame

>>81748517
Nah I like tall matronly types

>>81749181
or literally anything with bob fossil
>and thats why I can't go for that.

>>81749207
Jesus Christ that face.

>>81749181
Milky Joe is probably the episode influenced by Barratt the most. Genuinely harrowing.

>Where's the elephant?
>I don't know
>Where's the python?
>Stop asking questions
>Where's my frog?
>You smoked it last night
>Oh yeah

>>81749216
Which of the two embarrassing defeats was this?

>>81741298
>Can we bully some old people now

>>81749256
>And that's why I don't like cricket

>I'm not a gorilla, I'm a man
>I knew that. Man

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>>81743062
I'll one-up you
that bird with the puppets
>>81744561
>Tommy Cooper
I disagree, but that might just be because I used to watch them with my grandad, and I have fond comfy memories of it

>>81745599
but he actually is a champagne socialist with weirdly hypocritical views on PC culture. He's self-aware, but don't make excuses for him.

>>81749299
>random vietnamese shouting
>my mother still thinks i'm in vietnam
>whips himself
>more vietnamese shouting
gets me every time.

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>>81749275
IndyRef(1)

>>81741615
AND NOW HERE'S A CREEPY JOKE ABOUT ME DOING SOMETHING SEXUAL WITH MY FAMILY.

>>81742066
This picture actually looks like some creature out of a Junji Ito manga, what the fuck.

>>81749325
At least in Family Tree they established her ventriloquism was some sort of autism. I liked FT, too bad it never got a second series.

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>>81745888
>>81745929
>>81745976

fucking spot on

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>Russell Howard's Good News
>Cut to Howard's gurning, ADD head as he starts to talk
>"But not everyone's happy with the way the country's going"
>Cut to clip of man outside polling station: "I voted for XYZ because he is the only one advocating tighter immigration controls"
>Cut back to studio, close-up of Howard's face, mouth open in a wide smirk. He is shocked. There is a deathly silence in the studio.
>"Let's just hear that again"
>Clip plays again. "immigration controls"
>Howard smirks and bellows "it's alright mate, don't believe everything you read in.."
>audience members lean forward in their seats
>"...the DAILY EXPRESS!?"
>Audience erupts into uproarious laughter. One man laughs so hard he rolls forward and wallops his head against the seat in front of him.
>IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT GONNA EAT YOUR SWANS AND STEAL YOUR DAUGHTER, MATE
>Several audience members spontaneously combust
>"SERIOUSLY MATE? IMMIGRATION CONTROLS!"
>The studio's foundations shake with the sheer volume of laughter. Five hearts give out under the strain.
>"ME NAN WAS AN IMMIGRANT, YOU WANNA THROW HER OUT TOO? YOU HAVEN'T TASTED HER LEMON MERINGUE MATE"
>A crack of lightning splits the studio in twain as Russell Howard ascends a stair made of clouds to return to his home in the heavens

>>81747491
Chuck D's not a comedian. Flava might be
>>81747906
I've literally only ever seen her on TV as a leftie mouthpiece on the Big Question or Question Time or whatever. Shows the quality of your work if you get on TV more for your side project.

>>81741501
Rob Beckett and Alan Carr are actually funny sometimes. Rest are crap

>>81745964
https://youtu.be/e7xE6ByD5pU
at the end where tou hear wailing, its from a landwhale in the audience who was going crazy

>>81743679
I honestly don't get how people find him funny

half the time watching his shit I don't even get what the jokes meant to be, especially in that sketch show.

>>81749513
Spot on.
Why is his show seriously just "Here's something funny I found on Reddit"?

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>>81749526

>>81741298
https://youtu.be/CWmNTtJ-OPI

HOW WILL NOEL RECOVER

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>>81745973
moisty moist moist! mhhhhm im fat and moist, moist and fat, my husband likes to fuck my big sweaty flaps while I lie in bed ravaging a bottle of mayonaise. mhhmmmm

>>81749526
VIRTUE

SIGNALLING

AUSSIE

C U N T

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>>81746862
>>81749683

Of course, ladies and gentleman, if you grew up in my family, you had to learn to shout your corner, because culturally, things were a bit different. Your mother may have gone to the door and shouted, "Come on Billy, time for dinner!" Whereas my mother.. NOW COME ON LENNY IRIE IRIE. I SAY URRY UP IN COME ON GET IN DE OUSE COME IN AND GET UR RICE AND BEAN AN TING! NOW URRY UP ME BOY, OR I WHOOP UR BACKSIDE, OW LAWDY DESE BOYS GIVE ME STRENGTH AN TING IRIE IRIE

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>>81749574
Was this too far from Simon? I feel bad for him, he clearly didn't like being mean but he was so good at it.

>>81749782
My dad always referred to Comic Relief as that time we all get together and pretend Lenny Henry's funny because it's for charity.

>>81748188
He's barely in it.

>>81746287
I honestly don't get what people find funny about him

his entire act is talking down to people, acting smug, being passive agressive, and thinking he's the cleverest person in the room

anytime I hear him speak I just want to fucking smack him in the face his entire persona is so grating

>>81749777
>he clearly didn't like being mean

I don't what show you were watching anon, except for the Amy Winehouse episode where he's genuinely trying to save her life behind a veil of comedy, Simon was an irretrievable cunt entirely by choice

>>81747613
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
I'm triggered.

>>81743679
>Gas the kikes!
>Just kidding, I said it ironically
>rinse and repeat

>>81749325
>>81746186
>Nina Conti
>Comedian

She's a surrealist performance artist. If you're basing your entire opinion of her on that one episode of QI she shit the bed on that's an unfair judgement. If you put anyone in a situation they're incompatible with of course it's gonna go badly.

She's actually hilarious live but whoever thought it was a good idea to shoehorn her into a panel show where her presence was awkward and inappropriate should've been fired

>>81749915
I thought I read somewhere that he quit because he didn't like being so mean to people, can't find anything about it now though.

I did find this howevr:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/394/noel_fielding_simon_amstell_ruined_buzccocks/

>According to The Sun, Never Mind The Buzzcocks team captain Noel Fielding is claiming that ex-host Simon Amstell has "ruined the show".

That butthurt.

>>81749567
Because he's a retard. His show is literally just a day on Normiebook in video format.

>>81750039
Wasn't Noel Fielding's increasing appearances on the show part of the reason why Bill Bailey left?

>>81749256
GOAT Fossil scene coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeSi3IVTqE

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>>81749526
>all those likes