Who else is having a case of the Mondays?
>>81738079
Every Monday bro
nigga i do not have a job
>>81738124
Take it easy, man
funniest part is when he downs all the niacin
>>81738079
3,000mg niacin every morning
>>81738079
Today is my Saturday
>>81738079
Every Monday the milfy admin at my office always tells me about her weekend and how horrible her husband is.
>>81738291
Breed her immediately
>>81738124
>>81738614
Bro, she sees him as the "girlfriend" she complains about men to. He's already in the bitchzone AKA friendzone.
He isn't breeding shit.
>>81738219
Why ho?
>>81738079
>>81738940
This is a faceapp only thread
>>81738079
I took today off to avoid a case of the Mondays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed79L3wQu38
why did world peace have such good music
>>81738687
Also known as the work husband or emotional friend. This shit usually happens when the woman isn't communicating effectively with her actual husband... If the sex life was also bad, they'd probably be fucking too.
>>81738983
I'm handing people this high quality version so they can use that instead of the blurry shit in the OP.
>>81739089
Nice song. If only the singer could hit a note, or even two. Christ. How do obviously un-musical people end up as lead singer in a band?
>>81739101
I'm in love with a married woman at work. She's only there one day a week. How do I make her my wife?
>Working on Bank Holiday Monday
Lmao
What 3rd World country do you live in?!
>>81739224
it's the sonic dread that the song is supposed to deliver.
>>81739317
He's singing the wrong notes on purpose? Come on, man. That's such an obvious cop out. Punk rockers do that, too, just pretend they meant to sound like shit.
>>81739312
Send snapchat of your dick
>>81738932
gets the blood flowing
>mfw I fell for the STEM meme and I now work a shitty desk job at a corporation as a paper pushing "engineer"
>>81739312
Don't shit where you eat. Hire an escort or something. Young, dumb and full of cum etc.
>>81739548
What kinda money you make? If you have to do boring stuff and don't get paid well that's a bad deal. But if all you have to do at work is boring stuff and you do get paid well then that's a win. Just have to pace yourself so you have some energy left in your free-time.
>>81739377
Works for Tom Waits, but i'll have to listen to it first.
>>81739576
Hell no. I'll ruin my life if I have to. I can easily get a job elsewhere.
Sam Hyde is a tryhard faggot.
>>81739089
I listened to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q6nKP10j4s
Have this instead.
>>81739548
At least have a job that doesn't destroy your back and knees. I feel for the STEM meme and work at a supermarket.
>>81739865
Tom Waits is terrible.
>>81740230
Of course, whatever you say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY-Z6wm6TMQ
>>81738079
>got a bad haircut saturday so hair looks like shit today
>woke up late
>hangover
>take shower and shampoo is empty so put water in bottle and shake it up to get tiny bit of lather
>forgot to put clothes out
>can't find shoes
>late for work
>see boss in hallway coming in so she knows I'm late
>pinched nerve in neck killing me
>headache on verge of becoming migraine
>forgot my xanax and percosets at home
>outta weed because faggot dealer blew me off last weekend
>boss literally came over and asked me something which i would have no way of knowing since another dept handles the thing she asked about and when i told her i didn't know she told me that was an incorrect answer and that the correct answer is that i will find out and tell her
So yeah, pretty much.
>not living in a christian country that has the day off for our saviour Jesus Christ
>>81741083
How are xans?
>>81741083
>the correct answer is that i will find out and tell her
lol bitch, should have cracked her across the mouth. No job is worth being treated that way by some middle management bint who probably has a double digit IQ.
>>81739429
beat me to it.