Dan Bilzerian

>>81737269

DAMN JAKE LLLOYD LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW? DAYYYYUM

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>>81737269
He has a cartoon now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4prRaJ_Cj9Q

Yes it did, he learned that you cant buy your way into hollywood

>>81737269
how many whore is he fucking on a daily basis?

Did I see him in Lone Survivor?

>>81737628
12

>>81737645
Yeah he paid a million bucks for his 10 second role

>>81737399
>Draw a cartoon version of me
>OK
>Taller
>Taller
>Taller
>You're fired

yes he was in lone survivor, paid his way in, had quite a few lines/scenes in the final cut he was reduced to one line in one scene, not a happy dan

>>81737269
>>81737269

Ironic considering his SEAL training means he can demolish any living hollywood actor

>>81737696
>>81737745
He actually paid to be in it? Any proof of this? What a ridiculous manlet.

>>81737794
>In 2014, Bilzerian sued the producers of the film Lone Survivor. His lawsuit states that although he loaned the production of that film $1 million in exchange for a minimum of eight minutes of screen time and 80 words of dialogue, his role was reduced to less than one minute and has just one line. His lawsuit demanded $1.2 million (the original loan amount plus a 20 percent penalty).

>>81737750
>Bilzerian entered the Navy SEAL training program in 2000; however, after several attempts, he did not graduate.

Kek now I know why he's wearing a beard

Every time I have to listen to this man talk, I feel myself getting dumber

>>81737844
It's not him you gullible idiot.

>>81737844
that's not him you retard. The dude on the left is some retarded lithuanian cunt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhZxQ0Vyqg

>>81737888
e as yrgy lietuvys XD

>>81737750
>>81737842
the dude is a spoiled brat who thinks he can buy his way into anything

He pays people to hang out with im, pays for pills so his dick works, pays for steroids so he stays muscular etc etc

>>81737879
but it is him

>>81737794
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/actor-sues-lone-survivor-producers-616876

>>81737914
he's literally me if i had money

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>>81737913
Sveikinu.
laimėjai bulvę

>>81737917
No it isn't. You have the internet at your disposal, use it for something other than to prove your stupidity.

>>81737914

ur gelatinous right now

>>81737628
Depends on how much cash he has
Cash/1500=whores

>>81737940
this. except i wouldn't pay people to hang out with me. just the whores would do.

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>>81737964
Like fapping to some hot feet?

>>81738042
i'd pay big ripped dudes to watch me fuck hot bitches while i make fun of them

>>81737842

these are the key indicators that deep down he isn't truly happy and wants some kind of achievement in life

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>>81738057
>that vag

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>>81737269
viral fake foto. this is what he really look like without the beard. (no word on plastic surgery work, tho.)

>>81738100
wow freud you're so smart

>>81738104
>that weak chin

>>81738172
>if i point out his weakness it will mask my own

kys tbqh

>>81738104
Benedict Cumberbatch?

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>Dan is ITT defending himself
lmao insecure fag

>>81738221
It would be extremely embarassing

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>>81737399
https://twitter.com/claireeabbott/status/853794271350198273

what did she mean by that ?seems like she's mad at him

>>81737399
>i have a pain on my shoulder
>maybe some pushups will help
this guy is a fucking moron

Feels pretty good to have a decent shaped jaw

I wouldn't trade it for all the money in the world

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>>81738356
Roastie got fucked hard by proto-Chad, ends up regretting it when people find out.

Classic roasties.

>>81737399
>that voice
LMAO are women such a meme that they sleep with that?

This is like listening to a Downie (no offense to them of course).

>>81738356
What does "So sus" mean ?

>>81737879
>>81737888
>>81737964
Hello Dan

>>81738422
>grow beard
>nobody can tell
>but /I'll/ know!
'okay'

>>81738356
bitch pretending she doesn't want to swallow his balls

>>81738356
He's thirsty she's calling him out

Like calling a billionaire playboy out for acting like a billionaire playboy is actually going to keep you from fucking him

Women

>>81738476
suspicious

>>81738476
Suspect
She's doing a wink wink nudge nudge thing about how he wants to fuck her

>>81738476
Sus = Suspect, obvious, conspicuous

>>81738476
Soros

>>81738443
Could've claimed statutory rape since she was still underaged. That's what I would've done.

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>>81738513
>>81738515
That's the hilarious part. She went to his parties, got fucked raw by him in every hole and then went to go back to being "pretty little princess" on social media hoping nobody would find out.

This is what roasties do. They whore out behind the scenes and then resume the mantle of innocence in public.

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Sadly she deleted her instagram

>>81738476
Suck on shit u sperg

>>81738503
Hey, you short-sighted retard.

AHAHAHAHA THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

BEARDS CONFIRMED FOR HIDING PATHETIC JAWS

>>81738573
Depends on what state they were in. Also if she did that, she would be forever blacklisted from celebrity circles.

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>>81738594

>>81738594
Such a nice personality 10/10 would raise her son like it's mine

>>81738609
read the thread faggot

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>>81738594
we still have google

>>81738649
Tl;dr :^)

>I'M REALLY A NAVY SEAL TRUST ME XDD trust fund faggot who has to buy hookers so people online think he's cool

never understood this.

>>81738615
I doubt she wants in on it anymore.

>>81738678
kys

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Post more celebrities that look retarded without beards.

>>81738775
pretty much why I've kept stubble since the day I was able to grow it

>>81738811
yeah dude, i bet you don't look like a complete ugly spaz with your shitty stubble on. Fucking mong.

>>81738811
Is yours decent though?

Harrington's is patchy as fuck, and I can't not think of him as a neckbeard gone famous.

>>81737399
>LMAO HEART ATTACK FROM VIAGRA

Dude. No one believes you.

I wonder how often he considers suicide

>>81737399
>mfw he has to mention himself fucking some random whore, even though it litterally has nothing to do with the story's he's telling so he can keep his ego up
Hahahaha.

>>81737269
>mfw there's this retarded little subculture full of morons who want to emulate this loser
LOL

>Live on daddys money
>Pay guys to be your friend and pay escorts to have sex with you
>No talent, skill or education
>Just a bum with access to someone elses money
>People think he's cool

Being a pathetic beta on a yacht surrounded by fake people and easy money doesn't make you any less of a pathetic beta. If he didn't have a rich dad he'd be pumping gas or sucking dicks for drinks.

>>81738966
If that's a pathetic beta then sign me up. Beats wasting most of my life working to just have a tiny fraction of that lifestyle.

>>81738871
YOU DON'T GET IT BRO

VIAGRA+COKE+PUSSY+MEXICAN FOOD+GAMBLING+NO SLEEP+ POT+ALCOHOL+MORE PUSSY BRO

reminder he made all his money through gambling. Only upset nerds try and push the meme its his Dad's money.

>>81739078
No he didn't. He's a shit poker player and he didn't get rich from it.

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>>81737399
>>81738356
>>81738443

Did her uncensored pictures ever get released?

>>81739078
How do you explain that nobody knows a shred about him in the poker world?

>>81739213
You play under aliases bro. Who the fuck uses their real name online?

>>81739213
Because of Rule 1&2

>>81739203
>Did her uncensored pictures ever get released?
I got a few. No, not posting them here.

>>81738104
>>81738221


Calm down, Dan. You have a weak chin, deal with it. Oh I forgot, you hide it with a ridiculous looking beard.

>>81739232
>online?
Wait can you even make bank online?... I'd never trust any website with the sums he supposedly accumulated.

>>81739261
Kek, fuck off

>>81739261
You're a lying fag, bro.

>>81739203
Bruh. Use fucking google.

>>81738947

"Men" isn't a subculture. About 99% of men would kill to have his life. Let's not pretend otherwise.

>>81739078

This has been debunked a few times.

His few big wins nowhere near cover the vast, endless list of losses he's made. But he only ever talks about the wins.

He's 'made' fuck all from gambling, merely lessened his losses only slightly. His money comes from daddy.

>>81739368
>google
>joining the botnet
lmao'ing @ your life, m8

>>81739364
He's not, just look on motherless. Nothing amazing, just titty shots. Obviously can't post a link but if you google "claire abbott nude" the very first link is that picture uncensored. Jesus fuck you guys do so little research.

https://www.google.ie/search?q=claire+abbott+nude&oq=claire+abbott+nude&aqs=chrome..69i57.2471j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

>>81739381
>dude I would kill to damage my ego to the point of no-existence by constantly having to pay sluts to stick around with me so I can appeal to MGTOW losers over the internet
Eh, not really, nah.

>>81739381

>99% of men want to brag about sleeping with prostitutes

Wew lad.

People want the life he pretends to have. Not his actual sad, depressing, lonely existence.

>>81738927
Why is she sitting on a wristwatch?

>>81739472
>>81739479

You're paying for it one way or another. I'd rather openly pay for it and get top shelf pussy than the beta shit the average man has to do, and so would you and you know it.

>>81739472
>>81739479
i'd skip broadcasting my life on the internet part. but i absolutely would love the money and women part.

but i'm a narcissist and incapable of loving anyone else but myself so, theres that.

>>81739526
>You're paying for it one way or another.
>a girl genuinely can't be interested in spending her time with you because you two work together, and have fun times together

>inb4 I get called deluded for not thinking all women obsess over money
Sure they do, and why wouldn't they do with how much your wealth says about you, but they're always a diamond in the rough.

>>81739479
I'd take the $200 million or whatever he received from his dad and continue posting on 4chan for the rest of my life

>>81739203
>Did her uncensored pictures ever get released?
i literally have them after they were posted all over here

>>81739564
>the money and women part.
Eh, to each their own, but I'd seriously ponder suicide if I ever had to buy affection from women with money.

>>81737914
>the dude is a spoiled brat who thinks he can buy his way into anything

I mean he might be a spoiled brat but you can't blame the guy for being pissed that he didn't get something he paid for.

>>81739414
>Jesus fuck you guys do so little research.
They're spoonfed babies. I watched those nudes ages ago.

>>81738966
Who cares. He has cash. You and I, and all of us, works day in and day out, busting our ass for less than a fraction of what he's spent on shits and giggles alone. You can be alpha chad with real friends and a woman who loves you all you want, while working as a wage slave for the rest of your days. I'll take what he has, a beta, low tier attention whore whose only claim to fame is daddy's money. And that's because he only has to become enlightened once and still be on the top of the hill, you can be enlightened all you want and still be a hopeless wage slave.

>sculpt your beard into the shape of a chin

what did he mean by this?

>>81740451
means he can grow a beard and stylize it the way he sees fit