What did he do all those years?

Seen footage.

>>81730108
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE

>>81730108
Study the BBH

he get got.

honestly even when my flatmates are out for a day I just spank the monkey non stop so imagine how much he wanked in that time completely alone.

Created a device akin to a 3-D, hologram fleshlight. So he could get his dick rode all fucking night.

>>81730148
You cant wank in space the jizz wont leave your dick.

>>81730188
I wonder what that'd feel like

>>81730108
>What did he do
ex-military

>>81730188
how so? people can still piss in space

>>81730188
Jizz leaving your dick has nothing to do with gravity, moron, your muscle spasms are what's responsible.

>>81730108
Nuffin.

*GLASS BREAKS*

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>>81730188
>>81730289
>when the gravity repulsor attached to your dick malfunctions and all the jizz gets sucked back up inside you

What's the joke everyone's posting about? It just looks like the black dude from Interstellar

>>81730289
This dude is a jizzpert. Guy knows about cum.

>>81730334
top kek

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>>81730188

I don't produce sperm when I jack off.

One one hand it worries me but on the other I never have to clean up.

>>81730398
Nigger detected, making fun of knowledge is literally high school nigger bully tier.

>>81730289
I wonder who was the first man to jack off in 0 g

>>81730389
Due to time dillation the dude spent 14 years or so waiting for his companions to return.

>>81730434
Are you like 11 or something? I had that a decade ago when I first started touching myself

>>81730188
Wrong.It will free float.
It's like saying you can't pee in space or spit in space.

>>81730467

22

I was more worried when I was 16 but it seems this isn't going away, not like I was going to even get a chance to have kids though.

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>>81730108
he fucks the music and makes it cum

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BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP

Ride?

think about his bonus situation

>>81730447
The first man to be in 0 g, obviously

>>81730127
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

fuck white bitches

>>81730377

Can I get pregnant from that?

>>81730447
neil armstrong

>>81730739
Quality post.

>>81730906
Your penis can

>>81730349
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81730924
So that's how he got his surname

>>81730188
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>81730108
steal yo girl

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>mfw you realize that the entire death grips discography is documenting what it's like in his mind as he goes insane from the isolation

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>>81730108
Think about that Bonus Situation.

>>81730108
Imagine how many times he could jerk off in those 20 years or whatever they were gone

>>81730108
Wouldn't Dr. Mann have been saved eventually after the colony got the resources to go on expeditions? You know how they had a major space station after a few years, all he had to do was cryo freeze himself.

>>81730438
This guy cums.

>>81730537
you are saying nothing has ever come out

do you do it three times a day

>>81730122
Underrated

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>>81730108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2cQvZPX3OY

this is memes

>>81730537
you're sterile maybe

>>81730434
Do you have milky piss? If yes then it's more likely that it's going into your bladder. Not a big deal if you do decide to try and reproduce.

>>81730108
Responsibility's cool, but there's more things in life

>>81730108
same as you and me anon. masturbate and watch movies in free time.

>>81730188
>american education

>>81730108
Watched anime.

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Bane-posted like a motherfucker I imagine.

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>>81732254

Why did they even bother trying to scout the planet when earth would be long dead before a proper colony would be set up with transports?

>>81734820
Dude was disciplined and had a mental fortitude greater than anyone in here, anon. Think about how his daily routine must have been to maintain a spacecraft for ten years.

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>>81736937
Love > common sense
More importantly they needed to advance the plot by skipping a decade or two, so ms. fat tits here conveniently forgot basic physics despite being a physicist by profession
Basically this movie fucking sucks

>>81737336
the point of the movie was for him to be sucked into the black hole so he can send the codes to his adult daughter to understand , it was destiny , or like the terminator chicken egg thing , u obviously didint understand this kino youre banned from this thread effective immediately .

>>81736937
Did you not watch the movie? Actual plan is to start a human colony somewhere from scratch, My Cocaine just tricks Coop into going by saying "yeah, we'll surely develop the means to transport billions to other planets by the time you guys do your thing".

>>81730434
Either you have a condition or you're a girl.

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>>81730108

>>81730108
Got his dick rode all fucking night.

>>81737974
someone photoshop the NASA logo on his shirt

>>81730188
this sounds horrifying.

DUHDUUH BLOWUUH DUDUHDUDUH OWAH

I SE FOOTAH I SEE FOOTUH I SEE FOOTUH

Ride sounds like a retard. Why do people listen to Death Grips?

>>81738801

Someone described it as the musical equivalent of being beaten into a gang, and that seems to be a pretty apt comparison. Ride is just punching you in the face while the drums and synths keep you shook.

>>81730377
Hey man I think this post is good. Have a (You)

>>81730108
Research and go insane

>>81738801
I used to dislike death metal vocals, but it's possible to embrace the abrasiveness. Death grips instantly clicked for me, but it's probably a similar concept.

>>81730108
Why did they even bother landing when they saw the planet was all water and they knew the other atronaut that landed there was long dead? They would have only been gone a few years if they just did a quick fly by.

>>81738882
I really appreciate the unique approach to the instrumentals but the singer just ruins it for me, he has good flow but he cannot sing