James and Mike Mondays

>>81725845
Mike has perfect teeth

Daily reminder Chris Bores, the Irate Gamer, gave up on video game criticism and is now an active ghost hunter television presenter.

10 INCHES

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Why's he so happy

Best episode?

>>81726155
too much gum, not a good gum to tooth ratio

>>81726445
>have 10 inch penis
>your best friend is a cuck and has a THICC wife

Mike 'I have to laugh at all my own jokes' Matei.

>>81726471
I love the AVGN episodes where he plays genuinely hard as fuck games. Silver Surfer and Die Hard really make me laugh.

>>81726180
No, he rakes in thousands on Youtube kids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmmSNNMoV_E

>>81727100
Now your turn anon. Post your wife without makeup

>>81727130
Why would I do that?

>>81727130
Your wife is a fat 2/10 Ryan.

>>81727100
Those fat ugly cunts deserve eachother

>>81727201
Mike was smart enough to wait until he got famous and landed himself a 22 year old blonde

>>81727362
What's Mike's job exactly?

>>81727369
Making 90% of the content on their channel since James has a family life

>>81727369
Deposit the youtube money

>>81727398
I'm serious. Surely he has a real job right? Don't tell me he's being James' sidekick full time.

One day that fucker will wake up and realize he hasn't got a pension plan nor healthcare.

>>81725845
Doesn't Mike have like a fat 9 inch cock?

>>81726180
Wasn't he shit on by everyone

>>81727417
He probably makes more than James does considering James doesn't do shit

>>81727417
He owns a youtube channel with 2 million subs I'm sure he'll be ok

>>81727449
>He owns a youtube channel with 2 million subs I'm sure he'll be ok

He won't, that's the fucking point. This youtube shit won't last forever, and when it's over he'll have nothing.

>>81727440
>9 inches

Pffff not that small nerd

>>81727440
I've seen his dick pics. That's exactly correct. He has a 9 inch dick. But he claims its 10. Its huge, why does he have to claim its bigger than it is?

>>81727417
This realization is going to happen to every Youtuber out there, including Channel Awesome and RLM. I can't imagine people still wathing them when they're in their fifties.

>>81727494
They're basically nothing more than gamblers in my book

Making a quick buck now but when it runs out they'll be literally homeless

>>81727561
Think of all the dumbfuck young adults that donate to rich streamers, They will be broke as fuck voting democrat for gibs me dat instead of investing in their future. lmao

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>cinemassacre star is James
>every thread is about Mike

>>81727678
James barely makes content.
Mike makes 4 videos a week

>>81727678
Probably because mike posts here. We all know he does on /vr/.

>>81725845
What's wrong with AVGN's hair?

The fuck??

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>>81727721
>tfw same combover as James

>>81727631

>voting democrat

No, they won't. They'll vote republican because they think they're temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Like every other piece of broke ass white thrash.

>>81725845

Anybody else notice that mike draws himself in better light than james in the title cards?

>>81727967
example?

>>81727967
Mike draws them?

>>81727967
Mike is an attention whore who has his name on Google Alert. He once posted his actual 10 inch dick on the Cinemassacre subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4uf6vy/rcinemassacre_is_embroiled_in_a_sultry_dick_pic/

>>81728031
If my dick was 10" i'd show it off too

>>81727100
>bootsy got fired and replaced with this

>>81726445
Because he is going to be the face of the channel/cinemassacre in a few years. James has hated AVGN since year two and only does like three videos a year, has retired Monster Madness and barely does any other videos. The thing that keeps the company going is Mike's video game related videos where they play Mike's games in Mike's house and James is the sidekick.

>>81728181
I would argue Mike is already the face of it since he has been the one doing multiple videos a week for the last 2-3 years

>>81727417
Mike has been his sidekick since the beginning. He started the youtube channel, he uploaded the videos. He handled the backend for a long time until he started to appear in videos. It is essentially Mike's channel.

>>81727721
Why the fuck is baldness a novel concept to you?

>>81725845
Seems to be some tension between thee two of them lately. I don't care much for mike to be frank. I understand James has a life to live but the quality of the content just ain't what it used to be.

>>81728006
Holy shit how new are you

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>>81727959
>muh white trash

>>81728081
Bootsy got fired? Why?

It's weird. I usuaöly find people like Mike very annoying, and yet, sitting down to watch them play games is the most cozy and comfy thing I can do.

Been sick lately and binging on cinemassacre vids while in bed. It's nice.

>>81727080
Chris Bores is such a fucking freak. Fuck him.

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Just in case you missed it.

>>81729062
>>81728031
>>81728006
MIKE DOESN'T DRAW THE PIXEL ONES YOU FAGGOTS

>>81729517
I bet he influences the design process though.

>>81728181
Mike works all week for the website, James gets the money. Who's the cuck here?

>>81725845
Iv become a big fan of these 2 in the last few weeks pure comfy viewing. Matt is a top guy

>>81727201

>When you give her the old 10 inch mineycrafta

>>81727417
He is a trained cartoonist, but the only thing he has done for money (that I know of) is touch ups on book of old Mickey Mouse comic strips. I don't think that is the kind of job that is stable.

Don't go into liberal arts or you might end up making youtube videos to survive.

>>81726471
Mortal Kombat X or Goat Simulator. i wish had pals who i could have chilled afternoons gaming with. I got a wife and kid and they are no fun

>>81729166
liberal extremism
He lashed out at Mike for "offensive language" when he talked about pussy or something

Say what you want about liberals being hypocrites, once Trump does something they make opposing it a categorical imperative.

>>81731382
They were high as fuck in the goat simulator episode (part 1) they need to smoke up again before episodes, make sure it way more fun.

>>81731420
>talking out your ass
Source that shit or fuckoff, stormweenie

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>>81731555
Im watching it now. There is no better feeling that laughin till you cry with ur mates

>>81731360
BROWN

>>81732710
BRICKS

You know what keeps me up at night? Being envious of Mike Matei. I like the guy now, but you can tell he would have been an annoying shitty kid in elementary school. A true motherfucker. Obsessed with video games, yet talks too much. He would have been one of those kids that didn't really become tolerable until tenth grade or so. And yet, he has a huge dick. Just think about that. The little twerp in elementary school that you couldn't stand probably had a massive cock all along. It doesn't matter how annoying you thought he was. He won. And he's still winning. And I can't sleep.

>>81725845
Mike need to stop taking his anti depression meds

Why do the Mike and Ryan videos consistently get so many dislikes? I mean yeah it's not James, but they're acceptable enough. Why just not watch them? That's what I do most of the time

Why does Mike have those really dark circles around his eyes? Allergies or does he never sleep?

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>you will never bave a bigdikk like mike

>>81725845
love j&m mondays, always have.
favourite episode is probably metroid, or metroid on gameboy.
the longer episodes are always the best.
its a shame there not more content from jame's end, i think he wants to get away from games and more into movies.
i'm also dissapointed that most of their movie related videos now use stills instead of clips.

btw if you havnt seen it, check out the tmnt series review, very in depth, very entertaining. same with power rangers, and other animation related stuff.
pisses me off that half the comments on here are about mikes dick. wish he'd never bought it up.
best avgn series is probably castlevania, or star wars games.

>>81727201
Mike never struck me as a Pokemon fan

>>81725845
sorry, I'm not 13 anymore so I don't find James or Mike funny or interesting people. In fact they are both pretty dull people and both of them suck at video games anyway. Seriously if you are over 20 and still watch these guys, please stop being such a corny human.

Childhood is idolizing James. Adulthood is realizing building brown bricks is the most fun you can have while playing an app.

>>81729166
he's a slackass

how long did it take for him to do that battletoads thing? from memory it was a 3 part tutorial and it took him maybe 6 months? lazy motherfucker.

>>81729166
Bootsy has a life outside of making faggot videos for James site

>>81732932
IN

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>>81737344
>listen kiddo I don't watch boring youtubers like that anymore, kid. See kids like you watch this stuff but not me because I am older. I am older than you and more mature because I watch better youtube videos about computer games. Won't catch me watching these people kiddos, they are for kids and I am not immature, I am an adult, my taste in videogame youtubers is incredibly refined.