>watching movie with mom >sex scene comes on

>>81724893
>really cute little on scene
>contain my smile
>want to say something about her cuteness but I hold myself

Life's cruel.

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>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes on
>mom closes the door

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>watching movie with little sister
>sex scene comes on

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>>81724893
>having sex with mom
>cums on movie

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>watching sex movie
>mom scene comes on

>>81724893
or just buy a cheap used tv for your room

>>81725033
Even white guys have sexual emergencies.

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>watching sex scene
>mum comes in
>its on my laptop
>demand she watch the rest of the movie with me to prove it wasnt porn
>she keeps asking whats going on in the plot

i watched a movie in a cinema with my mother and there was some mother/son incest roleplay in it and i did not enjoy the film and neither did she

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>>81724893
>Watching sex scene with mom
>movie comes on

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>watching movie
>sex scene
>girl orgasms
>mom: "she's faking it"
>me: "how do you know"
>mom: "I have lots of experience, just ask your father"
>mfw

>>81724893
>she wants to recreate the scene with you

>having sex with mom
>movie comes on

>>81724893
Mahjong? What the Hell is Mahjong?

My mom will still turn the TV off or fast forward anything slightly racy and mutes it if there's too much swearing.

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>>81724893
>And your other sex scene

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>>81724893
>watching a movie with mom
>post frogs on 4chan

>>81725486
nice mom

>>81725486
that's cute anon

i hope you appreciate what a treasure you have

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>>81725555
>tfw no one checks your sweet digits

>>81725546
lol are you the one posting that on every frog thread?
youre doing gods work

>>81724893
So follow the movie's example.

>>81725148
I bet she secretly did tho.

>>81726658
it was a real horrible film though with an ugly lead
my mother only likes films with pretty men in them like ewan mcgregor

>watching movie with dad
>chick gets her tits out
>he loudly exclaims "good lord!" or "blimey!" and asks who the actress is

I think my dad is more of an autist than I am

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>Decide to watch Blue is the warmest color
>My mom comes to my room and asks what I am watching and wants to watch the movie with me.

>>81725608
No because that's exactly what leads to kids staying sheltered immature virgins well into their twenties

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>know there's a sex scene
>watch it anyway

who /horny/ here?

>>81727259
me im so horny

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>listening to "it aint me"
>veitnam turns on

>>81727183
This, I was watching True Detective second time with my mom and she asked me to fast forward Daddario scene.

>>81727106
Every dad should do this. I do this and I'm not a dad.

>>81727106
>watching "Attack The Gas Station" with dad
>at the scene where the guy with the hat is playing strip rock-paper-scissors
>we just sit silently, alas I spill
>"They wouldn't show the tits, yeah?"
>dad goes "Nah"

>>81727353
>fast-forwarding Daddario

Request adoption immediately

>Watching movie when sex scene comes on
>Realizes its mom
>Masturbate to it anyway

>>81727462
I am too old for an adoption. Still, she liked the show.