I like to imagine her surprise when Howard reveals how ducks

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this bitch fucked a duck dick

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>>81720262
>a 1/4 duck baby

Lost

Imagine a guy got sent to duckland and wanted to fuck a duck woman

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Howard's penis is akin to a cosmic roadway, spiraling up and down seemingly forever, its twisting veins the only detail on its glistening and supple white skin. Howard's penis is white. There's no doubt about it. Bright white. And the tip is bright orange. I can see it now: that corkscrew, that marvel of God himself, that perfect and lustful and so savagely violent tool of breeding: Howard's cock, jackhammering Lea Thompson's tight human folds. She would begin to rupture at the vagina and slowly cave in on the crushing movements of Howard's screwcock. Her body would inevitably be ripped to shreds by the up and down movement of the corkscrew itself. Howard would literally would fuck her to death.

>planning to make multiple HIGHLY EMBARRASSING posts in a thread
I'm glad the unique poster counter exists to expose your ilk

>>81720442
Go back to Plebbit.

I've written a few sequels in my head about Howard potentially starting a breeding farm in an inevitably suicidal attempt to recreate his race on Earth. Eventually he realizes it was the other way around - humans and ducks both separately evolved from Metaducks (a coin I termed for Howard's race.) Just imagine being Howard as you walk slowly, hands behind your back, observing the rows and rows of imprisoned humans and ducks forced to breed. At first Howard had genuine scientific goals, but soon after realizing the failure he was, he began to fetishize the operation in an attempt to cover for it. He enjoyed seeing the ducks and humans fuck in various ways. He enjoyed seeing screaming duck-human hybrids hobble along the ground, saying "mama? mama?". As Howard walked down that hallway, he was a king. A sick, twisted king sitting atop a throne of shit. But it was his kingdom of shit.

>>81720442
>unique poster counter
what?

Lea gives it her all in that scene

They were like "in this scene your character really needs to look both sexy and serious while getting horny for this duck", which is basically the most impossible instruction for an actress ever, and goddamn it she did it

>>81720707
>she did it
she actually was into bestiality and incest. It wasn't that difficult for her.

>>81720262
quality thread

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reminder that Beverly/Howard fucking is canon

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>>81722338
this is when he was turning into different animals

>>81720616
Those little numbers on the right side of the top and bottom. Let's you know when there's 10 posts and only 1 person making them.

>>81720262
Is Howard circumcized?

I can't even get to this scene
I watched for what felt like 3 hours but it was only 45 minutes in and I couldn't take it anymore

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>>81722663
pleb

>>81722364
>>81722338

MY FUCKING DICK

man, she was fine as hell in that movie

>>81720318
https://youtu.be/_1v_EcjeIkg

>>81722697
SPACE BEAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY