Nothing can replace Brad

THE MEATS IN THE WAY

>>81717556
Chad.

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>>81717556
>YWN see her happy dance

>>81717556
What does she name her vibrators?

>>81717556
I seriously don't understand what the marketing team was trying to accomplish with this commercial. It's strange, it isn't funny (if it's even supposed to be), the branding is unclear (I had to google which company it was, despite the fact that I remember everything else about the commercial) and the content at the beginning doesn't match the sales pitch at the end at all. It's seriously one of the worst commercials I've ever seen. Why would you not just go with something simpler and more coherent?
https://youtu.be/t6_M9bXYy2s

>>81717744
it's quite clear that the commercial is trying to convey that even if you're a vapid chinese girl who can't drive, this particular insurance company is on your side and will give you a new car to crash after you name it something retarded.

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tfw no happy dance chines gf

Now post the one with the black lady with massive tits

>>81717703
Depends. How big are they?

>>81717744
They let their idiot millennial interns write the commercial in the hope that they could "connect" with their millennial target demographic. This resulted in a commercial that made no sense because it was written by millennials with an inscrutable sense of humor

>>81717556
If she loved brad why did she crash into a tree like a dumb slut? Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to drive if you can't be trusted to not crash head first into things.

>>81718449

She is Asian

>>81718325
Varying sizes. The biggest is a ten incher.

She looks completely different from different angles.

Her head is massive and she is a turbo womanlet.

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>>81717556
Still not as bad as the other commercial
>duuuh, i just totaled my new car
>wtf insurance, why wont you pay for it
Pisses me off more than that Allstate commercial

>>81718449
Why would a female Asian not be good at driving? It's a mystery.

>>81718479
Smallest: Chen
Mid-size: Alex
Mid-large: Chad
10+ incher: Jamal

>>81718645
Except Indians have the smallest dicks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Should've named one Pajeet.

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>>81718582
>I drove my car into a tree/ditch
>why did my insurance premium go up?

Gee I dunno

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>>81717556
Blah, blah, blah, blah

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THEN YOU BREAK INTO YOUR HAPPY DANCE
*proceeds to not show off happy dance at all*

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>Customer service?

What do you guys think about the discover commercials? This is my waiting btw, so back off.

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>totaled it

>>81719492
I want to put those frumpy, misshapen tits in my mouth.

>>81718379
>angry boomer chimes in
thanks dad

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Jan is the best carfu