Moana

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>>81716996
Disneykino

>>81717059
The fuck is this Star Wars shit?

>>81717092
How does this in any way resemble Star Wars?

>>81716996
is Moana natty?

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>>81717278

It was alright. The visuals were on point, as to be expected of Disney, but the story felt very rushed.

Also, what was the point of the pig sidekick if she just left him behind in the first act and didn't reappear until the very end? You could literally remove that character and the movie would be exactly the same.

>>81717498
I got annoyed with the chicken. I didnt think he was funny at all.

>>81717551
Yeah he was shit.
She should have brought the pig instead.

>>81717551
>>81717602

>Not liking the retarded chicken

Plebs

>>81717328
Yeah no, little autist.

>>81717498
>The visuals were on point
>The night sky
>The water

My. Fucking. Dick.

I'm not sure what movie had it, but a disney pixar one recently had that premovie flick about the seagull, and it was the most visually beautiful animated thing I've seen. Cannot wait for that level to be standard for features

>>81717551
They made it too dumb. It didn't even have a personality. It was literally brainless.

>>81718851
>It was literally brainless.

But that was the joke. It's making fun of the animal companion trope in Disney Princess movies.

>>81717328
>If something's glowing and creates glare that means it's like Star Wars

Really?

>>81716996
Seriously what is with his fucking face this bothers me every time I see this shit
It's not even a good caricature of Hawai'ian facial features, is that the point? They didn't want to be raycism accusations because Disney but didn't want to be human-normative in their portrayals of blah blah blah so they make this guy like what, a jack-o-lantern incarnate?

The "I am Moana" scene was a proper kino moment. Greatest version of the song too. Overall a solid 7.

>>81719185
He's supposed to be unattractive according to the real legend

>>81719185
Maui is supposed to be ugly in the myth.

>>81716996
>songs
DROPPED

Feminism and diversity propaganda, they are not even trying to hide it anymore.

>>81719159
Christ all it does it remind me of it.

>>81719380

The songs are actually pretty good. It's not like Frozen, which had too many songs and only one was memorable.

>>81719415

yeah

we need more white men in our princess movies.

>>81719533

We dont? Now every movie has this forced minority or non white as character. not only that, even females that are ''under represented'' get every role.

They dont care if minorities are outbreeding us, but they are also replacing us on every single movie.

>>81719588
>movie about Polynesian stuff
>why are there no whites?

No shit. At least it's not "diversity" by throwing in as many black people as you can.

>>81719588

You had a good close to 100 year long span of nothing but whites in your movies.

And Hollywood still loves themselves a good white male lead despite what a vocal minority screams about on twitter so quit being so melodramatic.

or just watch literally any movie prior to 2010

>>81719687

Why does it have to be this way? We are on top of everybody, we shouldnt cater to them, we should cater to our own people.

We should give zero ground to anybody thats not white.

>>81719588
Honestly it's not like they redid little red riding hood with black people. It's a Polynesian movie about a Polynesian myth. I'm okay with it

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I liked the story,
Songs were not that great though.

The humor was good. The seashell/turtle scene made me cry when the water chose her. All my feels. All of them.

>>81719721
If you want to make a movie studio and make movies that cater to only white America, you better get started.

>>81719721

>he thinks whites are on top of everybody

Wrongo my friend. You are thinking of the jews.

And they cater to where the money is. Guess where it is now? With the desire for diversity from the up and coming generation.

That generation is hard to get into movie seats so they gotta make sure they find a way to get em in.

>thinking whites are on top

thats adorable.

>>81716996
It was alright. Two songs (You're Welcome and Shiny) were really good.
Useless action scene with the coconuts and kind of boring when their just out at sea.
GREAT animation though.

>>81719846
Walt Disney was right about the jews

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>>81719995

And now they run his company

Kinda hilarious when you stop and think about it.

>>81720021
Ironic, isn't it

I want to FUCK Moana

>>81720049
>>81720021
>>81719995

>J-J-JEEEEEEEWS!!!! XXXXXXDddd

>>81719687
>>81719721
>We should give zero ground to anybody thats not white.


This way of thinking is just as retarded as

>>You had a good close to 100 year long span of nothing but whites in your movies.

because its racist both ways. Both of you fuckwads need to rethink those statements. Go to Asia, and go find a white lead character or a black lead character in Thailand, or South Korea, or India.

How about the first guy move to one of those places and advocate for his race there, and see how well it works out.

USA is a white domintated place, so if you put your hands in a bowl with 90% blue marbles and randomly pull out, all the little green and yellow marbles that didn't get picked because of something called STATISTICS can bitch in the bowl about how its not fair and MUH 6 MILLION

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>>81720068
Indeed

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>>81719846
What's funny is that Jew's tend to play sides on their race. One minute they identify as White, the next minute, they are Jewish only and any other term is "anti-Semitic" even though the word Semitic is not special to Jews only, and includes Arabic [and Aramaic] speaking people.

This guy has it right,
Jews run the USA and they build it too.

Christopher Columbus was LITERALLY Portuguese jew, who was looking for new land for the jews after being kicked out of Portugal.

You guys do know Walt was more interesed in the whole "Theme Park and Resort" business that the whole animation thing right? That was just a thing of the era. Cartoons were for advertisement. He didn't really give a shit, and a lot of other very serious and invested animators kinda hated him because he wasn't really the kind of person they expected him to be. He didn't behave like an artist, he behaved like a businessman. A tough one that wasn't very patient with goofy idiots like most animators were.

>>81719588
Are you fucking retarded? There's nothing 'diverse' about a movie that consists 100% of a single race. it's not like they replaced white people with anyone else. This has NOTHING to do with anyone other than Polynesians.
Also,
>Bitching that a female is the lead in a Disney princess film

>>81720455

Her hotness was actually kind of distracting.

Also why is there no good porn of Moana yet desu senpai

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>>81720577
>>81720594

Jesus Christ

>>81719721
Fuck off back to your containment board