>what movie did you bring for us to watch anon?

>>81716699
50 Shades

Vengeance is Mine

>>81716699
dibs on the Asian

>>81716699
haha, you know me guys. I never disappoint. We're gonna be watching Rogue One tonight!

>>81716699
Just a little flick called Rękopis znaleziony w Saragossie. Some of you may have seen it.

>>81716699
gather round, you're going to watch me play dark souls

"an edit of the walking dead comprised of negan's scenes"
>*sound of legs rubbing together*

>>81716699
y-y-you too!
*collapses on the floor*
*pisses himself while vomiting*

>>81716699
BLACKED vol. 1

>>81716699
never noticed the guy in the back

>>81716699
The Lives of Others.

Interracial hole stretchers 3

so that Chad in the back fucked them all right? Feels Bad Man

>>81716699
Drive

>>81716881
>Chad
more like hopeless beta led around by his dick. Have you ever been in a room full of women? have you ever listened to them talk?

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Abbas Kiarostami's A Taste of Cherry, yer gonna love it

>>81716699

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>81716741
Fight me

>>81716837
>>81716837
You just want the room to yourself don't you

>>81716699
Anvil Hoarder (1934)

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Dr. Zhivalgo, A Brief Encounter, and The Bridge on the River Kwai

A lean night.

>>81716699
*unzips bepic*

>>81716699
T-true Lies

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>>81716699
Just a little movie called Suicide Squad.
You may not have heard of it.

Ha, you'd barely make it past the first 10 minutes without everyone leaving or just straight up talking through the whole thing, or falling asleep.

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>>81716974

Some Wes Anderson movie but I'm really watching Jungle 2 Jungle in the bathroom when I say I have to go to use the restroom

magic mike

then i would sniff the room intensely for the pussy scent

>>81716741
>Only one
>Barely can see her face
>Still way more attractive than all the white women in the room

Its so funny how assmad white women get when you say you like Asian women

>>81716940
Its only ever unbearable when its a room full of white women. Other girls tend to be interesting

>Irreversible, it's a great movie about the important role of women in our society, you'll love it.

>>81716699
In the Realm of the Senses

>>81716974
David Lean is boring.

>>81717231
>not I Stand Alone

>most wearing pajamas
>two wearing long ass uncomfy boots

>>81716933
absolute madman

Possession

>>81716699
>>81716699
>basic white girls, some of whom might be stacies
>one Asian girl
>one obviously gay man
I brought La La Land

Master and commander

>>81716933
WHAT IS GOING ON

irreversible

Middle, middle left and third from left sitting on the floor are definitely the Stacies of the group.
I can smell them.

>>81717356
>tiny asian girl next to tall white guy
hmm

Red shirt on floor is CUTE

>>81717196
>>81717228
Kek what have you been smoking? The one in red on the floor, the two in the back on the right, and the one in the white coat with the boots by the one in the red are all more attractive. U niggas got yellow fever.

>>81717433
great

>>81717433
This is almost objectively correct but make the one in the back right by the green circled chick also green.

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>>81716699
mad max fury road?

>>81717468
>this describes me and my gf

fuck

Superbad

>>81717433
As if you have a chance with any of them KEK

Attack of The Clones.

>>81717606
What a horrible thumb to have

>>81716699
This image is so cozy

cruelty party 3

>>81717433
I also would sit between black boots and red shit.

>>81716933
bitches love russel crowe

>>81716699
Do you think the tall one in the blue shirt and white pants secretly pressures the other the lick her pusy?

Doesn't matter really, they will all get on their phones a couple of minutes into the movie.

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Gentlemen Broncos, of course.

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>>81716699
move over, bitches.

>>81717285
nobodies wearing pajamas idiot

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Did it before with my gf and her girlfriends. Worked pretty well.

>>81717689
At least one of the girls pictured will have a lesbian experience in college.

>>81716699
The Fault in Our Stars. All the girls will cry and at least one would make out with me if not more.

The Passion of the Christ

>>81716699
Wtf I think I know a girl there. Do you go to NAU?

>>81716699
pretty baby

>>81716699
The raid

>>81717787
It's tolerable I guess but the 2nd one is just terrible.

>>81717063
This
I live with 6 females and they can't watch a single fucking movie without doing one of these things

>>81717994
My nigger

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>>81716974

>>81718011
>living with six women
How do you do it? I live with four and I try to spend as much time away from there as possible. Extremely messy, hair bands literally everywhere, always get into arguments and drag me into it, and none of them know how to cook so they rely on me for food. Fuck, I can't wait until I move out.

problem child 2

>>81718132
Hair bands? Try hair kek. Bathroom is disgusting

The arguments are retarded as fuck
They cannot cook and I can't wait to move out either
Once my lease was up last year I didn't have anywhere so wound up here not by choice
Good news is no one can fist fight me tho worst case is bitching lol

So much passive aggressive banter, gossip, phone time, shit music (played loud and with drunk screaming), and general leftwing degeneracy

>>81718358
this actually sounds hilarious. i'd wanna try it out for like a week.

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>>81716974
based

>>81718428
me too haha

>>81717632
Im so omega, I would slink out of that room so fast

>Asian and latina the only cute

captcha: John mexico

>>81718358
It's truly alarming how much of their hair gets in the drain.

>>81716933
Kek

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>hey anon we're going to watch the Dark Knight Rises, join us
>um why are you smiling and giggling?

>watching movies with women
fucking normalfag
do you even value your time?

>>81716699
ichi the killer

>>81716741
I claim the blonde with the big ears

>>81716699
I claim stacey in the blue jacket on the floor

>>81717606
What the hell? Do you live in a basement?

>>81716699
Adolf

>>81717659
it's a foot

>>81717606
nice asbestos villa

>>81716699
The best movie with an all-female cast

HOUSE (1977)

>>81717606
ITS THE FUCKING OGRE! HE'S BACK! WE'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF A GOD

>>81717606
I've never had this question answered, but why didn't he just take a pic of the movie on his bed or something? Was he just too autistic to realize that the thread would become all about him or was that his plan all along?

Looks like a gender studies class. Complete with the obligatory jock just there to get a credit and fuck bitches.

12 Angry Men

Just so they could all miss the point entirely and whinge afterwards about how women couldn't be on juries back then or some shit.

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>ask woman I knew well at a former job out on a date
>we call it off after 3 weeks and 2 dates

My expectations were low, but not that low. I'm more fucked than I thought.

>>81716699
Master and commander

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salo

mankind is introduced to philosophykino

>>81716699
Imagine the smell...

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>>81716699
Poultrygeist

>>81716699
Human Centipede 2

>>81721700
It was the first step in his master plan.

>>81717056
thats a shop right?

>>81718358
>live with two other guys and a girl, all of whom I met online
>generally mind eachothers business during the day but smoke cones/have banter out the back often
>never argue
>someone does something that pisses you off
>"hey man can you fix this thing you did"
>"yeah man, my bad"
>"all good"
>still get the benefit of having a female in the house to balance out the testosterone
>also found out the night we moved in together that one of the guys is a long time /tv/ poster and /pol/ shit-stirrer

Besides my IP getting banned when it's not my fault, it's pretty damn good. I don

>>81717228
asian girls gossip like mad too. never sit with more than 2 girls at lunch.

>>81722460
How did you find these people? I really want to move out soon, and the only friend I could move in with is disgusting as fuck.

>>81722568
flatmates.com.au here in Australia has always turned out results for me, otherwise just look for facebook groups in your cities for people advertising/looking for rentals. Even gumtree (or craigslist elsewhere) usually gives alright results. Mostly it's dumb luck, but if you're not middle aged and you haven't got a general creepy demeanor, it shouldn't be too hard to find a decent share house after a few weeks of inspections. Don't know what it's like in other countries though.

>>81722787
Thanks. I think its about time I got back on Facebook anyway.

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>Oh hey, Anon! Come sit down, the movie's about to start.

>>81722460
I live with 3 girls and 2 guys (though 1 guy and girl are never there) and it's all chill as fuck. Helps that we always choose the sane ones

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>>81723023
tfw i have never watched a movie with a girl.

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>>81723171
>tfw never done anything with a girl

>>81716699
Come and See, it is a nice coming of age movie about a teenage boy - its from the 1980s. You know like Ferris Buellers Day Off and the Breakfast Club.

>>81723023
>lights on
>small tv
>0.5l of coke for 7 people (including me)
>plain taco shells

wow girls really are stupid

>>81717752
Love those magic nigger movies

Satantango

HAVE FUN GIRLS

>>81723023
turn on subtitles and dont talk or no deal roasties

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>>81716699

>>81722112
women don't smell. i know from experience

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You have a choice between Das Boot, and Stalingrad.

>>81716741
Dumb weeb go take a shower

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>>81716699
Do americans really do this?

>>81716699
Grey Gardens. It is the movie the Gilmore Girls was based on. I'll use this as an intro. They will love me.

https://youtu.be/7eETlWwg4bI

>>81716699

Anatomy of Hell

>>81724470
wait, I have Master and Commander too, but it's not Blu-Ray.

>>81716699
2 girls 1 cup followed by mrs doubtfire.

>>81723023
Honestly, I could totally handle that at this point. There's a point where you finally get really comfortable with yourself and can hold court with a group of pretty girls and just feel good and have fun amusing and teasing them.

>>81724816
go fuck yourself

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>>81716699
I spit on your grave (1978), but I'd turn it off immediately after the rape scene to see what they thought of the actresses breasts

The great Gatsby

>>81723579
>anon why did you start laughing when he kills the black guy?

>>81724816

woah man really? how would you pull it off?

>>81716699
Sicario

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>>81717606

>>81724849
Man you can truly get better at it.

So much of it, trust me, is the feeling you're giving off. Women can feel others' feelings really strongly, and this is why they want you to have a fun vibe and confidence, and don't like uncomfortable or dark and heavy stuff. Because they feel it too, so if you're feeling awkward or dark then they'll be put off.

So if you start to work on having a solid confidence in yourself and kind of let that confidence and a good feeling pour out of you, girls will respond increasingly well.

Seriously, do everything you can to avoid downward spirals, negative self talk, bad attitudes. I'm not saying don't have some degree of healthy realism and understand that life takes work, but also come to grapple with the fact that a lot of moving in the world is to do with how you feel and how this kind of emanates from you and has a lot to do with your subsequent success and relationships.

>>81724951
Feel genuinely good and let that good feeling come off of me. That's the base of it. Girls like to hover around the fun energy. Then it's just joking and asking them stuff but also leading and giving off a masculine energy.

>>81725060
shut up retard

dibs on white pants 2bh

>>81725178
Fine. I just hate to see people wallow in an attitude that is going to make it worse for them, for years, because they would rather be pessimists when they don't need to be.

>>81725060
>Women can feel others' feelings really strongly
I was going to agree with you, but you just had to say something retarded didn't you.

>>81725190
This anon knows

>>81716699
I think that I might be too picky. There's like three chicks in that whole group that I would go out of my way to attempt to have sex with, but the rest do absolutely nothing for me.

>>81725271
Dude, I'm sorry but it's so fucking true and such a key thing.

I know that might have been worded in a New Age-y way, but by this I mean like someone's presence or emotional energy, like when you are around someone and you can feel their fun confidence, or when someone is really inconfident and it can get so bad it's almost repellent.

This dynamic is so key with them. If you aren't aware of your overall 'energy' and the way you come across, mood-wise, you can really fuck it up. People who are wallowing in depression as a philosophical stance or attitude of anger or defiance of the 'unfairness' of life or whatever are often creating a vibe that really repels girls.

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>>81725381
>just be yourself!
>unless you're unhappy or angry, then be someone else
>but don't fake it! women can sense that!

>>81725525
Definitely don't be pandering; be congruent generally as a rule to how you are feeling. Act and speak from what you think as a man.

That said, if you've spent years where how you feel genuinely by habit or attitude at this point is some abject negativity and sense of patheticness, well, then go off and work on changing that. I will say that at least being straightforward in that is definitely better than being wishy washy or pandering or insincere, but at the same time, sure, obviously having negativity is still generally repellent.

Really, you should learn not to be so unhappy or angry. A little bit of anger or something sometimes is natural, but not as this constant life mode. It's childish and self-sabotaging to get drawn up into some perpetual feeling of loserness or resentment or butthurt. The better response to life's challenges is to see it as constructive work and feedback and to meet the challenge with a more-or-less good, high energy attitude. This will develop you into an actually attractive person.

>>81725285
i-i know what? asking for a friend, since i know but he doesn't.

>today we'll be watching taxi driver

>>81716786
Kek

>>81716933
Almost forgot, I came here to post this

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>>81719493

>put on a herzog dialect
>now, you will witmess the essence of humankind in its worst form

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>>81716699

>>81725884
Kek this is probably the edgiest movie you could think of. Get out of my board kiddo

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>>81716699
World Peace

>>81718132
>none of them know how to cook so they rely on me for food.
Stop being such a beta fucking loser and tell them how to cook. Cook for yourself and only for yourself you dumb fuck.

>>81726214
>Who has two thumbs and is a fan of New German Cinema
>I am such a man

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>>81725664
Man, I actually totally see where you're coming from and I understand what you're saying, but you 're just fucking cringe.
I know there are people like that and I don't even have any problem in social situations but that doesn't change the fact that you're speaking down to people, giving advice like it's insanely valuable, even though nobody asked you.
I think you're incredibly obnoxious.

Have a good day.

>>81726332
this is why you'll never make it

>>81716699
>let me just set it up
>*connects laptop to the TV with HDMI cable*

>>81726332
You sound like a woman. You acknowledge he's right but just have to act like a spiteful bitch for no reason

>>81716699
Gone With The Wind, after that, The Notebook, because I have no ulterior motives.

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>>81726413
I acknowledged he's right, but my point is that he could have presented his side in a much more down-to-earth sort of way, or could have just refrained from saying anything.
I'm not a woman. I don't know if that's relevant.

>>81726374
"this" meaning what, exactly?

>>81726527
>passive aggressive "quotes"
>not a woman
You're not fooling me, Heather

>>81726527
Then you're even worse; a faggot that acts like a woman.

>>81726527
"i don't care much for your tone"
face it dude you're a woman

>>81717606
>certified fresh sticker
iis this really a thing?

God average women look disgusting. People honestly don't give enough credit to good looking people.

>>81716699
Training Day.

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>>81726565
I think there's obviously a case to be made for "tones" on 4chan.
I've gotten into several arguments on this site, partly because I love arguing, and whenever I remained civilized and tried to avoid cursing and insults, I could actually have respectful, or halfway-respectful exchanges of ideas, which I loved.

I apologize if I came off as passive aggressive before, it was not my intention, I just didn't understand your point.

It's always easier to discard an opponents words if they are ostensibly mad and harder to not take them seriously if they're civilized, even though you're not.

But sure, maybe I'm just a faggot.

>>81726715
fuck off, queer

All 6 hours of The Greatest Story Never Told.

>watch Pulp Fiction
>know at least one of them will say something at the foot massage scene like "oh I've never had one" or "my ex never rubbed my feet"
>use that as a segue into touching the feet of at least half the girls in the room

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>>81726798
Or what?

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>>81717606
he's back

>>81716817
Underrated kek

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>>81723217
Why would you want to do anything with a girl?

Anything worth doing is worth doing alone, and if it requires two people you're almost always better off going with a guy since there will be no tension.

>>81717534
the one wearing red looks like a fucking gypsy

shit taste

>>81725120

woah man that's intense. so you wouldn't even get nervous? I hope I can get there one day it sounds le epic

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HOI, ETSUBATSU