*hurls feces at audience*

>muh vagina is smelly, it stinks! :)

>>81712963
T H I C C

>>81712963
>that face
It's like someone just offered her a salad.

>Talk about your rancid vagina for half an hour
>Segway into a lecture about gun control for no reason
What did she mean by this?

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>tfw we live in a world where any time you criticize a female any valid criticism is dismissed as sexist heckling or trolling

why is her face melting?
>>81713066
fuck you and your thicc bullshit. they should make a capekino of some hero going around with a liposuction gun dethicc'ing girls.

>>81713119
You forgot the 'alt-right'.

>>81713119
IN A WORLD

I remember her Netflix rating was like half a star and now it's 4.5? Did Netflix seriously take her bullshit "it wuz the trolls" criticism seriously and reset the rating or something? I refuse to believe people actually rated this piece of shit higher than anything but 3 at most after sitting through this unfunny pile of shit.

>>81712963
>*hurls feces at audience*
>shit-covered audience explode into uncontrollable laughter as the rise to their feet for 10 minute standing ovation

>>81713119
Don't worry anon.
"Nothing good can last" also works in the inverse -
Nothing bad is perpetual

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STOP POSTING THIS PLEASE I WANT THE ORIGINAL

>>81712963
How did she get so fat since I last watcher her!!??!!!?

If she is hated so much then why are there dozens of threads made about her daily?

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>>81713488
because she is hated so much.

they're not positive threads anon

try and keep up

>>81713488
thanks Krager, as always your insights are almond-activating

My cunt smells like shit!

>>81713120
Calm down

Anyone else find the new Louie stand-up straight up unfunny? We even went back and watched an older one, and our sides were in orbit. I think it may be the black t-shirt that is funny, not Louie

>I have to Photoshop someone that is already absolutely disgusting because I think that someone might not find her ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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>>81713488
You're not getting how this works are you?

>>81713531
>Sure we could just let the person fade to obscurity but spreading her name and awareness of her will do an even better job!!
>inb4 bu bu we dont buy her stuff and I don't know how awareness and celebrity work

>>81713732
Nigga, they're gonna shove this shitshow down our throats not matter what we do.


ie: Girls being on for 6 seasons

>>81713732

She only has a career because of Chuck Schumer which helped her get a lot of connections in a media that wanted to suck up to Democrat politicians.

It doesn't matter if she's popular or not with the buying public, only that she's popular with sycophants in the media.

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For those that missed the comedy extravaganza that was The Leather Special, here's the condensed 10 minute version.
So stronk, so brabe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

>>81713826
more like the media and the politicians are all controlled by the same people.

Schumer is social engineering trying to separate women from concepts like decency and shame.

>>81713795

I literally didn't fucking know anything about her until retards on this board started to spam everything she fucking did

Maybe stop eating mainstream shit tv

>>81713653
latest blind says he's battling sexual lawsuits behind the scenes over the last 2 years
(which actually rings a bell i think)

>>81713858
>muh vagina and black cocks

my god you fucks weren't memeing
this is all these talentless whores talk about

>>81713994
it's what they're told to talk about

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>>81713858
>"One day your sometimes gonna have homeless pussy"
>crickets intensify

>>81713488

Where do you think you are, nigger? This is a Mongolian knitting forum that runs on pure hatred and autism.

>>81713939
overheard two normie girls talking about this special at the bar earlier. They weren't fans.

They like the Chapelle specials though.

>>81713488
fuck you namefag

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What did 18,606 people mean by this?

>>81713255
Netflix's rating is based on what you've watched, and not a set score for everyone

>>81714293
Chapelle is a hero
He's single-handedly re-normalised questioning transgender bullshit

If he never left, perhaps the world never would have gotten this fucked up? That, or several women he'd never met would come forward saying he raped them
Either or

>>81714395
(((ratings)))


I like how they keep pushing this bullshit. It's hilarious.

Also: (((awards)))

>>81712963
amy schumer nudes when?

>>81714398
For sure.

Chapelle has hangnails w/ more talent then Schumer.

>>81714398
>That, or several women he'd never met would come forward saying he raped them
That, or they said they'd go public with that "case" immediately before he "quit".

>>81714772
or he'd have a 'heart attack'

>>81714398
You have to go back newbitch.

>>81714824
Or maybe shoot himself in the back of the head and fall down on some traintracks.

>>81713488
By your logic Brendan Fraser would be the most loved Hollywood actor of the world.

>>81714871
A truly terrible post as usual, TIDF

>>81715087
No seriously, go back newbitch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DaveChappelle/

>>81715087
whos the t in tidf?

>>81715196
You couldn't lurk long enough to get the very basics down?

>>81715203
Infer that from context senpai

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>>81715218
>gets exposed for being new
>"uhh you're new"
Bye bye newbitch.

>>81715274
I can't tell if you're trying to be funny but can't because you're a Schumerite? Or if you've legitimately never been on 4chan before.

>>81715303
I'm originally from gaia =^_________^=

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>>81713488
That statement really rused my caboose

>>81716100
HUT SICK KIYAAAH

How did she even got famous

>>81716946
(((affiliated)))

>>81716946
Viral marketing + women do not understand humor.

Uncomfortable but true, 90%+ of women laugh along to fit in and do not get the majority of even very basic humor.

The one thing all you idiots fail to acknowledge is that people were laughing quite hard at her comedy special, meaning it WAS actually funny.
It may have been a different story if people weren't laughing... but they were.
Try harder you virgin losers.

>>81717006
nigga plz

>>81716985
correct

>>81717126
If I win every game playing basketball in the cripple league, that doesn't make me a good player

>>81713941
What? About jerking off in front of various female "comedians"?

>>81712963
did she steal the feces she is hurling?

>>81712963
Wait what, did she actually throw shit?

>>81717225
>>81717232
I'm pretty sure the 'feces' reference is a metaphor for her below average toilet humor delivered to her audience.

>>81713941

>blinds

>he thinks lawsuits can be kept secret

>>81713858
the only reason why she's pushed so much because she's related to top democrat chuck schumer.

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>>81713858

Holy shit, my fucking sides

"get ready guys.....muh vagina" audiences rolls out the door pissing pants with laughter.

>>81714296
>namefag

>>81712963
gross

>>81713117

Amy is trying to say that if you get within a certain distance to her, even going to her shows, you may die a horrible death.

>>81713255

Before, Netflix ratings were 1 out of 5, like Metacritic. Now Netflix ratings are % of likers, like Rotten Tomatoes.

I don't know what the rating for the Leather Special is now, but it can't be 90% likers.

>>81713117
Need to hit all the talking points goy

>>81713276

hey you just (also) described jo koy: live from seattle.

>>81712963
Is this a shop?

>>81719285
No it isn't, now its a % match to things to (((like))), so its completely meaningless

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>>81715274
>newbitch
>bitch

>>81713488

If racists are hated so much then why are there millions of Tweets made about them daily?

Don't confuse passion with love.

>>81713653
>I think it may be the black t-shirt that is funny, not Louie

lel is he shirtless is the new stuff?

>>81713296
What about disease?

>>81715196

Yeah, I'm sure Reddit invented Dave Chappelle fandom, ever since that classic movie that came out before Reddit, Half Baked, or even Home Improvement.

Oh? You've never seen Home Improvement? Who's the newbitch now bitch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20K8B8jrtUA

>>81717126
>The one thing all you idiots fail to acknowledge is that people were laughing quite hard at her comedy special, meaning it WAS actually funny.

No, please refer to the post right before yours:

>>81717006
>90%+ of women laugh along to fit in and do not get the majority of even very basic humor.

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>>81713858

>>81717225
underrated
she also reheats it in the microwave before taking it on stage

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>>81713858

Holy shit the fucking crickets are making me laugh haha

>>81713488
Because she's working /tv/irgins into a shoot

>>81713858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsJQbFdGYCk

>>81713732
This Hatred is generally bad for comedians, but indifference is almost always worse. Indifference is the antithesis to love some would even say

>>81713488

> Tripfag logic.

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>>81713858

>>81713653

He literally does a show the minute he writes another 40 minutes. At first it just seemed like pressure to appease his leddit army but now who the fuck knows.

>>81712963
Fuck, can't even tell if this is a shop or not.

>>81719333
>dubsman
>gets trips
Better luck next time, sport

you idiots she feeds off the negative attention (not a fat joke) you give her. bloggers will just write about how she is so strong and larger than life for standing large against the sexist internet haters

>>81713119
Just show them this as undeniable evidence of her being a shitty person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eDxjxVl8S0

>>81713488
Because these threads are funny, unlike her.

>>81720604
>larger than life
oh you

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>>81713858
"Have you ever had a guy come in your mouth and go OOOOOO WEEEEE"

>>81720639
God fucking damnit this hurts

>>81720639
>that madtv one

>>81720905
>literally just came here to post this
Jesus Christ, how much more blatant can you get?!?

>>81720639
>literally admits to being a thief irl

>>81713858
I put her special on with my friends as a joke and this is an accurate representation of the show. 10 minutes in and we were all looking around at each other wondering if she was ever going to talk about something else. Even the girls hated it.

>>81713488
Can we just ban this cunt already?

>>81721113
>even the girls hated it
Why point that out? Girls aren't supposed to like this shit either, humans in general are going to be repulsed by shit like this. Girls don't like talking about rotten vaginas any more than guys do

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>>81715985
gb2gaia oldfag

>>81721378
>Girls don't like talking about rotten vaginas any more than guys do

Yeah, Amy Schumer is a walking douche commercial.

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>>81713858
>Think Schumerposting is just shitposting.
>They're her actual jokes.

>>81719851
Excuse me It's fa/tv/irgins

>>81713488
wow Krager you really proven stereotypes right

>>81713117
Regurgitate her unfunny feminist humor then shill for policies her slimmy uncle who rose her to prominence wants to implement

>>81716100
>mfw

>>81721995
This reaction is funnier than her whole special.

>>81713531
>CALLING KRAGER ANON
I'm literally shaking right now

>>81720639

Wow. She was thin and attractive once. That slutty partying life wears you ragged fast.

>>81722738
who

all used up

>>81713941
I feel like in the last 2 maybe more years I hear other comedy people slobber over him way less than they used to...I think the Cosby thing actually getting taken seriously has made people realize that their dirty laundry (if Louie has the type he's rumored to have- at least being creepy if not anything illegal) can't stay hidden forever.

>>81720639
Why would you steal from Daniel Tosh of all people? How pathetic could you be to pinch shit from that moron?

>>81714873
>>81714824
>>81714772
comedy is not that serious

>>81717006
I don't think her fan base is even half women, at least it definitely wasn't when she started out and was on roasts and opie and anthony. She's more famous than various other women comics because hollywood thought they could market her to both men (bc she's raunchy) and women (bc they think women suck). And Judd Apatow also hates women/comedy and that's how she got her movie deal, you also have him to thank for Girls.

>>81717167
Doug Stanhope admitted to that one.

>>81714346
How come people are fine on calling her unfunny, but everyone seems to think Seth Rogen, James Francos and basically every other male analogue of hers is funny?

>>81713117
Shilling for Chuck

>>81723688
tbf she has a writing room for her show and it could have been other people stealing/accidentally stealing shit

>>81714296
reddit

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>Crosses your path

Wat do?

>>81712963
>SO THEN DRUMPF SMELLED MY VAGINA AND LETS JUST SAY
>IM GLAD HE DIDNT HAVE A GUN ON HIM LIKE NO AMERICAN SHOULD EVER
>Audience squirms in their chair and claps awkwardly while looking at each other

>>81723829
Seth Rogan hasn't had a good movie since Superbad. Sausage Party was fucking terrible. I remember just getting angry and thinking it was kike degeneracy propaganda.

And Franco was best in the Spiderman series instead of all the dudeweedlmao shit he does now

>>81713488
Your waifu's a dyke

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>>81713858
>muh pussy lol

Holy shit I thought this was a meme.

Amy Schumer is a disgusting human being. We fucking get it.

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>>81724164
I don't think you do.

>>81723829

Are Seth Rogen and James Franco standup comedians? No? They say what other writers tell them too?

They have written their own stuff, but in what world is it the "male analogue of Amy Schumer"?

>>81724202
>crawls out ocean
The missing link?

>>81713117
>Segway into a lecture about gun control for no reason
>Segway
She was actually riding around on a Segway on stage?

Or did you mean segue?

Douchebag.

>>81724221
Seth Rogen started as a stand up and even did that Adam Sandler movie about being a standup.

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>>81724247
>She was actually riding around on a Segway on stage?
>implying a Segway would withstand her weighty girth.

>>81724260
>Rogen paid the bills and had become the main wage earner at just 16.

Damn had no idea. His parents supported him since his early teens so I guess they aren't total deadbeats.

didn't watch it ("[-obviously-]")
how was it? was it a literal pile of cayote urine?

>>81724260
And did Seth Rogen talk for 20 minutes about how stinky his dick was?

>>81724417
He probably has several hours of material about his stinky dick.

>>81724417
the ironic thing is in "Funny People" his character's stand-up is all about masturbating and porn and Adam Sandler tells him its awful and he's never going to get ahead with it

>>81724471

But that's not all Seth Rogen can write jokes about. Amy Schumer is a one trick pony, like most female comedians.

>>81724536
He has his stinky dick and weed.

>>81720639
>telling ellen's own joke, in front of her, on her own show

I don't feel cringe strongly, but Christ that hurt to watch.

>>81723829

But the average /tv/ poster doesn't like Seth Rogen or James Franco

The interview had potential but they ruined it with fart/masturbation humour

>>81713255
They 100% did reset the algorithm so to boost it. What irks me more is that good movies are sitting at less than one star because of their obscurity.

I'd cancel it if I wasn't just borrowing it from a friend.

>>81724296
I love you guys.

>>81713120
It's obviously a joke. Only a brain dead retard would call that thick. Thicc means a fit body with thick thighs, wide hips, and thin waist. The thing in OP's picture is just obese

>>81712963
I would unironically nut so hard in that.

Why is thread still alive? Why do these retards keep responding? Is it trolls trolling trolls?

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>>81724296
She could have two segways, one on each foot.

>>81714209
literally this tbqhwy

>>81713066
O B E S E

>>81720639
>2010 Amy was super qt
>2017 Amy is a massive ham-whale

How did she JUST herself so bad?

>>81720639
you mean THIS isnt all the proof we need?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY

Fuck her she is a horrible person.

>>81722601
Cousin, not uncle, but hey the point is the same.

>>81723688
If your only aim is to be famous then you would steal from whatever was hot at the moment

>>81724247
Douchebags like him are a diamond dozen.

>>81713488
Is this like le weedman quote?

>>81713994
Typical American female.

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>>81713488
>Krager

>>81723829
People think Seth Rogen and James Francos are funny?
I mean, you're talking "people" like Jersey trash or what?
I originally started to dislike her because she reminded me of whoever that bald asshole comedian is whose "great moments" are literally just screaming "MY DIIIIIIICK" and "YOU WANT TO FUUUUUCK ME EVERY WOMAN HERE WANTS TO FUUUUCK ME" and being massively insecure and "on fire" against le awful awful hecklers. What the fuck was his name? I don't remember. He was fucking terrible, bottom of the barrel insult comedian trash. "Haha all of you fucking suck!", met with forced HILARITY because his audience doesn't want to seem insecure.

Anyways that was Schumer + she was "liek so putting herself out there!!!!!!!" and MUH VAGINA

"Applause from just the ladies"? Yes you dumb cow, talking about muh nude photo and how hard it is to be fat and famous while just, you know, just ACCIDENTALLY tweeting your nude and just HAPPENING to have it "go viral" in the most obvious marketed celeb "controversy" of this decade, and then you talk about it during your le epic comedy special? Fuck off. P.S. if your vagina smells like a barn animal maybe you should learn about the magic of personal hygiene products and eating a fucking salad once or twice a lifetime. This is EXACTLY what we need, giving men more reason to go gay because you're telling them it's "normal" for your crotch to smell like something died so women can be free of shame and empowered to not wash or whatever. Thanks, it was hard enough to find a nice guy before you happened.

>>81713858
Jesus Christ... the fucking cringe...

Reminder Dave Chappelle literally went on for like fifteen minutes about a homeless guy jerking off on the subway in 2001. Reminder in the same set he also talked about fucking monkeys, how old 15 REALLY was...he even mocked a kid with alleged cancer, a girl who got kidnapped, a girl who got (allegedly) pissed on. He laughed at his own jokes right in the middle of telling them, rolled around on the floor, and spent even more time with his hand in front of his crotch gesticulating than Schumer did. His running joke that he referred back to 6 times at least was botoxing his balls so they would be smooth. Not to mention his constant PSAs about da brothers and what a hard time it was to be rich and black because da ebil popo was gunz gitchu and waipipu was tryna lock all dem niggas up because day racis.
Now I know half of you will respond angrily without even reading this far, but you know WHY Chappelle could get away with this fairly awful material, I mean this honestly close to Schumer-tier stuff?
Because he's an actual fucking comedian.
He can read and respond to an audience and time that shit. He can keep you laughing with little quips and just facial expressions while he's literally just stalking around the stage gesturing like he's jerking off, miming a homeless guy jerking off. Even when you know what the punchline will be, more or less, it still works. It's not because of double standards, it's not because he's a man or because he can "get away with that because he's black".

Because Chappelle understands the method, he's a comedian, and Amy Schumer is a fat piece of propaganda and low expectations rolled up in a giant jiggly yet somehow immobile ham and propped up in front of a mic. She has no timing and is self-absorbed. She's there to JUST BEE HERSELF, not to entertain, and it shows, it really fucking shows.

>>81729572
Everything's correct, but we all know why she's a "public figure"..

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