WHO HYPE?

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>>81709411
>screenshot news thread

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>>81709411

shrek sucks

yeah, the first two as well

>>81709411
SOME

>>81709554
NIGGER

>>81709564
BODY!

>>81709576
STOLE

>>81709411
Well, I'm glad Mike Myers is still working, I just kinda wish he did another character movie and not this shit. He's the only good thing Canada ever produced.

Good. We need more movies in the Shrek expanded universe.

i bet the soundtrack will have the white stripes

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>>81709411
>2019

NOOOO ITS TOO LONG RELEASE IT NOW FUCKING DREAMWORKS, YOU FUCKING HACKS.

The Shrek Cinematic Universe is like an onion
Layers.

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Maybe Smash Mouth will put out a new song.

They'll need to make 3 and 4 first.

>>81709889
You missed some kino mate

>>81709889
...

HEY NOW

YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR

>>81709411
WELL

>>81709411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

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>>81709691
It's all coming together

This will be the first movie to make 5 billion dollars.

After 3 and 4 I have no faith in them, they need to kill off the kids and get back to a simple story.

Didnt Eddie Murphy just die?

Will Draymond be able to take time off from the Warriors to do this?

>>81709411
>not 2020
They had one job

>>81709411
I hope it's as good as the first two and brings back Shrek memes.

>>81711500
no his brother Charlie did

>>81709411
>WHO HYPE?
Somebody.

SOME

BODY

>>81711739
BODY

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>>81709411

are the sequels worth watching?

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>>81710110
>mfw all of those franchises have had recent reboots/sequels

>>81709411
kill me

I wonder how Dreamworks has responded to all the fucking Shrek memes in recent years. I mean the nature of them makes them really bad promotion. But publicity is publicity right? I wonder if they'll reference them in the new movie.

>>81711786
2 was pretty good. 3 was meh. 4 was bad.

>>81711786
Hell yeah, Shrek 2 is GOAT.
I can't say the same about 3 and 4.

>>81711786
1 and 2 are good. Ignore the rest.

>>81711786
SHREKED

>>81711797
What's the black looking thing supposed to be though? I don't recognize it.

>>81711852
Venom

>>81711786
1 and 2 = kino
2 and 4 = absolute garbage

>>81710110
Who would you pick to direct the SuperMan Big Alliance movie?

>>81711816
Hitler character maybe?

>>81709411
Children. Because it is a movie series for children.

>>81711886
Uwe Boll

>>81711871
I thought it was a crappy Terminator

>>81711816
There was news of an upcoming Shrek 5 in around 2012. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised of they delayed the entire thing just to wait for the Shrek memes to die down.

>>81711877
1 is nothing but terrible dated references, like to macarena and shit in the year 2001. it's "not another animated fantasy movie"

2 is the only Shrek that's somewhat worth watching

>>81710110
I would watch this movie.

>>81709411
>9 Months ago

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>>81711786
No. Some people will tell you 2 was good, but they're either lying or just stupid.

>>81711816
In Shrek 4 they show you a world where Shrek himself never existed. the in-universe couples are all separated and a lot of characters are dead or about to die. The moral of that movie is literally "Shrek is love, Shrek is life".

>>81711895
Trump character you mean

>>81712168
Between Farquaad and Rumpelstiltskin they've already put most of Trump's characteristics in Shrek villains.

>>81711816
>Shrek encounters a cult devoted to him. Their motto is "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" and they follow the path of the ogre, eating only onions and gross shit, living in swamps.
Well no that won't happen. But i'm sure they'll do at least a "It ain't ogre" or something like that.

>>81712253
Shrek was truly ahead of its time.

3 is hot garbage

4 was okay but it's literally the product of being out if ideas

>>81712351
One of the ad slogans for Shrek 4 was "it ain't ogre..."

The whole "take things that rhyme with 'ogre' and replace them with the word 'ogre'" thing was a feature of Shrek way before the meme.

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there was a 4th one?

dreck

>tfw shrekchan is gone, as are all the secret boards
It was good while it lasted

>>81713088
It's literally "It's a Wonderful Life" but with Shrek characters

official soundtrack here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6al4UWbbWs

>>81713297
>pigchan got deleted as well
I miss it everyday.

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>>81713088
Yeah, it was about Shrek saying duck my life because of the babies, so he erased himself from history and the world was completely different.
Puss in Boots was fat, Puss and Donkey actually got alone, Fiona led an ogre army, and Rumpelstiltskin was the bad guy.

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>>81713390
WRONG

this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48NmdWbquw

Dreck 2 will still forever be the best Dreck

i liked the one with rumpelstiltskin

>>81713416
>duck

>>81713537
The Racoovius version is GOAT

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BODY

I really want Shrek 5, Rush Hour 4 and Shanghai Dawn.

>>81709411
HOLY SHIT GUYS SMASH MOUTH JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE FOR THE NEW MOVIE HERE IT IS!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YJfXdSR85o

>>81716560

>"I'm gonna beat the piss out of you!"

Lmao

>>81711786
4 > 1 > 2 >>>>> 3

>>81711816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oJ9KYkn0ys
this is how

>>81711786
2 is better than 1. 3 sucks ass. Never saw 4.

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>>81716560
lmao holy shit the band still playing as he's flipping shit just makes it that much better

>>81711535
I don't get it. Are you saying he looks like an ogre or that he looks like Eddie Murphy?

>>81717185
dunkey

>>81709411
I hope to god Chloe Moretz voice acts an ogre
But this sequel is entirely unnecessary and nobody wants it

>>81709564
>>81709576
>>81709582
>>81709589

Are they trying to imply that it's the nigger's body that is committing the crimes and not the nigger itself? This will change the prison industry forever.

>Shrekchan already died
Talk about dreck

>>81709524
SCREAMING MEME

Hope 5 has more Donkey in it. 4 he was only in a couple of scenes.

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>>81709411

This movie is shit

>>81717443
It's in their jeans.
Of course they can't help it.
That's what their race does.

>>81711786
Shrek 2 is funnier than first, Shrek 3 and 4 are garbage, also Puss in the Boots spin-off is okay, not funny, but enjoyable

>>81718933
This tbqh.

2 > 1 >>>>>>>>>>> 3 > 4

>>81717986
ur shit

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU

>>81717986
For you

didnt mike myers an hero?

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What did Dreamworks mean by this?

Can someone crop the title so it says "Shrek is coming" with the face he's making?

>>81720482

the memes keep coming and they don't stop coming

>>81718933
agree

>>81709934
>Shrek 3 and 4
>kino

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>>81709554

>>81709554
>yeah, the first two as well
What the fuck???????

FEE FEE FI FI FO FO FUN
SHREK AIN'T NO AVERAGE OGRE SON

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>>81720625

>>81718933
2 was funnier but 1 was overall the better movie imo

both kino though

Shrek is STILL love, still life

>>81709845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Did you know that All Star was made for Mystery Men? I didn't.

Yes. May the slimy girth of the ogre lord fill us all.

>>81720584
>the fucking white male is a repressed and contemptible manlet
>the big fat ogre (nigger) is the true hero despite his beastly appearance
>his fat ogre cock (BBC) GREENS (BLACKS) the princess and she reveals that she had always been an ogre too (secretly quadroon) and that she desires to completely destoy her human (white) lineage by having little ogrelets (niglets)
>SOME

>>81709411
I still haven't gotten around to seeing number 4, even though it sounds kino as heck.

You know the shrek meme is so outplayed it's on facebook now right?

>>81723425
Weird comment. At this point all memes are mainstream basically, it's just how it works.

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>>81723425

Yes, it's 2017, your super secret internet clubs' memes are everywhere including normie outlets.

>>81713088
Yup, basically
>Shrekpoint paradox

SOME

>>81722932
But Shrek just wanted to fuck off back to his swamp and mind his own business

It's actually one of the best reluctant hero stories out there

>>81722932
kys

>>81722932
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>81722932
>>81724384

the shoulda got a rap group to sing the main theme, not smash mouth

>>81724641
Smash Mouth is the greatest band of all time

>>81722932
Quality post.

>>81709411
It will be a good opportunity to be all meta and take a satirical jab at all the Shrek and Smash Mouth memes

>>81724747
they already did

>>81709411
Fuck this. They should've used the budget on Croods 2, a movie people were actually asking for.

>>81725478
literally no one wants that. they want more Shrek. Shrek is love.

>>81709411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E