Say it with me:
FOTY 2017
I'm glad Kong's diet was explained
>>81708603
FLOP OF THE YEAR 2017
yeah I agree
You must be on a strict diet of capeshit and star wars to think this is a contender for movie of the year.
>>81708792
I'm on a strict diet of the kaiju comeback nigger. Capeshit died with the 2000s.
>>81708762
>FLOP OF THE YEAR 2017
thats not
>power rangers
>pirates 5
>JUSTice league
>>81708762
>FLOP OF THE YEAR
That's a funny way to spell Star Wars, anon
>>81708917
Jesus, Power Rangers did atrocious
>>81708762
Nope. China saved it. It might hit $600 million worldwide which is massive.
>>81708701
i thought monkeys ate bananas wtf
>>81708917
>Pirates
>a flop
kek, no
>>81708701
Wasn'texpecting this guy's death at all. I liked how they had a few dark humour moments throughout.
>>81709331
its gonna flop
>johnny depp's non franchise rolls flopping
>china wont care
>will be fucked by transformers
>>81709391
I capped this. It's not going to flop, lmao
it had some nicely (as in somewhat creative and fun) framed shots, but apart from that it was fucking shite to be honest famalamadingodongo
>>81709456
This was fucking great. The movie really did play on all the clichés and tropes
>>81709456
>better wait with those grenades
>>81709491
Shame it was so fucking bad.
>>81709491
Contrarianism was a mistake.
>>81709545
>>81709571
No fun allowed: the replies
>>81709571
>contrarianism to like a well reviewed flick
FOHTEE TWOZEROONESEVEN
cheesy popcorn flick, nothing more.
why are they trying to force a monster universe on us now?
>>81709613
You said it was "great", not that it was fun. Not that the movie was fun, though. Pacific Rim did the "we skip everything that makes movies good to show cool fights and shit" better
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>81709630
That's not what I meant. Just because you break "clichés" and "tropes" doesn't make a movie good.
>>81709684
I meant that the scene was great, you fucking faggot
>>81709313
Holy fuck I am laughing way harder at this post than it deserves.
Speaking of monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99PDG-4-fsU
>>81709391
>china won't care
Lol so wrong.
>>81709785
>im laughing harder than I should
FUCK OFF
>>81709710
What the fuck are they doing with that zoom?
>>81709824
Who are you quoting?
kaijukino is so much better than capeshit. Godzilla: King of Monsters will be FOTY 2019
>>81708603
>I say FOTY
A fun thing to do when you're feeling spoty.
>>81708603
I liked it but it has some serious flaws.
The script felt like they took 3 drafts and through them into a blender and didnt even bother to edit it. And the editing holy fuck was it bad.
Larsen, who i like as an actress, gave the worst performance of her career (partly her fault, partly the shitty script).
Hiddleston had all the charisma of drying paint.
John C Reily and Jackson plus Kong action sequences, saved the movie.
The sequels have potential, they just need to focus on making a coherent script and flesh out the characters better and focus on the monsters.
>>81710113
I love the Skullcrawlers though and Goodman's death was the best.
>>81710428
Skullcrawlers were pretty neat. I liked the monster designs.
>>81708603
Definitely caught everyone off guard despite such a big name cast. Very enjoyable.
anyone else cringe at the part where jackson goes
>SET UP THAT .50!!!
and we're supposed to believe a guy has been lugging an M2 with ammo and a tripod with them the whole fucking time
also the "main" male and female characters were boring as all shit
>>81708701
i eat kaiju for breakfast.
without any milk.
>>81710611
No /k/. We don't fucking care.
>>81709794
great closed captions
>>81710611
>also the "main" male and female characters were boring as all shit
Breaking news: the human characters in a movie where the main character is a monster are bland and boring, more at 11
>>81711159
Fuck you, Original Godzilla had great human characters.
>>81711197
The only significant character was Dr. Serizawa. The rest were just there.
>RUN TO THE SIDE YOU IDIOT
Best part of the movie tbqh
So how is King Kong vs Godzilla going to work? Kong is like, an ant compared to Godzilla
>>81709210
>Jesus, Power Rangers did atrocious
it did?
fucking good, all that CGI and serious toned shit was making me want to fucking puke
things wrong:
>soundtrack was out of place and clashed with most scenes
>effects left a bit to be desired
>the giant skull crawler's tail goes through john c reilly, lmao
>creatures moved way too fast
>fights were boring, i never felt that kong was about to bite the dust
>i dont like the main sluts face
>tom hiddleston is generic, couldve been played by anyone
>not enough variation in creatures - peter jacksons kong didnt have this issue
>anticlimactic
>>81708603
>Faggot of the Year
Indeed you are OP, indeed you are.
>>81711636
They said he was still growing, he is a Teenager in Skull Island.
The better question is how is he going to find Big G?
>>81710428
>>81710469
Skull Crawlers were cool but I was fucking pissed the Big One was literally just a big version of the smaller ones
They could of at least given it different colors, or horns, or four legs or SOMETHING
>>81709710
this is quite possibly the single worst scene I've ever witnessed in film.
>>81711834
The military is going to assemble armor and a spear covered in oxygen destroyer for Kong. Then Kong will confront Godzilla and ask him if he bleeds.
>>81711908
I thought that scene was cool as fuck
Funny scene, macho murica gets BFTO Kek
>>81710880
>mfw my boy Gojira shoots his first homerun in 6 years
>in Jeolla, my shithole third world favela place I call home
>>81709710
OUTTA MY WAY PTERANODON FUCKING SHITS
>>81709331
I didn't even know it was a thing until now
>>81711804
B T F O
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F
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>>81709210
>looked it up
>only made like $128million worldwide off a $100mil budget
Christ it barely made a profit.
>>81709710
this is kino
>>81712257
>Made profit
It didn't make a profit. At all.
>>81712764
I assume with all the marketing there was none in the end.
They were really pushing it.
>>81709391
>>81709331
At least it sounds like Pirates 5 is tying up all the loose ends, so if it does flop, the franchise can be put to rest.
>>81712817
With marketing added it would be about $200 million, and they need to double that to effectively make a profit; So $400 million needed to break even. it's a massive failure
>>81708603
John C. Reily made it worth it.
Most underrated actor in hollywood.
>>81714225
>that end credits scene showing his reunion with his wife and kid
>>81711945
I had a lot of fun
Soundtrack was top tier and Reilly and Jackson were good
I'm pissed that Kebbell got shafted though, it felt like he was gonna get an actual arc
>>81710611
The "random soldier who has a been carrying a power weapon but hasn't been shown shows up and dies" thing got old quick. Flamethrower dude out of nowhere.
>>81709871
Probably the guy he quoted
>>81714549
>>81708603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNx4RbeSpYM&t=1s
now say it with me :
no
>>81708603
The fucking katana scenes were fucking dumb.
>>81708603
Madame President Clinton
>>81709710
You don't like this? Isn't this exactly what you weaboos want to see? Katanas and spinning around?
>>81708701
YAMETEEEEEEE
>>81712119
Holy shit I lost it hard.