What would you do if you were his son?

>>81707601
His bunless burger was hilarious.

suck his dick

kill myself for having australian blood

>>81707601
Sue him for stealing all my money.

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Tip my fedora

Work on the spirit of getting paid

>>81707738
He couldn't because it was criminal money

>>81707601
I legit thought that was Norm McDonald in the thumbnail.

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>>81708365
9/11

>>81707984
>someone who knew how to make a fortune doing illegal shit without getting caught somehow is unable of money laundering

Son could have sued since feds weren't able to flag that money before already

>>81707924
only legit response besides
>MUH WAGYU

Does wagyu really taste better than "normal" meat? It's gotta be shit expensive for some reason

>>81707601
that guy's accent makes me want to kill myself it's SO fucking bad

Why was it illegal money? As I recall was it from the kids grandpa or something?

Or was it because all Australian shit is illegal since they are criminals?

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>that part where his wife ate the improved burger and pretended like she was eating poison

>>81708758
The dads dad was a criminal.
There's a book about him

>>81708704
well if its the real deal yeah, but theres a 99% chance that guys "waygu beef" was some bootlegged freezerburned shit

what probably happened was he googled the best types of meats then saw a company selling waygu for super cheap and thought it was a miracle and didnt even think that it might not be the real deal