Rain?

That's a big storm.

>>81702840
4 Uk

>>81702970
the ralts is a boy

>>81703029
i-i like where this is going

>>81701281
The broadcast plan I just filed with the BBC lists me, my men, Bill Turnbull here but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my forecast.

>>81702931
kek

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Nobody cared who I was until I incorrectly predicted rain

>>81703219
If I miss present the weather, will you die?

>>81703219
>If I pull those off would you be able to see?
>it would be extremely blurry

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Bane threads always cheer me up
Thank you /tv/

Happy Easter Baneposters

>>81703419
Me too

>>81703457
>hairy bush

gross

>>81703502

t. low test

>If the clouds come in will it rain?
>it would be extremely likely
>you're an unreliable guy
>for BBC 2

>>81703523

>testosterone can manage pubic hair

Congrats on being a meme poster as well as a dipshit

>>81703569

t. very low test

>>81703536
Nice

Sinking this island with no survivors

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>>81703536
>>81703219

>>81703652

t. brexit voter

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>>81703680
t. Remain nu-male

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>>81703618

starting to believe the shitposters in off-topic threads operate just to keep threads on the front page so jani hot pockets sees them.

fellow bongs in this thread, how do you live with being on such a horrible grey miserable island? I wake up every day wishing I was in California instead, I look outside and see the grey skies and want to die.

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>>81703680
t. Juncker

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>>81703419
Bane thread posters who cheer up from baneposting always cheer me up
Thank you /tv/

>>81703746
Why don't you go ahead and fuck off to Commiefornia then, instead of whinging about your homeland?

>>81703746
I like the grey skies, I'm not sure how to describe it but it just makes me feel comfortable

>>81703862

I would kill to do so, but it's very difficult to acquire a green card/visa.

>>81703869

I envy you. I think I have some sort of disorder (SAD? idk) where I absolutely hate them to an irrational degree, if there's blue skies even if it's not warm I'm much happier.

>>81703894

what? almost everybody prefers blue skies to clouds

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>>81703942

yeah but for me it's not just preferring them, I fuckign HATE grey skies, they depress me. Kind of a shame, then, that there are grey skies literally at least 90% of the time in the UK

>>81703746
The grey skies do not bother me, rather the litter, ugly streets and people do

One day I will renounce my citizenship

Shit weather is like being home by yourself, you can do what you like when you like, stress free
Nice weather is like having someone in your home who wont tell you to do stuff when they want it done, but you can tell they're expecting you to do stuff for them so you can never relax and you just wish they'd fucking leave

>>81701281
Umm.. it doesn't rain all that much in the uk

>>81704024
me too desu famiglia

>>81704385

It rains like every day basically but it's just a tiny drizzle for like a few minutes. That's how fucking terrible the UK is, it's not even good at raining. Can you nuke us already please

>>81704024
IF IT RAINS WILL YOU CRY?

>>81704557
It would be extremely humid

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>>81703847
Bane thread posterswho cheer up from Bane thread posters who cheer up from baneposting always cheer me up
Thank you /tv/

>>81704472
What are you talking about. I haven't even seen a single grey cloud over london in more than a week

>>81703746
a wise man once said "the way i see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain"

>>81704472
the gulf stream and oceanic climate are a gift from g-d

>>81705100
>a gift from g-d
what are you, a heathen jew?

>>81705149
don't get uppity, goyboi

The Barometer rises

>>81705190
thats a yes then, heathen.

>>81705017
Cheerception

>>81703746
Jog on lad. British weather is comfy as fuck, what are you on mate

>>81702970
>>81702998
>>81703029
>>81703077
>>81703112
More?

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>>81705060

here in the south west it's cloudy 90% of the time. there was a nice sunny/blue skies day last week and I was happy for the first time in awhile

>>81705273

I wish I saw it that way. Do you actually prefer the grey misery in that image I posted above to a nice Californian sunshiney climate?

>>81703746

I love living in England

Going outside is like having permanent AC on

Its great

i have blue eyes and the grey sky generally feels more pleasant on them. i guess it's because blue eyes are more sensitive to light. that said, if i go for a couple of weeks with nothing but rain and clouds it really starts to bring me down. fortunately it doesn't happen often here.

>>81705479
I was on holiday for two weeks in spain where it was nothing but sunshine. Got sick of it quick fast

I dont like grey skies but when its raining its perfect weather for some lotr

>>81705479
You're a faggot mate, I get SAD on the cusp of autumn due to some psychological defect but the dull weather is still comfy as fuck. I hate the sunshine. And either way if you want to go somewhere with nice weather there are many places you can go that aren't a shithole like the entire US.

>>81704024
75p City? No wonder it's boarded up

English weather is perfect - never too hot, rarely too cold. I went to Australia for a bit and the constant heat is fucking monotonous - waking up all sweaty, go for a shower, get out of the shower immediately sweaty. No thanks.

>>81705479
>Disliking grey skies
>Disliking rain
>Can't handle the cold
OOGA BOOGA! Go back to Africa.

>>81705700

America is better than UK, it's time we admitted this. As for other places I can go, well, Brexit will make that harder.

>>81705763

South Africa is probably nicer than the UK, I'd consider it.

>>81705479
>South west
m8 how can you complain about the most cozy part of the uk. If you really hate it that much move to one of the nice seaside towns in south Devon. Cornwall is nice if you don't mind the cunty muh Cornwall genetics people. Also that part of England has countryside everywere which is great.
Be happy you don't live up north lad.

>>81705896
Be honest, are you actually English or are you a paki?

>>81705980
i want to know this as well now

>>81705980
Paki bong reporting in. I love the british weather

>>81706014
that's nice, but you should really consider going back

>>81705700
Dude, I get SO fucking depressed with that sunny, dry shit weather in summer. I'll take a nice, chilly 10C on a rainy day than 25C in summer. Stupid burgerclaps get excited over nothing.

>>81705261
based nolan

>>81706102
This.
http://rainymood.com/
you don't get a fucking sunnymood.com do you? NO YOU DON'T.

>>81706056
Not planning on it bud, Bangladesh is a shithole

>>81705968
If you're coming down to Cornwall avoid fucking Camborne like the plague. It's where we keep all our inbreds. I went on a night out there once for a change and it was the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life.

>>81705980
>>81706010

I'm as white as it gets, even more than usual because I'm a loser that spends too much time inside, namely for the reasons I've outlined in this thread.

The only reason to ever be cold is if you're too stupid to dress properly for the weather. What the can you do when its boiling and you have to go out?

Fuck summer.
>>81706169
Sooner or later you aren't going to have a choice.

>>81706212
If you were as white as it gets you'd be fucking ginger and there's no way you'd ever want the sun to be out.

What are some essential rain kino?

>Seven

love the atmosphere with never-ending rain

>>81706267
We'll see bruv, plans are well under way to shit up a white bitch

>>81706267
Exactly this. When it's cold you can just put more clothes on until you're the right temperature. Whereas when it's hot you can't take your fucking skin off.

>>81706323
I don't know, coming over here taking all our women

>>81706102
>>81706135

Funnily enough even though I hate the greyness I actually love rain. Proper, hard rain like on that site. Not the piddly drizzle you get in the UK. The one upside to grey skies and it can't even give me that. Honestly.

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>>81706323
>Fighting fire by adding more fuel
Oh dear.

>>81703746
>horrible grey miserable island?
By being from the South where it isn't grey.

Im in the middle of Belfast
It was spitting a bit earlier today but no rain atm

It's been a pretty comfy easter honestly

>>81706605

Is London really that different to where I'm from (south west, Bristol/bath area)? Because it's grey almost all the time here. I can't even imagine being in the North or Scotland where it's apparently even worse, why even live.

>>81703502
Did you know that shaved vaginas were taboo in the early 20th century? Bald vaginas were only common on prepubescent girls at the time. It was only when the Jews starting filming taboo porn did it become the norm.

So in other words, the Jews conditioned your brained to want to fuck little girls.

How can you hate grey skies britfriend? Im from fucking southern Spain and I tell you, Id take a grey sky over 30 degrees in april.

I dont even live in a beach area, so its just terrible heat all day every day from april to october.

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>>81706873

living in the UK is the closest you can get to living in purgatory. I'm willing to bet you'd get sick of
this cold, grey, damp misery quicker than I'd get sick of living in warmth and pretty blue skies.

>>81706707
No idea about london but the Solent and the Bourenmouth/Poole area have mostly nice wether and great seasides to go with it. Good places to live to

>>81703746
los angeles is perfect today

went for a run this morning then sat by the pool for a few hours then walked to the store. anyone sitting inside in LA today doesnt deserve to be here

>>81707649

I'm happy for you senpai. You don't by any chance want to marry me and get me a green card do you?

>>81707817
Im a male you fag

>>81707904
dont speak for me idiot
>>81707817
depends what i get out of it

>>81707973
Sex mainly

>>81708020
deal

>>81708044
Im being serious

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>>81706605
>By being from the South where it isn't grey.

Yes, the South is bright like a rainbow

>>81708083
Fuck off you northern monkey

>>81704024

look at all those /tv/ threads!

>>81706797

based jews

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Brain?

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?enaB

>>81701281
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Bane?

>>81706707
I've been to London it's not grey, just black and brown everywhere you look.

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The greyness and the constant wind and cold isn't the issue, it's the buildings
We have a lot of ugly psuedo brutalist architecture that just doesn't work
it's just four sides with some shitey wee windows and a pakis on the ground floor
Doesn't help that I live in the third worst place in the country for litter picking, but still
We could do with some brighter buildings, I reckon
Some clean whites and single colour designs, and people actually cleaning them when they get dirty
FUCKIGN GIVE ME NEO FUTURISM NOOOOOOOOOOOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE