TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK! - 1 Year Anniversary

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>>81692925

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>>81692932

>>81692925
Stuckmann we get it. Stop shilling your shit on this board.

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>>81692958

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>>81692984

No bully pls. Chris helped special needs kids in high school!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qse8LJmPV8

>>81693054
BvS is god-tier and you know it.

>>81692958

>Tell that to Zod's snapped neck


Iconic.

The rewriting of the Martha part actually works, everything else is terrible.

>>81692932
>>81692958
>>81692984
>>81693002
Shit-tier and doesn't go with the tone of the movie at all, and ignores major facts.

>>81693054
I like how he spent 26 minutes addressing this

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>>81694163
>Krager

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>>81694873
This is how pathetic you are.

I'm attaching your own post so the message sinks in fully.

>>81693054
He is so fucking up himself
People didn't kill themselves because of his videos? Really?

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>Haters will say it isn't kino

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>>81695055
>Krager

>>81695347
this. makes me think that maybe the people telling him that his re-write stopped them from suicide were fucking with him.

i refuse to believe someone found enough meaning in "tell that to Zodd's snapped neck" to not snap their own. i see more of a reason to do the opposite, actually.

>>81695829
or he's just making shit up.

>>81693054
>>81694872

Really tells a lot about how much it hurt him lmao. He should fucking know, he's a e-celeb shitting on movies with film 101 tier opinions.

>>81692958
>criminals who Batman killed are all men

What did he mean by this?

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APR 4
>Says in a podcast, "'Look man, you can't go around murdering people. You know, you're just like one of the criminals.' Then Batman could've said, 'Oh, well tell that to General Zod's snapped neck!'"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJAaRFb-JJg

APR 15
Just for kicks, I decided to do a rewrite of the lead in and ending of the fight between Batman and Superman. Will post when I'm finished.

APR 16
This is my rewrite of the big fight in #BatmanvSuperman. Gives Bats some more depth and Supes clear motivation.
>more depth
>clear motivation
>"WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE"
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD ZOD AWAY FROM THE CITY"
>"TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK"

APR 16
Sad thing is, I wrote that in 20 minutes.

APR 16
Thanks for the feedback on my idea for #BvS.

APR 16
Just wrote it for kicks. #ZodsSnappedNeck

APR 17
Thanks for all the hilarious memes. #BvS
>Video of him basically going "h-hah me and my friends all laughed at those memes! Thanks for the m-memes!"

APR 17
Ok last thing on this, this one made us cry laughing.
>Posts pic related

APR 17
Being nearly 30 years old, I've learned something important. You've just gotta laugh at yourself sometimes, otherwise life gets boring.

APR 17
Thanks for the reminder guys, that line WAS dumb, and I will laugh about it for a long time.
>Video of Chris Evans laughing

APR 17
Guys, my dumb line has a Twitter, and it's beautiful. I kid you not I'm crying laughing. What a weird life I live. @ZodzSnappedNeck

APR 17
You see, if I had worked 3 years on that rewrite, then I'd be offended. But 20 minutes for fun? I'm laughing with you.
>Repeats 20 minutes
>I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU

APR 23
Due to requests, I've decided to offer my final thoughts on the reaction to my Batman v Superman rewrite:
>26-minute video talking about how he got meme'd on
>"I did it for my fans"
>"I've helped people out of suicide"
>"I work with the handicapped"
>"It doesn't really matter"
>"I only spent 20 minutes on it"
>"It's not that funny"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olPfy8vnUZw

>>81693054
>special needs kids was my childhood

>>81693054
His wife is a better reviewer than him

>>81695987
This could make amazing movie.