>You know which the worst feeling in the world is?

>>81692826

Realizing you'll be masturbating for the rest of your life because no woman will ever desire you unless you pay her?

>>81692875
/R9k the post

>>81692826
posting here

>>81692875
paying them doesn't mean they'll genuinely desire you

>>81692826
Getting your cock cut off with rusty blunt scissors?

>>81692826
Waking up in the middle of the night needing to pee real bad, going to the toilet in a half daze, letting rip and only 10 seconds later realizing you're pissing on your bare feet?

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>>81692930

>>81692826

Knowing that, no matter what you do, you'll always be a nigger?

>>81692826
being a nigger?

>>81692875
Lower your standards fat boy

Waking up just 5 minutes before your alarm goes off?

>>81692826
>Tfw no gf?

>>81693194
Fucking kill me

putting on a wet wetsuit

or like

slamming your fingers in a car door

maybe being erotically licked by your uncle

>>81693194
>implying it isn't /comfy/ to lie there for 5 minutes pretending your sleeping in

that people don't recognize Unbreakable as one of the finest films ever made, shot generously in a string of long, confident takes, performed with unmatched subtlety by Bruce Willis and with the most melancholic yet uplifting soundtrack ever put to film?

>>81692826
Blowing up hundreds of people for the off chance it might justify your painful meaningless existence?

>>81692826

That it's going to take twistman 8 more shitty films before he makes another decent one.

I once nailed my knackers to the kitchen table as a sexual experiment. I won't be doing that again, let me tell you.

watching the opening sequence of this movie?
also being alone

Falling down the steps and breaking all your bones?

>>81693945
being alone is better than being with someone you hate

>>81692826
Being black?