>I need an old neurotic jew for my film >say no more

>>81687331
Does he talk to himself in his old age?

>I need a pedophile
>say no more

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>I need a young neurotic jew for my movie
>i gotchu senpai

>Woody Allen being cast in a non-Woody Allen film

>>81687697
It happens every now and then. Most recently he acted in a John Turturro film.

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>we need someone who can't display emotional exertion because she might have a heart attack

>say no more, senpai

>>81687744
she's a great actress
how pleb r u

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>I need to be around my current waifu under the cover of shooting a movie

>>81687766
affluenza: the actress

>>81687697
>I like those Woodsy Allen movies, but that nervous fella is always in 'em

Am I the only one who finds Woody Allen overrated?

>>81688076
no