Seriously, what could possible go wrong with a epic lineup like this?

>muh special snowflake magic humans with plot armor

I'm glad this movie bothers you

how many more movies until dc finally give up?

>>81686716
Allowing Zack Snyder to direct, for one thing.

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>>81686716

>movie is set entirely at night because Batman looks stupid in daylight

>>81686716

who's the hobo with a spear on the right?

who's the robot thing in the middle?

who's the guy in the red BSDM hear?

Falseflag thread.

Is there a most forced and unnatural "team up" with absolutely no chemistry in movie history?

that all female oceans 9

>>81686893
>Is there a most forced and unnatural "team up"

ya, you hiring a hooker

>guys what if all superheroes actually exist in the same universe wouldn't that be epic ? :))))) oh and put them all in the same kino :)))) im so smart

>>81686818
kek

>>81686908
meant for>>81686893

>>81686916
kek.

Will DC finally learn their lesson when this one inevitably flops?

>>81686916
Nothing forced or unnatural about teaming up with your mother.

this feels too rushed.
marvel took their time with building up the avengers.
dc does it after the "second" movie

>>81686716

Nobody gives a fuck about anyone but Batman in that lineup.

>>81686716
Awful CGI and horrible color and too much humor

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>>81686818
Did you see his first appearance in Batman V Superman with him hanging on the wall? I wanted to laugh at how funny he looked

>>81687123
Was this meant to be scary? It was horribly directed this scene

>>81687123
>blocks your wall
really what was the purpose of this scene? he could've just stood there. what if the cop never turned around and was having a smoke in that very room. would he literally just hang there until the cop leaves or turns around?

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>7th member is going to be Captain Marvel
>Another movie nobody asked for
>Not having it be Katana

>>81687202
Basically. He is a Bat and bats stay quiet

If they fucked up batman vs super man they could fuck anything up.

>inb4 sexually frustrated dccucks say it was kino

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Hahahahahah holy shit this looks bad

>>81687239
But Marvel is doing Captain Marvel, it's gonna be huge.

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>>81686839
>who's the hobo with a spear on the right?

his name is Aqualung.

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>>81687239
actually Captain Marvel/Shazam isn't happening(soon). but Black Adam will be the villain in Man of Steal 2.

>>81687282
good thing they didnt fuck up batman vs superman then

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>>81686917
why not. let's have all the superheroes together.

>>81686716
Bad cgi for starters. That cyborg dude is too obvious.

JUST

Why are so obsessed? Are you a shill for real? CGIderman looks worse than that

>>81687391
Nobody cares about Spider-Man either. Guardians and Thor are the only capeshit to look forward to after Logan this year.

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>trident
>5 points

BRAVO DC

>>81687364
Ahahahaha yayayaya

>>81687452
well meme'd my good sir ;^3

>>81687465
Batman v superman is a mediocre movie with a horrible CGI fest 3rd act

>>81687087
All but one DC movie so far has been a premature "team up" movie. I just have no fucking clue what they're doing and the constant need to explain all these origins is a huge part of why they have all been hot messes thus far.

>>81686716
>cyborg is in the middle
would be perfect if it was Supes and not le token black guy that normies only know from the cartoons, seriously tho why fucking cyborg?

>>81687532
>Justice league appears in email form
>Suicide Squad appear in pop song form
What's WB's end game?

>>81687575
crashing this franchise

>next one will flop I s-swear
Oscarlets, will they ever learn?

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>>81687596
Do you think Disney is actually secretly behind making the DCEU shit?

How a serious company can make such a horrible theatrical edit like Suicide Squad and the horrible theatrical cut of BvS

Maybe Disney is secretly inside WB and making decisions to purposly wreck the movies

>>81687551
They need a token black guy but didn't wanna use the black green lantern

>>81687702
you say this but each movie has made a huge profit. It doesn't matter how good the movies actually are so long as the opening weekend normies lap it up and it's a huge hit in China. If Disney was behind it these movies would have all flopped hard.

>>81687761
Why not? Idris Elba would make a great Green Lantern

>>81687776
Disney doesnt control the box office and who goes to the cinema anon so still they could be behind ruining the theatrical cuts

>>81687780
Elba would rather make Mausbucks.

>>81687780
They're scared people still remember the last GL film.

>>81687780
Johns is in love with Cyborg. they even forced that boring piece of shit in the comics and took out Martian Manhunter who is kinda boring, but at least he has cool powers.

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>>81686716
>the JUSTice league

>>81687803
Not directly, but Disney marketers are masters of manipulation. They didn't become the terrifying mega corporation they are now on pure luck.

>>81687862
Jajaj el justo league jaj

>>81687835
DUDE. Affleck who played Daredevil is now the head of the justice league so this is no reason why they couldnt put green lantern as a member

>>81686893
Rogue One

>>81687934
Fuck you Rogue One is a masterpiece compared to the shitty DCEU Justice League.

Man I am not excited for this at all.

Just give me the Batman movie

>>81687934
Fuck you I had already forgotten that piece of shit

>>81687926
>Affleck was in the terrible Daredevil, became a great Batman
>Ryan Reynolds was in the terrible Green Lantern, became a great Deadpool
>Chris Evans was in the terrible FF, became a great Captain America
Who is the next to do a 180? Halle Berry? Nicholas Cage?

>>81687926
But daredevil is older and much more forgotten, and that's only the actor that's the same not the character.

>>81686716
Why is not Superman with them?

>>81688343
He's dead bro. He died for our sins.

>>81688356
You are a big liar.

>>81686716
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

>>81688491
not the one were she is a princess

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What could possibly go wro-
>entire movie is dark blue
fugg

>>81686716
>Cyborg
>teen Flash
>no Martian Manhunter
>no Green Lantern
HAahahahah.

>>81688041
Jessica Alba will star a real life adaptation of the Thundercats.

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>>81687143
>>81687123
>le I'm not scared in the comfort of my dur movie sit
ya...I know...so not scary right...you're a big boy, horror movies pffffffffffff

>>81686716
There's only one thing that could possibly disappoint me.

No Apache Chief.

Yes, I'm serious.

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>>81686813
hopefully JUST this one

>>81686813
147.

>>81687411
>being this autistic months after the original pics came out

>>81686813
Every single movie makes money

>>81686716
Why is Iron Man standing next to Conan?

>thread made by and bumped by falseflagging marvelets
lowest of the low truly

>>81687087
>Avengers comes out 4 years after the first movie in the MCU universe, when there's been 5 movies in 4 franchises, one of which was completely discarded and the character recast

>Justice League comes out 4 years after the first movie in the DC universe, when there's been 4 movies, all of which have retained the same cast and have been financially successful, and won multiple oscars

>>81686716
>COME TOGETHER
>RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZWDlvtXE6w

>>81687292
What about that looks bad?

>>81690075
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA can't believe how low the view count is

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81686917
>HAHA. I don't understand basic capitalism!

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@81690233
>won multiple oscars
>multiple

>>81687407
>Guardians
reddit

>>81690279
Not a damn thing. It's called well-poisoning if you're a shill, or filter bias if you're a fanboy.

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>>81687411
It's not a trident, it's a quindrent, and he's always had it

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>>81687292

>>81690075
>comparing first trailers to second trailers
Here you guy friendo, 10 million views to go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHH5-HVS9o&t

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If Joker doesn't have a cameo I will be fucking pissed

>>81688041
Ryan Reynolds was also a terrible Deadpool before GL movie even came out, but it's forgivable to forget that

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>>81690336
>le reddit

>>81690384
left is so much better

>>81690410
Leto Joker sucks. Only place he should cameo is at a Hot Topic grand opening.

>>81690469
nah Leto to be is the only good thing about the DCEU.

I don't care at all about watching the same old super hero movies that Justice League is gonna be

>>81690527
no one can agree what "the only good thing about the DCEU" is because there's nothing good about it

>>81690334
Jared Leto won an oscar for his role in TDK

>>81690469
If Leto's jokes gets you annoyed, than it's actually a perfect portrayal of the Joker

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PREPARE FOR THE MARVEL TIRE DC FILMS

>>81690233
>multiple oscars
Isn't the SS one the only one? Serious question now.

>>81690677
>haha now your movie will be as bad as ours
You didn't think that through did you shill?

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>>81690691
Jared Leto has been nominated for best actor for an award and SS got an Oscar for best Make up

No joke, Let's make up is fucking fantastic and it is well deserved

>BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A MESSED UP FUCKED UP CLONE
... no shit you idiots. I find it ironic when the critisisms of Leto's Joker are "HE'S TOO CRAZY. HE'S TOO MESSED UP. WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE A LUNATIC?"

REALLY GUYS?

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>>81690527

>>81690704
I fucking hate the MCU so what's your point?

>>81686716
why is Batman part of this team? he's just a regular karate expert who wears a halloween costume. what's he gonna do to all giant aliens, karate chop them to death. he should just sit back and write the checks.

Justice league has too
>introduce aquaman
>introduce flash
>introduce cyborg
>introduce steppenwolf
>possibly introduce Darkseid
>ressurect and unmind control superman
>give Lois lane a side plot
>introduce the main conflict with the boom cubes
>have batman recruit everyone
What is this movie gonna be like 4 hrs long?

>>81690743
If your using nominations and wins for things outside of the franchise then both marvel and DC have like hundreds of oscars

>>81690787
do about as much as black widow or hawkeye I guess

>>81690743
He was also nominated for a Razzie.
Also, they could've painted a sex doll green and red and it'd still be a better Joker than Leto will ever be.

>>81690762
>Another way Leto went above and beyond for his role was by hanging out with real live psychopaths. And I don't just mean the other members of Thirty Seconds to Mars.

>"I did meet with people that were experts, doctors, psychiatrists that dealt with psychopaths and people who had committed horrendous crimes, and then I spent some time with those people themselves, people who have been institutionalized for great periods of time. I guess when you take on a role, any role, you become part detective, part writer, and for me that’s my favorite time of the entire process, the discovering, the uncovering, and the building of a character. Yeah, it’s really fun."

mfw Leto browsed the gore threads on /b/

>>81690743
Nic Cage won an Oscar for best actor
Guess Ghost Rider and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance are capekino.

>>81690842
>Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
very underrated

>>81690806
Well, with Snyder directing he could do just that.
I think they really jumped the gun with the amount of plot and material they have to shove in. It'd either be an exhausting movie or a very confusing one with absolutely no exposition.

>>81690272
Where can I find the version from the trailer, the one with the cool background vocals and stuff? If the rest of the song's well done as that, it might be one of the best covers I've ever heard.

>>81690156
Bvs bombed for 2 of the biggest super hero heroes put together in 1 film. Yes Suicide Squad did very well in the states without help of China but Wonder Woman has been predicted to be the lowest at the box office and we shall see how Justice League goes

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>>81690384
I forgot which movie I saw recently (in theaters), but I freaked out when segment in trailer was at night in the movie.
But I forgot which one. Please halp.

>>81690933
I don't think you know what "bombed" means.

>>81690762
This is just so ridiculous. How could they actually think that'd make any sort of a positive buzz around SS?

>>81690842
>mfw he pretended to be one of the edgy 14 year olds there.

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>>81690856
They are, at least second one.

>the discussion around these movies are far worse than the movies themselves could ever be
>tfw can't burn it all to hell

>>81690912
idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkTHYvq-_B4

>>81690978
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_office_bomb
He knows well.

>>81686716
Bad race bending casting
Too dark and realistic
Shitty story
Snyder blue filter


Flying Penis prison pods

>>81691037
>Flying Penis prison pods
Five years later and the Marvelet still obsessing over this while having it explained to him a million times. You're just proof that it's the same five drones making these shitposts daily.

>>81691026

Good God. "The Right Stuff" bombed. That's fucking pathetic.

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>JL is superior literally everywhere
>Avengers is just bunch of literally who with no good stories and characterization
>Avengers is top-2 gross capeshit of all time
>JL will not make even a billion
How could possily this even be real? Is Zack the most Hack of all time?

>>81687702
It's working for them with Sony.

>>81687087
Its better for DC to just jump into it

The more you explain thier origins the more it sucks

All they really need is to "exlpain" the trinity characters in which they do, it was bad but its there.

Plus thanks to the TV series normies now know flash

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>>81691026
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_office_bomb

>>81691076
And not just that. Proving their perpetual adolescence.

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>>81686716

>The others even bothering to show up when the flash can insta knock out all bad guys at once, will get even worse when Superman comes back

>Major fight scenes will all have to take place near or above a body of water to give SeaMan something to do

>>81690677
>Wonder woman
>World War 1
>showing germans as the evil bad guys
>almost invincible Wonder Woman beats them up while making several unfunny jokes

No thank you

>>81691076
>Five years later and the Marvelet still obsessing over this

Dude everyone remembers this.

>>81691143
"Sea Man" appears to be a hydrokinetic, which makes him dangerous literally anywhere there's any water.

>>81691147
If you think she's going to be as tough in this one, you haven't been paying attention.

>>81686716
not enough quips

>>81691080
So did "The Iron Giant."

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>>81691026
>>81691080
>>81691130
the fuck, they didn't tell me in film class that metropolis bombed so hard


FUCKINGGGG HELLLL

>>81686716
with capeshit, something can always go and will go wrong

>>81691231
>you haven't been paying attention.

Yeah sure just look at this Trailer where she punches german soldiers in the dozen and dogdes and deflcts bullets like its nothing while not being hurt at all. But sure she isnt as tough in this one....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmJ9A-9Dc8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8fG0TtVAY

>>81686716
Why does the Flash have tits?

>>81691382
Kino.

>>81691419
>Kino

Meme word used by Morons who dont even know what it means

>>81691490
Go back /co/mblerina.

>Morons who dont even know what it means
nice projecting, drama-queen.

>>81691520
Then come on enlighten me about its origin

>>81691382
Notice how she's actually having to use the bracelet to protect Steve? Or how she isn't using the bracele clash to just take them all down at once?

It either means she's not as tough, she's trying not to kill anyone, or possibly even both.

>>81691543
>It either means she's not as tough, she's trying not to kill anyone, or possibly even both.

And still she can storm out of a trench towards an entire Battalion of soldiers without even blinking.
Why should i watch that " le evil germans " shit about a god like warrior princess who wont even be endangered by her human enemies at all ?!

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>>81691147

>>81690978
$800 million for a hyped up super hero movie of Batman fighting Superman is a bomb

>>81691623
Mainly because they're not the only thing she'll be fighting, and I'm pretty sure she kind of loses.

>>81690806
>What is this movie gonna be like 4 hrs long?
3 hours iirc. they're probably going to follow what Suicide Squad did with character introductions.

>this is Aquaman
>he's got my back
>he can stab you with his trident three times in one thrust

>>81691723
I like how you round down and pretend no one will notice.

>>81690743
He doesn't look like he is crazy

That character doesn't look like the joker, he looks like a Joker fanboy

>>81691737
>1918
>evil supernatural/greek mythology powers side or /seduce the germans
>Wonder Woman loses
>1918...

Jesus DC fans are really gripping for every thin straw

>>81691801
And that's exactly what he is. Bravo.

>>81691818
She walked away for a reason. Spin that as a negative, too, you transparent fuck.

Am I the only one noticing that every time Cyborg is on screen, the CGI is awful?

Like, his CGI face is sliding around all over the place and jittering like it's clipping though the edges off the 'metal'?

>>81691865
He looks like a GTA character

>>81691818
It's a god of war. If you think it's just the Germans he's after, you're a fucking retard.

>>81691797
$873.3 million is still very little for a movie containing two of the biggest (if not the biggest) superheroes. TDK and TDKR made more than a billion each, and that's without the most recognized superhero in the entire world - Superman.

>>81691865
Yes. You're the only one.

>>81687344
eyeing little girls with bad intent!

>>81691934
We'll it's a far cry from a bomb. If it's a bomb, then better than half the movies ever made are bombs, too.

>>81691865
You're not the only one

Can someone please tell me what the fuck they are going for with these hideous outfits?

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>>81691865
>>81692052
>>81691907

So what did you guys think of green skin Loki and his 2D sidekick? Did you shit all over that, too, or does it get a pass?

>>81692007
It's a bomb considering its expectations, not its actual earnings. They made a profit out of it, sure. But an Avengers movie with relatively anonymous superheroes made almost twice as much ($873.3 million vs $1.52 billion) and was nominated to an academy award.

>>81692188
>green screen.

>>81690677
Dude quips lmao

>>81692188
Not hating on the MCU as a whole, but why are their costumes so awful? I've seen cosplayers do better, with better materials too.

>>81690391
that's not a trailer, they even made sure to disclose it

>>81692188
Probably an ugly underling Loki will kill because he's sooo "edgy".

>>81692210
Good for it. Want to talk about a movie to mocpvie comparison, or does that suddenly become an unfair comparison?

>>81692188
It looks like the son of Pepe and feelsguy.jpeg

Thankfully he is not a main character from the frnachise

>>81691147
>showing germans as the bad guys in WWI

>>81692244
Cosplay costumes are made by people who wear them for like a few days the year, sometmes only once and mostly just walk around with them.

Movies costumes needs to be made easy so that the actors who were them for several hours each day feel comfy can at least try to act and move with them.

>>81692274
I am not too familiar with "mocpvie"s. Anyway, Marvel sure pick quantity over quality - A movie that its script was reviewed and rewritten for 4 years is better than one that had a year or two - but it's still almost consistently good.
Doctor Strange and Ant Man were awful though.

>>81692270
He's fucking 2D. His perspective is all fuvked up because he's still 2-dimensional, and Loki's daggers don't even look real, either.

But thanks -you already answered my question. You give it a pass, just like the fucking hypocrite or paid marketer you are. I actually hope you are getting paid, otherwise you just suck cock for free.

>>81692347
Why didn't you answer my comment about him? fag

>>81692347
I don't even think the helmet's real.

>>81692441
It looks CGI.

>>81692428
What, that Loki will probably kill him? What is that but a fairly transparent deflection?

>>81692301
there were no good guys in ww1. everyone was dragged into this shitfest because of retarded austro-hungarians.

>>81692493
That he does look bad

But it doesn't matter, that character doesn't matter in the story.

Cyborg is one of the main heroes, he should look better

>>81688025

I find it kind of funny how every commercial they have advertising that movie for DVD has absolutely no "memorable" quotes used throughout besides Rey giving an extremely weak "We have hope, rebellions are built on hope."

That's literally it, the rest of the advertisements just show EPIC STAR WARS ACTION.

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>>81692286
So that's another pass?

You do realize that CGI is frequently released as a work still in progress, right? That's ultimately the point I'm making here.

Last night, I read an entire Thor thread where there was no one shitting on any part of the trailer, and I thought, "Goddam, that's refreshing. Why is it so hard for everyone to just keep to their respective camps if they're that rabid in their support?"

But then I remembered. The Mouse is involved.

>>81686716
wonder woman? more like stick woman!

>>81692538
As a point of fact, your comment was that he was ugly, not that he was fake, not that he looks shoddy, just "ugly." Not that the background looks fake, not that lLoki's helmet and daggers "pop" like they're CGI, just that the henchman is "ugly."

That's known as "bias."

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>>81687123
reminds me of Richmond from the I.T Crowd

>>81692601

Yes it gets a pass because it's not the same

BVS...if Cavill had delivered a fucking awful, career ruining performance, people would be dissuaded from watching the movie.

But the bitch who plays Jenny Olson can do whatever she likes, nobody cares

Same situation,
Cyborg = Main hero (should have good CGI)
Asgardian creep #2 = Who gives a fuck

>It's still in production, itll look better in tha mubi

98% of the time it looks the same so don't give me that shit


Do you really think that Disney pays idiots to shit on the competition?

Normal audiences don't even know about this, they don't know the difference between Marvel and DC.

If JLA is awful, people are not going to think, "DC movies are bad". They will think "Superhero movies are bad" which is bad for Disney as well

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>>81690677

>>81692699
No, he looks ugly as in "That costume/creature design is not good"

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>>81692347
>He's fucking 2D

that's still one dimension more than any DC character.

>>81692914
Yeah, and I just watched the entire trailer at .25 speed and none of the "skittering" you're talking about is there. There;s a moment halfway through his intro scene where his face looks a bit too off-set, but that's the only thing that stuck out. If you want to do the same and isolate, make a webm out of it and show that you're not full of shit, go ahead.

But we both know you won't. Because you can't. Then we'll both remember that you're the one pretending like this is the final draft on a movie that's still better than 6 months from release, and that it makes you look like a dishonest, hypocritical asshole for giving anything from one a pass, and blatantly misrepresenting what's present in the other.

>>81692914
>If JLA is awful, people are not going to think, "DC movies are bad". They will think "Superhero movies are bad" which is bad for Disney as well


Bullshit. People - no matter if " real " comic fans or parents watching the movies with their kids - always see Marvel as good action with some more or less good jokes during that.

And teh most important part: marvel is always the first who releases these differnet movies while DC comes second, trying to top it by being darker or spectacular but always fails.

>>81692347
>He's fucking 2D. His perspective is all fuvked up because he's still 2-dimensional, and Loki's daggers don't even look real, either.

both things are real lol

>>81690806
>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
>X-Men
>X-Men First Class
>The A-Team
>Expendables
>Fellowship of the Ring
Why do plebs insist you can't have a team film without prequels?

>>81693756
You are aware Fellowship is a sequel, right?

>>81693756
>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Basically sean connery and his Bitches
>X-Men
Wolverine and some other guys
>X-Men First class
Magneto and Xavier and some other guys
>The A-team
Based on a comfy 80s series everybody watched and who was never about character development
>Expandables
Hey lets get all old the action stars everybody knows for about decades and who had plenty of movies themselves into one movie
>Fellowship of the Ring
Are you even trying ?

>>81693889
The only characters that carry over from "The Hobbit" are Gandalf, Bilbo, and Gollum. That still left Frodo,Sam, Merry ,Pippin, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, and Boromir to introduce.

But according to Marvel logic, it's "shit" and "rushed" because they didn't each get their own movie first.

>>81694082
But none of those characters have any stories outside the one being told in Lord of the Rings. The Justice League and Avengers characters exist outside their team-up events.
Well, of course with the DCEU none of them can carry a movie so I understand why you wouldn't want them to have their own ones.

>>81692738
I only watched a couple episodes of that show and stopped because it was unfunny
Why is there a spider man

>>81690434
He was good in the intro of that movie

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>>81692529

>>81692326
That doesn't explain why only Marvel costumes are shit

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>>81693527
Yeah, the cuts just happen to fall where we never quite see him toss them in the air and never quite see him grab them.

But before we get too far down the rabbithole here, remember - I'm not shitting on the movie. I'm shitting on the hypocrites that suck Mickey's dick and rip into literally everything else.

they're painting Justice League as mediocre because they're holding back the Superman bits. Superman will save Justice League and fully redeem the awfulness that was Man of Steel.

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>>81694141
Suck a dick. If Ant-Man can carry a movie, any character can. You'd just rather lie to yourself and tell you DC's "copying" Marvel when they're just telling a different kind of story.

Though, I guess telling yourself that helps soothe the asspain you must feel from Marvel ripping off about 75% of their ideas and characters from DC, up to and including Thanos.

Meet Niles Caulder - paraplegic genius and founder of a team of outcast misfits trying to protect a world that fears and hates them.

>>81690384
>Cyborg average height lanky frame while actually actor is jacked and tall
>looks like a Transformers reject
>robot head squished in on one side

How the fuck did Synder fuck up the character design, he got most of them dead on but this one is just an abomination

>>81691002
Russo brothers shouldn't be anywhere near any action film, the cap vs iron man fight had about 30 secs of good action

>>81695800
I'm not convinced we're seeing his final form.

>>81694461
you can clearly see him grabbing the blades even in your low framerate shitty gif

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>marvel shills complaining about bad CGI
That should be a selling point for you guys at this point

>>81696230
Make a better one, then. Because no, no you don't see it. You want to see it, because that's how the brain works, but no. You never see it,

Because it doesn't happen.

>>81692188
Literally worse than the prequels

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>>81696424

>>81687123
>/tv/ for months pretended this looked great

>>81690391
>July 2016
>defending DC when the movie is going to be shit

>>81696569
And what is it we're looking at - motion blur straight into a close-up?

Also, notice the contrast between him and his "left-hand man." We can see every minute detail in Loki's gear, but the guy no more than 6 feet or so behind him looks basically like a cartoon.

>>81696940
It's called depth of field, retard. Go back to film school.

>>81696424
>>81696569

BTFO so hard

>>81696940
Holy shit, just stop. Its clearly a real prop. Why are you this desperate to hate this movie?

>>81696569
>that guy on the back
Jesus christ stop making movies

>>81697067
Why the cut then?

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>>81696940
the autism is real

>>81697004
Yeah, that could be focal length, but why? A dolly zoom that we didn't get to see?

>>81686716

Not having enough time to get to know or care about Flash, Cyborg, or Aquaman, leading to emotional beats that fall flat. That, and too much plot to get through in 2.5 hours, leading to a BvS theatrical cut clusterfuck.

>>81696857
No one does, a lot of redditors like capeshit

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>>81687123

>>81697346
Here's the autism - the length you'll go to to defend it. Where's the bobble on Cyborg now?

>>81697598
>n-no, you!

I will leave now

>>81697632
Yeah, you'll go to heroic lengths to defend your "btand." Point well taken.

>>81687123
Kek i also thought his first shot with the full suit on would be something entirely different.
It does make me laugh everytime i rewatch it.

>>81686716
>total solo films : 0 (1 after ww air)

This thing is doomed to under perform.

FYI it's 5 for the avengers

>>81697745
I don't get what's so funny about it. He's just gripping the lathing in the wall.

>>81687761

But not Static Shock?

>>81697786
>spoiler
That didn't stop the movie and characters from being awful.

JL looks really bad. Unless the antagonist is somehow amazing, shit is doomed

>>81697877
They got Ciaran Hinds and he's never failed to impress. What they do with him remains to be seen.

>>81686716
Snyder and dc writing. Even though snyder can do some good like in man of steel, the writing will always be bad.

Just look at how MoS takes 40mins before clark puts on the superman suit 40 fucking mins they crammed in all these flashbacks and the unnecessary scenes like superman wrecking a truck drivers truck because he was being a asshole.

Or all the scenes where they track what lois is doing rather then just having a quick 5min compilation of her interviewing people trying to find him then cut it to the spaceship. Instead lois get fucking 15mins just dragging the movie to shit. And to add ontop of that you got the poorly made flashbacks who also could just use a short summart but instead has to take a good 15-20mins.

Theres so much shitty filler in DC movies and im afraid Justice league will be the same

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>>81692188

>>81697813
Compare it to this Batman reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj1Q_BAqwa8
His body position is just goofy.

Why isn't Lois in the lineup?

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>>81687889

>>81697688
You faggot.
>SHOW ME PROOF
>shows proof
>WOW WHY ARE YOU SO DEFENSIVE XD

>>81698046
Different scene going for an entirely different effect. Nolan's Bat tried the "creature of the night" angle for roughly ten minutes of the first movie, then never again.

>>81698245
I made my point. That's how much more invested in this than I am. Why?

>>81697813
>I don't get what's so funny about it.
He just looks really funny and out of place. Not scary or threatening at all

>>81698157
Do you really want to see the Marvel fanbase?
They make these fags look like chads

>>81690308
And that's compared to the third installment in the franchise that most people agree is marvel's worst.

>>81698287
After the Batman reveal isnt the next time you see him in costume during the Knightmare sequence?
Bringing Batman out on broad daylight?

>>81686716

>all men are alpha male specimens in prime physical condition
>the woman looks like fucking baglady waiting in line at the DMV

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>>81698376
Do this - go see how much you have to tweak your Youtube search to even find the official trailer.

>>81690704
So you excited to hear all of Wonder Woman's le epic funny quips?

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>>81698457

>>81687354
Noooo, Man of Steel 2 supposed to be sci-fi kino, not this magic shit.

>>81694185
he's the weird goth in the group that lives in the server(?) room, later founds a company called Goth To Boss

>>81691076
Or maybe it was such a massive flaw that many people noticed it?

>>81698468
Can't be as bad as Doctor Strange, even if Gadot speaks in hebrew the entire flick

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>>81698457
>>81698487
>40 million drop (movieclips + official channel) from comic con footage (not a trailer) to the actual first trailer

>>81687411
>being this retarded

>>81691197
So what's he gonna do carry a big tank of water on his back when he's on land?

>>81698457
>>81698487
Thor BTFO

>>81698678
What's Thor gonna do to get to fights without Mjolnir - call an Uber?

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So marlelets, how do you like the MCU ripping off Snydra in their movies now?

>>81691197
>"Sea Man" appears to be a hydrokinetic

fuck Snyder if he did this

>>81698763
>he posted it again

>>81692188
>but what about muh marvel!
Did it ever cross your mind that maybe people who hate all capeshit come to these threads to make fun of all these movies and don't give a single solitary shit about your pathetic little brand war bullshit? Why don't you watch films that are intended for adults instead?

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>>81698631
>being this fucking stupid

How much do you get paid to hate this much? You shouldn't do it for free. If you're good at something, never do it for free.

>>81698763
This is more kino than anything Snyder can come up with. It actually has colours for once.

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>>81698763
Warcraft, too.

>>81698803
>>81698835
Not great I reckon. Look at the bright side, the movie has a chance of being good this time

>>81698860
>he also posted it again

>>81698764
That's not just a pig-sticker he's carrying.

>>81698877
Until it stops being true

>>81698877
Different guys. We're not all the hypocrites you are.

>>81687292
Where's Green Lantern?

>>81691231
if you think she won't be the one saving the white male from evil white supremacists in this movie, you haven't been paying attention.

>>81694574
>You'd just rather lie to yourself and tell you DC's "copying" Marvel
see
>>81692928

>>81695901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UvoKARR6Eg

>>81698046
fuck you made me want to watch this again you fucker

>>81699043
It's time you reacquaint yourself with what "bittersweet" means. Diana walked away for a century for a reason.

>>81687575
suicide

>>81698835
Are you blind?

>>81697851
This, fuck. Cyborg is such an uninteresting character, but DC has been pushing him for years. Did they lose the rights to Static Shock or something?

>>81687926
Jennifer Garner goes from Elektra to Howard the Duck

>>81696569
btfo, how can this anon ever recover

>>81699198
I meant >>81688041

>>81698629
>b-b-buh muh marvel
I thought quips were supposed to be bad? Why are DC putting them in their kino, doesn't that upset you? Are quips only bad when marvel uses them?

>>81698745
>without Mjolnir
Have you ever seen a Thor movie?

>>81699105
So then why is her first solo movie going to be a quipfest? It's about world war one for fucks sake, probably one of the most horrific wars in history. How does any of this imply funny quips?

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>>81699257
Marvel uses them to conceal the bad acting, script and action scenes. As long as DC "kino" don't use them that way and it's not an overkill like the Age of Shitron, it doesn't upset me at all.

>>81699294
No, I've seen some buffoonish impostor with a hammer. I've yet to see a Thor movie.

>>81699477
>He is so hot!
>IS SHE WITH YOU? xD
>WE ARE THE BAD GUYS xDDD
>THE VOICES XDDDD
?

>>81699400
Imagine if Donner Superman showed up and ultimately found the world just didn't have a place for him anymore. I have a feeling that that's what we're about to see. It will drive home the point that we got too cynical for this kind of hero.

If something as feel-good and corny as Donner Superman got released today and played it as straight as it did back then, it would be laughed out of the theater. I know it. You know it. Instead we get "ironic" heroes that don't take themselves seriously and don't really stand for anything much, just bright colors, empty drama, and all the depth and pathos of a "very special episode." That's what we've let them be reduced to.

>>81687292

Damn, how can someone act so fucking bad in such a short shot ? And those fucking skinny legs... Wonder Woman my ass.

More importantly, why the fuck did they think a Justice League movie was a good idea ?

Avengers is worse than the single character movies, and then we have this shitty line-up, Cyborg (WTF !?), Aquaman ?, and NO Superman ???

Capeshit needs to die horribly before it can get any better

>>81699749
You're overplaying it, shill.

Anyone with half a brain knows Superman's coming back. Arguably, that rules you out, but I tend to err on the side of caution.

>>81699646
>nstead we get "ironic" heroes that don't take themselves seriously and don't really stand for anything much, just bright colors, empty drama, and all the depth and pathos of a "very special episode."
>what is Logan
>what is Nolanverse
Also Superman movie just should be better version of Captain America's

>>81699105
They are pretending it never happened now. The director recently said "there are misconceptions about her in BvS" and leaks from the test screening says it's either not mentioned why she stopped being Wonder Woman or it's barely mentioned but unrelated to WW1.

>>81699910
And none of those are even within spitting distance of Donner Superman. Those have been our choices - the two extremes. Grit and realism or quips and no stakes.

I have to give credit where it's due - Cap's first two movies have been the best out of the entire MCU because they at least toy with actual themes.

>>81686716
Wheres Green Lantern?
Wheres Green Arrow?
Wheres Martian Manhunter?

I hope Lantern actually has a cameo in this movie at least

>>81700050
Source?

>>81698008
fucking lel

>>81686716
riiight now

>>81700135
>I got to look at the story of the beautiful child and character that comes into this world, and there might even be some misconceptions about who she is later on. We may be reading into things in Batman V Superman in the future that aren't necessarily what you think they are.

http://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/talking-wonder-woman-director-patty-jenkins/

She's obviously talking about the retirement because it was the only characterization she had in BvS

>>81694018
Two can play this game
>The Avengers
Iron Man and his bitches
>AoU
Stark and some other guys
>CW
Iron Man and Cap and some other guys

>Justice League
Based on comfy comics and cartoons everbody knows for about decades and who had plenty of movies themselves into one

What is the problem with Fellowship?

Everyday these same shitposters in these threads for years now.

When will it end? When will we be spared of the Mouse shills?

>>81686716
why has CIA been photoshopped out of this picture?

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When will swaglord stop the shills?

>>81700457
>She's obviously talking about the retirement because it was the only characterization she had in BvS

Read the whole thing. It's open to interpretation, but from BvS, you're sort of left with the impression that she lost faith in mankind, which may or may not still be true. The thing is, she says she "walked away from a century of horrors." That sounds like she had a choice. What if that's the misconception? What if she didn't have one?

What if all the magic was spent?

>>81700725
>he even changes the filename trying to cover his tracks

this is really pathetic

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>>81700725
>he didn't even bother using a different image, he just wanted to make as many threads as possible

>>81686716
gadot looks fucking terrible

her alone makes this film fucking garbage from the get go why the hell did they just think fuck it after casting cavill and affleck

>>81690233
Suicide Squad has Batman in it as a cameo (at best), and Superman has only been in a movie and a half. Meanwhile Iron Man had 2 movies and a cameo, and 3 movies with main characters each featuring one of the Avengers apart from IM. Suicide Squad is stand-alone and there's only WW apart from Superman who has her own movie.

DC has decided to rush things and also to try to match Marvel in their output. Like how Suicide Squad was trying to cash in on GotG money or how WW is basically the first Captain America all over again.

>>81701589
Why didn't Peter Jackson establish Gandalf as a character first?

Stop trying to pretend that Marvel invented the only way to tell a story. We're 14 movies in and we've yet to actually get more than a couple.