first chips thread on /tv/ ever incoming

I bet I'd get annoyed hanging out with these two. Not sure who would be worse. Obvious choice is Dax but I think it would actually be Pena

I enjoyed pena in Fury, the movie about furries who are in WW2.

this looks like a redbox-tier one for sure

>Chip Happens

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>We need an approachable mexican guy

Tsss

Shit and chip don't even rhyme

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>>81684654
Hey, what's this?

>>81684654
so which cast member made this thread?

>>81684654
A movie so bad it should destroy careers.

>>81686674
i liked it. why didn't you?

Is this that movie where the two young cops are goofballs?

embarrassingly bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrIEUcaRQsI

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>>81684654
This HAS to be a money laundering scheme. Who the fuck is it supposed to appeal to?

>>81684654
>/tv/ hates this movie because it's an action-comedy about couple of cops who are different but end up becoming friends through overcoming a cliche baddie together
>/tv/ keeps telling me to see The Nice Guys

My friend wants to see this instead of Ghost in the Shell. What the fuck is his problem? Come on I offer him a cyberpunk movie and he decides this is better for him...

>>81689687
>/tv/ hates this movie because it's an action-comedy about couple of cops who are different but end up becoming friends through overcoming a cliche baddie together
or you could have just said cop buddy movie. and no people don't hate it because of that but because it's a shit movie.

>>81684654

I thought this was a netflix movie

>>81684654
>written and directed by Dax Shepard
no wonder it was shit

what was WB thinking?

>>81689687

It's probably not the formula that's entirely bad, it's the quality of the content.

>>81689789
do netflix movies even get a cinematic release or are they just dumped onto their streaming service?
seems kinda depressing if that's the case
>>81689842
>written, directed by and starring Dax Shepard
ftfy

>>81684654
I hate movies where a guy writes directs and stars in it, and then make a the character he plays the perfect nice guy who just want a to help everyone around him, feels too self serving and masturbatory.

>>81689777
i unironically came out of the cinema happier after watching chips than i did ghost in the shell.

>>81689905

>do netflix movies even get a cinematic release

some did and the ones they buy to be award contenders are pushed with very small theatrical releases to qualify for awards

>>81684654
I know nothing about the old show other than what I've seen in parodies, is it any good?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ajvzlGB94

>>81690382

standard case of the week stuff, big pileups, comedic ending

>>81684654
>Actor names aren't lined up with the actors themselves
Why do they do this

>>81684654
The tv version sucked as well.

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>>81691951

Because of billing.

That's it.

>but why don't they take a picture that matches the billing

Because fuck you, that's why.

>>81692014
what is billing

>>81692014
They could have simply mirrored the photo in this case

>>81692014
your spider doesn't afraid of anything?

Looks like they remade Supertroopers for millienials

>Littering and...

>>81692071

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billing_(filmmaking)
>>81692086

That'd just trigger another layer of autists who's whine about how the buildings in the background are wrong

>>81684654
So has anybody seen this? Is it actually bad? The trailer looked ok from what I remember.

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>>81692238

Kristen's tits look amazing

>Kristen Bell may not have performed death-defying stunts for her new role in husband Dax Shepard‘s movie CHiPs — as his character’s wife, fittingly — but she did commit to the part in one very physical way.

>“I was like, ‘My craft deserves it. I gotta do it. I’m a serious actor,’ ” Bell told Seth Meyers Wednesday evening. “I was breastfeeding at the time. I wanted my character to have an aggressive boob job, like it’s the only thing you can think about when you see someone.”

>“So I didn’t pump for a full day,” explains the Veronica Mars alum, 36. “And I said to the kids, ‘Daddy’s making a movie, go to the fridge, the food truck is closed.’ ”

I wish I had the power to make women lactate uncontrollably.

Found out Dax Shepard is uncut, that was something.

>>81692375

>Found out Dax Shepard is uncut

All sloths are.

>>81692238
it's a good kino

>>81692231
I can't imagine mirroring everything except the buildings would take much time

>>81692427

it'd take even less time to not give a fuck about making sure the names and actors match.