>Hey you can't park here! >Uhhh, Keep it!

>>81681599
dumb frogposter

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>"Keep the car around the front."

>"Hey, you can't park here!"
>"I'm a 30-year-old fat autistic virgin who posts images of frogs alongside horrendous posts on an anonymous anime imageboard."
>"Oh, my mistake. Have fun with your carbon monoxide poisoning, sir. I'll make sure not to let any of the other valets bother you in your final moments."

>TAXI!!!
>follow that car
>and keep your distance
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>>81682327
why did you even click on the thread retard

>>81682327
>>"I'm a 30-year-old fat autistic virgin who posts images of frogs alongside horrendous posts on an anonymous anime imageboard."
oh the irony

>>81682400
>FOLLOW THAT CAR
>THERE'S $100 IN IT FOR YOU IF YOU CAN CATCH IT

>>81682452
>"I just spoke with the manager. He'd like me to tell you that he would happily get him and a few of his buddies to discreetly dump your carcass in the river once you've passed. He wants your car in exchange though, although I imagine you won't be needing it anymore in a few minutes. Besides, it's not like anyone will be looking for your body anyway, with you being a frogposter and all."

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>Character throws way too much money at the cashier
>'Keep the change'

>>81682551
>follow that car
>driver does nothing
>character flashes a wad of cash
>Now youre speaking my language
frog picture .webm

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>and your OTHER gun