How many of you are secretly celebrities? Be truthful now.

>>81681452
In a few years.

I'm Taylor Swift.

>>81681452
shatner here, I am that CRAZY uncle!

>>81681452
I'm Angelina Jolie. AMA

>>81681452
Mr. OP, I'm CIA

>>81681452
William Shatner confirmed he browses 4chan on Twitter. What boards does he visit?

>>81681509
/pol/

>>81681566
I bet he browses a shit ton out of /b/ porn threads

I, for one, am not a celebrity *wink wink*

>>81681714
Alright anon, who are you?

>>81681452
i'm gay

guess which celebrity i am

>>81681764
Max Landis

shia here stop trying to fuck with my art projects you virgins

>>81681452
I'm Lucy Liu.

>>81681566
I wonder what he thinks of all the screencaps of George Takei's tweets

You know who I am.

>>81681777
Trips confirms

>>81681467
Please be my gf

I'm Doug Walker, electronic celebrity

>>81681856
How does it feel knowing you're in the best Sherlock Holmes adaptation since Jeremy Brett, but most people are plebs and like Sherlock instead?

>>81681484
Did you and Winona ever "experiment"?

Nicholson here. You kids are perverts.

>>81681484
I make cummies for you every day mommy, when are you going to adopt me!

>>81681452
we already know Paul Dano and deadmau5 browse here

>>81681452
I once saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store.

>>81682093
Do tell

>>81682032
Lucy here. It sucks, but I try not to let it bother me.

>>81681452
I had a small part in an independent movie that hasn't been released, and none of you will probably ever see it. It's not very good, at least the rough cut I saw wasn't. It starred a woman who you've also probably never heard of, but she's married to a guy who used to be very big in Hollywood.

Mr Peter Jackson here. Why do you hate my beloved children - Hobbit movies?

Mike Pence here, heh, you guys are hilarious, didn't know this was an appropriate forum for famous people.

Any quick questions?

>>81682093
Was he holding 3 cokes?

I'm Jeffrey Tambor. Hello everyone.

>>81682262
Who are you?

>>81682277
no he was holding fifteen milky ways

>>81682443
I'm the recently elected Vice President of the United States of America!

Who are you, friend?

>mfw half of /tv really is celebs

>>81682262
Are your electrical superpowers a natural gift or did you somehow gain those powers later in life?

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>>81682497
>Chris Evans and Ben Afleck insult each other's movies anonymously

>>81682503
Well, they're a little of both. I was born with a deep hatred of sexual deviants, and an old plan from Nicky Tesla was used to harness it into electrical devastation.

>>81682488
>elected

I am Trent Reznor
AMA

I'm not Dane Dehaan, of course

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>>81682612
Is there any way I can convince you to be sad and edgy again so your music can be good again?

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>>81681764
Rayan Reynolds.

I'm the dubs guy

>>81682155
Well, at first I couldn't believe it was him, but once I made eye contact I immedietly knew. He quickly noticed my interest and made his way towards me, walking in a brisk waddle-kinda way. I noticed he had a bag of dried beans in his hand and nothing else. I attempted to address him formally, but he cut me off in a abrupt "closing hand" gesture. I stood dumbfounded and at a loss for words.
"You drive?", he suddenly asked me, still making eye contact.
Not sure if he was making a joke or not, I simply blurted out "yes".
He then made the hand gesture again, except this time he followed it with a peculiar quaking sound. It sounded throaty, like some kind of goose, and I noticed his lips barely moved when he made it. At this point I tried to excuse myself, as the awkwardness of the situation was beginning to draw on me. Unfortunately as soon as I opened my mouth he once again made the gesture with the quaking sound. My face was now turning beet red, and I suddenly felt strangely intimidated. Without a second thought I bolted towards the exit. I heard him running after me, quacking sounds and all. Suddenly feeling for my life, I started into a full-on sprint. Almost at the exit, I turned and saw Gosling at my heels, gesturing with both hands while quaking violently. The last thing I remember passing through the exit and onto the street is the feeling of pebbly beans bouncing off of my back body. I sprinted away, but it seemed he gave up the chase at the doors. Once I got home I took off my jacket, only to jump up startled as If I had just seen a ungodly spider crawling across the floor; it was a stray bean that had caught in my hem and fallen out to the floor. I tried planting the bean, but for some reason it never grew.

>>81681764
Fucking all of them?

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>yfw at least one of these is genuine

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>>81682222
ohh myyy gawd

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>>81682966
wew

>>81681452
James Woods here 1488

>>81682497

>cunnyposters are the actual photographers

I used to hang out this one tube synch site and their was one used who would never under any circumstances post pictures of himself or get on webcam with us and then later drunkenly claimed he was a B-level celeb who had been in HUGE movie around 2012.

>>81682222
peter your movies are midget shit - kill yourself

>>81681452
I'm a b list internet celebrity

>>81683090
I actually believe this post. James Woods is based AF and he probably posts on /pol/ daily

>>81683340
i believe this because an internet "celebrity" would indeed consider themselves b-list when they're not even on... the waiting list? ecelebs btfo

>>81682071
>deadmau5
>celebrity

>>81683486
Well he's a chantard turned "celebrity", still counts.

I am really famous irl ama

Louis CK here. The cuck stuff is just an act, I'm actually pretty alt-right.

>>81683556
Which guy are you?

>>81683599
Not a guy. Why are you guys obsessing over my neck? You know it's not normal, right?

>>81683665
Roastie GTFO

Hi, my name's steven

>>81683732
did you snatch them

>>81683732
Heh heh, old Stevey King posting here as usual.

Looking forward to the new IT!

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>>81683804
I'm not that Steve King, I'm the other one.

>>81684030
Stop making Rick and Morty threads you fuck!

I am

>>81681764
ryan seacrest?

>>81683804
I'm the plus size one

>>81681467
Taylor used to post on /b/ seven or 8 years ago. Wouldn't shock me if she was still using 4chan.

>>81681566
Shatner's Jewish. He'd be incapable of /pol/

>>81681845
I wonder how many adults in the industry played with Shia's pee pee before he was fifteen. I'll bet the number's higher than three.

>>81683385
James Woods has always been a god among men.

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>>81681452

Im Oliver Graves, Im a not famous comedian, but I have been in talks with some TV studios about potential prospects.

>>81682032
>best Sherlock Holmes adaptation since Jeremy Brett
Fucking, thank you!

Timestamp with a part of your nice house in the background or gtfo

no joke i am ACTUALLY Samuel L Jackson
AMA

>>81681764
Travolta?

>>81681509
/tv/ /b/ /pol/ and /lit/

>>81681764
Milo is that you?

I'm Michelle Obama.

I'm browsing 4chan on my Blackberry while I nibble on celery sticks in my kitchen.

Ask Me Averything

>>81685392
How many white women have you fucked?

I almost believe some of these.

>>81685551
Niggers and faggots are not welcomed here moochell

>>81681452
Christian Bale here, check these

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>>81685900
Damn

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>>81685900
Welcome home.

>>81685572
just 1...
your mum

>>81681467
plz be my ai gf