Mark Hamill REALLY hates Disney's Star Wars

>>81679271
why are you spending your saturday night doing this?

>>81679491
>mfw this guy is actually okay with the way Disney are handling things

Didn't his jew overlords explain to him it's all about merchandising?

>>81679491
Why are you spending yours replying to him?

>>81679271
The point he's making in the first video makes me hate the movie even more.

>>81679271
oh mark
we don't deserve you

>>81679618
ikr, also Mark had an idea of Luke appearing in the forest scene and catching the lightsaber and not Rey as he states in the second video.

Makes me really wish Mark directed the movie and not JJ.

Also yeah, his point about Leia and Luke witnessing Han die would have made me cry. As a fan who grew up on Star Wars, I did not cry at all when Han died in TFA. I just had a very sick feeling in my gut.

Is JJ even able to do emotion? There wasn't even any memorable scene for Han.

I really do hope more people begin to understand how such a piece of shit the force awakens is.

No doubt when Mark is finished being in these films, he will continue to state how angry he is with what Disney and JJ have done to Star Wars.

>>81679537
it's better than the prequels by a country fucking mile objectively

>>81679754
"objectively"

>>81679754
t. disnedditor

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>>81679754
>objectively

>>81679754
While true, meaningless

Because he's /ourguy/. He knew the movies would be stinky piles of trash.

>>81679271

The title of the first video is ridiculously misleading

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>>81679491
>>81679754

>>81679491

A FUCKING TREE!

>>81679754
>From my point of view the prequels are evil

ROTS is the best movie in the series though

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>>81679271
>tfw even Harrison Ford couldn't even defend nustar wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMIECU0sK8

>>81679888

I basically assume all information I read is clickbait or something taken out of context until I look at the thing myself at this stage.

God I fucking hate Kathleen Kennedy. What a smug bitch.

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>>81679987
>what the fuck am I doing here
>who is this sissy
>where's my paycheck

>>81679271
I get what he's saying in the first video, but he's under the mistaken impression that luke and leia are the main characters.

Because mark is a fellow autist

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>>81679754
Nope. The Phantom Menace will always hold a special place in my heart. Love that one to bits. The Force Awakens is nothing compared to that.

>>81679987
to be fair though, I doubt he would have defended old star wars aswell.

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>>81679987
>>81680087
Star Wars is a Skywalker story. Deal with it

At least Rey is fucking hot. her and kyo are the only things this new trilogy has going for it.

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>>81679963

>People are defending the prequels.

Am I taking crazy pills? Or has this whole ironic hipster thing come full circle where you all now actually like things that were always hated?

>>81680208
you're right, that's why rey is the main character.

>>81680208

>8 seconds in

HAHAHAHAHA

>>81680087
Like really isn't the main character, but don't you think its a missed opportunity to have Leia and Luke share this really emotional scene?

The original scene hardly makes sense anyways, Finn and Rey are all sad for a man they knew for probably a couple days.

The other scene is fucking weird too, Leia goes and hugs fucking Rey, not Chewie? What the fuck? It's forced emotional manipulation while Luke and Leia comes more naturally.

>>81680208
That fucking face top kek

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>>81679271
>"You guys I have a very bad feeling about this"

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>>81680219
>Rey is fucking hot
>her and kylo are the only things going for it

Holy fuck.
First, I'm not gonna poke the Kylo beehive because apparently he's a /tv/ favourite, but Rey is by far the worst Star Wars character to ever be made. Yes, worse than Jar-Jar.

She's supposed to be a relatable character in her struggle, but she has no struggle. There is no problem she can't solve. She's a cunt to pretty much everyone she meets. It doesn't help her case when she has the worst dialogue delivery and most annoying, singular facial expression of surprised fish mouth. Don't even get me started on how she's the biggest MaRey Sue to taint cinema. She's pure anti-kino, in all ways.

And """she""" is the ugliest actress in any Star Wars movie. Looks like a man. Probably is one too, she is infertile.

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>>81680239
>>81680285

>>81679754
I like it but it's not /that/ much better than Revenge of the Sith.

>>81680268
>Like really isn't the main character, but don't you think its a missed opportunity to have Leia and Luke share this really emotional scene?
yes

>The original scene hardly makes sense anyways, Finn and Rey are all sad for a man they knew for probably a couple days.
I mean, it doesn't make sense in real life, but in context of movies where people literally fall in love over minutes, I get it. If the movie had the benefit of being 6 hours long, they can establish a strong connection, but for the 2 or so hours given, it did an OK job of establishing that the characters cared for each other. In movie time, a couple of days is enough to care about someone

>The other scene is fucking weird too, Leia goes and hugs fucking Rey, not Chewie? What the fuck? It's forced emotional manipulation while Luke and Leia comes more naturally.
you're right. Either way, the current narrative didn't allow for it. It wouldn't make sense for an out of shape on the verge of death leia to be running around in dangerous situations.

>>81679963
I always liked it. It's not ironic or hipster or anything. It was a cool movie if you like Star Wars.

>>81680140
>Nope. The Phantom Menace will always hold a special place in my heart.

Just because you have fond memories of seeing it with dad when you were 4 doesn't mean the movie isn't a steaming pile of shit

>>81680383
>And """she""" is the ugliest actress in any Star Wars movie.
I disagree.

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>>81680383
>Rey is by far the worst Star Wars character to ever be made. Yes, worse than Jar-Jar.
I agree

But come on in all seriousness, Kylo is actually by far the best thing about Disney Wars. But that's not saying much

>>81680221
>defending the nuquels
fuck off disney shill

>>81680491
Name one actress in a SW movie whose uglier.

Pro tip: You can't.

>>81680482
The Phantom Menace is miles better than Force Awakens any day

>>81680500
>you will never have your face crushed between Rey's sweaty asscheeks

>>81680383

Give her a break. This is a young girls big break. Can you imagine being that actress and being selected to star in the new Star Wars? Her character is going through all kinds of challenges in the story. She's not a Mary SUE whatever the fuck that is. Don't be Jealous that you're not her.

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>>81680221
Because tfa and the nustar wars plot is such a gigantic piece of garbage that it made us double think the Prequels.

>>81680221
>People are defending the prequels.
You must be new to /tv/

>>81679271
>Lucas made $5 billion off Star Wars
>Mark Hamill, the lead, is only worth $6 million
wow they fucked him over

>>81680500
I like him more in concept than anything we've seen so far. Right now he's just Anakin from Sith dressed up like Darth Revan with none of the skills.

>>81680519
The one from rogue one gives some competition.

>>81680544
>GIVE HER A BREAK LMAO
>SHE'S ONLY GETTING PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO STARE AT PEOPLE AWKWARDLY AND CRINGELY YELL AT THEM
>SHES NOT A MAREY SUE EVEN THOUGH LITERALLY EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS MARY SUE

Your waifu is shit kid.

>>81679987
that sinister George smile.

>>81679491
>Dude you should be out fucking some disease ridden slut lmao!

Fuck off d.egenerate!

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>>81680582
>I like him more in concept than anything we've seen so far.
I agree. The horrible edited cut of Force Awakens ruined Kylo but you actually begin to like him more if you read the TFA novel because it explains more about him and some of his past before events of the movie.

>>81680505
>He disagrees with X so he must support Y

Please finish high school before posting.

>>81680590
I'd say Felicity Jones is slightly more attractive. Still rat-faced, but a feminine rat. It's close though, don't get me wrong.

>>81680591
Most likely she isn't being paid millions. But she deserves as much as she can get, don't you think?

her ability to do things that seem above and beyond are a plot device to show that she is exceptional. That's why the story is about her instead of some random death star secretary.

I don't know what the fuck a waifu is. sounds like something I would eat for breakfast though.

>>81679271
>some vague shit
>I hate these movies because I'm an easily coerced moron who got pressured into pretending to like the prequels, I bet Mark Hamill is too.
This board is full of retards.

>>81680570
why is he entitled to more? He's just an actor and he got paid for his work. If him and his people didn't work out a deal to own a piece of the movie, "they" didn't fuck him over.

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>>81680544
Any girl who has to suck an exec's dick to get a job shouldn't be respected
Not saying this actually happened but... who knows considering she was a whore as a kid.

>>81679754
i like how this is the main defence of TFA

>>81680208
He was high as fuck at this one.

Harrison Ford had two passions, small aircraft and weed.

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>>81680683
>"We need to cast a girl who can be a role model to females"
>first role she does is play a dead corpse

>>81680675
Iron man?

>>81680705
this boards main defense of bvs is that it's better than marvel movies so

>>81680544
> She's not a Mary SUE whatever the fuck that is.

OP's pic explains that she is a massive mary sue. Google what that term means and go back and take a look at OP's pic. It outlines it perfectly.

>>81680683

You wouldn't suck a dick to the star of a new Star Wars trilogy?

>>81680570
Its not Georges fault that Mark isn't a good enough actor to sustain himself after all these years. Also im sure if he wasn't so desperate for that moolah, he could of milked Disney for a lot more than he probably bargained for.

>>81680654
>she deserves anything she gets
No she doesn't. She doesn't deserve even a couple hundred for that role. In fact, money should come out of her pocket to pay the audience for suffering her terrible acting.
>to show she's exceptional
Because no movie has ever shown an exceptional character with them still facial trials and tribulations that beat them down. You know, room for growth? Luke is exceptional in IV but he can't do anything really besides fly. Rey can do LITERALLY EVERYTHING. There's no reason to care because you know without a shadow of a doubt any problem that arises she can fix. That's the DEFINITION OF A MARY SUE.

Fuck Rey. I can't believe there's Rey-apologists outside of /Tumblr/.

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>>81680738
>first role she does is play a dead corpse
I can only image those poor horny boys who go online to look up Daisy pics after seeing TFA and they come across this...

HOW SAD

>>81680683
>>81680738
This was her as a kid? So, was she some sort of slut stacey or something? Or a massive semen demon?

>>81680751

The mary sue argument is null. it's meaningless. You can go as far to say every fantasy hero character is a mary sue.

One day you'll become an adult and understand life don't worry.

>>81679271

Mark Hamill is the new Orson Welles. Look at that motherfucker.

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>>81680790
>So, was she some sort of slut stacey or something? Or a massive semen demon?
You decide

>mfw Carrie Fisher gave Daisy advice after filming TFA to not have any men take advantage of her since she is the new Star Wars girl now
Too late I guess

Hopefully she doesn't do drugs

>Carrie Fisher didnt even like that at the end she hugs Rei, instead of Chewbacca, who just saw his best friend die

>>81679271
>caring this much about a Buck Rogers homage intended for kids

>>81679271

>Should Jedi Be Denied The Franchise?

>>81680816
>You can go as far to say every fantasy hero character is a mary sue.

Nope. If they are they're trash. Every character from star wars weren't powreful just beause, they trained their whole lives and grew in character. Rey just literally knows how to use the force even though she's from a literal who planet and an orphan. On top of that, she can beat a SITH Apprentice in a duel.

Anyone who thinks rey is anything but a mary sue are really using them mental gymnastics.

>>81680816
You can't argue that with every character because it simply isn't true. Frodo isn't a Mary Sue, he isn't even all that great at the one thing he was supposed to be really good for which was resisting the One Ring's temptation.

>>81680816
>The mary sue argument is null. it's meaningless.
So a girl who lives out in a desert can speak droid, knows everything about Luke, Han, knows how to fly a ship she has never flown before, knows how to mind trick, doesn't need any training and can defeat a Sith with a lightsaber...

>"NAH THE MARY SUE ARGUMENT IS MEANGINLESS"

Even Mark Hamill states that he is annoyed that Rey can use a lightsaber before doing any training as he said in an interview "HOW CAN REY USE A LIGHTSABER WHEN SHE HASN'T GONE TO DAGOBAH FOR TRAINING!?"

>>81680816
>is able to fly the Millennium Falcon and repair it better than Han Solo
>is able to beat down a group of guys with a stick, kill dozens of Stormtroopers with a blaster she just picked up but they've been training with their entire lives
>can suddenly use Force mind tricks a few hours after she learns the Force is even a thing
>is able to wield a lightsaber
>is able to beat a Sith acolyte in combat who was trained by Luke FUCKING Skywalker, then WIPED OUT HIS JEDI ORDER
>is immediately trusted by the Resistance, takes their best ship and goes to meet Luke which they've been trying to do THIS ENTIRE TIME, instead of his SISTER GOING
>all of this from someone who had ZERO TRAINING WHO LIVED ON A FUCKING BACKWARDS NOWHERE PLANET

>b-b-b-b-but she's not a Mary Sue!

>>81680767
what the hell are you talking about? Rey was abandoned and left to survive on her own. Luke was adopted by his aunt and uncle.

You need to rewatch every star wars movie 3 times immediately. Luke went from crying about going to tosche station to being trained by Obi Wan in less than an hour.

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>>81680905
If it wasn't for Sam, Frodo wouldn't have succeeded in destroying the ring

Also Frodo got captured by a giant Spider and was almost killed.

Sam is the true hero

>>81680842
>Carrie Fisher gave Daisy advice after filming TFA to not have any men take advantage of her since she is the new Star Wars girl now

Wait what? Source?

>>81680962
You know google isn't so hard but I am nice so here you go:
>Carrie Fisher's advice to 'Force Awakens' lead: 'I’ve told Daisy not to go through the crew like wildfire'

http://www.torontosun.com/2016/07/17/star-wars-carrie-fisher-advice-to-new-force-awaken-star-ive-told-daisy-not-to-go-through-the-crew-like-wildfire

>>81680482
Dude. He has an opinion. Why are you trying to force your own onto him? Like him, I have fond memories of TPM as well. And I also think the movie is miles better than The Force Awakens and I didn't mind TFA at all.

>>81680905

nah, i'm supposed to believe a hobbit can save the entire world because he's just that good.

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>>81680994
>'I’ve told Daisy not to go through the crew like wildfire'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>81680960
>mfw aunty is friends with Disney exec and she told me Disney is working on buying the rights and making a Silmarillion movie

You guys are going to be veerrrryyy mad in 9 months.

>>81679754
Correct, but it's not saying much, Anyone who says otherwise though is a memer.

>>81680221
At least the precuel tried to do different things, instead of copying the plot of the original movies.

you guys need to leave Daisy alone. She's actually pretty great.

and being super cute doesn't hurt. ^_^

>>81680953
What the fuck are you talking about? What does family shit have to do with anything?

But you're right. Luke actually GETS TRAINING. And STILL can't do shit besides flying an X-Wing. He can't fight with a lightsaber until after WEEKS of training by THE GREATEST JEDI OF ALL TIME. Then he LOOSES. TO A GUY WHO WAS HOLDING BACK.

Rey gets NO TRAINING AND BEATS KYLO IN 30 SECONDS.

You're literally fucking retarded if you think Luke is as bad, holy fuck.

>>81681061
Go to bed, Daisy.

>>81680654
How much are you being paid by Disney? seriously how much? I would love to work as a shill if they pay enough.

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>>81681061

>>81681061
>^_^

Fucking kill yourself and stay on plebbit.

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>>81681036
>It's a Disney exec threatens Viggo with a lawsuit if he doesn't reprise his role as Aragorn
Oh wait, since Disney are making it they won't want to have male leads anyway right? And it will be filled with diversity which makes no sense because Middle Earth is meant to be England many years in the past

>>81681067

Some nobody from dagobah destroyed the death star. Why? Because he is special. LUKE is special.

Guess what? So Rey. Once we find out more about her we will realise why even more. Sounds like you forget just how powerful the force really is?

Don't underestimate the force.

>>81680500
Gotta give her credit, she does do a smug look well.

>>81681076
>>81681100
i mean to be fair, daisy isn't to blame for shitty writing. for fuck's sake, they wouldn't let mark hamill get his story ideas in, what, you think they're going to let daisy do whatever the fuck she wants with her character? no way, that's like blaming the waitress that you're food is overcooked instead of the chef.

>>81681061
She's a whore, tho.

>>81680552
No. No it didn't.

>>81681036
After what was done to LOTR and the hobbit the rights for the silmarillion will go with christopher to his grave. He's said as much

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>>81681098

I get to smell Daisy's panties after she's been working on set all day.

>>81680960
That's retarded. If Frodo died or left and Sam got the ring he'd just turn around right back home. Sam was loyal to Frodo but had little sense of responsibility when it came to saving the world. Sam nobly demonstrates friendship and bravery, but Frodo, the volunteer for taking the ring, is the true hero.

>>81681026
He wasn't that good though, his only skill was sneaking past a few things, perseverance, and a sense of duty. He gets wrecked in every physical fight he's in, acts like a dick to Sam at one point which almost gets him killed, and fell to the ring's temptations at the end.

>>81680994
That sounds more like
>Don't be a whore
than
>SLAY QUEEN YAAAAASSSSSSS

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>>81681117
>silmarillion
>aragorn

>>81680570
He's fine. He's been playing the Joker for what...20 years? probably more. Plus he should get a check in the mail every week from royalty's. People forget that actors get paid for using their likeness in toys, video games, cartoons and such, and since he's Luke Skywalker, that's a lot of toys with his face on em.

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>>81681153
>trying this fucking hard to defend a pathetic, feminism-pandering Mary Sue who can do no wrong
>trying to compare her to a guy who got his family killed, got his hand chopped off and tortured by Force lightning and wasn't even the one who killed the big bad in the end
>muh Force

Here's your last (You), Disney-shill. Go jerk off to Daisy's feminine penis and come back to 4chan when you're 18.

>>81681192
It isn't, though. Trust me.

>>81681184
Well, obviously not you, mickey.

>>81681232
>silmarillion
What is a silmarillion then?

>>81681100

Why are redditors like you so easy to spot??

>>81681239
>Trust me
nope

>>81681158
She is to blame for her shitty facial acting and dialogue delivery, Daisy-fag.

>>81681213

Frodo was given the one ring to rule them all. He didn't even have to TRY having that

>>81679987
JJ is really fucking all this up. I didn't give a shit when Han died. IT was so obvious and lame when it did. Why would rey care. Exact same timing as the obiwan scene wihtout any of the emotion.

Hamill should have directed and George written something. The prequels were atleast original. George can't do dialogue but everythign else was bettter than FA

>>81680529
>>81681004
You are entitled to an opinion, that doesn't mean your opinion is valid or that it's immune from criticism

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>>81681267
>it's another one of those "trust me guys I'm not a redditor the one calling me one is!" posts

>>81681296
i won't defend that, but it is also partly the fault of the director. jj was shit with directing the actors in this movie, i saw some review where you can see finn just fucking around in the sand with his fingers in between shots like he's a bored kid.

>>81681280
That's ok. You don't have to believe me.

>>81679537
This. Based whistle blower poster

>>81679707
>ikr, also Mark had an idea of Luke appearing in the forest scene and catching the lightsaber and not Rey as he states in the second video.

to be fair that would have been absolutely retarded and wouldn't have made any sense

I'm glad fanboys and powerlevelfags don't actually write or direct these movies

>>81681296

what the hell is wrong with her face? I've seen EP VII at least 5 or 6 times and her acting hasn't put me off once. In fact it's down right adorable ^_^

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>>81681263
A massive war between Saurons boss and a bunch of Angels, with elves and a few humans doing all sorts of crazy shit.
Full of prideful mistakes, incest, epic betrayals and all that shit that GRRM faggots pretend he invented.

>>81679754
Do you understand what an extremely low bar you are setting by comparing a movie favourably to the star wars prequels?

>>81681341
Of course it's partially (((JJ)))'s fault but it doesn't excuse her shit talent. They're both responsible for ruining TFA.

>>81681343
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.

>>81679491
>implying we have lives

Why are you here?
Me?
I'm am alcoholic.

>>81681388

All Star War is good bud.

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>>81681371
Damn, you actually had me for awhile until you said you watched the Farce Engorges 6 times.

Well played sir.

>>81681192

But whats wrong with LOTR?

>>81681403
(you)

>>81681378
>Full of prideful mistakes, incest, epic betrayals and all that shit that GRRM faggots pretend he invented.
Well then Disney should stay away from it

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>>81681369
It could easily have been worked into the movie.
>lots planets destroyed
>luke feels disturbance in force like obi wan did
>luke makes his way to leia
>she send him to save the gang
>have an actual trained jedi beating emo sith instead of a mary sue

It would've been far better.

>>81681423

I've seen Blade Runner over 300 times. 6 times isn't shit. What do you watch every night?

>>81679987

It's always hilarious to me seeing all these spergs waving lightsabers as they always seem unaware of how little the actors they idolize care about this shit

>>81681437
If that scene happened the whole movie would be redeemed. But instead they reduced Luke to a sad-looking old fart on a mountain saying nothing. Pathetic.

>>81681302
What? He was given it at the start but then had the chance to leave it all behind at the Council of Elrond. Instead he volunteered to carry it the rest of the way despite getting hunted by servants of Sauron and getting stabbed by a ghostblade just to take it that far.

>>81679963
Ease up Sailor, Its the best out of the prequals but thats about it

>>81681369
You act as if this steaming pile of shit was actually good.

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>>81681473
Not the Force Awakens, but I'm gonna stop giving you (You)s because I'm bored of talking to baiters. Adios amigo.

>>81681193
lol never liked this bitch but something about her frumpy body and goofy teeth makes me think she's ok. Prob just a slut but i want to believe.

>>81679271
He tried to set people up for a surprise, when he was interrupted by a business woman whose sole interest is obviously milk the Star Wars saga until is barely recognizable. And she made absolutely clear they will try to ruin every surprise before you get to the theater.

>>81679987
Harrison Ford's attitude about all this made it obvious that Han was going to die

>>81681117
>Silmarillion
>needing to reprise the role of Aragorn
You done goofed

>>81681483

The council decided to give the ring to a hobbit? LOL yeah that's believable.

Reminder that Lucas gave them a bunch of material to use or jot use and they dumped it all to do their OC donut steel Mary Sue bullshit too

They've upset literally everyone except millennials (who will generally suck off anything that has enough marketing and spend more time getting hyped for a film than they will remembering it fondly) and they had so many opportunities not to do that.

>>81681524

you didn't answer the question. don't be a pussy YOU

>>81681544
anon you're being fascetious to me

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>>81681153
Holy shit you're hilarious. This is sad too and I feel bad for you while I laugh at your face.

>>81680816
>You can go as far to say every fantasy hero character is a mary sue.

No, you can't

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>>81681436
Well the Silmarillion contains a lot of content.
They could pick any number of more family friendly stories.
In fact, there's a story that would titillate their race mixing agenda.

The story of Beren & Luthien.
>elf and man fall in love
>elfs dad doesnt like race mixing
>gives man impossible task (steal silmarillion)
>man and elf work together to complete task on epic adventure
>man dies whilst doing task
>woman pleads with angels to give him life again
>happily ever after

Pretty much perfect innit?

>>81681036
Why 9 months?

>>81681560

reminder there is an entire extended universe you can read too. Who gives a fuck. This is Daisy's show now. Let's give her the attention she deserves.

>>81681396
i still wouldn't put so much of the blame on her, the writing and characters of tfa are what ruined the movie for me, not the acting. and again, that's a director's choice. i've been on film sets (kind of), the director decides what takes to keep and tells the actors what they should or shouldn't be doing. jj saw bad takes and decided to keep them, that's his fault. you'd be surprised how many bad takes you get from really passionate and talented actors. not saying daisy is one, but i'm saying she could have been good if jj was a competent actor director.

>>81679754
Pod Racing > Another Death Star

>>81681437
>reeeee why is TFA just a safe rehash of ANH
>reeeee why did they develop their new protagonist instead of shoehorning Luke in?

>>81681026

Did you miss the part where Frodo failed at the end you complete fucking faggot?

>>81681324
Same goes to you, anon. You hate TPM and I like it. Agree to disagree and move on. No need to project your views everywhere

>>81679987
Part time

>>81681618
>contains content
What?

Otherwise, what you describe somewhat happened in LOTR already, Elrond didn't seem to approve Aragorn at first.

>>81681654

who you calling a fagot? you wish you're dick was as big as a micro penis you slit boy

>>81681626
>attention she deserves.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

>>81681626
>Let's give her the attention she deserves.
>she deserves.
>she deserves.

>>81681626

>Let's give her the attention she deserves.

But shes a shit actress. You're probably blinded by her accent

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>>81681653
>develop a new protaganist
>develop protagonist
>rey
>developed
>at all
>by that shitty scene

She would've been more developed if, after a full movie of her being a mary sue, she was finally put in her place by someone with ACTUAL TRAINING.

>>81681626
reminder theres a xenomorph behind this post

>>81680221
The prequels definitely weren't all bad. They had a lot of things going for them. I think my favorite part is how badly the Jedi understood what Anakin bringing balance to the force would mean: their destruction. They might've had some stupid moments but they are miles ahead of TFA.

star wars is shit

>>81681722

blinded by her charm when she loves bb8 as much as me :()

>>81681728
>she was finally put in her place by someone with ACTUAL TRAINING.

It's not about training or power levels you faggot, that's the point, stop being a prequelbabby/videogamefag who thinks the Force is a literal skill tree governed by experience points

reminder that Luke beat Darth Vader with about two weeks of training total. And no, he didn't go back to Dagobah in-between ESB and RotJ.

>>81680383
BASED

>>81681753

they were fine except everybody was under too much pressure to live up to the original trilogy.

>>81679537
>yfw no face

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>>81681694
>love story about the first relationship between a men and elf and the hard tasks they had to overcome for it to happen is identical to lotr

Are you retarded?

Also, Elrond wasn't a full elf himself.
He had no problem with Aragorn being a man, he had a problem with him having a finite lifespan.

>>81681653

>not having a deus ex with luke coming in to save her life
>having he know he is someone she should train with by demonstration of his skill/wisdom

>>81681771
It is, you fucking disneyfag. Luke had to train with a lightsaber, while rey never touched on in her life. Luke had to train for weeks/months with Yoda to master the force.

>>81681626
Or I'll give her the attention she's earned.

Near to none.

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>>81681771
>sword fighting isnt about training
>using abilities isnt about training
>training is only used in context of skill trees
>luke only trained for two weeks during the timeskip

Could you BE any more retarded?

>>81681154
she's charismatic as fuck

>>81680738
*PAKISTINIED*

>>81679271
He might as well say everything, what the fuck are they going to do? He's Luke Fucking Skywalker. They've got him slated at LEAST for eps 8&9, and they're not going to replace him.

>>81681771
>stop being a prequelbabby/videogamefag who thinks the Force is a literal skill tree governed by experience points

That's not from the prequels. Yoda said Luke didn't have enough training to defeat Vader and he was right. Lots of people have aptitude in different ares but if they don't hone those skills they will be surpassed by people with training

>>81680842
how does partying with some friends and smoking make her a slut?

did you have no friends in hs? this is tame af behavior

Based on the videos I think they've realised how hard they fucked up with TFA and the next should hopefully contain more luke

>>81681840
>Luke had to train with a lightsaber

He never touched one during Yoda's training. The training wasn't about leveling up his melee skills, it was being able to communicate with the Force and learning to let go of the physical world to let the Force act through you.

Kylo is incapable of doing this because of his own self-loathing and doubt in his own cause combined with his instability after killing his dad. This is why he loses.

>Luke had to train for weeks/months with Yoda to master the force.

He was there for maybe a week, not that much time passes in ESB.

>>81681922
You're on a board full of virgins in their 20s

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>>81679754
(You)

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>>81681978
>>81681922
You don't have to be a virgin to disprove of such degeneracy.

>>81681941
He had to use one with Obi. After he died, he used it to train by himself. Hence why he was able to use it in ESB(with little effect with Vader). Than he went to train with the force and combat with Yoda, which is why he came back more prepared.

>>81680544
Guaranteed replies

>>81680544
>>81680654
Go to sleep Mickey.

>>81680500
I liked Fin and Poe more than Rey.

>>81680842
>smoker
DROPPED

>>81680221
>Or has this whole ironic hipster thing come full circle where you all now actually like things that were always hated?

That's how hipsters behave. They always hate what is popular currently even if it means having to pretend to like something else that is trash.

Kind of like liberals who used to say George W Bush was Satan incarnate but now claim they love him compared to Trump.

Disney's Star Wars feels so emotionless and hollow. Nothing from it can match the emotion you can feel in this music.

https://youtu.be/2uk7mTx7dtE

>>81680221
A few explanations:
>hipsters
>people who grew up on the prequels
>people who rewatched them after TFA

I'd say that TFA is a more entertaining film start to finish than Episodes I & II, but all or the prequels were still more inspired than TFA. It's honestly one of the most safe, over-produced movies I've seen in a long time--maybe ever. The prequels, however, were still part of man's grand vision, despite all their flaws.

>>81679754
Put me in the screencap (you)farmer.

>>81681043
More like anyone who says it is an RLMlet.

>>81682664
The prequels had fucking great music. Everything in 7 was so forgettable.

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>>81682664
Sure, but the only thing that comes to my mind when I hear that is image related.

>>81682664
No joke I think EP3 has the strongest soundtrack out of all the films. Not as many memorable songs, but it's strength to strength all the way through which results in a narrative rich sound and is just fantastic to listen to from start to end.

I was so disappointed with TFAs soundtrack as it had a couple of good songs but most was surprisingly generic.

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>>81682915
They are building speed

>>81682976
John Williams is old and TFA didn't have Lucas there to guide and help Williams along, as he did for the prequels. Big difference and it shows in the resulting soundtrack. I wouldn't say JJ or John Williams didn't give a shit, but there is a clear disconnect

>>81682999
But Anakin still pressed the jump button even though Obi Wan warned him.

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>>81682915
>reddit fags clinging onto a 2 second loop to 'prove' that an entire movie is bad

>>81679754
Muh bland nostalgia better than the trilogy that was terrible, but had some good parts and ideas within them and let's not pretend that Episode III wasn't better than TFA, RO and ROTJ combined. Fuck you and everything you stand for, shill.

>>81681771
I'm almost sure that Luke lost both times he went against Vader, first he lost an arm then he was tortured. He really didnt do anything besides carry Vader's helmet and body to the fire.

>>81682915
>what is a feint
Kind of hard to hit your enemy when he can read the future. That's the entire point of those duels, you're fighting someone who knows your next move so you have to make your moves as convoluted as possible to fuck with him

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>>81679754
>mom, i did it again

>>81683160
>implying reddit
My issue is that battle like Yoda taking on Dooku in EP2 was kind of ruined by dumb dialogue and some strange scenes.

>>81680960
If it wasnt for Old Bill Sam would have gotten eaten by the guant squid at the doors to Moria.

Also Sam is fat and stupid hobitses.

Old Bill, the donkey, is the true hero.

kys son.

>>81680208
This poor guy cannot comprehend all these peoples giving so many fucks about a character.

Stop and think about it because we've all met people like Harrison Ford. The dude was a fucking handy man before becoming an actor. This is the kind of guy who spends his days working with tools, building/fixing shit. The kind who comes home, cracks open a beer, and watches sports. Yeah he became an actor and his livelihood changed. But that doesn't mean he understands the fan base. It baffles him. Grown men giving this much attention to fictitious shit. The fan base looks like children to him.

>>81680628
No, you're a fag. Felicity is hot as fuck and Daisy is a literal goblin with a foot tattoo.

>>81683417
It's not that hard to understand. Apply how you feel about the team you support to a character in a movie and it's a similar thing. He should be able to do at least that and I think he has but just doesn't give a fuck anyway.

>>81683483
But people like him can't/don't.
I have family members and friends like him.
You'd have a easier time convincing them wrestling is real because at least those guys are just live action stunt men.

>>81683125

an a press is an a press. You cant say is only a half.

>>81680208
Narater had an annoying as fuck voice though. His laugh was even worse.

>>81679271
AHAHAHAHAHHA STAR SHIT IS SO FUCKED

>>81683483
He can equate the feeling to whatever he wants, but he'll never understand the love for Star Wars specifically.

>>81679271
>kathleen kennedy

Fuck the kennedys, they're all rotten

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Lmao he's making the most of it.

Disney need to wheel him out to promote the film for more shekels but he ends up redpilling the audience like a drunk uncle at Christmas dinner.

>>81679271
Mark is my spirit animal

>>81681941
you know, if you have a long-running series, it kind of cuts out all the tension when your hero beats the shit out of the antagonist in their first meeting, easily.

Like why bother watching 12 other movies when we already know what's gonna happen. He's a lame duck already.

>>81681184
I'm with you, but yes, there are a lot of people that actually think that The Phantom menace wasn't that bad. If JJ or any of the hacks involved had a soul they would at least reconsidered the amount of shit decisions they are taking in light of people almost retracting and thinking the prequels weren't that bad because they made this huge stinking turd.

>>81683858
>it turns out the entire point of the trilogy is to showcase kylo's rise to power in order to defeat the hilariously overpowered rey and restore order to the galaxy
>kylo's fight against rey is meant to mirror the luke/vader fight, only he's the luke standin because he's actually a skywalker
that would make it all worth it honestly

>>81680221
No it's simple, 7 was so bad, it made everyone see the prequels through a different lense. You can clearly see what George Lucas contributed.

If 7 had been good it would be different.

>>81683918
Basically, the prequels are shit made by someone who cared. TFA was shit made by someone who didn't care.

>>81683914
I still believe this is what's going to happen. The latest poster even hints at Rey going dark because of the saber turning red and if there's one thing people love it's a tragic hero which Ben would fit perfectly.

>>81679271
nah hes just pissed off that they cut his scenes in the force awakens, he'll probably change his mind about the last jedi

>>81679987
I'm surprised Ford even gave enough of a shit to appear at a Star Wars con.

>>81683417
I feel bad for him. The guy has been in so many iconic roles yet pretty much everyone really only focuses on one he did back in the 70s and maybe Indiana Jones.

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>>81679754
>better than the prequels

>>>>some super bitch that couldn't open a fucking pickle jar without a man near by is the "hero"

Did they take the dick with the balls, or did they at least leave you with that, eunuch?

>>81682664
Ep3 is a masterpiece compared to Disney Marvel Wars.

Mark Hamills punishment for attempting to stump the Trump will be to grow old watching Disney pump out focus-grouped Star Wars sludge at the rate of one movie per year from now until eternity.

>>81679987
>Some beta nu-male faggot interviewer acting like a 13 year old boy

Yea, I can see why Harrison was disgusted by the whole affair.

>>81683918
>You can clearly see what George Lucas contributed.
A terrible fucking story is all he gave us.

>he didnt come to terms with the fact that disney starwars movies were going to be irredeemable shit after seeing tfa and what they did with marvel franchises
Its like you want to hurt yourself.

>>81680570
How can a man live off of 6 million alone?

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>underage redditors defending the prequels
Stay around 4chan long enough assuming hiroshimoot doesn't run this thing into the ground and you'll be shitposting with children defending the new faggy movies too, except they'll at least have half a leg to stand on considering the script and direction have at least a little competence.

>>81684268
Nah, the basic outline of the story isn't that bad. With the Clone Wars TV show, the prequels are passable.

>>81684367
Give up Disney shill. You lost. TFA is so bad it retroactively made the prequels decent in comparison.

>>81684379
The entire first movie is a fucking mess storywise. Not to mention ruining Anakin's motivations for going to the Dark side in episode 3.

>>81683182

ROTS was good for the first couple minutes and that's it.

>>81684408
It's time to go to bed George.

>>81679754
No, it's just as bad. Only for different reasons.

>>81684408
that's not how quality works. something being bad doesn't make something else automatically good, it just makes it seem less bad in comparison.

>>81684027
>I still believe this is what's going to happen
If you think they're going to turn their feminist icon into a villain then I'd advise you to check your house's pipes for lead contamination

The posts in these SW threads are so fucking predictable. The same fucking shit is said every single time.

>>81680500
You're right. It's not saying much, so don't bother saying it.

>>81680221
The shittiness of the new Star Wars films has genuinely made me reconsider the prequels.

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Less han and leia is the best thing that happened to star wars.

>>81679271
Fuck Jew Jew Abrams

>>81681828
He had a problem with Arwen having a finite life span

>>81685819
Or her choosing a finite life to be exact

>>81684192
wow he must have a shitty life damn......